Pokemon the wrong way

Because the fossil pterosaur "lost the will to fight", Xiaoyou had to replace it with the super iron tyrannosaurus, which has advantages in attributes but has a lot of mobility, for the second round of the battle.But in fact, the battle ended much faster than expected...

"(Dazenga, use) Rock Blast!"

"Crow head, use black eyes!"

Liu Lizi's crow head stopped in place, his dark red eyes fixed on the huge Super Iron Tyrannosaurus emitting black unknown energy, and was hit on the face by the stone bullets fired by the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus...

"(Da Zengjia, use it next...) Uh, is this over?" Seeing the gentleman-like big crow gracefully turning around in place, his eyes were overturned and he couldn't get up. The boss couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat.

Although it's true that the crow's defense is relatively low... But can this pretending to be dead be more realistic?If the fallen posture just now was used in comics, there would definitely be a lot of roses as frame decorations—you know, even Uncle Tohsaka who "must be elegant at all times" dies when he hangs up. Ugly... (*1)

"The head of the crow loses its fighting power! The challenger's elf wins! So the winner is the challenger trainer from nowhere!"

Although Mr. Crow's "death" slot is full, Miss Liulizi on the other side quickly ran to the sidelines and pressed the tape recorder switch to announce the result of the battle. From his chest, he took out a blue and black badge that looked like a crucible and a broom: "Congratulations, little Youjun, you have won the gym battle! This is the badge of the Wutai Gym, please accept it! Then Let's talk about the details of the fossil pterosaurs, shall we? Everything is negotiable..."

Beads of cold sweat fell off Xiaoyou's head one by one: "Do you really want to lose your integrity as a gym trainer..."

"I said that kind of thing is not important compared to other people's magic research..."

"Are you not afraid of being revoked from the gymnasium?"

"Ah, you mean the young prosecutor sent by the Elf Alliance who came a few months ago? He won the battle easily after drinking the magic Ning I gave him. After Shencha Trial Version No. [-]."

"..." Is it a normal person's reaction to drink that thing and lose about 50% of its combat power?

"Speaking of which, that guy kept having a nosebleed after drinking tea. I don't know if it was because the weather was too hot and I pulled the neckline of his clothes too low..."

"..." Hey, the old chairman of the Elf Alliance who looks like a turtle fairy?Your employees need to reorganize internally?

……

10 minutes later……

"Skin flakes from wing membranes, powder from claws, scales that have fallen off, get☆daze!" Liu Lizi put the "materials" collected from fossil pterosaurs into sealed small test tubes with green eyes , "Next comes tears, saliva, and dust on the back of the horns!"

"Okay, two for the body material, one for the body... and then three for the head..." And Xiaoyou, who was determined to live and die with her elves before, is now holding a calculation The machine settles accounts on the side. "It's almost over, Digarex, just be patient for a while."

"Hoho..." The face of the fossil pterosaur that felt almost "skinned off" was full of cows.

Elf magic is "a method of using various natural materials related to elves to help in life", although there is a series of "sounds magical but scientific in principle but magical in operation" Slots, but in essence, it is not as ghostly * animal heavy * mouth as some fake girl imagined to skin the elf alive and then use the bloody organs and internal organs for experiments... Therefore, the materials used in all elf magic are absolutely All kinds of "leftover materials" that will not harm the life safety of elves are safe, healthy, green, natural and pollution-free...

What?Miss Liulizi's difficult "Monster Hunter" achievements of Gyarados and Benjila?That's the result of someone specially training a male and a female elves who specialize in charm skills, smashing the target into the "love eye" state before attacking...

In short, since it is confirmed that there is no harm to the elves but there is still money to be taken, the integrity index of a certain pseudo-mother immediately dropped back to her hometown in Kanto——

"Anyway, it's just a manicure to remove dead skin or something, it's considered a health maintenance..."

Xiaoyou, who was counting the money, comforted the fossil pterosaur in this way.

Then, with a business smile on his face, he turned to Liu Lizi, who was almost satisfied after successfully obtaining all kinds of rare "materials", and said, "Speaking of which, Miss Liu Lizi, are you interested in fossil helmets and ammonite beasts? The price is negotiable..."

"Oh? Please tell me in detail!"

So the two people with no integrity began to exchange cordially and friendlyly on the matter of "exploiting" elves...

"..." The fossilized pterosaur who stood aside after being "collected" welcomed someone as unlucky as himself.

"Kou Jie..." Geng Gui patted the tail of the fossil pterosaur comfortingly.

At this time, Xiaoyou walked over with something like a small vacuum cleaner in his hand: "Ah Xu, are you here? Miss Liu Lizi told me just now that as an extra reward for defeating the Wutai gymnasium, she can give me Make magic potions! But you need to use a material called 'ghost fog'... stop and don't run!"

"Talk and talk!!"

"Come out! It's pointless to resist in vain..."

—————Break the head——Split——Dock the tail—————

Leaving the Wutai Gymnasium, which is full of sense of professional ethics crisis, the system master jumped out according to the usual practice and started to brush existence:

[Sub-quest: "" is completed, challenge the Wutai Gymnasium to win and get a badge, reward: hp+1, free attribute +3]

[Satisfy the trigger condition of the regional task: "Chengdu Alliance, a new beginning", reward: free attribute +1]

[Badge of Witchcraft: The power of evil skills increases by 10% hp+1]

[Achievement: Sell teammates!For a little profit, you betrayed your close comrade-in-arms without hesitation... It's frustrating (xi) (wen) sick (le) crazy (jian)!Reward: Free attribute +2, money -1200]

[Achievement: Fuck the Big Zombie!You must have done something more unscrupulous than before... omg!Reward: Free attribute +2, money -1300]

The side quests in the gymnasium were as expected, but two achievements with slightly subtle content...Although they gained a lot of attribute points, they directly deducted nearly half of the "selling money" (fog) of the fossil pterosaur ...

"This is definitely jealous of us making money!" Xiaoyou expressed quite indignation about this, "Isn't it just some money for materials, and the achievements are used as a reason to deduct money! Obviously, the ethical zombies have never deducted money before..."

"...But it doesn't matter, overall I still made money!" Knowing that even complaining about the unscrupulous system is useless, Xiaoyou quickly entered the self-comforting mode, "Besides, I have already talked with Miss Liulizi The materials for fossil helmets and ammonite beasts will still be profitable in the future. And..."

"and this!"

Xiaoyou took out an exquisite small glass bottle, which was filled with a clear and transparent purple liquid, which reflected the charming brilliance of the stars under the sunlight: "This thing is a good thing that money can't buy. Woolen cloth!"

[Elf Affinity Potion (Ghost System): The magic potion (unofficially certified) prepared by the elf magician Pharmacist Si Liulizi, using more than ten kinds of natural materials including the tears of fossil pterosaurs and the mist of Gengar , after using it, it can permanently increase the affinity with ghost-type elves, which will be helpful for commanding ghost-type elves in battle in the future, and it is only valid for the first use. (Note: Since it is an unofficially certified product, it may contain certain side effects)]

Unscrewing the cork on the glass bottle, suddenly a faint icy purple mist floated out along the mouth of the bottle, all of a sudden cast a strange color on the originally beautiful potion.

but……

"Others may be frightened, but we have the characteristics of Master Pei to protect the body!" Xiaoyou raised the glass bottle without hesitation, and poured the medicine inside into her mouth in one gulp. "Don't be cowardly, just pour!"

……

"...It's ice cold." Xiaoyou smacked her mouth, "It's the same as that Ningshen tea, it looks scary, but the taste is pretty good..."

"Huh? Why did it... get dark so quickly..."

puff.

(*1) Elegant Uncle Tohsaka Tokiomi: ...Are you blaming me again?

ps: xy39. .

Musashi's new hairstyle is well received again. .To be precise, as long as you are willing to change your hairstyle, it will be praised. .Plain makeup without heavy makeup is also well received. .

"Rivalry" trio. .The trainer of Baitan City in the Makaros area will bring the three royal families of Kanto. .Jenny Turtle, why are you hanging and beating the old man for repairs, so you hang your family man-made. .The agility attribute of your fat trainer is also very high. .The catching technique is very special. .The relative girl of Alice's family who was arrested, is your Miao Frog Seed arrogant or paralyzed?In contrast, the last mushroom-head camera house and the little fire dragon are the most normal ones. .

Wait, it seems that we saw some amazing characters at the summer camp?Or is it just that I think it looks like shredded papa (16 minutes and 17 seconds)?

The three-person road battle, the Squirrel group vs the foam frog group. .Then all three collapsed. .It doesn't matter if Ren. Wife Na is a real novice. It's an international practice to wash some wisdom, but it's okay to be washed, but you are a gym trainer. .Being beaten by a novice and obviously the worst of the three opposite is simply ruthless. .

ps2: Recently, I can't find the reason for my poor state. It's like squeezing toothpaste overnight. It's painful to squeeze out hundreds of words. .Even deleting the clients of Unlimited Tera and Public Beta Sword Spirit didn't improve. .According to the theory stated in a certain book, is this a precursor to the imminent cure of the second disease?

ps3: By the way, the ids of Zhou Fangyou and Green Black Tea have been preempted in these two games. .Whoever does it stands up, we promise not to blackmail you with tricks. .