Pokemon the wrong way

[Chapter Name Complete Version: It would be unreasonable not to take the opportunity to make a big splash before the finals, isn't it DA☆ZE. . ]

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("Everyone thought the flame chicken was my strongest elf...but now, it's time to show my true skills! Big Steel Snake—Mega Evolution!!")

("Nani? What Meiga evolution?")

"Oh? Oh! Oh oh oh!! No, an incredible situation has appeared!! Contestant Ye Yue took off the necklace around his neck, and then the pendant on the necklace and a stone inlaid on the head of Contestant Ye Yue's big steel snake disappeared. It was connected by a suspicious light of unknown effect! Then... the appearance of the big steel snake actually changed in the light! It seems... as if it has evolved again! What is going on!?"

"Oh! The latest news from the organizing committee of the conference! The abnormal phenomenon that happened to Ye Yue and Big Steel Snake was recently announced in the Carlos area. It is a special evolution called Mega Evolution! Big Steel can be seen from the scene The shape of the snake has become bigger and more powerful! Although there is no more detailed information yet, the organizing committee of the conference has determined that the Mega evolution of Ye Yue's big steel snake is valid! The competition will continue as usual!"

"Oh! Contestant Xiaoyou's strange power used a cross-cut attack! But the big steel snake, oh no, it's the Mega steel snake that doesn't dodge or dodge! Oh! Not only does it not dodge and dodge, but it also uses it as if nothing happened. Fighting back against the sandstorm! Under the influence of the sandstorm, the strange force had to retreat for the time being—ohhh!! What rushed out of the sand was the billions of shock waves of the Mega steel snake! The strange force was directly hit outside the field without having time to guard against this blow !! Oh oh oh!! The referee raised the flag! The strange power lost its fighting power! The Mega Steel Snake won! Is this the power of Mega evolution!?"

"Oh! Player Xiaoyou sent Nine-Tails next! But will the Mega Steel Snake, who has almost ignored the strange power of fighting skills, be afraid of Nine-Tails' fire attack? Oh, oh! The two elves once again used digging Hole! But what is different from before is that even though the Mega Steel Snake is sneaking underground, people can still feel that the entire battle field is trembling! Oh! Nine Tails jumped out first—wrong! It was the Mega Steel Snake It came out! Oh oh! It turned out to be a billions of shock waves underground! Nine tails lost their fighting power before they hit the ground! Frightening Mega evolution!!"

"Oh! Xiaoyou's next elf is the water-type elf Menus who occupies a favorable location! It seems that he intends to use continuous water fluctuations to carry out consumption tactics! But the sandstorm has seriously affected Menus' sight, Not a single wave of water hit the Mega steel snake! In this way, it was consumed by the sandstorm! Oh! The Mega steel snake took the opportunity to attack when the opponent became anxious! It was the steel tail! Oh oh! The steel tail not only hit Menus, and even hooked Menus by the neck and pulled him out of the pool! Can Menus, who has lost his location, face the Mega Steel Snake head-on-ohhh! Another billions of shock waves! Menus lost Combat power! Player Ye Yue's Mega Steel Snake has already defeated player Xiaoyou's three elves in a row! Is this really going to reverse the rhythm of the comeback!?"

"Oh! Facing the mighty Mega Steel Snake, player Xiaoyou dispatched the Fossil Pterosaur! But the elves that the Mega Steel Snake knocked down before were all opponents who had an advantage to a certain extent, even if the Fossil Pterosaur had the air advantage and is not affected by the sandstorm, and it may not be able to meet the Mega Steel Snake—oh! Head-to-head confrontation! Fang of Fire vs. Steel Tail! Both sides have been hit head-on with outstanding effects! The impact is even smaller! Faced with such a small disadvantage, Xiaoyou player—ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The style of painting changes and chooses just the front - oh! The big steel snake recovers from the stiff state of billions of shock waves because of the minor injury, and launches a chase with its steel tail, while the fossil pterosaur can't dodge! Oh! Mega steel snake [-] Winning streak!! Now there is no reason to doubt the power of Mega evolution!! And Xiaoyou, who was far ahead before, has only the last elf left like Ye Yue in a blink of an eye! Or is Xiaoyou holding hope Relying on the body of the last little elf that has not yet appeared, so let the fossil pterosaur consume the energy of the Mega steel snake to the greatest extent...?"

"Oh! Player Xiaoyou seems to be hesitant? Although the last little elf, Geng Gui, has already run to the field by himself, but was called back by player Xiaoyou? But even if this is the case, the elf that has been logged in beforehand cannot be replaced... oh Contestant Xiaoyou took out a weird headband with stones from his pocket and put it on Geng Gui's head, and then he also took out a bracelet with a stone pendant of the same style... This? Is this ..."

("How can it be repaired! This ghost thing is really expensive-the money bar has become negative again! But Ye Yue! You forced me-Ah Xu!! Mega evolution for us!!")

"Oh! Oh! Mega evolution!! Xiaoyou's Geng Gui has also Mega evolved!! Under the magical unknown light, Geng Gui, who was originally floating, turned into a strange form with half of his body blending into the ground! Although there is no detailed intelligence data, just looking at the incredible performance of the Mega Steel Snake before, you know that this Mega Geng Ghost is definitely not easy to deal with! The audience and the audience who are watching the live broadcast must not miss it! Now This is the first duel between Mega Evolution elves since the Alliance Conference was held!"

"Oh! The elves from both sides have made a move! Mega Gengar's shadow ball! Against the Mega Steel Snake's steel tail! The one who has the upper hand in this round of confrontation is——"

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(The above parts are all the narrator's mustache on the bed in the infirmary outside the field after he bit his tongue twice and lost so much blood that he had hallucinations. The main text is behind the dividing line..)

———Hehe, how could there be a Mega in the city———

"The Big Steel Snake can't fight! Nine Tails won! So the winner is Xiaoyou from Zhenxin Town!"

With Xiao Zhi "vigorously assisting" BAN to drop Ye Yue's flame chicken, Xiao You won the semi-final of the Silver Conference without any surprise.

It's not that Ye Yue's big steel snake is not strong. In fact, the big steel snake is indeed one of the most powerful elves in Ye Yue's hands except for the flame chicken, but the disadvantages in attributes are too obvious.Xiaoyou’s side, whether it’s the fighting skills of the strange power on the field, or the fire skills of Nine Tails off the field, or the water skills of Menus, are all enough to break through the powerful defense that the big steel snake is proud of... So even in Sandstorm’s Under the cover, he persisted in dealing with it for a while and desperately sent off the magic power of the philosophical elf. The big steel snake finally fell under the flames of Nine Tails, and Ye Yue stopped the semi-finals because of this.

But Xiaoyou's good mood only lasted until he left the battlefield.

"You played well." In the players' lounge after the game, Xiaoyou received a reward from her elder sister who smiled and touched her head. "Keep up this momentum and win tomorrow's final so simply."

"Masako is right." The reward for the mother who came to congratulate the victory is a touch of the head and... a special nutritional meal. "In order to keep you in good shape, Xiaoyou, mom specially prepared a large portion of special nutritious dishes for you!"

Mother, what you said immediately made us think why we didn't let the water go and forget it just now!Such complaints about a certain puppet, of course, can only rot in her stomach with tears in her stomach... And my elder sister, please don't show that kind of sympathetic look in your eyes!

With the full support of Mr. Bei, Xiaoyou survived after eating Ayako's special nutritious meal with extra quantity and no price increase as usual, and then ran to the shop of the trio during the lunch break.Firstly, let Miaomiao tell them about the configuration of the elves used in the finals so that they can prepare the egg box dolls; secondly, ask them to inquire about the final opponent Wakana—although the final opponent will not be decided until after the semifinals in the afternoon , but Xiaoyou never thought that the non-evolutionist named Long Er could win; as for the third...

"Xiaojiro Gege~~" Xiaoyou asked coquettishly in a sweet voice, "I remember that you have canceled the plan to build a specialty store that can transform into a big robot, right?"

"Of, of course..." Kojiro, who was called out, had erratic eyes and was sweating profusely, "Of course, we will listen to your words, Xiao Youjun..."

"Then what is this, Kojiro Gege?" Xiaoyou continued to smile, took out a crumpled paper ball and spread it out, "I just picked this up next to the trash can, and it seems to be for a certain number. An order from your building materials company?"

"Uh, this!?" Kojiro trembled as if being healed by Pikachu's [-] volts, "No, it's not me! It's—ah!"

"Kojiro, you are so weak!" Musashi, who was sweating more than twice as much as Kojiro, hit Kojiro down from behind with a steel bar. How dare you sneak away! If you don’t die, you won’t die, why don’t you understand!”

"Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding, meow!" The sweaty Miaomiao rubbed her paws and showed a flattering smile at Xiaoyou. Now go cancel the order meow!"

"Miaomiao, let me remind you one last time." Xiaoyou put away her greasy smile, approached Miaomiao with a cold face and said, "Tomorrow is the final, and the conference will end as soon as the final is over, and once the conference is over, here will be It will instantly become a deserted place where Bobo doesn't lay eggs! So it doesn't matter even if you make a Freedom Gundam in the future, now give us honest money! Don't think about those weird and crooked ideas!"

"Uh, I got it, meow..." Meow, of course, nodded obediently.

"If you don't give up and I find out, then..." Xiaoyou paused, thinking about what kind of punishment would be more deterrent. "...I'll invite you to my house for dinner - my mother will cook!"

"... Huh?" Obviously, Miaomiao has not yet understood the horror of this threat.

"Ah Xu." Xiaoyou stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers.

Geng Gui came out of the shadow very cooperatively: "Ku Jie?"

"Go and describe to Miaomiao the special nutritious meal made by your mother."

"Kou Jie!" Geng Gui nodded, and then pulled aside the bewildered Miao Miao. "Kou Jie! Kou Jie, Kou Jie..."

5 minute later.

"Master Xiaoyou!" The three of them sat down in front of Xiaoyou together (*), "We swear that we will never play tricks on robots before the end of the meeting! Please don't invite us to your house for dinner!!"

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In the second half of the semi-final in the afternoon, Xiaoyou took the initiative to come to watch the match with the mentality of respecting the opponent, inquiring about information, and eating snacks to fill his stomach.

And the result of the competition was not beyond Xiaoyou's expectations. The non-mainstream trainer Ryuji, who adheres to the concept of "the original ecology is the beauty and will not evolve", is in front of the normal trainer Wakana who has balanced elf configuration, comprehensive tactics and methodical methods. , even though he was not hit by a fancy sling, he was suppressed from the beginning to the end. In the end, he lost 2:6 without any suspense. However, it is estimated that the odds of winning are still not great, after all, Ye Yue should be liberated from Xiaozhi's "blessing" by then...

So the goal of the final—Wakana from Baiyin Town was determined.

*: Doxiaza is a gesture of apology commonly used by people in District [-], with strict execution steps and action essentials. . "Shape of Japan" is also known as "Seriously Pitching Foreigners" series of videos. There are related detailed records-if I remember the name correctly. .

PS1: The latest viral flu is popular in the family, and black and green tea are unfortunately lying on the gun. .Therefore, it was not possible to rummage through the green and black tea notebooks in time to search for the manuscripts. .I apologize here. .

PS2: The posthumous manuscript of this chapter was excavated from the "E:\FavoriteVideo\InvisibleFolder\Bookmate Gulaton\"Sent from the "Live from the Electric Fan.avi"\Request for the name to be exposed again" folder - the folder still contains the postscript txt this time There is nothing outside the document. .