Pokemon the wrong way

"Hmph..." Xiaoyou calmly took Bi Diao, Xanadu and Roentgen Cat back to the elf ball, patted the dust that didn't exist on his hands, and turned back to the "corpses" who rushed to the ground and smiled, "It's not enough at this level." Want to play bad? How naive, losers!"

Using Bi Diao's strong wind and Shanaido's large-scale mental interference as control methods to make the bicycle berserkers—Xiaoyou still thinks this name is ridiculous—cannot take out the poke ball, and then the Roentgen cat calmly Charging + [-] volts, the glorious tradition of bad guys wearing metal ornaments once again showed a good lightning rod effect, and the Roentgen cat made a clean move in seconds.

"You bastard, stop for me!" The red-haired broom lay on the ground, trembling and propped up half of his body, throwing the elf ball with all his strength: "Go and deal with him, Longlongyan!"

"Roar!" A large dark gray stone ball about the height of a person, which seemed to be spliced ​​by many irregular stones, hit the road heavily, and then stubby, thick, and rough yellow-brown limbs protruded from the stone ball. , and a reptilian head that looks a bit like a turtle...

"There are survivors who resisted..." Xiaoyou stared at the protruding turtle head, frowning deeply, "And what is the elf's strong obscenity..."

"Come on, Iron Armor Shell!" Another surviving little boss, a bad girl with long green hair, also struggled to throw the poke ball, releasing a standing pale creature that was as tall as a person and covered with huge spikes and protrusions. Purple shells.The shell slowly opened, revealing a hard and sharp off-white horn inside, and a purple-black skull grimacing grinning like ghosts...

"This is...?" Xiaoyou's eyes widened, and she subconsciously took out the elf illustration book:

Iron clam, bivalve elf.An evolutionary form of the elongated clam.The carapace is so strong that even napalm bombs can't blow it apart, and the gaps will only be opened when it is attacked.

By the way, the illustrated book also found a stone ball monster with a tortoise's head...

Rumble Rock, Weight Elf.An evolution of Fist Stone and Rumble Stone.It is said that it has a carapace as hard as a rock, and it grows by molting once a year.

"It turned out to be an evolution of the big tongue shell. No wonder it feels kind..." Xiaoyou stroked her chin, looking at the shell shell open and close with interest.You have to know that when Xiaoyou watched the animation before, because of the exactly the same face, she thought that the armored shell was evolved from ghosts...

Rumbling Rock?That guy was ignored by Xiaoyou...

"We were careless just now, and you plotted against us." The red-haired broom yelled while laying on the ground. "Now we take out the elf, let's see how we deal with you!"

"...No way." With a helpless expression on her face, Xiaoyou threw two elf balls, "It seems that I won't be able to go on the road with peace of mind if I don't subdue all of you. Then go, vine monster, giant pincer mantis!"

"Longlongyan, use a collision attack!" The red-haired broom head shouted.

"Iron armor shell, use the spike cannon!" The green-haired young lady also ordered at the same time.

"It's not turning round and rolling?" Xiaoyou was surprised by Longlongyan's attack.After all, Xiaoyou was very impressed with this move, and the restraint technique was quite skilled. "...Forget it, (the vine monster, use it after avoiding the rumbling rock) the rattan whip! (Tie it up directly afterwards!) (The giant pincer mantis rushes up and uses it on the iron shell shell) tile cutting! (Use bullets after getting close fist)"

Long Longyan roared and rushed towards the vine monster with big strides, but the speed of those short legs was unbelievable. The vine monster stretched out a tentacle... The vine entangled itself with the guardrail beside the bridge and pulled itself away. Long Longyan's attack range, and then four or five tentacles stretched out from the vine monster... After the rattan whip hit the rock shell of Longlongyan hard, it took advantage of the opportunity to tie Longlongyan firmly.

"It's useless, a rattan whip can't knock down Longlongyan!" The red-haired broom prostrated on the ground and yelled—brother, are you sure that your Longlongyan can ignore the 4 times the effect of pulling out groups?

"One million tons of absorption!" Xiaoyou gave an order, and the tentacles of the vine monster tied to Longlongyan...I mean the vine whip suddenly glowed red, and countless light yellow spots floated from Longlongyan's body , and then sucked into the body of the vine monster.Long Longyan struggled and resisted painfully, but his strength became weaker and weaker, and soon he collapsed limply on the ground.

On the other side, the Giant Pincer Mantis did not dodge or evade the several gray-white spikes continuously fired by the Iron Armor Shell. Then rushed to the armored shell, raised the slightly glowing tongs, and slammed it on the spike in the middle of the armored shell. With a harsh sound, there were a few cracks on the shell, which was said to be not afraid of napalm bombs.

"Iron Armor Shell! Quickly use the shrink shell!" Although Lu Changzhi shouted anxiously, the Iron Armor Shell that had just been slashed on the forehead by a pair of pliers is now in the "concussion" state, which is recognized as an abnormal state, and its reaction is so slow Tears... The giant pincer mantis unceremoniously punched a round of bullets, all of which hit the armored shell's unprotected grimace, ko.

"Damn it!" The red-haired broom beat his head vigorously to express his dissatisfaction, but when he looked up, he found Xiaoyou standing in front of him and looking at him with a smile. "...You, what are you going to do?"

"Actually, I was in a hurry..." Xiaoyou put away the giant pincer mantis, but kept the vine monster by her side, with a smile on her face that made her back feel cold. "Because of your enthusiasm to stay, I will definitely not be able to reach my destination in the shortest possible time. As a result, I now have a lot of free time. So I decided to stay, okay~ okay~ Let’s get in touch with you guys~~”

"Uh, this..." The voice of the red-haired broom was a little trembling, "I think you should go early? It's not good to be late..."

"The vine monster." Xiaoyou ordered softly. "Beep him—, then beep—!)" (blocked because the words are too evil...)

"Ah! What are you going to do! Let me go..." The vine monster stretched out a dozen tentacles silently—forget it, tentacles are just tentacles—ignoring the weak struggle of the broom head, tightly entangled its limbs, and then It was raised in the air, and then the remaining tentacles stretched in from the collar, cuffs, and trousers...

"Yahhhhh!! No!! Help, help!!"

System prompt: Because the plot is too serious, 500 words are deleted here by the system...

("The system is heavy. Your sister!" Xiaoyou growled. "It's just an ordinary itching attack, don't do some strange misleading things here, Hundan!")

"Uh, anyway, this effect is really amazing..." Xiaoyou wiped off a dozen drops of cold sweat on her head, turned around and walked over to the green-haired lady whose complexion was red and then blue, and tears could be seen faintly in the corners of her eyes. sister. "Sarah, what are we going to do with you next?"

"Big, Big Sister!" Lu Changzhi's voice was crying, "I know I was wrong! Please forgive me!"

"Big sister..." The smile on Xiaoyou's face disappeared, and she shook her head gloomyly. "You said the wrong thing... Pay for your poor observation skills, Geng Gui..."

"Talk and talk!"

The grinning Geng Gui got out of the ground, stretched out his long blood-red tongue, and wrapped the green-haired girl's face completely...

"#@￥$#=&%@~*——!!" Lu Changzhi let out a dull, indistinct scream, and fell to the ground twitching...

"...Who else is not convinced?" Xiaoyou scanned the audience with a gloomy face.

"No more! Big sister!" The rest of the bosozoku nodded neatly like chickens pecking at rice.

Snapped!A red cross popped out from Xiaoyou's head: "It's still called Big Sister's head! Roentgen cat, one hundred thousand volts!"

bilibili——

———Million tons absorption———

After crossing the sea-crossing bridge, we came to Sunshine Town.But Xiaoyou didn't stay here one more time. After replenishing Bi Diao's physical strength in the elf center, he went on the road again facing the afterglow of the setting sun.Wearing stars and moons all the way, let Bi Diao pull the bicycle for [-] yards when encountering the road, and then change to Duduli to practice mountain cross-country.After crossing a plain, passing through a forest that is said to have many Pikachus, and climbing over a high mountain, I finally saw the road sign marking the town of Ston before the first ray of dawn arrived.

Side mission: "Speed ​​of life and death?" Completed.Completion time: 15 hours.Reward: Speed ​​+2, Money +400

"Wei...I'm already outside Ston Town..." Because she wasn't sure where to meet up, Xiaoyou got through the call of Yui Kinoshita before entering the city. "Where should I go next?"

"...Thanks for your hard work, you arrived so fast." Wei Wei on the other side of the screen didn't seem to have slept well, with faint dark circles under her eyes. "The helicopter of the support force is coming soon. You go to location xx first, which is our temporary stronghold. Take a good rest before the arrival of the large force, and then prepare for action."

"..." Xiaoyou stared at Wei with widened red eyes.

Wei Wei was a little uncomfortable staring at Xiaoyou: "...what's wrong?"

"You have a helicopter..." Xiaoyou's voice was low and hoarse, "Can't you use the helicopter to bring me here too?"

only:"……"

Xiaoyou: "..."

"...Ah." After a long while, Wei let out a low voice with extremely low volume.

"'Ah', you just 'ah'! I heard it!" Xiaoyou pointed at the screen and shouted, "There is a helicopter, but you asked me to ride a bicycle all night!?"

"...You heard it wrong." Wei Wei tilted his head, revealing his red ears...

"It's just my eyes! Are you worthy of my bloody eyes?"

"The support troops are expected to arrive in two and a half hours..."

"Don't change the subject..."

"Nearly half of the team members are members of Ibrahimovic's team, so it's convenient for you to command..."

"Hello..."