Training Wu Zhou

() "Qubing!" Tang Weixi shouted as he pushed open the door of Tang Guan's bedroom.

Tang Guan, who had been squatting on the ground and giggling, also looked at someone coming in.

"Wow, this fat man is either rich or expensive at first glance, it must be because my father didn't run away." Tang Guan glanced and saw Tang Weixi standing there frowning.

"Father!" There was a pitiful scream from a slaughtered pig, like a dog seeing meat, Tang Guan rushed forward.

"Slap!" But it was a clear and crisp slap in the face, which knocked Tang Guan into a daze with the pain, and he still slapped Tang Guan on the right cheek that Tang Guan had abused before.

"You silly child, how many times have I taught you? Parents are the words of the market. If you see a father, you should call an adult! Get up!"

Tang Guan was stunned when he heard the words, and immediately got up, "Could it be that this is an official, am I not his son?"

"My lord, the baby's head hurts so much." Although Tang Guan knew a little about the ancient Chinese names, he couldn't figure out what was going on for a while, so he just spoke in a paradoxical way.

Tang Weixi was quite surprised when he heard the words, Tang Guanping was a fool all day long, and he was rarely so obedient. He just took it as a coincidence, and immediately threw up his sleeves and sat down in front of the bedroom table angrily.

"You paid a lot of money to hire the best gentleman and you left alive!" Tang Weixi slapped the table angrily as he spoke. Although he knew that Tang Guan might not understand, he was still angry.

"The situation is a little bit wrong. I'm wearing it on a dude." Tang Guan rolled his eyes and felt something was wrong with the atmosphere, but he didn't know that he was wearing it on the body of a well-known rich and stupid boy.

"My child knows that I made a mistake, and my child must study hard in the future and make progress every day"

Tang Weixi subconsciously wanted to answer when he heard the words: "You..."

Immediately after realizing something was wrong, he sat up in shock, "What did you just say!?"

"Damn it, it's not right and it's not right, this is what the mother said." Seeing Tang Weixi's surprised look, Tang Guan's heart shuddered instantly.

Seeing that Tang Guan didn't speak, Tang Weixi stepped forward and grabbed Tang Guan's arms with both hands, shaking him, "What did you just say?"

"The boy said that the boy knew that he was wrong, so he must listen to the adults carefully in the future"

Speaking clearly this time, Tang Weixi opened his eyes wide, loosened Tang Guan slowly, and took a few steps back slowly.

"Ancestor manifested, ancestor manifested!" Tang Weixi was surprised for a moment, then ecstatically.

Seeing Tang Weixi's moody look, Tang Guan got goosebumps even more, feeling that the situation was getting worse and worse.

"You...what's your name?" Tang Weixi clasped his hands together and asked Tang Guan expectantly.

"The child's name is Tang... Tang..." Tang Guan hesitated for a long time, and his surname was extremely vague. He didn't know which family he passed through. It would be miserable if his surname was not Tang.

"Yes, your surname is Tang, your first name is Guan, and the word is Qubing." Tang Weixi was even more pleasantly surprised when he heard the vague Tang character carefully, and said it without waiting for Tang Guan to be confused.

"The baby's name is Tang Guan, and the word is Qubing." Tang Guan was overjoyed when he heard the words. He had the same name and surname, but there was a strange font size.

"Haha! Go to illness, my son, ancestors bless you!" Tang Weixi's nervous mood fell to the ground instantly, and he stepped forward to hug Tang Guan, which shows his excitement. You must know that the etiquette of the ancients is complicated, not because the emotions are extremely high, and they are seldom without hands measures.

"Tang Qubing? I have the same name as General Huo." Tang Guan felt Tang Weixi's bear hug, while thinking about his own name, he still didn't realize why he took the word Qubing from him.

"This kid must be recovering from a serious illness. This fat man can't be more than happy to see that I'm alive and well, with a domineering air in my demeanor."

Thinking of Tang Guan's shameless self-satisfaction, he followed suit and shouted: "My lord! From now on, my children will be filial to you!"

Hearing this sentence, Tang Weixi burst into tears. He was always afraid of guilt. He gave birth to a silly child but dared not continue, and his first wife was barren for a long time. Seeing that he was already old, the only child in his family, Tang Guan She wasn't being stupid anymore, and the excitement in her heart was beyond words.

"No, is there any mistake?" Tang Weixi hugged Tang Guan's small body, watching the fat man runny nose and tears.

"I must be suffering from such a serious illness. As for this?" Tang Guan secretly slandered while pretending to sob excitedly.

"Qubing! Your dementia is finally healed. The master in the temple said that you will be destined at the age of eight. It really is true!" Tang Weixi choked up and whimpered, fearing that Tang Guan in his arms was just Nankey Yimeng.

But when the word "dementia" fell into Tang Guan's ears, it was like being struck by lightning.

"Damn it, it turns out that my terminally ill neuropathy has improved, no wonder he is so excited"

Knowing the truth, Tang Guan's young heart was full of holes in an instant. He thought he was just suffering from some kind of cold or other illness. In this era, serious and minor illnesses are indeed extremely difficult to cure. Unexpectedly, later generations will also be mentally handicapped.

"Qubing, I'll take you to see your mother right away." Tang Weixi stopped crying, and immediately went out with Tang Guan in his arms.

"So I still have a mother, so according to this setting, she must be a middle-aged beautiful woman with big buttocks and round buttocks. This cheap dad looks like a rich man."

Tang Guan leaned close to Tang Weixi's arms, the house of the Tang Mansion was not big enough, he went through the hall and entered the room, and then stopped in front of a door.

There was a handsome girl in front of the door, seeing Tang Weixi hugging Tang Guan, her face was full of excitement, she felt a little strange, and was about to say, "Master..." but Tang Weixi pushed her away.

"Ah!" As soon as Tang Weixi entered the door, he was startled by a scream and backed away again and again. He saw a woman soaking in a wooden barrel. Tang Guan also stared wide-eyed. The barrel is wide and fast, but this woman occupies three quarters, which shows how fat she is.

"This is not my mother... This is not my mother..." Tang Guan, who was still worried about Yin on the road, turned pale in an instant. He thought that his cheap father would be fatter if he was fatter. Being able to inherit genes, I didn't expect that one is not as good as one.

Seeing that it was Tang Weixi, the fat woman stopped her voice and cursed loudly: "You old bastard, you've grown so courageous!"

In a blink of an eye, he saw Tang Guan in Tang Weixi's arms again, his expression changed, and he shouted sadly: "Ah! You old ghost, isn't your son just stupid, you brought him here to drive my mother and son out of the house !?"

"I'm going... This is really my mother..." Tang Guan's last bit of hope was extinguished when he heard this. This fat woman is not only ugly, but also has a personality that is full of a shrew and a complaining woman.

"Sister...how dare I, I'll go out first...I'll go out first..." (Note: another name for wife in Tang Dynasty)

After finishing speaking, Tang Weixi withdrew Tang Guan with a face of despair, and the girl by the door smiled and said: "Master, I want to stop you, why are you hugging the young master?"

"It's nothing to do with you, you go down first!" Tang Weixi was quite annoyed at the girl who didn't stop her just now, but she was excited when she thought of Tang Guan's recovery.

"Come in, man"

Hearing his wife's call from the room, Tang Weixi hugged Tang Guan and pushed the door in again, closing it behind his back.

The fat woman was fully dressed at this time, sitting on the chair, looking at the wet hair and the bent chair, Tang Guan swallowed secretly for a while.

"Say, what's the matter, so anxious?" The fat woman also calmed down at this time, knowing that her husband was always afraid of her, and he was a scholar himself, so there was no big deal, so he wouldn't be so flustered.

"My wife, the ancestors are showing their spirits! The ancestors are showing their spirits!"

Mrs. Tang frowned when she heard this, and urged: "You put Qu Bing down first."

Only then did Tang Weixi come back to his senses, he quickly put down Tang Guan and said, "Qubing, call your mother."

Tang Guan looked at Tang Weixi who was full of anticipation, stepped forward bravely and said, "Mother, the child is cured."

"Hiss!" The originally calm fat woman gasped for a moment, opened the small eyes under her chubby face, and looked at Tang Guan in disbelief.

After a long time, it suddenly exploded, "Go sick my son!"

He acted almost the same as Tang Weixi, stepping forward to hug Tang Guan tightly, but his strength and body width were much bigger than Tang Weixi's.

In an instant, Tang Guan was almost overwhelmed, "cough...cough...mother"

Only then did Mrs. Tang let go of Tang Guan, and looked up and down Tang Guan with tears streaming down her face.

But Tang Guan threw himself into her arms and shouted: "Mother, the child is not filial, and I will be filial to you and my father in the future."

Tang Guan also saw the way, it seemed that the cheap father was a bit henpecked, so he immediately looked for the limelight and flattered him.

"The ancestors have manifested themselves! Immediately open the altar to worship the ancestors, and set up the water table! My Tang family is finally proud." Tang Weixi looked at this "touching" scene, and burst into tears.