Pokemon the wrong way

"Speaking of which, the previous ammonite beast sickle helmets appeared in twos..." Grabbed by another fossil pterosaur that suddenly jumped out, Xiaoyou acted very calmly, "so the fossil pterosaur There are also two..."

"Ah, this situation reminds me of the Monster Hunter fanbook I read before. That sad girl in the unicorn suit..." Although both arms were caught and she couldn't touch the poke ball, Xiaoyou still Calm down, "(Geng Gui, lick your tongue!)"

A purple-black figure jumped out from the shadow below Xiaoyou—fortunately, the fossil pterosaur was not flying fast in the complex cave, otherwise it might not have been able to keep up—a long blood-red tongue brushed against the fossil pterosaur's On the belly, the fossilized pterosaur trembled and loosened its claws...

"Ah! It hurts..." Xiaoyou, who fell to the ground and rolled twice, and was unfortunately hit on the head by a small protruding rock, covered his head and got up, throwing a lot of elf balls : "Damn it, you have to pay for it! Forked bats, gas bombs, nine tails, ultrasonic waves, poisonous gas, will-o'-the-wisps!"

Facing the siege of the three elves, the miserable fossil pterosaur fell into a state of confusion because of its paralysis and failed to avoid the ultrasonic wave of the four-winged bat. The strange blue-white flames released from the tail of the nine-tailed fox burned, and then a purple-gray meteorite-like thing with pits floated over, emitting a large amount of purple harmful gas...

Just woke up from a sleep state that lasted for n years, and immediately faced with paralysis, confusion, burns, poisoning... I don't know what expression the Fossil Pterosaur No. [-] should use to express itself now that it picked the wrong target feel...

"Just smile, and obediently go into the ball!" Xiaoyou yelled so loudly and threw the elf ball, hitting the fossil pterosaur hard on the forehead, turning the fossil pterosaur into a red light and taking it into the elf in the ball.The elf ball landed on the ground, shook left and right twice, and a white light popped out—failure!

"Roar!" The fossil pterosaur seemed very angry at the fact that he was almost captured. After jumping out of the poke ball, he opened his mouth and sprayed out a thick beam of white and reddish light towards Xiaoyou.Although she probably wouldn't die if she was hit, Xiaoyou didn't want to be foolish enough to endure this massive destructive death ray, so she quickly rolled over to hide, and the destructive death ray shattered several stalactites along the way. Disappearing in the cave, a moment later there was an explosion and a faint scream...

(Musashi: "What's going on!" Kojiro: "I don't know!" Meow: "We're just making soy sauce with the past, why are we attacked meow!")

"With so many debuffs on his body, he still has such an attack power, and he aimed at the trainer to attack..." Xiaoyou got up and stared at the fossil pterosaur, his eyes magically reflected light in the dark, "This is a talent! To catch you!"

"(Forked Bat, use High Speed ​​Star! Nine Tails, use Lightning Flash! Gas Bomb, use Spinning Ball!)"

The fossil pterosaur hovered in the air, avoiding the impact of the nine-tailed electric light, but was hit by a piece of golden energy five-pointed star shot by the forked bat. It shook its head and was about to fight back, when it saw a purple-gray sphere Spinning at high speed and heading straight for the door...

boom!The spinning gas bomb and the fossil pterosaur collided violently, and then fell to the ground together.And a certain frenzied pseudo-mother didn't intend to end it like this, and immediately ordered the elf to launch a suicide attack: "(Explode yourself now!)"

"Boom—" An ultra-small mushroom cloud slowly rose in the cave...

"By the way, try this ball..." Xiaoyou took out an orange speed ball and threw it over. A red light was sucked into the elf ball from the explosion smoke. not moving...

"Hmph~" Xiaoyou picked up the elf ball, took out another elf ball and threw it at the same time: "Come out, fossil pterodactyl, Xanadu!"

"Xanadu, use the healing wave and the healing bell!" Xiaoyou ordered, and Shanaido waved his hand and sprinkled an orange wave of energy, covering the fossil pterosaur and the gas bomb that had just exploded, quickly recovering the two elves The physical strength, and then used the healing bell, which lifted the messy negative status of the fossil pterosaur...

"Roar..." The fossil pterodactyl glared at the smiling Xiaoyou, then lowered its head after a low growl, as if giving in to Xiaoyou.

"Hmm, um~" Xiaoyou took back the fossil pterosaur with satisfaction, and started to walk back along the way.As a result, within a few steps, they ran into the Rockets trio running in a hurry.

When the trio saw Xiaoyou, their spirits were shocked: "Great!" "Xiaoyou, are you okay?" "We are very worried about you, meow!"

"Hehe, it's just a fossilized pterosaur." Xiaoyou proudly took out the speed ball and threw it.

"Oh! As expected of Xiaoyou!" The trio cheered in unison, "Then I'll leave the rest to you!"

"...the one in the back?" Xiaoyou looked behind the trio—three ammonite beasts, two fossil helmets, and a sickle helmet...

Xiaoyou couldn't help covering her face: "Why did you provoke them again..."

"It's none of our business!" Musashi hurriedly explained, "Just now a beam of light hit us suddenly, causing a burst of explosions, and as a result, these little elves rushed out again..."

Uh, it turned out to be my own problem.Xiaoyou quietly wiped off her sweat, looked at the menacing ancient elves, and suddenly felt a move in her heart, "...Okay! Since you are here, I will... eh?"

I saw the ancient elves rushing closer, and when they saw Xiao Youhou who was with the Rockets, they all screamed in surprise, then turned around and ran away...

"...I'll go!" Xiaoyou lost her composure, "Stop whatever you run!"

"As expected of Xiaoyou..." Kojiro touched his chin and sighed, "Even the little elves know how powerful Xiaoyou is!"

"Don't stand there talking nonsense!" Xiaoyou threw the poke ball and turned around and shouted, "Hurry up and chase after me, Hundan! Geng Gui, use black eyes! Don't let them escape!"

The two sides fled and chased, and soon returned to the place where Xiaoyou and others first met the ancient elves.At this time, a strange singing came from the crack in the top of the head:

"**Li~**Li~**Libo~~"

"Ah, Fat Ding's song..." Xiaoyou couldn't be more familiar with this song, after all, she had heard it no less than a dozen times. "How did that little short leg get here in such a short time?"

The ancient elves who had never heard Fat Ding sing, let alone have any anti-natural characteristics, fell to the ground and fell asleep under Fat Ding's hypnotic singing.The Rockets trio and Geng Gui were not spared either, and also fell asleep on the spot.Soon Xiaoyou was the only one standing in the cave...

Not long after, a sleeping fossil pterosaur fell from the sky and fell down the crack in the roof of the cave.

"...Well, this saves me a lot of trouble." Xiaoyou shrugged, took out a large handful of elf balls, and put the sleeping ancient elves in one by one.Probably because of the deep sleep, all the poke balls, including the fallen fossil pterosaur, turned off the lights without shaking.

"..." Xiaoyou picked up a poke ball and held it in his hand. After waiting for 30 seconds, the poke ball disappeared after a flash of light, and was sent to Dr. Oki's research institute.Then Xiao You picked up another one and did the same thing...until all the six ancient elf balls were sent away.

In the end, Xiaoyou picked up the poke ball of the fossil pterosaur, quickly put it in the inventory, then took out another poke ball in his hand, and sent it back to the Damu Research Institute.Xiaoyou looked at the cracks on the roof of the cave, then at Team Rocket, who was soundly asleep, and threw out the elf ball to call out the fossilized pterosaur and Bi Diao who were subdued first.

Let the fossilized pterosaur grab Musashi with its claws and Kojiro grab Meow Meow's tail with its mouth, while Xiaoyou himself rides on Bi Diao, and together they fly out of the underground cave from the crack.Xiaoyou pointed to the crack on the ground in mid-air: "(fossil pterosaur, use) Destroy Death Light!"

"Boom—" The destructive death light of the fossil pterosaur exploded at the crack, causing a second landslide on the surrounding rock walls, completely blocking the crack...

After that, he ordered the fossil pterosaurs to put the rocket team trio on a nearby rock wall, and put a note on Miaomiao's face, and then Xiaoyou landed on the Bidiao and went down to the Dasha Valley valley bottom.

The road was full of dead bodies, and there were "corpses" stumbling around, until Xiao You saw Zhengxiang Xiaomao sleeping with a beard drawn on his face by a marker, and the one who was writing the "abcdef" number on the face of Xiaomao's cheerleaders. Fat Ding...

"Hey, Fatty!" Xiaoyou waved and shouted.

"Pu Ding!" Fat Ding jumped into Xiaoyou's arms with an aggrieved face, crying with tears in his eyes, "Pu Ding, Pu Ding..."

"Okay, don't cry, it's not your fault, your singing is very good..." Xiaoyou just walked around in the canyon looking for something while comforting Fatty's fragile heart.Soon Xiaoyou found his target. "Ah, yes. The phone..."

Holding Pang Ding to the phone, Xiaoyou dialed the number of Damu Research Institute.As a result, the phone was connected after only one ring, and then Dr. Oki's flushed face that almost filled the entire screen appeared on the screen: "Xiao You! You, where did you catch the elf that was just teleported!?"

"Oh!" Xiaoyou was taken aback, "Dr. Damu, don't scare people!"

"Ah, I'm sorry..." Dr. Oki moved away from the screen a little bit, but his tone was still very excited, "Xiaoyou, do you know that the little elves you sent over are all ancient creatures that were thought to have been extinct tens of thousands of years ago?" Elf! This is definitely a super discovery in elf academia! Where on earth did you catch them?"

"Ah, it's in the Dasha Valley, the canyon where the elf fossils were found..." Xiaoyou began to tell Dr. Damu what happened, of course it was a modified version...

"...So, you subdued all these ancient elves?" Dr. Oki pondered while rubbing his chin.

"Yeah, after all, the Rockets also saw these ancient elves with their own eyes." Xiao You nodded and said, "If they go back and tell their boss the news, wouldn't these elves be in danger? So I simply Take them all away while they fall asleep because of Fat Ding’s song, and even if the Rockets come in the future, they can only make a futile trip and find nothing.”

"...You are right to do this, Xiaoyou." After pondering for a long time, Dr. Oki nodded and smiled approvingly. "Although leaving the familiar living environment is better than being captured by the Rockets, these elves should be placed with me first, and I will recruit an environment suitable for their survival as soon as possible!"

"Well, then I'll leave it to you, Doctor!" Xiaoyou smiled lightly.

"Oh, by the way, Xiaoyou." Dr. Damu reminded Xiaoyou, "Please don't tell others about Dashagu, I will remind them from Xiaozhi's side. , should be fine."

"Well, it's okay if you don't tell people, but..." Xiaoyou stretched out her hand and scratched her cheek, "To tell you the truth, I also tamed a powerful fossil pterosaur, and I plan to use it to participate in the Quartz Conference." ..."

"Uh..." Dr. Oki hesitated, "...Forget it, anyway, there are no more ancient elves in Dasha Valley, so you can use your fossilized pterosaur."

"Eh, really?" Xiaoyou said in "surprise".

"Well, let me tell you a secret quietly." Dr. Oki approached the screen and said mysteriously, "It is said that research institutes in other regions are developing a fossil resurrection machine that can revive elf fossils, and great progress has been made. , maybe it will be released to the public soon. At that time, your fossil pterosaur will not be so conspicuous, at most it will be a rare little elf, ahaha..."

"Ah, that's it..." Xiaoyou stopped complaining about Dr. Oki's big mouth. "By the way, doctor, do you know of any elf properties that are immune to sleep effects?"

"Hey, why do you ask this?" Dr. Oki was taken aback.

"It's this fat guy." Xiaoyou raised the fat guy in his arms, "This little guy saved Xiao Zhi's life today, as a reward, I won the elf who told him he could listen to his singing. "

"That's it..." Dr. Oki tilted his head and thought for a while, "This is not difficult to solve. In the Kanto region, there are the insomnia characteristics of Sulip and Suli Pai, and the vitality characteristics of Howler and Fiery Monkey. They are all immune to sleep effects. There is also a grass-type skill called Trouble Seed, which can temporarily change the characteristics of elves into insomnia..."