Pokemon the wrong way

"Then, I'm going back to find Uncle Kariya..." Matou Sakura, who was holding the Matou family's special elf ball, bowed slightly to Xiaoyou, and ran down the second floor in a hurry.

"Okay, what is the name of the evolution of the armored Tyrannosaurus..." Xiaoyou tossed the elf ball back in his hand up and down, tilted his head and thought for a long time, and finally threw the ball simply, "I can't remember, anyway. That's it!".

"Roar!" With a bang, a heavy big guy landed heavily on the floor.It is a circle bigger than the Iron Armored Tyrannosaurus. Counting the drill bit on the top of the head, the huge body of nearly three meters is very safe. The dark stone hard skin is covered with a circle of brick red irregular hard armor; the arms are strengthened A large piece of stone armor stands beside him like two stone pillars; the tip of the thick and long tail is a huge irregular rock, like a natural meteor hammer...

Super Iron Tyrannosaurus, Drill Elf.An evolution of Ironclad Tyrannosaurus.It can concentrate the power on the muscles, make the muscles expand in an instant, and shoot stones at the enemy in this way.

"Super Iron Tyrannosaurus..." Xiaoyou looked at the description on the elf illustrated book and sighed with his mouth open. "In short, it feels very powerful..."

Satisfied with putting away the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus, Xiaoyou was about to go back to the first floor, but suddenly remembered that he had not reported a letter to Yui Kinoshita since he came back from Evolution Mountain, so he sat down again and took out the communication from his bag. device...

"You?" The communication was quickly connected, and Wei Wei's face, which seemed to remain calm no matter what, appeared on the screen. "I have already contacted them, and it seems that you have withdrawn safely..."

"Yeah, that investigator is indeed very powerful, but I can still do it if I just get rid of him." Xiaoyou nodded and said, "However, that guy claims to be your brother?"

"Then, that guy is indeed my brother..." The only one seemed to hesitate at first, "But...how can there be such an over-the-top brother?"

……

Hello everyone, we meet again, I am the narrator.

Or the story of a pair of brothers and sisters...

It's still a car accident with parents, and the bloody start of brother and sister living together in the orphanage...

It's just that in the eyes of the younger sister, the seemingly perfect brother is a tyrant and a barrier of indifference...

My sister will be protected by me!The brother who was so yelling rushed up and beat up the classmate who borrowed the eraser from his sister...

Since then, the two-meter range around my sister has become a restricted area for life.As a result, over time, the younger sister developed a character of three nothings...

To be a role model for my sister!The brother who shouted so loudly, devoted himself to studying all day, and won all the No.1 and scholarships in the school...

And the younger sister can only lock the No.2 award that she worked hard to get in the drawer sadly...

Take good care of your sister!The clamoring brother listed out a two-meter-long life schedule from when to get up and when to go to bed, to brushing teeth and going to the bathroom within a few minutes...

So my sister ran away...

……

"That soulless girl! Nervous!" Wei yelled loudly on the screen, his face flushed, "It's just a traffic jam for 3 minutes late, and that guy actually asked me to provide a certificate signed by the bus driver and more than 50% of the passengers! How can there be such a ridiculous thing!"

"Ahahaha..." Xiaoyou smirked at the screen.I mean, is the system wrong?According to Wei Wei's current reaction, if Xiaoyou kills You, how could the prestige be halved, it should be doubled, right?

"No matter what, he will fight with me! No matter how hard I try, I can only get No.2! It's as if I'll never be as good as him!" Probably holding back for a long time and there was no one around, Wei almost vented loudly Shouted, "So isn't he going to the league to be an investigator? I'm going to join the Rockets as a cadre! Then defeat him! I just want to prove to him that I can do better than him!"

"Yes...you are the best, and you will definitely be able to do it." Xiaoyou probably understood why her prestige was reduced.The brothers and sisters would turn into chatterers and self-destructive fanatics whenever they mentioned each other, so it can be seen that they still pretend to be each other in their hearts... At least it's not the bloody script of Koga Ninfa Tie who loves and kills each other...

"..." After a while, Wei seemed to calm down.After realizing what she said, Sanwu's ears began to glow red: "...don't let anyone know what you said just now, or I will kill you."

"Uh, I'll keep it in my heart..." Xiaoyou accompanied her with a smile.

"Always, your contribution to the success of this rescue operation is unquestionable. Even Boss Sakagi praised it himself. There will be a commendation order soon, and I will notify you when the time comes." Wei, who calmed down, spoke again. The three-no mode was restored, "Also, it's been almost six hours since you drank my special refreshing drink, you better find a place to rest quickly."

"Eh?"

"That drink forcibly overdraws your energy, so after the effect is over, there will be side effects..."

The other side was still talking, but Xiaoyou began to feel dizzy: "The side effects you mentioned mean...?"

"It will fall into an extremely drowsy state, and it will need to be forced to sleep for a long time to recover." Wei replied. "And the drowsiness will come very suddenly, from the onset of symptoms to sleeping like a dead person at most as long as 5 minutes..."

"Say this kind of thing earlier!"

Xiaoyou hurriedly threw the communicator into the backpack as soon as it was turned off, and rushed to the first floor.At this time, the treatment of the Katy dogs seemed to be over, and the Junshas were not in the hall, and Miss Joy was sitting at the counter to rest first.

"Miss Joy!" Xiaoyou rushed to the counter, "Please go through the formalities of lodging for me!"

"Eh?" Miss Joy from Ston Town expressed the same question as her relatives from Baiyun Town: "But it's only noon now..."

"Please!" Xiaoyou raised her head with full acting skills, revealing her tearful eyes, "I need sleep very, very badly now!"

"Uh, okay! I'll handle it for you right now!" Miss Joy from Stontown was overwhelmed by the results. "Here, here is your key..."

"Thank you!" Xiaoyou ran to the dormitory area as soon as she "took" the key, found the room number, opened the door and rushed in without saying a word, then jumped onto the bed—

10 minutes passed.

Xiaoyou sat up from the bed with her eyes wide open, "...you don't feel sleepy at all! You are playing with me, right?"

"It must be for revenge on me, because I saw her revealing herself..." Xiaoyou muttered and climbed out of bed, and walked towards the door, "It's better to have lunch first..."

Dizziness, lightheadedness, lightheadedness…

With a thud, Xiaoyou fell headlong at the door of the room, and then let out a slight snoring sound...

"Koujie?" The shadow under Xiaoyou shook for a while, Geng Gui poked his head out from inside, stretched out his claws and poked Xiaoyou.

no response.

"Kou Jie Kou Jie..." Geng Gui stretched out his claws and scratched his chin (if there was one), with a thoughtful expression on his ferocious face, he clapped his paws after a while, "Kou Jie Kou Jie!"

Geng Gui dragged the sheet and quilt off the bed, first covered Xiaoyou with the sheet, then wrapped the quilt himself, and lay down on Xiaoyou...

"zzzzz..."

This situation, in a sense, seems to be called a "ghost press"...?

I hope Xiaoyou won't have nightmares because of this...

———Mushroom Spores———

After all, Xiaoyou still had nightmares.

Dreaming of being buried alive by an avalanche, being sunk into the deep sea, being surrounded by freezing rays of light, being surrounded by diamond stardust... and being surrounded by a series of elves whose weight is measured in tons, such as Snorby, Big Rock Snake, Longlong Rock, Super Iron Tyrannosaurus, etc. The team galloped past...

"Woo..." Xiaoyou moaned in pain and opened her eyes, "I don't know... the mattress?"

Only then did Xiaoyou realize that she was lying on the floor, and there were mattresses, sheets, quilts, and blankets piled up on her body in a mess. Looking carefully, there were also pillows, towels, curtains, and tablecloths...

"Are these the main body of Snorby..." Xiaoyou's mouth twitched twice, "What's going on with the Diamond Stardust Fist..."

Then Xiaoyou saw Geng Gui, who was lying on top of these things, sleeping on his back...

"Uh, this Hundan..." The corners of Xiaoyou's mouth twitched.Looking at Geng Gui Xiaoyou who was blowing snot bubbles happily on his face, he found that he had no other expression to choose except "囧". "How did this guy do it? He doesn't even have a nose..."

"..." Xiaoyou reached out and poked Geng Gui, but there was no response.

I pushed it lightly, but still no response.

I shook it a little harder, but there was still no response.

"Did you sleep so hard..." A certain fake girl smiled dangerously.

Xiaoyou pulled out the sheet from the pile of sundries on the ground, gently and slowly rolled up Geng Gui like rolling sushi, then grabbed the edge of the sheet with both hands, and lifted it with all her strength——

"Wake up, Hundan!!"

"Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" The deep purple ghost elf screamed and spun in mid-air like a rubber ball, and then fell directly to the floor (the pass was passed), and it took a while to jump from the floorboards again come out.But after seeing the person in front of him clearly, he immediately laughed and stretched out his long tongue, and licked Xiao You hard.

"Hmm...!" For Xiaoyou, who has paralysis-resistant lvmax, the tongue-licking attack that made others twitch and fall to the ground was nothing more than a massage-like tingling sensation, but it made the muscles and joints sore from sleeping on the floor Rush to a burst of comfort.So Xiaoyou turned around resolutely: "... come here once too!"

"Mouth!"

……

After a "Geng-style massage", Xiaoyou stretched contentedly.Looking at the sunset outside the window: "No way, it's not even dark yet?"

"Kou Jie, Kou Jie..." Geng Gui gesticulated.

"Uh, what do you mean..." Xiaoyou asked tentatively, "Is this the evening of the next day?"

"Koujie!" Geng Gui nodded vigorously.

grunt-

There was a thunderous drum sound from Xiaoyou's stomach—this was more convincing than Geng Gui's testimony.

"Well, Wei's coffee is really good..." Xiaoyou smiled wryly and shook her head. "But what's the matter with you, you slept with me for more than 24 hours?"

"Kou Jie!" Geng Gui pointed his paw at the wall, where there was a stack of empty dinner plates...

"Very good... you're ruthless." Xiaoyou gritted her teeth and gave Geng Gui a thumbs-up - she would go to the restaurant in the elf center to eat by herself... Is this guy going against the sky?

Gululululu—the thunder sounded again.

"Uh, well, let's eat first..."