Pokemon the wrong way

(International practice, ignore the title..)

The number changes in the system task prompts prove that it is completely feasible to use video calls to scare people remotely.Although Xiaoyou spent quite a while after the incident to apologize, explain and appease Xiaozhi, who was still in shock, so that Xiaozhi didn't let Xiaozhi directly call and send the "bad news" back to his hometown in Zhenxin Town, but at least he completed the task within the deadline There is no problem at all.

Next, after putting on special make-up, Xiaoyou called the next "victim":

"Hey, Xiaoyou! This is the first time you have taken the initiative to call me, right? What's the matter?"

"Why don't you talk? Speaking of which, your face is so ugly. Are you sick or...or..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"This..." Seeing the picture on the screen whirl and turn into a snowflake, black lines quickly formed on Xiaoyou's face. "Could it be that Kaoru was so frightened that she just threw the communicator away? Well, what if I have to pay for it..."

Fortunately, a few minutes later, the local tyrant who regained his composure a little bit... the girl called again with a spare mobile communicator.After listening to Xiaoyou's explanation, I happily accepted the apology from the pseudo-mother - but put forward a small additional condition...

"Your potion that can turn ghosts is so interesting, I want to play too! Sell me a few bottles!"

"Well, because this thing is actually an accidental product, there should be no stock... But there may be potions that can transform into elves, such as Charmander or Charmander... Are you interested?"

"Charizard? Can it breathe fire?"

"Uh, this is not sure..."

……

After finally getting rid of the local tyrant Xun who was not short of money, a certain pseudo-mother who had a scar healed one second and then forgot the pain the next second frantically called again to "harm" the three-none girl:

"haven't seen you for a long time……"

"You...it looks...so strange..."

"..."

"This..." Although Yui Kinoshita, acting head of the Rockets, turned off the communicator expressionlessly, the "+1" in the number of missions completed in the system missions shows that Sanwumeizhi was undoubtedly frightened to a considerable extent. "But how about this kind of reaction? Why don't you hurry up and call to apologize?"

The number of the Rockets branch was dialed again, but Xiaoyou, who was a little nervous, didn't notice that the signal light on the notebook jumped a few more times...

So when a middle-aged man with sharp eyes and serious expression appeared on the screen in a suit and holding a cat boss, the pseudo-mother who was not mentally prepared was frightened so that the whole person became "transparent"...

"Saka, boss Sakagi?"

"I received a report from Yui Kinoshita, the acting head of the Hualan Branch, saying that Zhou Fangyou, the elite captain under my command, died unexpectedly and turned into a ghost to wander around the world." As for the desk lamp on the cabinet, Uncle Sakagi still maintained his composure as if the silver avalanche was in front of him. "Originally, I planned to deduct her bonus after confirming your survival, but now it seems that it is really not a false alarm? Tell me, did you get something interesting again?"

"Uh, this is..."

"In such a special situation, I believe that if it is my trusted elite captain of the Rockets, Lily Xiangjun, he will definitely provide the most accurate and detailed information, right?"

"Uh uh, this, this..."

"Captain Lily Xiang, you can make an oral report now. Of course, if you are busy, you can also put a 4a size, 5 cm thick written report on my desk at this time tomorrow..."

"No! Can't we recruit all of them..."

In fact, apart from the fact that what happened in the Wutai Gymnasium sounds very unscientific at first glance and very unmagical when you listen carefully, there is nothing really extraordinary about it, and it doesn’t take 5 minutes to tell all the details.Just talking, something opened a hole in Xiaoyou's mind...

"... So, what do you think, Boss Sakagi? If the Wutai Gymnasium is incorporated under Team Rocket, not only can you directly obtain a ready-made branch base in the Chengdu area, but you can also obtain Miss Liulizi's strange effects. It is often possible to discover the support of magic potions with effective effects...and the most important thing is that Miss Liulizi is a technical nerd, as long as she is provided with rare elves, she can be easily bought, and what we pay ourselves is only some of the elves. "Materials" like leftovers are almost at zero cost..."

"Well, if it's zero cost..." Although it was just a thought-provoking suggestion, Boss Sakagi unexpectedly took it seriously. "I understand. I will send someone to contact the gym trainer first to see how she behaves..."

"Please don't worry, it will definitely help the Rockets' road to conquest..." Xiao You, who was smiling and promising the uncle, had another topic in mind, "(In this way, we can often I got the ghost medicine to bully the children to play!)”

……

After finally solving the sudden refresh of Uncle Sakagi, the progress of the frightening mission without integrity is finally only the last place left.But at this time, Xiaoyou's insane symptoms have been greatly relieved, so she began to hesitate before bringing the phone number of the last target.

It was expected that the last target would be to find the cheaper sister Masako Busujima - she is older and has a personal phone number and is just within the range of 16 years old - but after being "reported" by Yui Kinoshita once, she calmed down Xiaoyou thought about it carefully, and sister Masako also notified her mother of her "obituary"...

Imagine: the members of the personnel department of the Rockets received an order to go to Wutai Town, but found the ruins of the "original" Wutai Gymnasium that had been razed to the ground on the outskirts of the town, and sliced ​​into thin slices with an average thickness of 0.75mm, evenly scattered on the outskirts of the town. Miss Liu Lizi, the "former" gym trainer within a radius of 50 meters...

Uh, it seems a little heavy mouthed.

Although if he explained clearly in time, a certain magician lady should be able to avoid the fate of "everywhere", but what really worries Xiaoyou is...

"Because you got your soul out of your body by a random bottle of potion of unknown origin, you sauce, your practice is obviously not good enough... Anyway, you have got enough badges, and you just happened to go to Silver Mountain with me, Let's do special training before the tournament begins!"

If such a branch plot happened, who would Xiaoyou cry to?Rich girls and uncle bosses can fool around, but my mother seems to be an activist.

So this plan to scare my own sister...well, let's think twice?

"Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Just as Xiaoyou was hesitating whether to drill out of the wall to find a small flower and count its petals, "Scare, don't scare", Geng Gui, who was lying on the side and bored, suddenly yelled strangely, and then slammed into the floor Hidden below.

"Excuse me! Is anyone there?" A few seconds later, a girl with round eyes and a sweet smile pushed open the door and walked in.

Well, because the woods near the town are currently full of "haunted in broad daylight", many traveling trainers no longer have the courage to play camping in the wild, so the elf center in the town naturally began to be overcrowded. So Xiaoyou, who originally booked a double room by herself, unexpectedly got a temporary roommate...

Well, a very, very "unlucky" roommate.

"Ah, please come in." Xiaoyou changed his face in a second, from a frowning and tangled face to a kind and kind Nadeshiko face, "It's been a long time since a roommate came to this room..."

"Eh?" Mr. Roommate subconsciously felt that something was wrong, "Long time...?"

Slap.Geng Gui quietly poked his head out from behind the unfortunate little girl very knowingly, and gently closed the door from the outside.

"Yeah," Xiaoyou smiled happily, "Since I died here two years ago, no one has lived in this guest room, and I have always been very lonely..."

ps: uh uh. .It really became an elf jump. .

ps2: Well. . xy42. .

Day [-] of summer camp. .Where did the fourth and fifth days go?

As for group battles. .Even if the pm level is still quasi-novice, I can't help but complain. .Digging a hole instead of using the electric system to play the normal system?But the electric system was instantly killed by the electric system skills?And it's still in the semifinals?How much did you charge Nintendo for the trio of passers-by who fought against Xiaozhi! ?

Finally, there is a trio of Meow Meow who intends to return to the evil line. .The kindergarten crayon version of the battle plan book is well received. .Musashi Yanyi is well received. .But in exchange for bad reviews for hairstyles. .

A trio who was flown by pia as usual and forgot to get paid. .Canteen aunt, don't tell the truth casually. .

finals. .The three Guandong Royals played a wave of clean suppression at the beginning of the game, and the Jenny Turtle was almost able to 1v3, but in the end they were still defeated by Xiaozhi and his gang one by one. .Sure enough, pvp still depends on toughness and crit. .So what kind of trouble is wow canceling toughness. .

Jenny turtle fat paper children's shoes, it's too wasteful to hand over rhythm tactics to Xiaozhi. .After leaving the Carlos area, people will forget all about it. .

Then after watching the preview of the next episode, I said that if I finish the Shala gymnasium sooner, I will forget it. .