Pokemon the wrong way

"Good morning, I'm here to disturb you again!" Early in the morning, Xiaoyou ran to the gate of Yanmo Gymnasium as if nothing had happened, completely ignoring the gap in the wall less than 20 meters away from the gate. "This time I will show my true skills, so I will never lose!"

"Well, good morning, little Youjun..." The old man with a white beard who looked like a wounded man with a bandage wrapped around his head came out to greet him, "But I'm afraid Miss Xiao Zhuang won't be able to fight you today..."

"Eh!?" Xiaoyou yelled in a pretentious and exaggerated tone, "Why!? And old man, what happened to the injury on your head? Did you get caught by the big tongue!?"

"Uh, it has nothing to do with Big Tongue..." The old housekeeper hurriedly shook his head, pointing his finger at the broken wall that was previously ignored by the dummy. "Little Youjun, you also know the criminal 'Tight Mask' who has been running around and attacking trainers recently, right? That guy came to our Yanmo Gym last night."

"Eh!?!?" Xiaoyou immediately made a more exaggerated voice, "That, that is to say, Miss Xiao Zhuang's elf was also brutally murdered by that tight-fitting pervert and suffered severe physical and mental injuries. There is no way to play the battle until the end of the tutoring!?"

"Ah, that... the prisoner didn't succeed, the elf is fine..."

"It's terrible!!" Xiaoyou ignored the old man's words and covered his face with his hands in panic, "It was the same in a gymnasium I went to before! Because I was attacked by that tight-fitting mask pervert, it ended up being an elf for several weeks. There is no way to leave the intensive care unit of the elf center! In the end, the entire gymnasium was paralyzed! I heard that even the license of the official gymnasium is in danger of being revoked..."

"Uh, so the elf is fine..."

"Could it be that because of this misfortune, the Yanmo Gymnasium will fall into a slump and become a second-rate gymnasium or even a third-rate gymnasium? How could this be the case! Even the Yanmo Gymnasium, one of the eight most prestigious gymnasiums in the Chengdu area, will... "

"It's all right!!" The old housekeeper finally couldn't help shouting, "The prisoner has been driven away!! The elf is safe and sound!! Only the eldest lady was injured!!"

"...Ah?" Xiaoyou then asked with a blank expression, "The elf is fine but Miss Xiao Zhuang was injured? What's going on? Could it be that the criminals were moved by Miss Xiao Zhuang's beauty?" Changed the target..."

"how could it be possible!!"

When the old housekeeper roared so angry that he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage, Xiaoyou finally calmed down and honestly listened to other perspective versions of the incident he personally experienced last night.

In this "Sorrowful Wind Attack Incident, Yanmo Gymnasium Edition", the development of the plot becomes that the gymnasium trainer, Xiao Zhuang, remains unafraid and calm in danger, and the silver mountain collapses in front of him without changing his color (more than a hundred words of praise adjectives are omitted here)... ...the ground and the tights who came to attack fought bravely, but the opponent was unscrupulous, shameless and shameless (more than two hundred words of negative adjectives are omitted here)...the ground sneak attack was still plotted, even though the young lady Still heroic and unyielding without fear (more than [-] words of praise are omitted) ... tenaciously resisted, and finally succeeded in beating the masked man in tights with the cooperation of a passing member of the rocket team of an illegal organization playing soy sauce (again More than [-] characters omitted)... and fled in despair, while the eldest lady did not pursue excessively because of the reason of "give the other party a chance to reform" ([-] characters)—— ...

...Well, Xiaoyou speculates that these "facts" should be made up by the old man who was laid down on the ground with his dead body in the first place. After all, he is the "soy sauce party" in others' mouths.As for why he let the "sad wind" man go in the end...

Generally, a trainer can carry six elves. Except for the three elves released to fight at the beginning, the rest of Nima's abnormality is filled with lightning balls, hazelnut balls, and gas bombs. A natural born terrorist who needs no training!

Those who use their lives to play performance art are not easy to mess with. In the first round of self-explosion, the close and crispy iron-faced ninja took the lunch on the spot.As soon as the Abo monster, who had dug a hole and escaped the catastrophe, ran into the second round of the more powerful cyan elf with a large pine cone... As for the gas that was covered in potholes and had a distorted and smirking face... When Tanxianxuexianmai was spraying a large amount of flammable and explosive gas while emitting red light all over, even Xiaoyou had to give up the idea of ​​rushing in and dying...

That perverted muscular man who runs so fast and goes into the woods, every time he throws a self-destruct elf to cover his escape, he still has a grieving expression on his face—Nimma can’t bear you so don’t play suicide Attack!

The most exasperating thing is that Xiaoyou, who was finally unable to catch up, commanded Hei Lujia to perform a super-level precision jet flame and successfully ignited the mask on the sad man's head, so he had to put that wretched S-M When the wind mask was taken off—since the capture mission could not be completed, at least the reward for finding out the true face was obtained—the real face under the mask of the other party almost caused the pseudo-mother trainer to release the iron shell and then smashed to death on the shell:

Thin, close-fitting, breathable, probably made of spandex, tightly covering the face and facial features, flesh-colored, headgear...

If you are a good muscular man, don't learn the ninja stalk of the little porn book! ! The setting of "behind the mask is still a mask" was not popular many years ago, Hun Dan! !

So all in all, Team Rocket's mission failed, and the system's mission also failed, neither a free attribute point nor a one-dollar bonus...

Is there anyone who is super unhappy!

That's why Xiaoyou knew what happened last night and had to come to the gym early in the morning. In addition to confirming that the gym trainer Xiao Zhuang was not given a box by his AOE, he just wanted to hear about the gym. Someone personally describe their own tragedy...

When I am unhappy, I go to see other people's unhappiness to make myself happy... This is the little plan of a certain hypocrite with a dark psychology.

Of course, hearing a piece of "heroic epic" is somewhat unexpected.

"That's it...then when will Miss Xiao Zhuang's body recover?"

"Miss's injury is not serious. The doctor said that she will fully recover in about a day or two."

"Oh, then I'll come back tomorrow...no, the day after tomorrow."

"Sorry about that……"

"No, no, I'm too impatient, please take care of Miss Xiao Zhuang..."

……

"This shameless little old man with wax gourd! Obviously they are the ones who make soy sauce..." Xiaoyou, who tried to gloat at others' misfortune, left the gymnasium muttering, but did not walk back to the city.

"The short melon old man said it would take one to two days... Considering the lethality of the gas explosion close to the center, two days is fine." The pseudo-mother trainer calculated, "The bear children in the city have been beaten to death Eighty-eight, no one will come to give away heads anymore...then let's focus on the 'wild area' for these two days."

So on this day, the wild elves around Yanmo City recalled the fear of being wiped out by nests of wild purple wild monsters... and the humiliation of being beaten to the brim and then being harvested by the "small" over and over again ...