Pokemon the wrong way

Hearing the sound, Xiaoyou trotted to the stairs and looked down.

I saw a dark blue Snorby, curled up like a huge meatball chariot, rampaging unscrupulously in the central hall of the elves, although many Rockets released elves to try to stop the Snorkel, but Basically, they were directly crushed, leaving a foaming "corpse" on the floor after a scream.

"This scene... I seem to have seen it somewhere?" Xiaoyou blinked.

And at the entrance of the hall, an uncle wearing a fancy shirt, small round sunglasses on his head, and a goatee mustache, with a decadent face was standing there, directing a gray-white animal that looked a little like a monkey and a little bit like a baboon. The elf jumped up and down, attacking Team Rocket near the door.

Xiaoyou frowned: "Well, this uncle also looks familiar..."

"However, it seems that there is no need to jump out of the window." Xiaoyou shrugged and retracted Bi Diao.

(The giant pincer mantis uses bullet punches on the bats, and Geng ghost uses strange rays on the last moths!)

I saw the giant pincer mantis picking up the big iron tongs and punching the big-mouthed bat more than a dozen times in an instant. Taking the opportunity to emit a strange light from both eyes, it hit the moth, causing the moth to fall into a state of confusion, and scattered the poisonous powder everywhere.

"This is... the characteristic of the giant pincer mantis: the effect of the technician?" Xiaoyou took out the elf illustration book and looked at it, "The damage effect will increase when using the small power skill, it looks good? Then..."

"(Giant Pincer Praying Mantis, used to rush into the crowd) Move at high speed, (use in turn) Bullet Punch and Lightning Flash!"

The giant pincer mantis rushed into the place where the Rockets gathered together, and used bullet punches and lightning flashes one after another, and screams were heard everywhere, causing a lot of chaos.

"Haha! Good job!" The uncle at the door also saw the giant pincer mantis showing his talents, and laughed excitedly, "Okay! Don't lose the Kirby beast! Do your best!"

"Oh——" Snorkel let out a deep roar, and its fat body jumped up nearly two meters inconceivably. It was suppressed by the despairing eyes of its opponent, an unfortunate Rumblestone. After a dull loud noise, , There is a one-meter-deep circular pit on the floor of the elf center hall, and the rumbling stone has disappeared on the ground level...

"Uh, I seem to have an impression of such a brutal skill..." A drop of cold sweat dripped from the forehead of Xiaoyou, "Where did you see it?"

At this time, sirens sounded vaguely outside the center—it turned out that Miss Joy secretly called the police while taking advantage of the chaos.

"It's not good, the police are here." Hanzo whispered, but he didn't look very panicked.

"Don't worry about it, victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs." Kotaro nodded and said loudly, "Everyone obeys the order and retreats!"

As soon as the voice fell, seven or eight Rockets immediately released gas bombs and double-bomb gas, each using their smoke skills, filling the entire hall with a thick black mist, and some people released lightning balls and naughty bombs and ran to Kirby. The beast exploded in front of him, making the scene even more chaotic.

Xiaoyou deliberately waited for a few seconds before releasing Bi Diao, using a strong wind to disperse the smoke. At this time, the Rockets had already run away, and even the guy who was knocked down before was taken away by his companions. Nothing left.

After a while, Miss Junsha rushed in with Katie Dog and a large number of police officers: "Don't move, Team Rocket! You have been... ah?"

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" The decadent uncle smiled heartlessly with his hands on his hips, "You guys are late, I have already driven the Rockets away."

"Ah, it's Mr. Hasegawa." Seeing the uncle, Miss Junsha nodded and saluted, "Then I would like to thank you for your brave deeds."

"Where is it, I just happened to pass by." The uncle grinned and showed his shiny front teeth, "But since we meet here, how about having a light meal along the way, I have booked a candlelight dinner at a nearby restaurant, okay?"

Xiaoyou looked up at the clock in the hall, it was now 11:[-] noon...

"Okay," Miss Junsha smiled solemnly: "Please go to the police station to go through the application procedures, and the reply will be given within 48 hours."

"Ahahaha, is that so..." The uncle retreated with a dry smile, his eyes turned back: "Then Miss Joey, may I ask..."

Miss Joy ran around with a record book and a lot of lucky eggs: "Send the injured to the infirmary!" "Calculate the loss report." "Ask if anyone has lost an elf." "Send someone to contact the repair of the back wall..."

"Woo!" The uncle took a few steps back clutching his chest as if struck by lightning, "What's the matter with this feeling of 'if you dare to disturb me with boring things, you will die miserably', don't tell me Miss Joey, have you already understood?" Have you overcome the wave of killing intent and stood on the peak that I can't reach..."

"It's okay, uncle." Xiaoyou stepped forward and poked the decadent uncle's back lightly, "I haven't eaten lunch yet."

"Ah, little sister, you can come to me in six years, when the big brother invites you... huh?" The uncle suddenly widened his eyes, "I almost misjudged, so cute is a boy?"

"Hey! Uncle, can you see it?" Xiaoyou expressed surprise, it's rare that someone didn't mistake herself for a girl. "Uncle, you are a good man!"

Xiaoyou used the good guy card to attack!

It's a pity that the effect is mediocre, the uncle just shook his body: "Good man... Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as a child... Speaking of which, is the giant pincer mantis just now yours? It was a good fight."

"Thank you for the compliment." Xiaoyou patted his head and smiled, "Uncle, your Kirby is also very powerful."

"Ahaha, of course!" The uncle looked up to the sky and said proudly, "I'm the gym trainer here!"

"Oh, uncle is a gym trainer?" Xiaoyou's eyes lit up, "That's just right, I'm here to challenge the gym, how about we have a fight later?"

"Oh, no problem!" The uncle patted his chest, but turned his head to look at Miss Joey, who was in a mess, and hesitated, "But I just had a fight with the Rockets, and the elf's energy was exhausted, and Joey Miss is very busy now, so do you think...?"

"Ah, I understand." Xiaoyou nodded magnanimously, "Then I will go to the gymnasium to formally challenge Uncle tomorrow."

"Okay, I will wait for you in the gymnasium tomorrow." The decadent uncle said, "There is one more thing I have to remind you..."

"?"

"Don't be uncle, big uncle, barking non-stop! I'm 29 and a half years old!"

——— Mount Tai overwhelmed———

Leaving the elf center, Xiaoyou found an empty corner, took out the notebook from the inventory, opened it, and inserted the phone card given by Kojiro.After a burst of "beep-beep-" calls, Kinoshita Yui's face appeared on the visual screen.

"Is something wrong?"

"Well, that's how it is..." He briefly described what happened in the elf center of Xiaoyouba. "I was forced to defend myself. Anyway, the action was sabotaged by the gym trainer's uncle."

"...It doesn't matter." Wei replied after a moment of silence, "Anyway, it's just a cover to divert attention, it doesn't matter if you fail."

"Nani?" Xiaoyou was slightly taken aback, "Is it a cover?"

"The Elf Center is full of old, weak, sick and disabled people, which are of little use to Team Rocket. We have another operation near Dorpu City, and we deliberately attacked the Elf Center to avoid being disturbed." Wei nodded. , I seemed to think of something in a blink of an eye, "By the way, since you are also in Dorpu City, you should also come to participate."

"Eh? But I'm about to go to the gym..."

"The Gym doesn't know how to run." Wei's tone was firm. "Come to No. xx, xx Street right now, and I will explain the plan to you."

"Wait a minute, I still..."

"Beep-beep-"

ps.In black tea cold, this chapter compares water