Pokemon the wrong way

In the morning of the next day, the autumn air was crisp and cloudless...

Well, this is not writing an elementary school essay.

"Everyone, the long-awaited elf race in the wilderness area is about to start!" The enthusiastic voice of the commentator resounded throughout the competition venue on the loudspeaker raised high. "All the contestants are already in their positions, and the tense competition is now on the verge of breaking out!"

"What kind of Latina advocating nature is this..." Riding on Duduli's back, Xiaoyou had a black line on his head.Right now, I am in a huge modern stadium, not only the game commentary has broadcast speakers, but even the game signal is the kind of signal light commonly used in racing tracks...

Xiaoyou looked at her opponents left and right: Fengzi broke his arm last night and was unable to compete, and now the one sadly riding on the little fire horse was Xiaozhi, who took his place in the competition——after tossing for most of the night, Xiaozhi He actually rode on the back of the little fire horse smoothly; and Dulifu, who had tricked Fengzi with his tricks, was standing at the forefront of the team riding Duduli, looking around, as if victory was already in his pocket average.

The elves ridden by other contestants are also varied, and some contestants are more decent. For example, the wind speed dog of the Latin American boy Ayong who Xiaoyou knows is a good opponent; although Xiaogang's big rock snake is not fast, but The huge size also has certain advantages; others such as Kentaro, Iron Rhino, Nidona, etc., although they feel a bit soy sauce, they are at least within the scope of common sense.And some contestants took out rather unreliable elves, such as the naughty bomb stepped on by a certain trainer-it's hard to say whether this is a ride; there is also Xiaoxia's gem starfish-riding How to race this tentacle monster...

Of course, we can’t ignore the most bizarre special guests in history: Xiaozhi’s Pikachu, and his mount Squirtle — every time Xiaoyou sees this pair of combinations, he can’t help but want to laugh: what is Pikachu in? It's a weird idea that decides to race a turtle?What's even more amazing is that the organizers of the contest actually let them participate...

"Beep-beep-beep!"

As the signal lights turn from red to green, the game officially begins.The contestants drove their elves forward one after another.Among them, Dulifu and his Duduli—Xiaoyou suddenly felt that this guy’s name matched his mount very well—accelerated violently in the straight section of the first stage of the race, and took the lead in taking the other competitors All left behind.But Xiaoyou's Duduli surpassed him, but under his master's order, he didn't try his best, but kept a low profile and firmly followed in the first echelon.

The competition team quickly ran out of the sports field and entered the field obstacle course.At this time, a small steel ball was shot out from the grass beside the track, and it happened to hit the sensitive nose of one of the contestants. Launched a chrysanthemum attack on Nidona beside her - as a result, the two elves immediately began to fight each other angrily, and their trainers had to withdraw from the game regretfully...

On the following 45-degree slope track, the uphill road in the first half did not change much, and Dudulli of Dulifu was still leading the way.And in the second half of the downhill road, the strange trainer who stepped on the naughty bullet accelerated all the way and rushed to the No.2 position, and continued to accelerate and approach the No. It's just that the trainer simply can't control the rolling of the naughty bullet.But at this time, the accident happened again, and the naughty bullet suddenly fell into a trap of just the right size, which was obviously prepared by the Rockets, and became the No.3 player who lost the qualification for the game.

"(Duduli, jump up!)" Seeing that an elf from Ta.li.ban like Naughty Tan was cheated, Xiaoyou knew what would happen next, so she immediately issued an order.Duduli jumped up high and flew over the top of the naughty bullet, and then the unconscious naughty bullet subconsciously launched a self-destruct attack, blowing up a large area of ​​the contestants who caught up behind, even Xiaozhi and Xiaohuo The horse was also involved.

"Xiaozhi... well, he's definitely fine..." Xiaoyou was worried for 0.02 seconds for Xiaozhi's comfort. "After all, the vitality of a fool is very tenacious."

Next is the lake track. There is a row of rocky trails on the wide lake. Du Lifu and Xiaoyou’s Duduli leaped decisively between the rocks and crossed the lake. Xiaoxia’s gem starfish and Pikachu’s Jenny turtle He simply crossed the river directly, although he didn't catch up with Xiaoyou, but he didn't fall behind either—God knows how these two weird things have survived until now.As for Xiao Gang, after another trainer, Iron Rhinoceros of the rock department, used his own tragic experience to prove that these rocks are just floating boards disguised as rocks, Xiao Gang's children's shoes had to abstain with the big rock snake full of cows ...

After the lake stage, the next step is the supply road.On the steep downhill road, there are many raised rocks with elf feed, where the contestants need to replenish the elf's physical strength.When Xiaoyou arrived here, Duduli, who was from afar, was arguing with each other because the three heads wanted to eat different feeds...

"Don't be impatient, Duduli, choose the feed you want!" Xiaoyou ordered, and threw a poke ball at the same time: "Xanaiduo, use your mind to move the feed bowl that Duduli wants to eat!"

Xanadu's eyes glowed blue, and soon the feed bowls that Duduli's three heads wanted flew over and lined up in front of Duduli.In this way, Duduli filled his stomach without any hindrance, and went straight on the road without saying a word.And Du Lifu was depressed watching Xiaozhi and Xiaoxia catch up one after another, while his elf was still playing "Three Kingdoms Killing"...

"Damn it! What are those three guys doing!" At this critical moment, the Rockets he was counting on didn't know what to do, and Dulliff was so angry that he jumped up and down.

……

After going through the supply section, the race route returned to the normal branch track again, and now Xiaoyou is riding a Duduli far ahead.And because of the various riots in the rear, now the game seems to have become Xiaoyou's performance alone.

"If I hadn't participated in the competition, Xiaozhi would have won the championship here, right?" Xiaoyou thought to himself. "But there is no way, who told No.1 that the reward is worse than No.2... what!?"

Bursts of smoke and dust rose from the track behind, accompanied by even more dazzling flames.I saw Xiaozhi galloping towards him riding a light yellow horse-like elf with long horns on his head and burning red raging flames all over his body.And behind Xiaozhi, there is Dulifu who is chasing hard but is left farther and farther...

"...Damn it! What the hell did that middle-school boy Dulifu do to let the little fire horse evolve?" Xiaoyou gritted his teeth and ordered loudly, "Duduli, sprint at full speed!"

"Doo——" After receiving the order, Duduli immediately began to speed up and sprint, but Xiaozhi's current mount, the Flame Horse, was really against the sky, and the distance between the two was still steadily getting closer, but The finish line is not far away...

"hateful……"

If the elves could attack each other, Xiaoyou could kill the flame horse casually, but this is a pure speed competition, so Xiaoyou can only let Duduli speed up as much as possible, trying to keep the lead and rush to the finish line.With the cheers from the audience, the finish line is getting closer and closer, and the distance between Xiaozhi and Xiaoyou is also getting closer...

At the moment when they finally crossed the line, Flame Horse and Duduli crossed the finish line almost at the same time, and judging by the photos taken by high-powered cameras (Xiaoyou: Didn’t you say that the Lala Americans admire nature?), Flame Horse is better than Duduli. Duli crossed the line 0.2 seconds earlier!Therefore, the final champion of the elf race is Ash and Flaming Horse!

In fact, at the moment of crossing the line, Xiaoyou knew that without the protagonist template, she must be useless.And the system prompt also confirmed the accuracy of the game result——

Side mission: "Great Race!" Completed.Rewards: speed +1, freedom attribute +2, riding lv2.

Riding lv2: You can ride elves that are above medium size and basically suitable for riding. The movement speed of elves increases by 30%, and the riding comfort increases by 50%.

"Great! I finally won!" Amidst the enthusiastic cheers of the audience, Xiaozhi happily carried a huge pennant, and stood with the Latin American girl Fengzi and the flame horse, accepting congratulations from everyone.

"Xiaozhi, congratulations on getting No.1!" Xiaoyou also stepped forward to congratulate Xiaozhi.Anyway, she also got the No.2 reward, so Xiaoyou wouldn't be like No.3's Du Lifu, who left without permission before the competition was over.

"Haha, Xiaoyou, you have won the prize!" Xiaozhi, who won No.1, was very excited, "I also narrowly won, and I almost lost to you!"

"Well, thanks to the little fire horse evolving into a flame horse at a critical moment, otherwise you really wouldn't be able to beat me." In fact, this is what Xiaoyou is more concerned about, "Speaking of which, what caused the little fire horse to evolve? "

"Ah, when he was chasing Du Lifu, that guy asked Du Duli to deliberately attack Little Fire Horse." In this regard, Xiao Zhi has nothing to hide from Xiao You, "Maybe it's because he doesn't want to be overtaken like this, anyway. The little fire horse evolved into a flame horse, and surpassed Dulifu in one fell swoop..."

Heh heh, it really is because of Du Lifu, who is dead in the second place.Xiaoyou sneered in her heart, let's see how I deal with you...

———Triangle attack———

After losing the game, Dulifu, full of resentment, did not participate in the following celebrations and returned home alone.However, he found that a large part of his elf fence had collapsed, and there was not even a single Duduli left.

"What's going on here!?" Dulifu yelled angrily.

"Since you asked sincerely—"

"We'll tell you, in all mercy—"

Following the opening remark that is very familiar to everyone in the shape group, a hot air balloon in the shape of a meowing head rises from the back of the Dulliff's house.Four propeller engines were installed on the gondola under the hot air balloon, and a large cage was hung under the gondola, which contained the Duduli of Dulifu's family.

"To prevent the world from being destroyed!"

"To maintain world peace!"

Alright, it's prologue time, let's fast forward 20 seconds...

"That's it, meow!" As usual, Miaomiao made the concluding remarks. "You little devil's delusion to use our Rockets' calculations has been seen through by us. As punishment, these Duduli will be taken over by our Rockets, meow!"

"Are you kidding!" Doulif yelled, "Dudoli, use a triangle attack!"

"Just because you want to stop us?" Musashi immediately threw the poke ball, "Rumblestone, use rock blast!"

Rumble Stone with a face like the surface of the moon jumped out, raised his hands high and threw several solid rocks glowing with white light in succession, colliding with the tricolor triangular light rays emitted by Dudoli's three heads, and exploded a burst of smoke.

"Oh! As expected of Yuu-uh!" Musashi looked at the good performance Ryutakashi exclaimed excitedly, but was covered by a group of Kojiro and Miaomiao. "Idiot! How can you say... the captain's name!"

"Damn it!" Seeing that the attack was stopped by Team Rocket, Du Lifu rolled his eyes, "Duduli will make another triangle attack! This time aim at the balloon!"

"Heiluga, use flame jets!"

When Duduli's three heads opened their pointed mouths and were about to release a triangle attack again, following an order, a thick pillar of fire hit Duduli's body violently, knocking Duduli who was caught off guard. On the ground, the triangle attack that was released halfway was also interrupted.

"What!" Duliv was taken aback, "Who is it?"

Along with the voice came a girl wearing a gray Team Rocket uniform and sunglasses—it was Xiaoyou’s Team Rocket mode after using the transformation toolkit: "Hei Lujia, (Lock the toot with the sense of smell) After Duli) use Thunder Fang to crush!"

With long pointed horns and bone armor, Hei Lujia, who looks like a hell dog, sniffed lightly twice, then opened his big mouth that flashed with lightning, and rushed towards Duduli like an arrow with a roar. Although Duduli was in the capital Liv tried to dodge under the reminder, but was firmly locked by Helujia, biting hard at the base of the neck linking the three heads, and collapsed to the ground after screaming three times.

"Ah! It's You...Captain Lily Fragrance!" Seeing Xiaoyou dressed up by Team Rocket, Musashi subconsciously called out Xiaoyou's name again, but was immediately kicked in the back by Miaomiao, and finally changed his words in time...

"...you retreat first with the booty." When Musashi was about to call out his name, Xiaoyou was also taken aback. Fortunately, Musashi's reaction was fast enough and he barely passed the level, and Xiaoyou also breathed a sigh of relief. "This guy who dares to offend the Rockets will be dealt with by me."

"...Yes, Captain Yurika!" Musashi Kojiro quickly saluted, and quickly left the scene in the hot air balloon - the fuel cost of the additional engine is very expensive, and it cannot last for too long.

"You, what do you want to do!" Seeing Xiaoyou took out another elf ball and walking towards him, Du Lifu took two steps back and shouted inwardly. "This is the territory of the Latin American tribe. If you, if you dare to do anything to me, don't even think about running away!"

"Did you know that the mandibles of snake creatures are different from those of humans, they are separated from the left and right..." Xiaoyou threw the poke ball with a cold smile, "so they can swallow things that are much larger than their own mouths. Prey, I can show you right now—go ahead, Arbor..."

"What are you going to do - no, don't come here! Uh ah ah - woo!"

The scream seemed to be covered by something halfway, and it didn't spread too far.

ps: "幽" is pronounced "yuu", and "Lily Fragrance" is pronounced "yurika".

ps2: Accidentally coded to 4k, hesitating whether to cut it into two pieces and send it twice, think about it or forget it...

ps2.5: Does anyone know who has Lily Xiang's meow in Two-dimensional?