Pokemon the wrong way

"(Little Lada, use) ram."

"Avoid it, use Rip!"

The gray-white hyperactive ape screamed and jumped up to dodge Little Lada's charge attack, then rushed forward and swung its paws at Little Lada's back to split it, Little Lada screamed and fell out of the field , rolled his eyes and passed out.

"Little Lada loses his combat power, and the hyperactive ape wins three times in a row! The winner of the Gym Challenge is Gym trainer Nagagugawa!"

"Hmph, Xiaoyou, your elf is too weak!" Gym trainer Dagu Chuan said proudly, "If you want to defeat my hyperactive ape, you should go back and practice for a while!"

"Damn it!" Xiaoyou retracted the little Lada with an expression of reluctance, turned around and left without looking back.When I walked to the entrance of the gymnasium, I didn’t forget to shout: "I will come again!"

"Haha, just come!" Hasegawa laughed boldly, turned around and showed a handsome (self-proclaimed) back, "This is a gymnasium, and trainers are welcome to challenge at any time!"

2 minutes later……

"Okay, I'm here again." Xiaoyou walked into the gym calmly, "I want to challenge the gym again."

"Yes." Uncle Hasegawa also replied with a determined expression on his face, "I still don't give up this time, do you plan to continue to deliver food?"

"That's not right," Xiaoyou smiled, "Last Bird, Little Fist, and Little Lada were all my substitutes in the last game, and this time I'm going to play the main players!"

Well, now for the commentary.

Because of some ulterior behind-the-scenes deals with Hasegawa, the little elf in Dopp Gymnasium, Xiaoyou made a special trip to the elf center, and brought the soy-sauced Sparrow and Little Fist Stone from the Damu Research Institute. , Xiao Lada was replaced, and then played a three-on-three battle with Hasegawa. Even if Xiaoyou didn't deliberately let the water go, the hyperactive ape still decisively [-]v[-], and the soy sauce combination was overwhelmed.

Chiguo punched fake punches.

The explanation is over.

Back at the scene, Uncle Xiaoyou and Uncle Hasegawa once again stood on both sides of the battlefield.

"Well, now start the Gym Challenge again." Hasegawa started to introduce the rules from his part-time referee job. "The rules of the game are 2v2, gym trainers are not allowed to change elves midway..."

"Wait a minute." Xiaoyou raised her hand and questioned, "Didn't it be 3v3 before?"

The uncle turned his head aside: "This, this is because our gymnasium has discounts for regular customers..."

"Hey, are you opening a gym or a restaurant..." Xiaoyou couldn't help complaining.

"I don't care!" The uncle, who couldn't pretend to be serious, decisively began to play tricks. "Anyway, I'm a gym trainer and I have the final say on the rules!"

"Okay, it's up to you." Xiaoyou shrugged and threw a poke ball, "My first pokemon is you, giant pincer mantis!"

"Is it really a giant pincer mantis?" The uncle chuckled and threw the poke ball: "Go, Fatty!"

"Fatty...?" Xiaoyou's eyes twitched, "I have a bad feeling..."

The light dissipated, and a small pink elf stood on the field.The flesh-colored delicate skin wraps a balloon-like round body, and the short limbs make one wonder if this guy has the so-called mobility; the only strand of curly hair in the middle of the two cat-like pointed ears on the top of the head, and then on the star's body In the middle of it is a pair of huge, watery, crystal clear water blue eyes, and a small mouth...

This should be a very cute elf... Xiaoyou told herself so. "But why do I feel uncoordinated no matter how I look at it?"

"Fatty, sing!" Hasegawa's voice woke Xiaoyou up: This is a duel, how can I be entangled in the appearance of an elf at this time?

At this time, Fat Ding had already started singing, and before Xiaoyou had time to speak, he directly commanded and ordered with mental power: (Giant pincer mantis, quickly punch with bullets!)

The giant pincer mantis kicked its legs, rushed to Fat Ding in the blink of an eye with the flapping of its wings, and swung more than a dozen... pincers at a speed that was invisible to the naked eye, hitting Fat Ding several times in a row—not that the effect is outstanding , but because of Chubby's figure.

Fat Ding, who turned over and stood up, didn't seem to be seriously injured, with an angry expression that his performance was interrupted.On the contrary, it was the giant pincer mantis, with a cowering expression, like a child who had done something wrong and was caught.

"Very good!" Hasegawa shouted, "Fatty, use a series of slaps!"

Xiaoyou looked at Fat Ding, who was bouncing and rushing over, and doubted whether such a short arm could perform such a difficult movement as a series of slaps: "(Giant pincer mantis, use) alloy claws!"

But what was unexpected was that after receiving the order, the Giant Pincer Mantis still hesitated and refused to attack Fat Ding. As a result, Fat Ding jumped up and slapped four or five times on the face unceremoniously. I took a few steps back in a daze

"What's going on here?" Xiaoyou couldn't figure it out, so he had to take out the elf illustration book: Fat Ding's characteristic, charming body: when attacked by close quarters, if the attacker is of the opposite sex, there is a 30% chance of being charmed .Charmed Wisps have a 50% chance of being unable to use skills successfully.

"I'll go, this kind of low-probability event..." Xiaoyoujiu, these two elves with such a big racial difference in appearance can also be charmed, what kind of aesthetics do elves have?

Here Hasegawa ordered again: "Fatty, sing again!"

"(Wake up, giant pincer mantis! Use) a flash of lightning!" In this case, Xiaoyou can only pray for another 50% chance.

But what is very painful is that the giant pincer mantis once again showed its noble moral sentiments, hesitated and refused to attack, and let Fat Dingan sing the whole "lullaby" steadily, the giant pincer mantis lowered his head, Just stood there and dozed off.

"Heh——" Hasegawa outside the court also yawned, "Fatty, next use a sober slap!"

"..." Xiaoyou was speechless, and now the content of the prayer has been changed to that the giant pincer mantis will not leave the stage directly after being awakened by a move with twice the power.

I saw Fat Ding jumping in front of the giant pincer mantis, jumping up and almost rounding his whole body to slap the giant pincer mantis a few times——

"——!" The giant pincer mantis woke up from sleep with a scream, and rubbed the slapped cheek with its pincers—doesn't it hurt?

"Huh?" Xiaoyou raised her eyebrows, that was double the damage.Could it be that this fat guy... is actually very weak in attack?

"(Giant Pincer Praying Mantis, use) Bullet Punch!" Xiaoyou ordered loudly, and at the same time added with mental power: (Then continue to use bullet punch, bullet punch, bullet punch...)

Probably fired up by the continuous face-slapping attacks, the Giant Pincer Mantis simply stepped forward this time and used bullet punches. The speed of the punches made the chubby fat man have no time to dodge before being hit by all of them. After Zha paused, a new round of bullet punches followed one after another, which looked like a bullet punch that lasted a long time in the eyes of others.

"!" This time Fat Ding was directly kicked out of the field, flattened on the ground like a leaking balloon, and lost his ability to fight.

"Ah, ah, such a powerful force, it is worthy of being the main force." Uncle Hasegawa clicked his lips and retracted the fat man. "Then my second elf will also play a trump card - go, Snorkel!"

White light flashed, and a huge Kirby appeared on the scene.As soon as Snorkel came on the field, it sat down on the ground, and the sound of thud made the playing field vibrate.

Xiaoyou launched an attack first: "(Giant pincer mantis, use) a flash of lightning! (Use after getting close) Double attack!"

The giant pincer mantis screamed, and rushed towards the Snorby with a flash of light from its body. The double pincers slammed into Snorby's big belly, and the Snake shook its belly, seemingly unmoved.

"It's now, Mount Tai is overwhelming!" Hasegawa shouted immediately.

(Not good, go back quickly!)

Giant Pincer Mantis received the instruction, and quickly gave up the follow-up move that was about to be used. The double pincers pushed on the Snorlax's stomach, and retreated a certain distance after the relay. The next moment, the Snorlax fell like a hill, huge The shock caused the giant pincer mantis to turn blue-it's definitely not fun to be hit by a thing of this tonnage...

"Move at high speed!" Xiaoyou ordered, (Use the alloy claw when you find the right time, and leave immediately after that, don't give the opponent a chance!)

The Giant Pincer Mantis began to move quickly around the Snorby according to the words, and after it circled behind the Snorkel, it swung its flashing metal tongs and hit the Snorkel hard.Snorby snorted, but the specific effect could not be seen from Snorby's face where the big mouth could be seen.

Hasegawa frowned slightly at this time, and ordered: "Kirbymon, yawn!"

After hearing the order, the Snorkel opened its mouth after a delay of a second or two, and began to yawn loudly.And with the sound of yawns, the speed of the giant pincer mantis moving around the Snorby beast gradually slowed down for some reason, and finally stood still and yawned, and began to sleep standing up again...

"...Come back, giant pincer mantis." Xiaoyou covered her face with one hand, and with the other hand, she took back the giant pincer mantis who was obviously sleepy today. "It's you, Wei Li!"

"Oh!" As soon as the four-armed muscular brother Gui Guaili entered the stage, he immediately roared as if he refused to admit defeat when he saw the Kirby that was several laps bigger than him.

"Ah, it really is a fighting system." Seeing the strange power, the uncle shouted with an exaggerated expression, "But don't think that the elf who uses attribute restraint will win? Snorlax, use a million tons of boxing!"

"Does such a slow elf want to hit the monster?" Xiaoyou smiled and ordered: "(Use after avoiding) the freezing fist!"

Wei Li jumped upwards, avoiding Snorbymon's punch, a large cloud of cold air gathered on the fist, and punched Snorbymon's head in a falling posture, and the cold air on the fist covered Snorbymon's body along the fist , forming a thin layer of ice.

"It's useless, just a little ice is trying to freeze my Snorby?" Hasegawa yelled, "Snorby, use the defensive scroll and roll!"

(Continuous use of physique enhancement!) Xiaoyou is not to be outdone, "Block the Snorby head-on, and then use it as a body throw!"

When Snorby curled up its limbs strenuously and shrunk itself into a ball, Guaili assumed a bodybuilding posture, with muscles all over his body stretched, and his body size slightly increased.And when the Snorlax rolled over aggressively, Guaili had already completed two physical strengthenings, lowered his body and strode forward, opened his arms... and his four arms were ready to fight.

"Karby, crush it for me!"

"Weird force, show your perseverance and stop it!"

Boom! !

The Kabi beast slammed into Guai Li's body head-on, and Guai Li's body kept retreating. His feet plowed two deep grooves on the ground, but he kept his posture unwavering.In the end, the Snorbeast rolls slower and slower...

"Impossible!" The uncle yelled, covering his head with his hands, "Armstrong's ultra-high-speed rolling of the Snorlax was actually stopped!?"

——What kind of bloody move name is that?

(It's now, launch the body throw!) Xiaoyou "yelled".

"Oh oh oh oh oh——" Guai Li's blue face almost turned red, and his four arms had bulging veins. He lifted the Snorkel up abruptly, and then threw it behind him forcefully.

With a "boom", the vibration caused by the Kirby made Xiaoyou jump on the spot.However, Xiaoyou balanced her body and continued to order: "(Don't relax, use) Explosive Punch!" Although this skill is said to have a low hit rate, is it meaningful to talk about the hit rate for a huge target like the Snorlax?

"Damn it!" Hasegawa jumped anxiously, "Snappy is going all out, use the weight bomb with all its strength!"

It seems that the strange force just threw the Snorby a little farther away. In short, when the strange force rushed to the Snorby, the Snorkel had already climbed up panting, and jumped more than one meter high with all its strength, kicking its butt Sit down towards Weili.And Guai Li roared without fear, put his arms together on the right side, and greeted him with a red light——

"Boom—" There was still a loud noise.

When the smoke and dust dispersed, only a large circular pit was seen on the field. In the pit, a Snorby lay on its back, and two big blue feet were exposed under the Snorkel's buttocks...

"..."

"..."

"...Karbymon and Kaili both lost their fighting power, so it was a tie." Hasegawa announced after watching for a while, "Because the challenger has only one elf left, the challenger Zhou Fangyou wins!"