my beauty
Chapter 044 Shameless!
"It stands to reason that I will turn anyone who offends my wife into eunuchs for free. But Yingluo is just my reserve wife, so..." Ye Chen stopped, without even glancing at the policeman. Said selfishly.
"Your Excellency has a lot, let us go." A little gangster who hadn't had time to run away said with a smile on his face.Even his own boss was kicked by this kid. Instead of becoming a eunuch in the hands of this kid, he might as well go back to drink tea with the police.
"Idiot! How can an idiot like you guess what I think? In that case, wouldn't I also become an idiot? —— I have decided that I will have to charge you to turn you into eunuchs. I decided to cherish my It's a hard-won job, I'll try to give you a pleasant surprise." Ye Chen looked at the gangsters seriously.
"You're so arrogant!" the punks were about to cry.Okay, if you mess with his wife, you can become a eunuch for free, if you mess with his reserve wife, you can become a eunuch for a fee—it’s better to mess with his wife!A little gangster rolled his eyes, took out the IOU that Guo Xiaosi owed 10 yuan from his arms, and handed it to Ye Chen: "We don't want this money anymore, I just ask you to let us go. It really has nothing to do with the few of us, we are just fooling around."
The rest of the punks also nodded quickly.
"That won't work." Ye Chen said no, but he took the IOU to look at it, and stuffed it into his arms: "If you don't do things after collecting money, people will say that I have no professional ethics. I am such a great handsome guy, Of course he did."
Ye Chen snapped his fingers while talking.
I didn't see Ye Chen make any other movements at all. The crotch felt tight almost at the same time, and a heart-piercing pain spread to the brain, and the punks screamed. Twice, I squatted on the ground and couldn't get up again.
"Don't move! If you move again, I will shoot!" the policeman shouted.
"Don't shoot, he's my friend." Nanmu hurried in, with the net bag on his waist, and the [-]% new basketball in the net bag.It turned out that she called the police just now.Seeing Nanmu, the policeman asked, "Young man, are you the one who called the police? These are the people you said kidnapped your father, right?"
Nanmu's white undershirt also turned earthy gray, and his expression was a bit embarrassed, "No..."
"What? You actually said no? Young man, you can see clearly that you will be legally responsible for reporting false alarms." The policeman raised his gun and said unhappily.
"I said I'm not a young man! With which eye do you see that I am a young man?" Nan Mu was determined when he saw that Nan Cong, Su Yingluo and Ye Chen were not injured.But the policeman actually said that Nanmu was a young man, and he touched the tiger's buttocks, and Nanmu really lost his temper immediately.
"This policeman is a bat. There is something wrong with his eyes." Ye Chen looked at the little eunuchs lying on the ground, and said with a smile: "I obviously didn't move, but he just told me not to move, you are obviously a man— —Ah no, you are obviously a woman, but he insisted that you are a young man."
After deciding, Ye Chen suddenly asked: "Nanmu, are you really sure you are a woman?"
"Ahh...I'm going to kill you!" Nanmu was so angry that Su Yingluo, who was relieved, hugged her at the waist and comforted him: "Ye Chen is just playing with you."
"Don't move! Do you think I'm joking?" Seeing the chaos, the police officer hurriedly sternly stopped.
"Is this Police Officer Ma here?" The man in glasses who was lying on the ground humming suddenly regained his energy when he heard the police's yelling and cursing: "I'm Sun Xiaoxi."
"Xige? Are you really Xige?" The policeman immediately changed his face and turned on the walkie-talkie: "Corps, I am 9527. There was a serious fight in the shanty town of Gaotupo. Support is needed! Support is needed! Please send The ambulance is coming."
Sun Xiaoxi, the man with glasses on the ground, said: "Officer Ma, thank you! These people are my younger brothers, let's help out together."
"Xi Ge's business is my business!" Police Officer Ma patted his chest and assured the ticket: "This matter is on my shoulders! Hey, you guys, come with me to the police station!"
"You, you, and you! Now I suspect that you are gathering people to fight and wounding people with weapons!" Officer Ma pointed at Ye Chen and the others.
"You said you belonged to a bat, and you really belonged to a bat! Which eye of yours saw that I was armed and wounded? - Do you still use weapons to deal with these idiots?" Ye Chen was a little dissatisfied. You underestimated your combat power too much.Su Yingluo leaned over and whispered, "This policeman is with them!"
"I don't think he looks like a good person." Nanmu also nodded and said.
"The police and gangsters colluded, is there any law in this world!" Nan Cong was heartbroken and shook his head vigorously.
"Wang Fa?" Officer Ma laughed twice, "Xi Ge, do you think it's funny or not, this little bastard is still telling us about Wang Fa! Hahaha, I laughed so hard. Wang Fa is what I use when I'm in charge of you." Yes, it has something to do with you?!"
Sun Xiaoxi said: "Wang's law is useful, where can we get mixed up in this line of business? What do you think, Officer Ma?"
Officer Ma smiled and said: "That's right! These bastards are just spoiled! With rice in their hands and pork in their mouths, they have to scold your mother in the end. This is how ordinary people behave! You can't give face, give face shameless!"
The two looked at each other and laughed, feeling like they regarded each other as confidants.
Suddenly, the laughter stopped abruptly, and with a bang, a big mouth slapped Police Officer Wang's face, and then Ye Chen's lazy voice came: "Since you are shameless, I will practice my hands by the way. It has been a long time since I hit the policeman." My face is bruised, and my hands are a little raw—kiss little Yingluo, do you want to try it? It feels good."
Su Yingluo flinched, but Nan Murong jumped out, and slapped the other half of Officer Wang's face with a big slap, louder than Ye Chen's slap.
"It's really cool." Nan Murong was so happy that she bowed her bow left and right, and there was a series of crackling noises. In less than 5 minutes, Police Officer Wang's face was swollen like a pig's head.Poor police officer Wang wanted to hide but found that he couldn't move. He wanted to speak, but he couldn't make any sound when he opened his mouth. He could only stand there and let this kid beat him—ah, it's not a kid, it's a girl, but this girl is too thick Are you brave?
"Rong'er, that's enough, he's a policeman." Nan Cong was used to being honest, fearing that his daughter would cause more trouble, he quickly stood up to dissuade her.
Nan Murong hummed and slapped her again.Ye Chen rushed over, kicked Officer Wang flying, and looked down at the man with glasses on the ground: "Your name is Sun Xiaoxi? Are you the boss of the gangster in the west of the city?"
"You know my name, why don't you hurry up and apologize!" Sun Xiaoxi thought Ye Chen recognized him and was about to beg for mercy.
"You are really that idiot Sun Xiaoxi!" Ye Chen had an impression of this name, and he had only heard Jiang Zhongwen mention it not long ago. "Since you are Sun Xiaoxi, let's get rid of you by the way! If I'm not around in the future, you can attack Sister Xiao and the others."
"Who is Sister Xiao?" Sun Xiaoxi was confused, until he fainted again, he didn't figure out what point he had provoked Ye Chen, the evil god.
"Listen up, people inside. We are the Sixth Group of Serious Cases of the Dongjiang Municipal Bureau! You are already surrounded, put down your weapons and put your hands on your heads!" A voice without any emotion came in.
Ye Chen felt a little familiar with this voice.
"Your Excellency has a lot, let us go." A little gangster who hadn't had time to run away said with a smile on his face.Even his own boss was kicked by this kid. Instead of becoming a eunuch in the hands of this kid, he might as well go back to drink tea with the police.
"Idiot! How can an idiot like you guess what I think? In that case, wouldn't I also become an idiot? —— I have decided that I will have to charge you to turn you into eunuchs. I decided to cherish my It's a hard-won job, I'll try to give you a pleasant surprise." Ye Chen looked at the gangsters seriously.
"You're so arrogant!" the punks were about to cry.Okay, if you mess with his wife, you can become a eunuch for free, if you mess with his reserve wife, you can become a eunuch for a fee—it’s better to mess with his wife!A little gangster rolled his eyes, took out the IOU that Guo Xiaosi owed 10 yuan from his arms, and handed it to Ye Chen: "We don't want this money anymore, I just ask you to let us go. It really has nothing to do with the few of us, we are just fooling around."
The rest of the punks also nodded quickly.
"That won't work." Ye Chen said no, but he took the IOU to look at it, and stuffed it into his arms: "If you don't do things after collecting money, people will say that I have no professional ethics. I am such a great handsome guy, Of course he did."
Ye Chen snapped his fingers while talking.
I didn't see Ye Chen make any other movements at all. The crotch felt tight almost at the same time, and a heart-piercing pain spread to the brain, and the punks screamed. Twice, I squatted on the ground and couldn't get up again.
"Don't move! If you move again, I will shoot!" the policeman shouted.
"Don't shoot, he's my friend." Nanmu hurried in, with the net bag on his waist, and the [-]% new basketball in the net bag.It turned out that she called the police just now.Seeing Nanmu, the policeman asked, "Young man, are you the one who called the police? These are the people you said kidnapped your father, right?"
Nanmu's white undershirt also turned earthy gray, and his expression was a bit embarrassed, "No..."
"What? You actually said no? Young man, you can see clearly that you will be legally responsible for reporting false alarms." The policeman raised his gun and said unhappily.
"I said I'm not a young man! With which eye do you see that I am a young man?" Nan Mu was determined when he saw that Nan Cong, Su Yingluo and Ye Chen were not injured.But the policeman actually said that Nanmu was a young man, and he touched the tiger's buttocks, and Nanmu really lost his temper immediately.
"This policeman is a bat. There is something wrong with his eyes." Ye Chen looked at the little eunuchs lying on the ground, and said with a smile: "I obviously didn't move, but he just told me not to move, you are obviously a man— —Ah no, you are obviously a woman, but he insisted that you are a young man."
After deciding, Ye Chen suddenly asked: "Nanmu, are you really sure you are a woman?"
"Ahh...I'm going to kill you!" Nanmu was so angry that Su Yingluo, who was relieved, hugged her at the waist and comforted him: "Ye Chen is just playing with you."
"Don't move! Do you think I'm joking?" Seeing the chaos, the police officer hurriedly sternly stopped.
"Is this Police Officer Ma here?" The man in glasses who was lying on the ground humming suddenly regained his energy when he heard the police's yelling and cursing: "I'm Sun Xiaoxi."
"Xige? Are you really Xige?" The policeman immediately changed his face and turned on the walkie-talkie: "Corps, I am 9527. There was a serious fight in the shanty town of Gaotupo. Support is needed! Support is needed! Please send The ambulance is coming."
Sun Xiaoxi, the man with glasses on the ground, said: "Officer Ma, thank you! These people are my younger brothers, let's help out together."
"Xi Ge's business is my business!" Police Officer Ma patted his chest and assured the ticket: "This matter is on my shoulders! Hey, you guys, come with me to the police station!"
"You, you, and you! Now I suspect that you are gathering people to fight and wounding people with weapons!" Officer Ma pointed at Ye Chen and the others.
"You said you belonged to a bat, and you really belonged to a bat! Which eye of yours saw that I was armed and wounded? - Do you still use weapons to deal with these idiots?" Ye Chen was a little dissatisfied. You underestimated your combat power too much.Su Yingluo leaned over and whispered, "This policeman is with them!"
"I don't think he looks like a good person." Nanmu also nodded and said.
"The police and gangsters colluded, is there any law in this world!" Nan Cong was heartbroken and shook his head vigorously.
"Wang Fa?" Officer Ma laughed twice, "Xi Ge, do you think it's funny or not, this little bastard is still telling us about Wang Fa! Hahaha, I laughed so hard. Wang Fa is what I use when I'm in charge of you." Yes, it has something to do with you?!"
Sun Xiaoxi said: "Wang's law is useful, where can we get mixed up in this line of business? What do you think, Officer Ma?"
Officer Ma smiled and said: "That's right! These bastards are just spoiled! With rice in their hands and pork in their mouths, they have to scold your mother in the end. This is how ordinary people behave! You can't give face, give face shameless!"
The two looked at each other and laughed, feeling like they regarded each other as confidants.
Suddenly, the laughter stopped abruptly, and with a bang, a big mouth slapped Police Officer Wang's face, and then Ye Chen's lazy voice came: "Since you are shameless, I will practice my hands by the way. It has been a long time since I hit the policeman." My face is bruised, and my hands are a little raw—kiss little Yingluo, do you want to try it? It feels good."
Su Yingluo flinched, but Nan Murong jumped out, and slapped the other half of Officer Wang's face with a big slap, louder than Ye Chen's slap.
"It's really cool." Nan Murong was so happy that she bowed her bow left and right, and there was a series of crackling noises. In less than 5 minutes, Police Officer Wang's face was swollen like a pig's head.Poor police officer Wang wanted to hide but found that he couldn't move. He wanted to speak, but he couldn't make any sound when he opened his mouth. He could only stand there and let this kid beat him—ah, it's not a kid, it's a girl, but this girl is too thick Are you brave?
"Rong'er, that's enough, he's a policeman." Nan Cong was used to being honest, fearing that his daughter would cause more trouble, he quickly stood up to dissuade her.
Nan Murong hummed and slapped her again.Ye Chen rushed over, kicked Officer Wang flying, and looked down at the man with glasses on the ground: "Your name is Sun Xiaoxi? Are you the boss of the gangster in the west of the city?"
"You know my name, why don't you hurry up and apologize!" Sun Xiaoxi thought Ye Chen recognized him and was about to beg for mercy.
"You are really that idiot Sun Xiaoxi!" Ye Chen had an impression of this name, and he had only heard Jiang Zhongwen mention it not long ago. "Since you are Sun Xiaoxi, let's get rid of you by the way! If I'm not around in the future, you can attack Sister Xiao and the others."
"Who is Sister Xiao?" Sun Xiaoxi was confused, until he fainted again, he didn't figure out what point he had provoked Ye Chen, the evil god.
"Listen up, people inside. We are the Sixth Group of Serious Cases of the Dongjiang Municipal Bureau! You are already surrounded, put down your weapons and put your hands on your heads!" A voice without any emotion came in.
Ye Chen felt a little familiar with this voice.
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