Pokemon the wrong way

At the beginning of the competition, Long Yi, who had a subtle surname on the opposite side of Xiaoyou, showed his excellent qualities as a "Hot-Blooded Idiot" trainer: "Big Crocodile, use the water gun!"

Although Xiaoyou would like to smile and let the Thorn Dragon King take this water gun that is completely painless and not itchy, and then return a dragon wave or something to make the opponent feel refreshed, but the crocodile is very big, so the crocodile squirts The area of ​​the water gun is also very large... For example, if this water gun is used by Xiaozhi's little saw alligator, then it should be called a water cannon... So if the Thorn Dragon King counterattacks on the spot, it will only Hit the oncoming water gun and then explode with a bang according to the skill collision theorem "Boom!"...

So after thinking about it, Xiaoyou still gave up on this idea: "The Thorn Dragon King, use the technique of shadow clone!"

The Thorn Dragon King's figure shook rapidly, and seven or eight shadow clones emerged.The crocodile's water gun hit the thorn dragon king that was staying in place, only a puff of smoke was emitted - of course there was only a phantom clone.

"Thorn Dragon King, use..." Xiaoyou hesitated for a while to think about the appropriate name of the move in order to conscientiously cosplay, "Spiral Pill! (Dragon Wave!)"

Arranged in an arc and slowly approaching, the thorn dragon kings who faintly surrounded the crocodile raised their heads together, and at the same time, the blue energy gathered at the front of the slender seahorse's mouth...

At this time, a smile appeared on Long Yi's face inappropriately.

"Uh!?" It was as if the words "planning pass ri" were written on the face, and the smile that didn't look like a hot-blooded trainer at all made Xiaoyou feel bad instinctively, but it was too late... point.

"Crocodile, use noise!"

"Roar--!!!"

The ferocious blue crocodile opened its wide and thick mouth, like a large truck horn connected to a dozen subwoofers, the terrifying noise instantly swept the entire arena, and some spectators who were a little closer to the battlefield hurried Face covered ears in pain.

This is also the reason why Xiao Youlo thinks that noise is a "magic skill": Compared with greatly reducing the defense power of the opponent's elves, this unbearable noise pollution is more obvious: the thorn dragon king's thorns in a large circle Figures appeared one after another, distorting and shaking as if Rice's video signal was being disturbed, and one of them curled up with a painful expression on its face...

"Big Crocodile, use the Ice Fang now!" In this situation, even Xiaozhi doesn't need the elf to rely on the unreliable method of "concentration" to identify the real body of the shadow clone...

Under the command of the trainer, the two thick and short hind legs of the crocodile rushed towards the thorn dragon king whose body was exposed, and the razor-sharp fangs in the wide-open mouth were filled with cold air.

This shit is definitely being fucked!Xiaoyou gritted her teeth hard.The ice element has an outstanding damage effect on the dragon element. Although the water attribute of the Thorn Dragon King can offset the outstanding part of the damage, but now the Thorn Dragon King has just been hit by the noise defense and has been weakened a lot—although it is "added value" But it can't be ignored - I'm really not sure if Ice Fang can survive this trick... For example, a personality crit or something...

The most important thing is that compared with other elves with hands or claws, the Thorn Dragon King who is closest to the noise source doesn't even have the option to cover his ears-in a sense, this can be regarded as an outstanding effect on the Thorn Dragon King?Therefore, the Thorn Dragon King has not yet fully recovered from the impact of the noise, and the long and narrow seahorse face is full of that trance-like expression that has been ruined...

"The Thorn Dragon King, substitute technique!"

The crocodile's frost-wreathed sharp teeth bit the Thorn Dragon King's neck fiercely, and then subconsciously shook his head violently according to the habit of crocodiles, but at the next moment, a big puff of smoke was "bang".

At a critical moment, a certain red-clad unknown businessman tied up a skill learner and made a contribution.Different from the shadow clone, the stand-in skill can only create one clone, and it also needs to consume about a quarter of the elf's physical strength, but unlike the shadow clone that is purely a phantom, the stand-in is a real entity, used to block the sword The gun blocking skills are the most convenient.As for the body of the Thorn Dragon King, it temporarily sank underwater under Xiaoyou's instructions.

"Dragon King Thorn, make another shadow clone!" Xiaoyou ordered loudly, as for whether he secretly used spiritual power to communicate and do something... Ha ha.

After the crocodile discovered that what he was attacking was just a stand-in, six identical thorn dragon kings surfaced again.This time, the thorn dragon kings didn't come forward foolishly, but circled around the crocodile from a distance away.

"Do you think it's a relationship because you are far away?" Contestant Long Yi smiled and raised his hands to his ears - at least the average audience in the audience immediately followed suit. "Crocodile, make another noise!"

"Roar——!!" The noise enough to kill the eardrums resounded through the audience again. Even if they were far away, the shadow clones of the Thorn Dragon King were still inevitably affected.But this time, all the thorn dragon kings have "channel interference" phenomenon...

"Not good!" Long Yi immediately realized that all the Thorn Dragon Kings on the water surface were shadow clones, and the main body was still hidden in the water. "Crocodile, you also dive into the water and find the Thorn Dragon King!"

"Hehehe..." This time, the smile of "Huajian Tongri" appeared on Xiaoyou's face——combined with the slender eyes of "Tima", it looked extraordinarily sinister.

"Thorn Dragon King, tornado!"

The Thorn Dragon King hidden in the water immediately activated the skills that had been prepared after receiving the order. The crocodile that jumped into the water almost cast itself into a trap, and was rewound by the raging waterspout within a few seconds after entering the water, like a small The scene when Zhizhi's little saw crocodile fought against Duli's Thorn Dragon King reappeared—although the strength of the giant crocodile was not comparable to that of the little saw crocodile, a certain puppet said that the Thorn Dragon King she borrowed was not the same glasses as Duli's Xiongzi's second-hand "civilian version"...

"Damn it!" Seeing the crocodile swaying back and forth in the tornado, Long Yi became restless. "Big Crocodile, use the water cannon..."

"Thorn Dragon King, Dragon Wave!"

Without giving the opponent a chance to get out of trouble by using methods such as the reaction force of the big move skill, Xiao You didn't care about the cosplay and let the Thorn Dragon King shoot a big blue fireball at him without hesitation——

"Boom!"

"Mighty Crocodile!"

"Dragon Dragon King, don't give that crocodile a chance!" Pointing at the crocodile that was blown out of the tornado and fell heavily on the platform, Xiao You waved his hand. "Virtual Dog Cannon! (Destroy Death Light!)"

"Boom!!"

"Great crocodile ah ah!"

———Dragon Wave———

After Xiaoyou's battle, another match was played, and the 32 games in the first round were all over.

Because after the game, the players will go to the elf center to restore the state of the elf, so the organizer of the competition simply announced the list of the next round of the game in the elf center.

"Ah la la..." Xiao You, who also came to the elf center, quickly found the location of the "Thousand Hands" she had disguised - it seemed that the list of the second round of competition was shuffled and rearranged randomly Yes, in the sixteen matches of the second round, Xiaoyou's order was suddenly ranked from the rear to the middle. "Fortunately, I paid special attention to the next game after me... The opponent actually changed..."

"Ah!?" Three neat and familiar exclamations caught Xiaoyou's attention.

Xiaoyou looked back, and saw the three of Xiaozhi standing not far behind her, while Xiaozhi and Xiaoxia were staring at each other with complicated expressions...

"...Is there adultery?" The pseudo-mother's eyes lit up, but she shook her head immediately. "Well, if you think about it, that's impossible...then the only thing that might surprise them..."

Turning her head away, Xiaoyou carefully looked at the competition list again...

In the first scene, Mrs. Ning vs. Oda... well, two passers-by.

In the second round, Xiaozhi vs Xiaoxia... eh?

Xiaozhi vs Xiaoxia?

Without saying a word, Xiaoyou turned around and strode towards her dormitory room——if she didn’t leave, she couldn’t help but laugh out loud...

Whoa!Two unscientific encounters!

……

the next day.

"Everyone, the next match is going to be..." The commentator's confident voice came from the loudspeaker in the venue, "Contestant Xiaozhi will face contestant Xiaoxia! Please look forward to their wonderful performance!"

"Hmm..." Xiaoyou sat on the stand holding fruit juice and popcorn, and watched with a smile on Xiaozhi and Xiaoxia's holding out poke balls to each other on the battlefield. "Xiaozhi, Xiaoxia, you all work hard, it's best for both of you to lose and get out of the game... Well, well, I admit that it's not realistic..."

On the field, Xiaozhi first dispatched the little saw crocodile who seemed to be suffering from ADHD, while Xiaoxia used the mosquito-repellent frog to fight—although Xiaoyou didn't know when Xiaoxia subdued the mosquito-repellent frog, but Xiaoxia was very strong. The appearance of confidence should not be taken out casually to make up the number.

Game start.

The upright and passionate idiot Xiaozhi first launched the "Water Gun Regardless of 21" attack.The no fancy direct attack was easily avoided by the mosquito frog diving into the water, and quickly approached the little saw crocodile underwater, then jumped out suddenly, and beat the little saw crocodile dizzy with a series of foam light.

The mosquito-repellent frog took advantage of the victory and pursued, trying to use a series of slaps at close range to determine the victory in one fell swoop, but the little saw crocodile quickly recovered from the stiff state of being hit very unscientifically. Use a water gun to make up the knife... It seems that the situation is suddenly reversed?

But Xiaoxia's side is not the kind of character whose soul is bound by science... The mosquito-repellent frog, which was about to crash into the stone pillars at the four corners of the field, forcibly changed its posture in mid-air and kicked back on the stone pillars. He even used the "moon step" technique of moving without any support in the air, avoiding the little saw crocodile's water gun and rushing in front of the little saw crocodile...

clap clap clap...

A neat set of slaps.Little saw crocodile ko!

Unscientific versus unscientific, the more unscientific mosquito-repellent frog wins!

Next, Xiao Zhi replaced the second elf giant claw crab.It seems that the food level of Dr. Oki's Institute is quite good, so that the giant claw crab has finally grown its moral volume to about the racial average, and it is no longer that severely malnourished appearance.

The next battle was almost out of the unscientific category: Facing the foam light attack of the mosquito-repellent frog, the giant claw crab directly hit the water surface with a crab fist, and then stirred up huge waves like Moses splitting the sea. The mosquito-repellent frog was overturned——Xiaoyou could even see the bright light produced by the high-speed air wave friction from the crab punch with the naked eye...

Is this Nima still a crab fist?

The mosquito-repellent frog on Xiaoxia's side tried to fight back, and then hit the returning wave on the side wall to attack with a head hammer, but saw the second crab punch from the giant claw crab head-on...

Mosquito Frog, ko.One to one even.

Both sides now have one Pokémon left, and Xia Xia's second Pokémon appears to be that pink... er, Kodak?

Xiaoyou could see clearly that when Xiaoxia was about to throw out the special elf ball with Sun Coral in her hand, a white light automatically flashed from the backpack behind her, and then Koda Duck appeared on the field ...then slipped and fell into the water...

Then he began to struggle as if he was drowning...

Nima, is this a water elf?

Xiaoyou covered her face sadly.It seems that Xiaoxia is going to be cheated to death by her elf—in fact, if she chooses one of these two unscientific opponents, Xiaoyou still hopes that it will be Xiaoxia, at least when Xiaoxia is unscientific Less than Ash...

By the time the Koda duck, who can't swim, finally climbed back onto the stone platform, Xiaozhi's giant claw crab had already arrived beside the Koda duck, and the huge crab claws flashed by, and it was firmly gripped. Took the head of the duck and raised it high...

Then the giant claw crab is bento.

... Xiaoyou can't explain exactly what happened, but the duck whose head was clamped seems to have touched some switch, the originally dull eyes suddenly flashed blue, and then a super super super power burst out. It can be energy-based, and the giant claw crab was sent flying far away with one blow, and it even affected Xiaozhi on the sidelines. One person and one elf turned into a rolling gourd and passed out...

Even the referee didn't seem to understand what happened when he fell to the ground. For the sake of the giant claw crab lying on Xiaozhi's body, he hesitated for a while and raised the flag to pronounce: "Giant, giant claw crab is lost!" Combat strength, Kodak wins!"

"..." Xiaoyou drank the juice in the cup in one gulp, and silently gave Xiaoxia, who was circling excitedly on the field, a thumbs up—

goodjob!