Pokemon the wrong way

"Boom..." In the distance, the sound of an explosion came from the direction of the city.

"Those elites at the headquarters, are you doing a good job?" Hearing the voice, Xiaoyou raised the corners of her mouth, "It's impossible for the Alliance to pretend not to notice such a big commotion. A good start is usually successful." oh……"

At this moment, Xiaoyou, who has used a tool bag to transform into Team Rocket mode, is sitting in the back compartment of a large truck with the logo of "Haoli Moving Company" together with a group of Rockets in black uniforms, walking along the road in a low-key manner. The highway leads to Evolution Mountain.

A few minutes later, several roaring police cars passed by on the highway, causing soft cheers in the car—this meant that Xiaoyou's tactical judgment was correct, and it also meant that there would be ten fewer police officers waiting to watch them people……

"Okay, stop." After driving forward for a few minutes, Xiaoyou knocked on the window of the driver's cab, "I'll go down here first, A Yi, you guys act according to the plan, and let me know on the walkie-talkie if there is anything."

"Yes, Captain You! Ouch!" Ah Yi, who was appointed by Xiaoyou as the temporary captain of Yong Longshi, stood up and saluted on the spot and replied loudly—then hit his head on the roof of the car.

Xiaoyou opened the door of the rear compartment and jumped down after feeling the speed of the car slowed down.After watching the truck go away, he threw it into the woods on the side of the road, and took out the travel clothes and shovel and pick prepared by the manager of the coffee shop from his backpack...

Putting a large-size travel suit on the Rockets uniform, and hanging a shovel and pickaxe on the back of the backpack, Xiao You looked like a man who came to Ston Town for a reason, and wanted to gamble on his luck to see if he could dig a The trainer of two evolutionary stones.

It is worth mentioning that Xiaoyou found a small mechanism on the shoulder of this camouflage suit. As long as you press the mechanism hard and then pull it, all the buttons, zippers and part of the seams on the clothes will be automatically disengaged, and then you can Achieve the two-dimensional general effect of taking off the whole set of clothes with one hand...

"What a magical design!" Xiaoyou admired from the bottom of her heart, "The store manager really worked hard..."

"Come out, Bi Diao!" Calling out Bi Diao No. [-], Xiaoyou took out windproof glasses and a mask from the backpack and put them on——Xiaoyou filled a large backpack with a lot of messy equipment at the stronghold, Then he threw the big backpack into his own small backpack—then turned over and rode on Bi Diao's back, "Fly to high places, as high as possible, is it okay?"

"Bi——" The transformation tool only changes the appearance, so Xiaoyou, who has the shape of a 15-year-old girl at the moment, still weighs the same level as a ten-year-old boy, and the equipment is also placed in the system inventory, so Bi Diao can easily rise Go to an altitude of several hundred meters, then turn around and fly towards Evolution Mountain.

"The preparations were done right..." Xiaoyou, who rode on Bi Diao's back and stretched out so high for the first time, couldn't help feeling grateful for his wise move.The wind pressure brought by Bi Diao's high-speed flight at high altitude is extremely strong. If there is no goggles and mask, Xiaoyou will definitely not be able to open his eyes, let alone talk to himself...

When passing the foot of the mountain, Xiaoyou really saw (using a telescope) a large circle of police cars and roadblocks below, which surrounded the whole mountain, and several main mountain roads were even more impenetrable.There was thick smoke billowing from one of the entrances, and from time to time there were flashes of fire and light, smoke explosions and the like.Xiaoyou knew that the Rockets were creating the illusion of storming up the mountain—it seemed that they were doing a good job.

Taking advantage of the chaos below, Xiaoyou commanded Bi Diao to quickly pass above the battle line.The police officers of the alliance were all focused on dealing with the rocket team's attack, and no one noticed that there was something suspicious about the bird elf flying hundreds of meters in the sky...

Let Bi Diao land in the woods, Xiaoyou first notified Ah Yi of the feint attacking force: "I have successfully passed through the blockade, you can now pretend to be unable to retreat for a long time, and then change to a place with relatively weak defense after a while Once again, it's also about attracting attention."

"Understood!" Ah Yi's voice on the walkie-talkie was full of energy, and it seemed that he was not injured.

Then Xiaoyou took out the big backpack full of Team Rocket equipment and carried it on her back, and then hung the digging tools, camping tents and all kinds of miscellaneous living utensils on the backpack one by one. After carrying the backpack with some difficulty, Only then did Xiaoyou take out the electronic map that Wei gave to herself.

Similar to the time in Dop Forest, there are two small green dots flickering on the simple topographic map of Evolution Mountain, one is Xiaoyou himself, and the other naturally represents the position of Hanzo's Kotaro.And this little light spot is moving slowly on the map at this moment.

"You're lucky, we're not too far away..." Xiaoyou took the map and strode towards Kotaro Hanzo.Different from the cautious sneaking in before, Xiaoyou marched in a high-profile manner humming a ditty all the way this time.

"People over there, please stop!" Sure enough, after not walking far like this, Xiaoyou was stopped by a familiar voice.

"Uh, you are...Miss Junsha from Ston Town?" Xiaoyou stood obediently and raised her hands when she heard the words, and tilted her head innocently towards the green-haired female police officer who came out of the bushes, "Junsha Miss, you are not in the Ston Town Police Station, what are you doing here?"

"No, I'm Junsha from Thorn Town, Linzhen Town." Seeing Xiaoyou's attire, Miss Junsha visibly relaxed her vigilance, and waved her hand to make the grinning Kitty back. "I'm currently on a special mission. Martial law has been declared here since last night. Who are you? Why are you here?"

"Well, I'm a trainer who traveled here from Nibi City. I heard that there are stones that can make elves evolve here, so I ran to see if I could dig a piece or two to make my elves evolve... "Xiao You rubbed his head and said with a smirk, that way humans and animals are very harmless and pure. "However, I have been digging for a day since yesterday morning, but I haven't found that kind of stone, but I found a strange thing that I don't know what it's for..."

While talking, Xiaoyou bent down, opened the backpack and rummaged inside.

"Ah, you don't need to show it to me..." Hearing that Xiaoyou has been staying on the mountain since the beginning of the day, coupled with the simple and honest atmosphere shown by her acting skills, Miss Junsha's vigilance has long been lowered and lowered. , This is an act of rushing forward to reject Xiaoyou's treasure offering. "I still have tasks to do, I don't have time..."

(Geng Gui, attack by licking his tongue, then immediately hypnotize Katie Dog!)

"Koujie!" Miss Junsha wanted to help Xiaoyou up, when a phantom elf with a bloody mouth suddenly appeared in front of her, and then a long tongue brushed the ground and licked Miss Junsha from head to toe.I don't know if Geng Gui has selected talents like tongue licking specialization. The trigger rate of the paralyzing effect of tongue licking is completely added with an extra zero. fell down.

Geng Gui, who had succeeded in one blow, immediately jumped in front of Katy Gou and used hypnotism with his eyes shining.Cardi Dog was rushing forward angrily because its owner was attacked, but it happened to bump into Geng Gui's hypnotic fluctuation head-on. After struggling a little, he fell to the ground and fell into a deep sleep.

Adding insult to injury has always been one of Xiaoyou's tactical virtues: "(Geng Gui, use Dream Eater on Katie!)"

Geng Gui's eyes lit up with a blue gleam, and Katie's body was suddenly covered with a faint purple-black shadow. The sleeping Katie wailed in a low voice and completely lost his fighting ability.

At the same time that Katie was dealt with, Xiaoyou was not idle, and took out a bottle of sprayer from the big backpack that was said to make Snorkellings fall asleep—to be honest, this promotional slogan made Xiaoyou very worried—and rushed Miss Junsha, who was frightened and angry but unable to move because of paralysis, sprayed her face several times...

Although the advertisement is cheating, the actual effect is very powerful.In a few seconds, Miss Junsha fell asleep like a katti dog.

Xiaoyou took out the rope, tied the hands and feet of the sleeping Miss Junsha, and tied her to a nearby tree, and then handcuffed her hands behind her back with Junsha's own handcuffs—Xiaoyou threw the key far away.After thinking about it, Xiaoyou still felt uneasy and blocked Junsha's mouth with a handkerchief...

"I'm sorry, Miss Junsha." She clapped her hands together and apologized to Miss Junsha who was like a rice dumpling, and then Xiaoyou clapped her hands and continued on her way.

As for the Katie dog, Xiao You didn’t have any plans. This kind of elf who is said to be very loyal and has received special training, even if it is taken away, it may not be able to command, so Xiao You just put the Katie dog into the elf ball , and then put it in a very conspicuous place that Miss Junsha can never reach...

After advancing a few hundred meters...

"Who is there!" The wild Miss Junsha with a Katie jumped out!

"Ahem!" Xiaoyou choked on the strange thought that popped out of her mind. "Cough...Miss Junsha? Didn't we meet just now?"

"No, what you saw must be my cousins ​​from other cities, right? I'm Junsha from Light Red City..." The acting traits are still faithfully playing their role, and Xiaoyou's innocent, kind and innocent expression once again made Miss Junsha Let your guard down.

"Oh, I'm a trainer from Nibi City, and I'm here to dig evolutionary stones..." Xiaoyou smiled and raised the shovel in his hand, "I saw two Miss Junsha in one place, it's really... ah !what is that!"

boom!The moment Miss Junsha turned her head subconsciously, Xiaoyou raised the shovel and slapped Miss Junsha on the back of the head...

"(Geng Gui, use hypnotism!)"

"(We will still use Dream Eater next!)"

The old way, sprays, ropes, handcuffs... After doing all of these deftly, Xiaoyou continued to track down Hanzo...

……

"Who, stop!"

"I'm from Nibi City..."

"Ah, I'm Junsha from Dark City, what you saw should be..."

"(Geng Gui, use tongue licking!)"

……

Features: Upgraded acting skills!Acting skill lvmax: The effect of bluffing others is enhanced by 200%. (Your acting is good enough for an Oscar!)

"I think it's not good for me to go on like this..." After "solving" another Miss Junsha, Xiaoyou who was on the way looked sad, "If you develop a conditioned reflex in the future, you will subconsciously see Miss Junsha What about the attack..."

I took out the electronic map and looked at it. My spot of light was already very close to that of Hanzo and Kotaro: "Well, if you persist a little longer, you'll find those two idiot ninjas..."

"Who is that over there!" Another familiar voice that has been heard several times today sounded in front of him.

"Oh my god..." Xiaoyou couldn't help but hugged her head and whispered, "Have all the Junshas in the Kanto region come to this mountain!?"