Pokemon the wrong way

After a... thin beam of light broke through the sky, a thin figure wearing a black hat with a large brim and a black windbreaker appeared beside the straw hat boy out of thin air with Bi Diao.

"Goodjob, Sylvanas!" Straw hat boy Luffy, that is, Xiaoyou after the second disguise, stepped forward and took off the big-brimmed hat from the thin figure's head with a smile, revealing the green head of Xanadu, the Lich star.

Xanadu, the humanoid elf, put on the hunter's windbreaker and hat and escaped, while he pretended to be an innocent passer-by trainer lying on the gun. This was Xiaoyou's shameless tactic that was able to get rid of the flying-type Tianwangdu!Although Xanadu was much thinner and thinner than Hunter D in terms of height and weight, fortunately, because he was far away, it was difficult to see clearly in a hurry, so Duo was not seen through.

The reason why I chose Xanadu, who has flaws in her body, is because Xiaoyou's other elves have even worse conditions - the wings on the back of the giant pincer mantis, and the strange force is an extra pair of arms. Not only is the night giant not tall enough, but also too fat ——Besides, if you think about it carefully, Xanadu also has the magic escape skill of teleportation. Whether you successfully get rid of Du or be caught up, you can return to Xiaoyou's side in the first time...

In fact, the battle went quite smoothly. Even the Four Heavenly Kings couldn't connect two people who were completely different in appearance, clothing, speech, tone, and age.As a result, Du not only let go of his chasing target without knowing it, but also signed his chasing target...

Signature board (Du): The autograph of Du, one of the Four Heavenly Kings known as the "Messenger of the Dragon", has a very high collection value.Shopping mall recovery price: 2100

"It was an act of pretending to be stupid, but I didn't expect to make money by accident." Seeing that the autograph she wanted at random could be sold for money, a certain puppet happily threw the autograph pad to the system store... (* 1)

Undoing the disguise and putting away a few elves, Xiaoyou raised his head and looked at the left and right sides: "That guy Du flew in this direction, and the police car came from this direction...that is to say Du is going to find Xiaozhi and Shaya's Gyarados..."

"Well... Du already has a Gyarados, so he probably wouldn't want to catch another Gyarados." Having made this conclusion, Xiaoyou confidently decided on her next move. "Since you sold it once, let's make it up again..."

--------Teleport--------

Although the captain of the encircled Phantom Troupe was confident that he could bring down four or five police officers with his well-trained physique, he was not confident that he would not be turned into one under the flames and gnaws of four or five katti dogs. A pile of mosaics... So despite his face full of reluctance, Mr. Chen Ji was packed into the rear compartment of a specially reinforced police escort vehicle.

"That damned hunter! Unreliable at all! He left me alone and ran away without hesitation!" Sitting cross-legged in the carriage, Mr. Chen Ji couldn't stop cursing some unreliable colleagues. "Hmph! Being hunted down by Du with a fast dragon... Maybe that Hun Dan will also come in later... Huh?"

Because the purpose is to escort prisoners, so naturally there will be no humanized designs such as car windows.However, the muscle brother can still roughly judge the movement of the escort vehicle by the vibration of the body.At this moment, Chen already clearly felt that the escort car suddenly braked to a stop.

"What happened?" Chen has tried his best to prick up his ears, but the sound insulation effect of the escort car is really good... "Damn it, I can't hear anything!"

Suddenly, the carriage door made a creaking sound, and then the whole door was dismantled with a bang!

When Chen was already in cold sweat looking at the strange force that threw the two thick iron carriage doors aside, a strange-sounding cry also entered the ears of the captain brother:

"Ha... ha... wait a minute! No! That, there is... ah ah ah ah!!"

Uh, wait... This voice seems to be Junsha?

"What the hell is going on!?" Chen Ji jumped out of the carriage, feeling overwhelmed by more than 2000 armored rhinos passing by. Looking around, he saw that the ground was full of earthquake-like gullies and cracks. Several police cars were all staggered and stuck in the ditch; the police officers in the car fell to the ground one by one in different postures, their bodies twitching unnaturally; In the claws, it seems to be trying to pile them up into a stacked Arhat shape... and Miss Junsha, who is making a strange sound, is being tied up with several blue "tentacles" by a vine monster, and then... Shoes scratching the soles of your feet?

"..."

Mr. Chenji felt that all the armored rhinoceros passing by in his heart had evolved into Snorbeasts (don't pay attention to this strange evolution chain)-Nima just tickled and screamed so exaggeratedly, what kind of trouble is he trying to make! ?

Although at the beginning, I felt that it was impossible for any scene to be too much, but what is the faint sense of disappointment in my heart...

"Captain Chenji, I suggest you retreat now."

"Scared!?" The deep voice brought Captain Brother Gui back to his senses, and when he turned around, he found that the hunter D who had cheated him had already stood behind him at some point.

"After I got rid of Du, that guy ran back to track down the red Gyarados." Calmly took back a certain "tentacle" that had just destroyed (fog) Junsha, and seemed to have lost all its integrity like its owner Elf," said Xiaoyou in a re-dressed manner slowly. "However, these police officers may have notified Du before being knocked down, maybe he is rushing here..."

...Then you still have time to play bondage tickle play with Junsha here?

"Uh... Got it..." Chen already opened his mouth, and finally said softly, "In short...thank you..."

"Hmm..." Xiaoyou twitched the corners of her mouth as she watched Mr. Chenji leave quickly, "Brother Tsundere is really not cute at all."

3 minutes later……

Looking up at a fast dragon carrying a red-haired Super Saiyan flying over his head, Xiaoyou with blond hair and a beard painted on his face grinned: "Speed ​​up, Duduli. Let's catch the limited number Go to the version of Gyarados!"

———————Triangle Attack———————

the next day.Kaji Town.

"...In the end, King Du Tian was forced to have no choice but to capture the red tyrannosaurus...and subdue it?" In the restaurant attached to the elf center, Xiaoyou smiled slightly (jue) (wang) asked.

"Well, after all, the Gyarados had been seriously injured at that time, but it still destroyed it so violently and recklessly. Only by subduing it can we treat it..." Xiaozhi, who was sitting opposite Xiaoyou, nodded, "Mr. Untransition promised us that he will treat Kuailong as his partner!"

"Oh, that's good..." Xiaoyou continued to "smile", "I really envy you Xiaozhi, Mr. Du who was lucky enough to meet the Four Heavenly Kings..."

"Really? It's okay hahaha..." The hot-blooded idiot boy rubbed his head and smirked, completely ignoring the sour taste in the words of a certain fake girl...

……

A few hours ago, after Xiaoyou changed her costume for the nth time, she searched all the way along the river, but she didn't find any trace of the red Gyarados until she found the source of the Lake of Wrath.In order to prevent the red Gyarados from hiding at the bottom of the lake, Xiaoyou released her menus and "vehicle" to make a fuss in the lake, but there was still no response.Seeing that the sun is gradually setting, Xiaoyou can only go to the nearest Kaji Town for the time being, planning to have a full mobilization the next day, and use a sieve to sift out the red tyrannosaurus...

However, in the elf center in Kaji Town, Xiaoyou unexpectedly meets Xiaozhi and his group who also come to stay.Under Xiaoyou's hot (yin) affection (xian) and friend (jiao) kind (zha) deliberate clichés, although he has saved several urban areas and even the whole world, he still does not show the mountains and water, but in fact his mouth does not close the door Xiao Zhi, who is sure to get something out of him just by asking, immediately expressed his personal experience as a capital to show off in front of "one of his competitors"—well, unilaterally.

Well, compared with saving the world, saving an elf is really not a big deal that must be kept secret, so Xiaozhi explained this aspect in great detail, and Xiaoyou was also proud to know Xiaozhi's complete "branch plot" "—Based on Xiaoyou's subjective cognition, this is a story on the back...

After being separated from King Dutian, Xiaozhi and his team soon found the runaway red Gyarados along the river.It's just that the red Gyarados is being attacked by the members of the Phantom Troupe who drove there first-under the attack of the unscrupulous elves and mechanical props of the new generation of evil organizations, the red Gyarados was almost beaten into a red sky Muro, just a bag full of nets to pack and take home.

Seeing such a scene, Xiaozhi and the others naturally had their blood buff fully activated, picked up the poke ball, shouted "love and peace", and rushed forward.But this time the Phantom Group is not the group of casual workers at the Uzumaki Archipelago underwater base who fight hand-to-hand without even elves (the group of funny people in the underwater base were indeed downgraded to the level of observation by Boss Sakagi) Even if the three of Xiaozhi, Xiaogang and Xiaoxia are fully fighting, they can only barely entangle the Phantom Group, preventing them from taking the Gyarados away...

At this time, Xiaozhi's protagonist halo made a contribution again!A feral Old Trainer popped out of the grass...well, we mean just passing by!But this old man who came out for a walk with nothing to do and didn't even bring a soy sauce bottle happened to be a real person who doesn't show his face, a master, a master, a master, and a ticket to ride the dragon, white sea lion and armor shell to easily kill the ordinary fighters of the phantom group and the half-way. The trio who want to pick up cheap meows all freeze into human-shaped popsicles and then pia flies...

In the melee of the crowd—or when the passing powerful old man slapped the Phantom Group, the red Gyarados who was beaten to a coma by the Phantom Group woke up. After seeing the colorful skills flying all over the sky, the runaway Gyarados decisively Turned around 180 degrees, followed the opposite direction of the river and continued to wreak havoc... Does it really count as "running away" if you know how to bully the weak and fear the strong?

Seeing the red Gyarados turning around, Xiaozhi and his party naturally wanted to catch up, but the passer-by was not enthusiastic. Seeing Xiaozhi chasing the Gyarados, he let out a cold snort and continued walking.As for the red tyrannosaurus, this guy trembled again after he couldn't see the old man Geli, screaming and licking the destructive death light one after another, completely ignoring the affectionate call of the hot-blooded, innocent and good boy Xiaozhi...

Then, Flying King Du made his debut.After seeing that Xiaozhi's tenderness battle didn't work, Du decisively used the positive attack method-"Kuailong, use the destructive death light!"

The red tyrannosaurus of Luyang Electronic City Breaking Cannon with Kuailong was completely exploded without any suspense, and then was stuck on the face with a poke ball - only when it was subdued first could it be sent to the elf center Only by treating it can it slowly resolve the anger in its heart with warmth...

At least that's what Du said...

What else can Xiao You say?He could only rely on acting skills to maintain a slightly stiff smile on his face and bid farewell to Xiao Zhi, and then returned to the room in the dormitory of the Elf Center with good sound insulation and began to roll all over the floor...

Damn it!

If you really want to save the elves, there are plenty of other ways, right?If you think about it carefully, there are plenty of ways to save elves without catching them! ?In fact, you have an idea after seeing the flash elf?Just want to catch the glitter elf! ?Obviously there is already a Gyarados!Obviously there is a Gyarados!To catch so many is to form a team!Not Ibrahimovic!Besides, the attribute of Gyarados is water + flying!If you want to catch elves, you should also go to dragons!Do you really want to be the king of flying? Hundan! !

Ah, and that meddling passing old man!Without that guy messing things up, maybe the red Gyarados would have fainted and gone to the Rockets headquarters. Although it is a little difficult to get it from Boss Sakagi, at least there is hope!How can you spit it out after sending it to Du's mouth?This guy... a powerful trainer who uses a lot of ice elves near Kaji Town... I feel that there is no other possibility except the gym trainer of Kaji Gym!Why don't you just hang out in the gym and wait for your death to come out and take a walk!

Wait for us!Tomorrow's gymnasium battle, we will have a good ~ good ~ good ~ exciting ~ battle!

(*1) If I remember correctly, Du this guy later became the champion of Chengdu, and if he lost his store at that time, the price would at least double. .And sell it to rich collectors like Jillo... Luta. .

ps: There is no typo in the chapter name. . desu. .