Pokemon the wrong way

"Miss Joy..." In the early morning, at the elf center in Nibi City, Zhou Fangyou brought out a tray filled with 6 elf balls, "Elf...please..."

"Please leave your elf to us with confidence..." Miss Joy took the tray anxiously, "But is your body okay?"

"Hehe...it's okay..." Zhou Fangyou, whose hair was messed up like a sparrow, whose clothes were covered in mud like a mountain rat, and whose eyes were bloodshot like a duck, grinned, "It's only two days and two nights. Totally trivial..."

"..." Miss Joy winked at the words.

"Then I'll just wait here, and then I'll go..."

"Boom-"

Zhou Fangyou's eyes fell down, revealing two auspicious eggs behind him holding a big wooden stick with fierce eyes.

"Good job." Miss Joy stretched out her thumb and smiled slightly, "Then send him to the lounge."

"Auspicious..." The two auspicious eggs nodded together, each grabbed Zhou Fangyou's leg, and dragged him away with his face down...

Hmm, it feels like something is missing... like a long bloodstain on the floor or something...

"Oh, it's true for children nowadays." Miss Joy looked like she was having a headache, "How can you not care about your body like this? Staying up late is the worst thing for your skin..."

———Mysterious Guardian———

"The ceiling that I don't know—ah, I said it before I realized it." Zhou Fangyou shook his head and sat up from the bed. "It hurts... You actually hit me on the head with a stick. Is Joey's entire family black?"

goo—

Zhou Fangyou lowered his head: "Uh, how long have I been asleep?"

After returning to the lobby, I realized that it was already afternoon.After Zhou Fangyou took back all six of his elves from the black-bellied Miss Joy, who had a business smile and firmly refused to admit that she ordered the elves to commit murder, he hurried to find the restaurant he had been to last time. Solve the problem of eating.

Well, during the two days and two nights of crazy leveling, Zhou Fangyou had already used up the remaining three empty poke balls, and caught a sparrow, a bo snake, and a fiery monkey respectively.

Ever since seeing Pikachu and the Big Rock Snake in the Nibi gymnasium, Zhou Fangyou had a general idea of ​​the "Saya mode" that he was trapped by the system. Various elves, and finally draw a certain conclusion:

Originally cute or peculiar elves (such as ghost Squirrel eggs) will become either disgusting or scary, in short, try to develop in the direction of novelty; while some elves with ordinary animal prototypes (like sparrow Pikachu) will not It will change too exaggeratedly, and at most it will develop into a ferocious one; as for the large elf (Great Rock Snake Gyarados), which is originally ferocious, it will appear majestic and mighty in addition to being more ferocious...

Therefore, most of the elves caught by Zhou Fangyou belong to the "animal department": the sparrow looks like a ferocious raptor with messy feathers, and the Arbor snake is basically a purple rattlesnake that has been magnified several times—although the appearance is somewhat different. It's a bit scary, but Zhou Fangyou, who has been with Gui Si for so long, said that he is not under any pressure at all...

As for the appearance of the remaining fiery monkey, I am very sorry to the audience - the chubby body is covered with hedgehog-like bristles, and only a pair of bloodshot red eyes and an ugly wild boar nose can be seen from the front, with protruding sides stretching out. The hands and feet are dark and thick, but they give people a skinny feeling, the fingers are abnormally thick and horny, so that they look like they are wearing boxing gloves, and the wrists of the limbs seem to be wearing thick wrist guards, which is a kind of Similar to the effect of bone hyperplasia...

It stands to reason that Zhou Fangyou would never take the initiative to capture such a wretched-looking guy, but this fiery monkey seems to be the boss of a small group of monkey monsters. kill".No matter how many times you are beaten down by Zhou Fangyou, you will get back up again like a holy warrior, so that you can't even stand the system anymore, and released a "root victory" mission, telling Zhou Fangyou that you should subdue him as soon as possible up...

So, for the sake of a little attack and a little speed rewarded, Zhou Fangyou reluctantly threw the last poke ball in his hand...

——— Crazy Attack———

After eating and drinking enough to recharge his batteries, Zhou Fangyou finally stepped into the Nibi Gym again: "Excuse me, I'm here to challenge the Gym!"

Hum——The light in the gymnasium was on, but Xiao Gang didn't stand on the high platform like last time.

"Here we come..." A tall figure hurriedly ran out from the side of the high platform.

"I kept you waiting for a long time, Xiao Gang, today I——who are you?"

Zhou Fangyou stared suspiciously at the panting man who had just run out. This man had exactly the same Chinese character face, dark skin and squinting eyes as Xiaogang. It could be said that he was almost a 40-year-old middle-aged version of Xiaogang.And wearing an apron and a turban very awkwardly, holding a needle and thread and a pair of white children's underwear...

"..."

"..."

"Cough cough!" The middle-aged uncle pretended to be calm and took off his apron and turban and threw it behind him. After coughing twice, he said loudly: "Xiao Gang resigned from the position of the gymnasium owner a day ago, and now he has gone on a trip. I am Wu Neng, Xiaogang's father, and now I am the head of the Nibi Gym."

"What?" Zhou Fangyou opened his mouth wide, "Incompetent?"

The middle-aged uncle almost fell over: "No! It's Wu Neng!"

"Did you hear, Guisi, that uncle is called Incompetent?" Zhou Fangyou made a gesture of whispering and said loudly on purpose, "It's so courageous to have such a name..."

"Kou Jie Kou Jie..." Guisi nodded cooperatively.

"It's all said to be martial arts! It's not incompetence!"

"Well, if you say martial arts is martial arts." Zhou Fangyou shrugged his shoulders, "Since you are the master of the gymnasium, it is the same for me to challenge you. What are the rules of the battle?"

"The rule is one-on-one, and the number of elves is limited to two." When it came to business, Uncle Wu Neng quickly got into the mood, "Also, the venue is a rocky venue, so there's no problem?"

"No problem." Zhou Fangyou took out the elf ball, "I can start anytime."

"Well, then..." The uncle nodded upon seeing this, stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers——

Nothing happened.

"Uh..." The uncle snapped his fingers again.

Still nothing happened.

"Well, excuse me..." Zhou Fangyou tilted his head and watched the embarrassed Wu Neng trot all the way into the side door that appeared before, and he could vaguely hear the conversation between the uncle and a child.

"What's the matter Jiro? Didn't you tell you to press the switch when you heard my signal? This is the first time Dad accepts someone's challenge, and he finally came up with a cool move!"

"I pressed it, but the machine didn't respond!"

"Ah? How did this happen, let me take a look..."

"Wuuuu...it's all my fault...Dad will definitely be looked down upon by the trainers outside..."

"Uh, it's okay, it's okay, Jiro, dad doesn't care, don't cry..."

"..." Zhou Fangyou turned his head with black lines on his face, "Forget it, I didn't hear anything..."

A few minutes later, the walls on both sides of the gymnasium suddenly opened, and two thick floors that were not full of large and small stones slowly slid out, forming the rock field that Zhou Fangyou saw when he came to the gymnasium last time in the center of the gymnasium.

"Ahahaha...it turns out that the connector of the switch is loose..." The uncle came back with a trot and said with a dry smile: "Then I declare, the battle begins!"

"Go, Rumble Stone!"

The poke ball thrown by the uncle landed on the field, and what appeared in the white light was a bumpy rock ball with a diameter of more than one meter. The cracks and depressions on the ball formed blurred eyes and mouths.With a crackling crackling sound, rough stone hands and short legs protruded from the sphere.

"The evolution of Little Fist Stone..." Zhou Fangyou secretly heaved a sigh of relief. It seems that the elves used by the new gym owner are still the same as Xiao Gang, and they are all rock-type—after all, it is the consistent style of Nibi Gym. . "Then the elf I sent was this—"

Zhou Fangyou raised his little hand and threw the elf ball: "Give it to me, Hot Monkey!"