farmer agent

Chapter 022

The peace of mind in Ye Zi's mouth was naturally cool, so that Song Xiaotian did not cool down overnight.

The torment before going to bed made him sleepless all night, and he fell asleep for four or five hours in a daze. He got up at six o'clock in the morning, greeted his godmother, and took an ax to the yard to chop firewood.

It didn't take long for a large pile of large logs to be chopped into pieces by him, and they were neatly stacked into a pile.

After finishing these tasks, he helped his godmother go to a nearby stream to pick up a full tank of water.

After picking up the water, he saw that the breakfast was not cooked yet, and the leaves hadn't woken up yet, so he took another load of dung buckets to the hut to dig out the dung.

"Ah...Song Xiaotian, what are you doing, it's so dirty!" Ye Zi who just got up was about to go to the toilet, but when she got to the latrine, she saw Song Xiaotian was scooping up excrement with a black ladle with a long handle .

"I'll help my godmother go to the vegetable field at the back and pour some dung on the vegetables!" Song Xiaotian didn't even look at Ye Zi, and continued to concentrate on digging out the dung from the cesspool.

"You are really a farmer!" Ye Zi said with a look of contempt.

"Cut, I'm a farmer!" Song Xiaotian didn't take it seriously, he didn't think there was anything wrong with being a farmer, as everything was obtained by the hard work of his own hands.

The crops are grown by oneself, the vegetables are grown by oneself, all the things to be eaten are grown by oneself, and it is also green and environmentally friendly. There are also many ingenious people who even weave their own clothes. Does anyone have it?

Song Xiaotian was busy in and out, busy all morning, he cleaned up all the rubbish and stolen goods in front of and behind the house, his godmother couldn't help nodding his head.

After the meal, even though their godmother tried their best to keep them staying for a few more days, both of them still had tasks to do, so they really didn't dare to stay, and how could he dare to share the bed with that evil leaf again? If yesterday's scene were to happen again, he believed that he must be impotent.

She tried her best to keep them but to no avail, but their godmother insisted on going to the town to send the two of them to the car, and also carried several bags of what she said were some messy dried vegetables.

"How much money do you have on you?" When they arrived at Longshan Town and were about to board the car, Song Xiaotian took advantage of their godmother's inattention, pulled Ye Zi aside and asked in a low voice.

"Why? Do you still want me to pay you the overnight fee for last night?" Ye Zi asked extremely shamelessly.

"..." Song Xiaotian has one head and two big heads. He has seen many shameless men, but this is the first time he has seen such a shameless woman.

Why is my head full of dirty thoughts?What made him even more puzzled was how such a person could be mixed into the great, glorious and disciplined revolutionary ranks.

"Can you lend me some money? We eat, drink and take money from our godmother, so why don't you lose some money to her?" Song Xiaotian shouted angrily.

"Why are you so fierce? Don't think that you can be so fierce to me just because you took advantage of me yesterday!" Ye Zi said righteously.

"I took advantage of you?" Song Xiaotian patted himself on the forehead: "My God, Sister Guanyin, you should take her away!"

After Song Xiaotian finished speaking, he turned his head and left, he was completely defeated by Ye Zi's shamelessness.

"Puchi..." Seeing that Song Xiaotian was so angry that he ran away, Ye Zi could not help but follow along with a puchi smile.

"Hey, don't be angry, my sister is teasing you, look at your unbearable appearance, I have already put 2000 yuan under the pillows we slept on last night, and the godmother made the bed when she went back. I saw it!" Ye Zi coaxed Song Xiaotian who was gasping for breath.

"Really?" Song Xiaotian looked at her suspiciously.

"Why lie to you?" Ye Zi winked at him: "Come on, give me a smile!"

"Go, go, I'm too lazy to talk to you, a female hooligan!" Song Xiaotian pushed the leaf, turned and walked away.

They kept sending Song Xiaotian and Ye Zi to the car to the county seat. After the car had driven a long way, their godmother turned back reluctantly, but Song Xiaotian and the others didn't know that their godmother had already burst into tears at this time.

How could he be unhappy that a man in his 40s had a son and a daughter overnight, and what moved him the most was that they said they would come here to pay her New Year's greetings every New Year in the future.She felt that this day finally had something to look forward to and something to think about.

"How about it? I'm right. People in rural areas are very kind and generous, right?"

In the car, Song Xiaotian was holding a lot of things in plastic bags, and said proudly.

"Look quickly, what did the godmother bring us?" Ye Zi was a little curious, what good things were there in this mountain that she hadn't eaten yet.

"Ah, money?" As soon as Ye Zi opened the bag in the middle, she saw a wad of money in a washing powder bag.

"This, this..." Song Xiaotian knew what was going on without even thinking about it.

"It turns out that the godmother has already discovered the money I left her..." Ye Zi only said one sentence with a dull expression, and tears welled up in her eyes.It turns out that the most beautiful thing in the mountains is not the delicious food, but the kindness and simplicity of the rural people that she will never forget.

This is a place called Longshan Town and Longshan Village, which is also under the jurisdiction of Donghai City, but this place is at the edge of Donghai City, and it is about [-] kilometers away from Donghai City. To go to Donghai City, you must go to the county seat to have a car.

The car was bumping all the way on the rugged mountain road. The most uncomfortable thing was that there were two young people smoking cigarettes in front of them, as if their home was a cigarette factory. Did they have one or not? I didn't take much rest from smoking.

The most important thing was that the smoke choked a child beside him and kept crying. The child's adults seemed a little scared and didn't dare to speak out to dissuade him.

"Ahem... Hey, two gentlemen, can you please stop smoking, this is a public place!" Ye Zi, who originally didn't want to meddle in other people's business at this time, was so choked that she couldn't bear it.

"Oh... what's wrong with smoking, I smoke my own, you are so particular about buying a private car, what bus do you take?" One of the men with long hair turned his head and sneered with disdain.

"It's okay to smoke in public places, but you smoked other people's children to cry for a long time, don't you feel uncomfortable when you hear it?" Song Xiaotian said.

"Brother Changmao, I think these two seem to be foreigners. They look very unfamiliar, and the accent is not from our Longshan Town!" Another young man on the side looked at Ye Zi and Ye Zi behind them jokingly. Song Xiaotian.

"Hmm..." Changmao nodded, with a playful look in his eyes: "Linzi, you said that some people dare not allow us to smoke in our field, what should we do?"

"That's okay, isn't this messed up?" Lin Zi shouted loudly.

The two sang together, and their acting skills were comparable to those of a Hollywood actor.

"Linzi, then should we give our Longshan people some credit?" Changmao continued to ask.

When he said this, he didn't seem to notice the extremely contemptuous eyes of other ordinary people in the car.

"That's necessary, Brother Changmao, what do you want to do?" Lin Zi shouted while rolling up his sleeves.

"Brother, do you dare to get out of the car and chat with me?" Chang Mao looked at Song Xiaotian playfully.

"Why don't I dare, I haven't stolen or robbed, what else can you do to me in broad daylight?"

Song Xiaotian pretended to be stupid, and the people in the car shook their heads, but no one dared to make a sound. They seemed to be afraid of these two people, and hated them very much.

"Haha..." Chang Mao was overjoyed when he heard Song Xiaotian readily agreed to them, and saw him yelling, "Stop!"

"Gah..." The driver shook his head, and stopped the car with one brake. There was nothing he could do. If he didn't stop, the car would not be able to run in the future.

"Boy, come on, let's get out of the car and have a good chat!" Chang Mao grabbed Song Xiaotian's shoulder and pulled him up from the seat.

"Young man, don't go down, they will kill you!"

At this time, an old man in the car really couldn't bear to see Song Xiaotian go into the tiger's mouth like a sheep, so he tried to dissuade him.

"You old man, don't think that if I want to call you uncle, I won't dare to touch you. If you ruin our good deeds, I want you to look good!" Lin Zi yelled, pointing at the old man's nose.

"Hehe, old man, it's okay, and I didn't owe them any money, why did they beat me?" Song Xiaotian smiled foolishly, and got out of the car with the two of them.

"Hey... why did our Lin family produce such a wicked seed!" The old man sighed.

"Girl, hurry up and ask your boyfriend to pay them some money. You heard it just now. The old man is his own uncle. He wants to beat him. Can your boyfriend get a good deal if he goes with them?"

"Yes, they are well-known bums in Longshan Town. They have bullied many foreigners who came to our Longshan, and made many foreigners who came to our Longshan to do business afraid to come!"

"Girl, you'd better hurry up and help your boyfriend speak nice words to them, just give them a little money, don't go head-to-head with them, they are not easy to mess with!"

……

After Song Xiaotian got out of the car with Chang Mao and Lin Zi, everyone in the car began to persuade Ye Zi.

"Hehe..." Ye Zijiao said with a smile: "Uncles and aunts, don't worry, my boyfriend will be fine, he is very strong and can withstand beatings!"

"Hey……"

Seeing what Ye Zi said, everyone stopped saying anything.

Here, Song Xiaotian got off the car with Chang Mao and Lin Zi, and was dragged to the back of the car.

"Boy, you seemed very arrogant just now, do you know who we are?" Lin Zi grabbed the clothes on Song Xiaotian's chest with one hand, and dangled a dagger in front of Song Xiaotian's eyes with the other hand.

"Who are you?" Song Xiaotian shrank his neck and pretended to be frightened.

"Dragon Mountain Twins!" Lin Zi yelled proudly.Almost didn't make Song Xiaotian spit out.

"Dragon and Mountain Twins?" Song Xiaotian pretended to be surprised, then shook his head: "I've never heard of it!"

"Damn it, I've seen people with brain damage, but I've never seen people with brain damage like this!" Chang Mao said and slapped Song Xiaotian on the head.

Song Xiaotian didn't hide, and let the long-haired slap slap him on the head, because he could see that the slap didn't use much force, so it didn't matter.

Now he really wants to know what these two guys want to do. He made up his mind today not to have fun with these two guys, and he has no plan to leave.

"Let's talk, how do we compensate our brothers for their mental damage?" Chang Mao said shamelessly.

"Spiritual damage fee, what kind of mental damage fee?" Song Xiaotian really admired these two guys, and even figured out the mental damage fee.

"Damn it, you're still pretending to be stupid, right?" Changmao said and was about to slap him.

"Song Xiaotian, what are you doing, can you hurry up?" At this moment, Ye Zi stuck his head out of the window and yelled angrily.She was a little puzzled that it took so long to teach these two boys a lesson.

"Hey...someone told me to go back quickly!" Song Xiaotian smiled and broke away from Lin Zi's hand on his chest.

"Oh... boy, you still want to go..."

"Boom..." Lin Zi hadn't finished speaking when he saw Song Xiaotian swing his fist, and he lay down straight facing the back.

"Shua..." Changmao reacted quite quickly when he saw this, he took out a jumping knife about a foot long from his pocket and stabbed at Song Xiaotian.

This kid is really ruthless, he really dared to stab him, if ordinary people met him, he would really die with this knife.

Song Xiaotian thought in this way, and grabbed Chang Mao's wrist holding the knife, and twisted it, only to hear a "click" sound, and the wrist broke immediately.

"Ah..." Changmao let out a scream, and immediately fell to the ground and rolled in pain.

In this way, the so-called Longshan Shuangxiong was solved in less than two seconds.

Song Xiaotian walked slowly in front of Lin Zi, and stepped on his head: "You're still pretending to be dead!"

"Boom..."

Hearing a bang, Lin Zi screamed, "Oh..."

"Longshan twin worms, right?" Song Xiaotian stomped down hard again.

"No, it's the two heroes of Longshan..." Lin Zi still insisted.

"Grass mud horse, you are still two heroes, I will call you two heroes, I will call you two heroes, let's see if you are still a hero..."

Song Xiaotian muttered, he had already stepped on more than a dozen feet in a row.

"Longshan twin worms, Longshan twin worms..." Lin Zi was trampled until his nose and tears flowed down his lips, and he finally understood why he was trampled so hard.

"What about you, are you two worms or two males?" Now it's Long Mao's turn.

"It's double worms, double worms..." Changmao, who was rolling on the ground in pain, replied hastily.He will never follow in the footsteps of that idiot Lin Zi.

……

"Hey……"

Everyone in the car shook their heads when they heard the screams coming from behind the car.

Ye Zi couldn't help laughing.

After a while, everyone was stunned when they saw Song Xiaotian came back intact, but when they saw Chang Mao and Lin Zi came back with a bruised nose and swollen face, their eyeballs fell out one by one.

At this time, everyone was thinking very unanimously, after walking too much at night, they finally encountered a ghost, right?

The people in the car saw Chang Mao and Lin Zi's miserable appearance, but none of them showed sympathy, which shows how cruel these two people were before.

After a violent meal, the two of them finally sat down honestly without even daring to talk, and they didn't dare to smoke anymore. No one was crying in the car, and the car was much more comfortable.

After driving for more than two hours, the car finally arrived at the Longling County Bus Station.

"Huh..." Ye Zi let out a sigh of relief as soon as he got off the car: "It's finally here!"

"Let's go, go out and buy a bottle of water and have a drink. I just talked to those two boys, and my mouth was dry!" Song Xiaotian urged, carrying a large bag of colorful tape.

"Don't buy water yet, maybe you have to chat with them for a while?" Ye Zi pointed behind Song Xiaotian and said calmly.

Song Xiaotian turned around and saw Changmao and Linzi talking to someone in front of a Mercedes.

There were [-] or [-] people standing on the side of the road around the Mercedes-Benz, Changmao and the others looked at him while talking, and the fool could see what was going on: "No way, this kid is so cheap?"

"Let's go, if I don't beat him until he becomes incontinent today, I won't leave here!" Song Xiaotian said and walked forward.

"Grass mud horse, I'm going to abolish you today!" Chang Mao stopped Song Xiaotian and Ye Zi at the gate of the bus station.

The 30 to [-] people behind him also surrounded Song Xiaotian and Ye Zi all at once.

At this time, a young man in a suit and with a big flipped hair came out from behind the crowd. When he saw Ye Zi for the first time, a bright smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

At the same time, Song Xiaotian found that Ye Zi beside him was also slightly taken aback when he saw the man.

As soon as Chang Mao saw the young man with a big head turned, he immediately went up to meet him, and said respectfully: "Brother Qian, it's this kid and this stinky bitch..."

"Pa..." Before Chang Mao could finish his sentence, the man slapped him hard on the face, causing stars to appear in front of his eyes.

"Brother Qian, what, what does this mean?" Chang Mao panicked.

"Grass mud horse, do you know who she is?" The man in the suit gave Changmao a hard look, and then he said to Ye Zi with a smile on his face: "Ye Zi, you are finally here, I have been waiting for you It's been an hour!"

"Ah?" The long hair on the side was dizzy, and Lin Zi was also dizzy.

They never dreamed that calling their boss over was originally to vent their anger on themselves, but the anger turned out to be on their own heads.

"Why are you still standing there? Why don't you all get out of here?" The man yelled at Changmao and the bastards surrounding him.

A group of people didn't dare to fart, and they all left obediently.

"Liu Qian, let me ask you, can you change your hairstyle? Don't you think your hairstyle has been outdated for a long time?" Seeing that everyone had left, Ye Zi rolled his eyes at Liu Qian.

"Hey... This is designed for me by the most famous barber in Donghai City. He said that my identity and my hair shape are the most suitable for this hairstyle. Other hairstyles can't reflect my temperament!" Liu Qian said. With an extremely narcissistic expression, Song Xiaotian and Ye Zi retched while watching.

"vomit……"

"vomit……"

"Hey... who are you, you stand here so stupidly, you deserve a beating?" Ye Zi retched, but it was fine, but Song Xiaotian was also retching there, how could Liu Qian let him go.

"This land belongs to your family. You bought it. I can do whatever I want. You bite me?" Song Xiaotian rolled his eyes. If it wasn't for Ye Zi's face, he would have greeted him directly with the dried vegetables in his hand. It's these dudes who are used to it.

But it's no wonder, Song Xiaotian's suit has been tossed so thickly with dust, and he looks dark, plus now he is carrying a lot of colorful plastic bags in his hand, he looks like a country bumpkin.

"You are the first one who dares to talk to me like that in Longling!" Liu Qian smiled slightly, with a cold chill in his eyes.

But what made him feel sad was that he was directly ignored by Song Xiaotian, because Song Xiaotian didn't even look at him.

"Liu Qian, he is my friend!" Ye Zi said coldly.

"When did you have such a friend, you, look at you..." Liu Qian looked at Ye Zi carefully and shook his head.

Because the camouflage uniform on Ye Zi's body is also dirty, and the military rank on her shoulders is now in her pocket, she looks like a village girl who is a little cleaner than Song Xiaotian.

"Come on, hurry up, I'll buy you a set of clothes first, my dad has been in a bad mood for the past two days, if he sees you like this, I think you'll lose your job!" Liu Qian urged.

After finishing speaking, he walked towards a Mercedes-Benz 600 parked on the side of the road ahead.

"Let's go!" Ye Zi pulled Song Xiaotian.

"Go by yourself, I'll take a taxi back to Donghai by myself!" Song Xiaotian said, and handed over a large package of dried vegetables in his hand: "This is given to us by the godmother, you take it all, I am a homeless People, there is no place to eat with these!"

Song Xiaotian stuffed a large bag of dried vegetables onto Ye Zi's body, then turned and left.

"Hey...don't go!" Ye Zi stomped her feet, her mouth raised high.

Song Xiaotian went straight to a public phone, picked up the phone and dialed a few numbers, and soon Master Feng's tired voice came from the other end of the phone: "Who is that?"

"Master Feng, it's me!" Song Xiaotian said in a deep voice.

"Ah, you, are you Mr. Song?" An exclamation came from the other end of the phone: "Mr. Song, are you okay?"

"What do you think? Did you see a ghost?" Song Xiaotian asked back.

"It's not convenient to talk on the phone. Where are you now? I'll pick you up!" Master Feng was really happy.

Last night, as soon as the TV news reported that the terrorist who attacked the Eastern Star was arrested, he began to worry. He kept worrying about it all night and didn't sleep. Now when he heard Song Xiaotian's voice, it was as if he heard the sound of nature. It was absolutely beautiful. It's a mess, it's a mess.