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Chapter 017 I'm here to rob a bank!
"I can't see you!" Uncle Wu began to feel that the criminal suspect accepted today must have escaped from the Seventh People's Hospital of Dongjiang City, right?It is said that the Seventh People's Hospital has made great progress in the treatment of neuropathy. How come there is another one who is not cured today?
If he didn't run away from the mental hospital, how could he not know that the police of the police station and the criminal police of the serious crime team are two completely different concepts?
"Then how can I go to the Serious Crime Squad?" Ye Chen hesitated, and decided to ask without shame.
"The Serious Crime Squad is, of course, the place that handles more serious cases. Like the two of us, they are ordinary police officers from the police station—don't worry, when you arrive at the police station, make a simple record and I'll let you go. That Wang Baquan is not What a good person, we won't make it difficult for you." Uncle Wu was afraid that Ye Chen would be treated unfairly at the police station, so he quickly explained.
"Yes, this Wang Baquan should have been arrested a long time ago!" Xiao Pan didn't have any good feelings for Wang Baquan, and hurriedly responded. Just now he was worried that Uncle Wu would fall to Wang Baquan's side. Now it seems that this kind of thinking It's all superfluous, Uncle Wu has no intention of embarrassing Ye Chen at all.
"How can this be done?" What the two policemen didn't expect was that Ye Chen didn't appreciate it: "It was really me who beat the person, and I beat nine people in total! This is not a serious case? Hurry up and report the serious crime." The crime team, let them catch me."
"Ordinary fights are not dealt with by the Serious Crime Squad. Anyway, no one is dead." Uncle Wu explained in detail.
"Then I'll go back and kill Wang Baquan." Ye Chen decided to aggravate his crime, so that he could enter the serious crime team and meet his dear police sister and wife whom he had always dreamed of.
"That's not allowed!" Uncle Wu was taken aback. "You killed someone on purpose. You will be sentenced."
"Don't let people know, don't be seen, that's fine." Ye Chen didn't care, anyway, he didn't need to do it directly, Ye Chen also had dozens of ways to make Wang Baquan die.
"If you don't get seen, who will arrest you? If no one arrests you, you still can't go to the Serious Crime Squad to see Team Leader Han Bingbing." Uncle Wu finally understood that normal thinking can no longer explain Ye Chen's way of thinking. , So I changed the way of saying it, and finally finally moved Ye Chen, making him temporarily give up his plan to kill Wang Baquan.
Ye Chen thought for a while, "Apart from murder, what else is serious crime?"
At this time, Xiao Pan was driving past a medium-sized bank, so he pointed to the bank letter on the bank plaque and said: "Aside from killing people, robbing a bank should be considered a serious crime, and assaulting the police, for example, should also be considered a crime." serious case."
"Assaulting the police? Although you two policemen have no skills, you are not bad. I'm not going to beat you—it seems that the only way to do it is to rob the bank." Ye Chen said lazily, glanced at the medium-sized bank, and shook his head. With a whoosh, the car window flew out from the middle of the police car's window.
The police car drove more than ten meters away, and the two policemen in the car recovered from Ye Chen's displeasure at saying that they had no skills, and after another look, Ye Chen had disappeared.
"Hurry up and reverse the car! Go to the bank!" Uncle Wu glared at Xiao Pan displeased. , is it different?"
"I didn't know he was so crazy!" Xiao Pan muttered a few words, and parked the police car at the gate of the bank. The two hurried out of the police car, only to find that the wide glass door of the bank was firmly closed. After a lot of effort, it couldn't be opened from the outside.
With a bang, the anti-theft door inside was also closed tightly.
"You can't close the door, what are you going to do?" A security guard with a swing stick was puffing in the smoking area. Seeing a man with an abnormal expression coming, he quickly stubbed out the cigarette butt, and hurried over.
At this time, it was almost closing time, and there were not many people in the bank.
In addition to the four or five staff members inside, there are three or four people scattered outside who are going through various procedures.
One of them, a tattered old man, desperately hugged a rag in his arms.
"Can't you see that I'm going to rob. Don't move, take out the money." Ye Chen said lazily.
"Chi..." The security guard was full of disdain. Ye Chen looked like a pale young man just recovering from a serious illness. Weapons, the security guard felt that his chance to make meritorious service had come.
Everyone in the bank was stunned, staring blankly at Ye Chen and the security guard.
"You must be thinking, I'm not your opponent, right?" Ye Chen giggled: "Actually, I don't need to do anything at all."
Before Ye Chen finished speaking, the security guard who rushed over suddenly felt his knees go limp, and he fell to his knees on the ground with a plop.
"Look, I already said that I don't need to do it... Rob! Hand over all the valuables." Ye Chen looked around the crowd, and said with a smile still: "Do you have a camera here? You must not turn it off!"
"..."
If he didn't run away from the mental hospital, how could he not know that the police of the police station and the criminal police of the serious crime team are two completely different concepts?
"Then how can I go to the Serious Crime Squad?" Ye Chen hesitated, and decided to ask without shame.
"The Serious Crime Squad is, of course, the place that handles more serious cases. Like the two of us, they are ordinary police officers from the police station—don't worry, when you arrive at the police station, make a simple record and I'll let you go. That Wang Baquan is not What a good person, we won't make it difficult for you." Uncle Wu was afraid that Ye Chen would be treated unfairly at the police station, so he quickly explained.
"Yes, this Wang Baquan should have been arrested a long time ago!" Xiao Pan didn't have any good feelings for Wang Baquan, and hurriedly responded. Just now he was worried that Uncle Wu would fall to Wang Baquan's side. Now it seems that this kind of thinking It's all superfluous, Uncle Wu has no intention of embarrassing Ye Chen at all.
"How can this be done?" What the two policemen didn't expect was that Ye Chen didn't appreciate it: "It was really me who beat the person, and I beat nine people in total! This is not a serious case? Hurry up and report the serious crime." The crime team, let them catch me."
"Ordinary fights are not dealt with by the Serious Crime Squad. Anyway, no one is dead." Uncle Wu explained in detail.
"Then I'll go back and kill Wang Baquan." Ye Chen decided to aggravate his crime, so that he could enter the serious crime team and meet his dear police sister and wife whom he had always dreamed of.
"That's not allowed!" Uncle Wu was taken aback. "You killed someone on purpose. You will be sentenced."
"Don't let people know, don't be seen, that's fine." Ye Chen didn't care, anyway, he didn't need to do it directly, Ye Chen also had dozens of ways to make Wang Baquan die.
"If you don't get seen, who will arrest you? If no one arrests you, you still can't go to the Serious Crime Squad to see Team Leader Han Bingbing." Uncle Wu finally understood that normal thinking can no longer explain Ye Chen's way of thinking. , So I changed the way of saying it, and finally finally moved Ye Chen, making him temporarily give up his plan to kill Wang Baquan.
Ye Chen thought for a while, "Apart from murder, what else is serious crime?"
At this time, Xiao Pan was driving past a medium-sized bank, so he pointed to the bank letter on the bank plaque and said: "Aside from killing people, robbing a bank should be considered a serious crime, and assaulting the police, for example, should also be considered a crime." serious case."
"Assaulting the police? Although you two policemen have no skills, you are not bad. I'm not going to beat you—it seems that the only way to do it is to rob the bank." Ye Chen said lazily, glanced at the medium-sized bank, and shook his head. With a whoosh, the car window flew out from the middle of the police car's window.
The police car drove more than ten meters away, and the two policemen in the car recovered from Ye Chen's displeasure at saying that they had no skills, and after another look, Ye Chen had disappeared.
"Hurry up and reverse the car! Go to the bank!" Uncle Wu glared at Xiao Pan displeased. , is it different?"
"I didn't know he was so crazy!" Xiao Pan muttered a few words, and parked the police car at the gate of the bank. The two hurried out of the police car, only to find that the wide glass door of the bank was firmly closed. After a lot of effort, it couldn't be opened from the outside.
With a bang, the anti-theft door inside was also closed tightly.
"You can't close the door, what are you going to do?" A security guard with a swing stick was puffing in the smoking area. Seeing a man with an abnormal expression coming, he quickly stubbed out the cigarette butt, and hurried over.
At this time, it was almost closing time, and there were not many people in the bank.
In addition to the four or five staff members inside, there are three or four people scattered outside who are going through various procedures.
One of them, a tattered old man, desperately hugged a rag in his arms.
"Can't you see that I'm going to rob. Don't move, take out the money." Ye Chen said lazily.
"Chi..." The security guard was full of disdain. Ye Chen looked like a pale young man just recovering from a serious illness. Weapons, the security guard felt that his chance to make meritorious service had come.
Everyone in the bank was stunned, staring blankly at Ye Chen and the security guard.
"You must be thinking, I'm not your opponent, right?" Ye Chen giggled: "Actually, I don't need to do anything at all."
Before Ye Chen finished speaking, the security guard who rushed over suddenly felt his knees go limp, and he fell to his knees on the ground with a plop.
"Look, I already said that I don't need to do it... Rob! Hand over all the valuables." Ye Chen looked around the crowd, and said with a smile still: "Do you have a camera here? You must not turn it off!"
"..."
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