Pokemon the wrong way

"Six tails, shoot flames!"

The little red fox spewed out a stream of hot flames, burning all the sharp bamboo spears falling from the ceiling into coke.

"Giant pincer mantis, even cut!"

The red humanoid insect with large pincers swung its iron pincers continuously, splitting off a large piece of the entire wall and throwing it on the trap in front, allowing Xiaoyou and his party to pass by.

"Strange Power, Burst Fist! Xanadu, Mind Power!"

The turquoise muscular brother Gui blasted out with both right hands, and the boulder rolling down the ramp was smashed to pieces with one punch.And the gravel splashed all around slowly fell to the ground in front of the white and green Lich.

"I always feel that Xiaoyou has accumulated a lot of pressure before...?" After recovering, Xiaoxia who followed behind quietly asked Xiaozhi beside her.

"Uh, maybe..." Xiaozhi nodded uncertainly, then turned to his Squirrel and said, "Squirtle, please, put out these fires with a water gun."

"That's enough! You guys!" A soft shout came from the ceiling that opened a hole, and at the same time, accompanied by the sound of piercing through the air, several cold lights hit Xiaoyou.

Xiaoyou stood there motionless: "Geng Gui, shadow ball."

"Koujie!" Geng Gui jumped out in front of Xiaoyou, and issued several small pitch-black shadow balls with both hands, which accurately hit the flying unknown hidden weapon. After the explosion sound, several shurikens were distorted and deformed fell to the ground.

"Ah, damn it!" The voice on the ceiling was a little annoyed, "Those shurikens are custom-made, very expensive!"

"Didn't I say that as an enemy, you have no human rights?" Xiaoyou raised her left leg high and leaned back, posing like a baseball pitcher, "Profound meaning: the art of cracker crit!"

A piece of well-made, vacuum-packed compressed biscuit turned into a bit of cold light, shooting straight into the hole in the ceiling, and then "Ouch!" came, and a pink figure fell down.

"Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." A girl with green ponytail hair and wearing a pink ninja suit got up from the floor with her back, pointed at Xiaoyou and shouted angrily: "You guys are too much! The mechanism I worked so hard to set up is destroyed like that, are you here to challenge the gymnasium or to demolish the house? This kind of old house is very expensive to repair!"

"Oh! Is this really the Light Red Gym?" Xiaozhi yelled happily, feeling like something was wrong, "Ah, that's not right! You were the one who caused me to almost fall to my death?"

"Is the person who made that kind of insidious mechanism qualified to accuse me?" Xiaoyou frowned and asked back, "Are we only allowed to be played to death by the trap, and we are not allowed to fight back?"

"Those are not ordinary traps!" The ninja girl looked aggrieved, "Those are traps that look scary, but they don't really hurt people. There are hidden nets under the overturned wall, and the bamboo gun is made of soft rubber. Made, there is a sponge pad at the bottom of the pit, and the rolling stone is also a special hollow product, so it can't hurt anyone at all!"

"And because they are all specially customized products, the price is much more expensive than the real one..." The girl knelt on the ground in an orz position, "The repair fee this time will make our family only have rice for this month. Pickled radish, ugh..."

"Xiaoyou..." Xiaozhi gently touched Xiaoyou with his elbow and whispered, "Do you feel that you have done something cruel...?"

"War...is cruel." Xiaoyou said firmly, but cold sweat dripped from his forehead. "Being kind to the enemy is being cruel to yourself..."

"That's right!" A ball-shaped elf with red on top and white on the bottom, with a pair of fierce eyes jumped out suddenly. "It's Aya, you are too immature!"

"This is..." Xiaozhi still took out the illustration book habitually, the lightning ball, the spherical elf...

"Oh, it's a lightning ball..." Xiaozhi said calmly, and then he was taken aback as if he had suddenly realized: "Hey! A talking lightning ball?"

I saw a dazzling flash of light erupting from the lightning ball, and a large cloud of smoke exploded with a bang.Out of the smoke came out a young man wearing a dark blue ninja suit with sharp eyes: "I am the gym trainer of the light red gym, Ah Ju."

The blue ninja youth threw a square object at the pink ninja girl: "Being hit by this kind of thing shows that Aya, your practice is far from enough."

"This is... a compressed biscuit?" The ninja girl Aya reached out to take the unknown object and looked at it, her face immediately became very exciting, "As a ninja, I was actually hit by a compressed biscuit thrown by an ordinary person..."

"Even if you are hit by a compressed biscuit, it will not damage your beauty at all!" At some point, Xiao Gang silently approached Aya, grabbed Aya's hand and stared at her affectionately, "My next name Called Xiaogang, in this place full of classical atmosphere, it is fate that you and I meet... 噫呫呀呀！”

"Okay, okay..." Xiaoxia grabbed Xiaogang by the ear and dragged him away with a calm face. It was obviously not the first time she did this skillfully.

"Are you the trainer of the Light Red Gym?" Little Finger finally came to his senses, stepped forward and said loudly. "I am Xiaozhi, the trainer of Zhenxin Town, please come to a game with me with badges as bets!"

"I'm Xiaoyou from the same town." Xiaoyou also nodded, "I'm also here to challenge the badge of the gymnasium."

"Okay, come with me." Ah Ju nodded, and led Xiaozhi and his party to a room like a kendo practice field.

"There are only two elves." Ah Ju stood at one end of the dojo, "There are two of you, who should come first?"

"I, I, I'll come first!" As soon as Ah Ju finished speaking, Xiao Zhi jumped up and shouted.

For Xiaoyou, it doesn't really matter who comes first. "Okay, let Xiaozhi come first."

So in the first match, Xiaozhi's Bibi Bird played against Ah Ju's Last Moth—in fact, what Ah Ju sent out was a fur ball, but as soon as it appeared, it evolved into an oversized gray curious moth: Last Moth.The last moth shook off a large amount of paralysis powder from its wings first. Bibi used a whirlwind to try to blow away the paralysis powder, but because the battle environment was indoors, the spread of the paralysis powder was accelerated, and the paralyzed body fell to the floor.

"Come back, Bibi Bird!" Xiaozhi withdrew Bibi Bird who was in a stroke state unwillingly, and threw another poke ball, "It's up to you, Charmander!"

"Boom—"

Charmander's appearance was of course not so exciting, but a big hole was blasted in the wall, and then the Rockets trio, dressed like Kabuki, made their gorgeous debut wearing oil-paper umbrellas.

"..." Xiaoyou, who stood at the back of the crowd, quietly covered her face.These idiots obviously didn't listen to what they said, so they recklessly broke into the gymnasium competition again - Xiaozhi alone can't beat him, and with a gymnasium trainer added, these people Don't know the lessons learned?Or the Hualan Gym was not beaten hard enough that time...

But unexpectedly, Team Rocket seems to have come up with a new weapon this time. Musashi and Kojiro threw strange sticky bombs, which stuck Ash and Ju's elves firmly, unexpectedly gaining the upper hand.But then I don't know what mechanism Ah Ju activated, and a large number of lightning balls fell from the ceiling to launch a collective suicide bomb attack. Xiaozhi and others took the opportunity to burn the glue with flames and ran away.

"Damn it, let the little devil run away!" After dispelling the smoke from the explosion, Musashi couldn't help saying bitterly, looking at the empty room.

"Uh, wait..." Kojiro picked up a crumpled note from the ground, "What is this?"

"Let me see meow!" Miaomiao grabbed the paper ball and opened it, "...Oh, so it is like this, meow!"

"What?" Musashi and Kojiro approached, "...So that's the case, then do as Xiaoyou said!"

……

"...Ah?" Xiaozhi and his group retreated to the next room, and waited for a long time without the Rockets chasing them. They began to feel that something was wrong... Xiaoyou first called out Geng Gui and said: "Geng Gui, come Let's see what's going on next door?"

"Koujie!" Geng Gui walked through the wall, came back after a while, and gesticulated at Xiaoyou and the others and screamed strangely.

A group of people rushed to the next door, only to see that the Rockets' trio had already left the building, a big hole was broken in the wall, and a hot air balloon in the shape of Meow Meow's head could be vaguely seen flying away, while a self-exploding lightning ball was used in the room. Not a single one left...

……

On a hot air balloon.

"Although we didn't catch Pikachu with the kid's head, we got so many lightning balls!" Looking at the piles of lightning balls in the hanging basket, Musashi laughed from ear to ear.

"And these lightning balls are all in a weak state without resistance after self-explosion, very safe!" Kojiro squatted in the pile of lightning balls, poking this one, poking that one, with a smirk on his face.

"Give these lightning balls to Boss, and Boss will definitely forgive us for our previous mistakes, Meow!" Meow's paws were unconsciously scratching in the air like a lucky cat. Well, now it’s been beaten away again meow..."

"Anyway..."

"It's a great feeling~~"