Pokemon the wrong way

(The title of the previous chapter should be Miss Junsha. Because the title is not easy to modify, I will report it here..)

Mr. Konno, the uncle in the skirt, is not a woman.

Of course, this is not because Xiaoyou himself wears skirts—his own is called cross-dressing. Up is completely different...

According to Ms. Joy, the reason why this gym trainer dressed up in such a manner as to hinder the appearance of the city was also due to her last resort...

"Male...male anthropophobia?" Xiaoyou stared and asked, tongue-tied, "Miss Joey, are you kidding me? How could the elf have such a weird disease?"

"I know this sounds unbelievable...but it is indeed the truth." Speaking of this, Ms. Joy's expression was also a little tangled—even if she could understand it, she couldn't be completely immune to the effects of Mr. Konno's appearance. Lethality.

As the first trainer to question this, Xiaoyou was able to visit his elf in the ward with Mr. Konno.

"Although you are a boy, Xiaoyou, you should not irritate the tropical dragon." Mr. Konno, who was wearing a skirt with a beard and not naked, said this to Xiaoyou.

Xiaoyou said that she didn't think it was a compliment at all.

……

In the custody room of the elf heart, Xiao You met the elf of the gym trainer—the guy named Tropical Dragon.As a trainer who has seen elves that he has never seen before, Xiaoyou unceremoniously took out the elf illustration book, and Uncle Konno didn't say anything about it.

【热带龙，水果小精灵，草+飞行属性，绿素特性。种族值：hp99、攻击68、防御83、特攻72、特防87、速度515、总和460。简介：能拍动巨大的片在天空飞翔。挂着脖上的那串香蕉十分甜美好吃。到了春天时会从脖散播花粉。】

In Xiaoyou's opinion, the shape of the tropical dragon should be quite good among the grass elves. The overall shape is a small long-necked dinosaur more than two meters high.Compared with the real long-necked dragon, the limbs of the tropical dragon are thicker and shorter, and the tail that should be used for balance is too short, which makes the image of the tropical dragon look a little more funny.As the symbol of the grass-type elf, the tropical dragon has emerald green trees on the head, neck and back, and its four palm-like trees stretch out from the tropical dragon's back and hang down on both sides of the body. Considering this guy's flying attributes, these particularly large pieces might be wings...

In addition, the most noticeable part of Tropical Dragon is the suspicious-looking bananas hanging from its chin.According to the picture book, these bananas are still edible, and a certain pseudonym expresses no personal opinion on this point...

Nima, take a closer look at the connecting parts of those trees and bananas, okay?All kinds of flesh and plant fibers are intertwined together!Who knows if that yellow thing is a real banana or a sarcoma that looks like a banana!Only ghosts want to eat that kind of food!

Tropical dragons are said to be elves that mainly inhabit the Hoen area, and are quite rare in the city. Mr. Konno also relies on this relatively rare tropical dragon as a selling point to maintain the low-popular gym until today.Therefore, even if Mr. Konno has other elves, the gymnasium cannot operate normally while the tropical dragon has not recovered.

"But this banana...uh, I mean the tropical dragon..." Xiaoyou looked at the tropical dragon lying on the blanket, "does it seem to be fine?"

Indeed, although it doesn't look very energetic, the tropical dragon has no injuries on its body and its spirit is very stable. Watching it slowly eat the elf feed, it doesn't seem to have any weird phobia at all.

"..." In response to the boy... years of questioning again, Miss Joy silently took out a remote control and turned on the projection screen hanging on the wall of the intensive care unit.

Swish—a girl in a dress appeared on the screen.

The tropical dragon continued to eat the feed without any abnormality.

Swish——A sister Yu wearing an OL suit appeared on the screen.

The tropical dragon continued to eat the feed without any abnormality.

Swish - a white-haired old lady leaning on a cane appeared on the screen.

The tropical dragon continued to eat the feed without any abnormality.

Xiaoyou said it was very strange: "So it's not like I didn't ask at all..."

Miss Joy continued to press the remote control silently.

Swish—a young insect catcher with a vest, shorts, straw hat, and a net bag appeared on the screen, which is very common around towns.

The tropical dragon raised its long neck vigilantly, staring at the projection screen...

Swish—an old man with white hair and also leaning on a cane appeared on the screen.

The tropical dragon's body began to tremble, and it backed up again and again...

Swish—a passerby-faced uncle Nian, who can be seen everywhere, dressed as an office worker, appeared on the screen.

The tropical dragon shrieked and retreated to the corner, shivering into a ball...

Swish—a muscular brother with a tall, burly back and tight gym suit with a sunny smile appeared on the screen.

The tropical dragon wailed in despair, and fainted as soon as he rolled his eyes.Two auspicious eggs with nurse caps on their heads immediately ran into the intensive care unit, and hung all kinds of medical equipment on the Tropical Dragon very skillfully...

Xiaoyou: "..."

"...That's it." Looking at Xiaoyou's face that had turned into "囧", Miss Joy said helplessly, "Now as long as the tropical dragon sees a male human, it will show different degrees of panic symptoms, serious It will still fall into a state of shock. The more than a dozen treatment options we have tried so far have no obvious effect on this kind of mental trauma, and we can only rely on it to recover slowly..."

"..." Xiaoyou's face became even more embarrassing.Look at the distressed Uncle Qun who was waiting beside the shocked Tropical Dragon, he is already full of understanding and sympathy - if he doesn't dress up like this, he won't even be able to get close to his elf...

In other words, what kind of mental trauma would make an elf go into shock when he sees his muscular brother?I don't know why there is a feeling that I don't want to continue thinking...

"Knock, knock—" At this moment, there was a knock on the door.

Outside the glass door of the intensive care unit, Miss Junsha in a blue police uniform stood outside the door.

Xiaoyou's expression was very innocent: I really didn't report this to the police, huh?