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Chapter 039 Special Functions

Chapter 039 Special Functions ([-])

"Hey... what can I do?" Song Xiaotian said with a flat smile, "I won, when will I get 2000 million?"

"I'll give you 2000 million, and now I just want to know how you did it!" Feng Er still had a look of astonishment on his face.

He never imagined that Song Xiaotian would turn around and knock out the two bullets when he fired both bullets at once.

What kind of concept is this? He really can't imagine that someone can shoot bullets with a gun, but he absolutely doesn't believe that Song Xiaotian did it unintentionally. Lottery is a million times more difficult, tens of millions of times.

One must know that compared with ordinary bullets, his double bullets not only doubled the lethality, but also doubled the deterrence.

In the face of masters, two gunshots are more frightening than one gunshot, because there are many masters who can roughly calculate the trajectory of your bullet based on the angle at which you aim the gun with one gunshot, or at least estimate it. The general direction of the bullet was given, but no one dared to guess the trajectory of the two gunshots, and there were too many unstable factors in the middle.

Even if Song Xiaotian could guess the trajectory of the bullet, how could he turn around and shoot his two bullets with one shot?

The more Feng Er thought about it, the more frightened he became, and the more he thought about it, the more afraid he became. He even thought: Is he a human or a ghost?

"Hehe...you don't believe me when I tell you some things, so why don't you just say it?" Song Xiaotian glanced at Feng Er who was terrified and smiled slightly: "It's getting late, let's go back?"

After Song Xiaotian finished speaking, he turned and walked towards Wu Qiang, who was not far away and hadn't recovered from his senses: "What are you still doing in a daze, let's go!"

"Hey...brother, don't go, tell me, I believe everything!" Feng Er who came back to his senses hastily chased after him.

For a professional gun master like him, there is really nothing that makes him more interested, curious, and even admired than the one that Song Xiaotian showed him just now.

How awesome would it be if he could learn that he could shoot down the bullets that were shot at him with one hand and one shot?This was the only thought in Feng Er's mind at this time.

"Brother, tell me, tell me!" Feng Er, who was chasing up to Song Xiaotian, pulled Song Xiaotian's clothes like a child, and acted coquettishly.

"Hey..." Song Xiaotian shook his head, feeling chills: "I've already told you, but you may not believe me even if I tell you something!"

"Tell me, I believe it! As long as what you say is true and you don't fool me, no matter what you say, I will believe it!" Feng Er said seriously.

"Have you seen Stephen Chow's 'Gambler'?" Song Xiaotian asked him suddenly.

"No, I haven't seen it!" Feng Er was confused.

He has been a mercenary for eight years and rarely stays in the country. Besides, he doesn't like watching movies. How does he know about Zhou Xingchi?

"I've seen it!" Wu Qiang on the side took it and replied: "Hey... Brother Tian, ​​you don't mean to say that you also have supernatural powers?"

"I know what he knows!" Song Xiaotian said while walking.

"Ha ha……"

As soon as Song Xiaotian's words came out, Wu Qiang covered his stomach and laughed.

"..." Song Xiaotian stopped in his tracks and gave Wu Qiang a cold look: "You have a mobile phone on your body now, two thousand five hundred and seventy four yuan and fifty cents, two of which are coins, and two condoms. am I right?"

Song Xiaotian left after speaking, leaving Wu Qiang with a look of astonishment on the spot.

"What are you doing? Why are you in a daze?" Feng Er, who had thought about who Zhou Xingchi was for a long time, finally came back to his senses.

"Second, second brother, do me a favor!" Wu Qiang handed Feng Er his mobile phone with a dull expression.

"What are you doing?" Feng Er was at a loss.

"Help me take a photo with my mobile phone, take a picture, I want to count, count the money!" Wu Qiang's eyes widened, as if a ghost was on his body, his whole body trembled when he spoke, and his voice trembled.

"You're out of your mind, you're in this wilderness at midnight, what are you counting, you fucking have too much money to count, so you have to count it here?" Feng Er scolded angrily.

But Feng Er said that, and turned on his mobile phone, because he saw that Wu Qiang had already started counting with a wad of money.

"Seven hundred, eight hundred..." Wu Qiang swished and counted.

After more than ten seconds, I finally finished counting.

"I've finished counting, how much is there?" Seeing Wu Qiang finished counting the money, Feng Er asked angrily.

"Two thousand five hundred and seventy two yuan and five!" Wu Qiang seemed to be talking to himself: "No, why is there still two yuan short, oh... By the way, he said that there are two more coins!"

Wu Qiang stood up in a panic, fumbled around for a while, and finally found two coins in his pants pocket.

"Are you counting correctly now?" Feng Er was already itching his teeth with hatred.

"That's right, it's exactly 570 yuan and [-] cents, hehe..." Wu Qiang said with a smirk.

"You..." Feng Er, who didn't know why, couldn't bear it anymore, and finally the small universe broke out. He slapped Wu Qiang hard on the head and yelled: "Damn you, are you playing with me? For 2000 yuan, you counted it for a long time and forget it, but if you owe two steel coins, it’s not right to count, and you want me to wait for you to find it for a long time?"

"Brother, do you know what Brother Tian said to me just now?" Wu Qiang's tone suddenly became very calm.

"What did he say?" Feng Er felt that something was really wrong with Wu Qiang.

"He said to me without even looking at it, 'You have a mobile phone on you right now, 570 yuan and [-] cents, two of which are coins, and two condoms." When Wu Qiang repeated this sentence , his expression became a little excited again.

"What about after that?" Feng Er became interested.

"After that, I will start counting the money!" Wu Qiang replied.

"He didn't know how much money you had before?" Feng Er's expression began to change.

"I don't know, how would he know how much money I have?"

"You mean he doesn't know how much money you have, and then reported the exact amount of all the money you have?" Feng Er's expression began to change.

"That's right, it's accurate. You saw it too. He even reported to me the two steel coins in my trouser pocket. I don't even know about this!"

"What about your phone?"

"The phone is in your hand!"

"And where's your condom?"

"The condom is in my wallet!" Wu Qiang said and actually took out two condoms from the middle of the wallet.

"It seems that they are all right?" Feng Er smiled slightly.

"It's all right!" Wu Qiang nodded.

"You fucking think I'm a fool?" Feng Er suddenly yelled at the top of his voice, causing Wu Qiang to jump far away in fright.

"Second brother, I really didn't lie to you!" Wu Qiang said in extreme depression, turned his head and ran away, because he saw Feng Er had raised his casserole-sized fist and rushed towards him.

"Don't think that I can fool me just because I haven't watched 'The Saint of Gamblers'!" Feng Er called after Wu Qiang.

From his point of view, everything just now was clearly caused by Song Xiaotian and Wu Qiang's partnership to fool him.

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