sister-in-law don't do this

Just a few hours ago, Hu Gang accidentally learned that Zhou Tiankun, the Four Kings, was recruiting bodyguards with a high salary, so he decided to try his luck.There are dozens of other people who came with Hu Gang. These people are tall and strong, or wear suits and sunglasses, or military uniforms. In short, they feel very professional. Only Hu Gang is wearing flip-flops and wearing a Leather jacket, bare chest, a hooligan look.

The eyes of all applicants noticed the girl Zhou Tiankun pulled. She was less than 1.6 meters tall, wearing a pair of cartoon sneakers, wearing a knee-length white coat that was unbuttoned, with a light blue shirt on the inside and a shirt on the outside. A small brown tie, a stethoscope hanging around his neck, long hair falling down his shoulders, and a forehead with a red cross embroidered on his head.

Hu Gang's jaw almost fell to the ground, and his heart melted. This is Lamia from Devil's Dad, or Cardcaptor Sakura. If you want to be so cute, don't you know it's shameful to be cute.What he didn't understand was that there was nothing special about Xueyuan this week, the Zhou family was really rich this week, with an annual salary of 50 just to find a bodyguard, it was really a big deal.

The other applicants also looked blank. Could it be that the one I want to protect is a little girl?No way, such a cute little sister, she will die.

"Wow, there are so many people." The little girl broke free from Zhou Tiankun's hand and ran in front of Zhou Xuerou, her voice was as clear as a silver bell, "Sister, you are so beautiful today, your face is like a peach."

peach?Is it rosy?Zhou Xuerou couldn't help showing a smile, she rubbed the girl's hair and asked softly, "Xiaoyuan, tell me, why does my sister's face look like a peach?"

"Because my sister's face is as hairy as Tao Zi's." Zhou Xueyuan looked serious.

Hu Gang couldn't help laughing, this little girl is so funny.

"What are you laughing at? Is it that funny?" Zhou Xuerou glared at Hu Gang.

"I laugh that you must be an angel who descended to earth, but it's a pity that you hit the ground face first."

Zhou Xuerou had seen a man with a cheap mouth, but never seen such a cheap man as Hu Gang. He really answered that sentence, a dog can't spit out ivory.

Zhou Tiankun looked Hu Gang up and down, and couldn't help showing a satisfied smile, "Your dress is very special, do you know what you are here for today?"

"Of course I know. Aren't you hiring a bodyguard? I'm here to apply for the job. The annual salary is 50. I'm very confident."

"Young people have a unique personality. You are either a capable person who is absolutely confident in yourself and doesn't care about what you wear, or you are stupid. Are you the former or the latter?"

Hu Gang chuckled, "Of course I am the former, a first-class scholarship recipient from Harvard University."

"What? A first-class scholarship recipient from Harvard University? You?" Zhou Xuerou couldn't believe her ears. "It's not that I'm breaking your cold water. Look at his outfit, especially his conversation. How is he different from a gangster in the street? I think he is a top student in the Hooligan Department of the University of California." Zhou Xuerou made no secret of her disgust.

"Don't underestimate people, I have won No.1 in the grass-cutting competition three times, I have won the first-class personal and family merit twice, and my friends have praised me more than 200 times. .”

Zhou Xuerou was taken aback, "Is this very important?"

"Actually, I graduated from a well-known and unknown middle school. I have learned Sanda since I was a child. I can sing, dance, laugh, play and sing, and everything else is indispensable."

"There is no reason for saying so much daring, but he is just a little bastard."

Hu Gang shrugged, "I don't object to your understanding. Are you recruiting bodyguards, not a beauty pageant? Are you in charge or who is in charge?"

"Even so, it's useless to say anything if you can't pass the little girl." Zhou Xuerou turned around and said to Zhou Xueyuan with a smile, "Among these people, which one do you think is better?" Zhou Xuerou deliberately pulled Zhou Xueyuan to several other people before.

Zhou Xueyuan pouted and looked everyone up and down, everyone immediately stood up straight and became serious.She walked up to the first one, who was wearing a tight-fitting T-shirt that showed muscles, tall and burly, with dark skin, and he looked like a person who exercised regularly.

"Hey, do you know Chimu?" Zhou Xueyuan asked with her big eyes blinking.

The man was stunned, with a big embarrassment written on his face, who is Akagi?People or things?

"Excuse me, Second Miss, who is Akagi?" The man couldn't figure it out and had to ask back.

"Hmph, I think you look like a gorilla, and you don't even know Akagi, so you must not know how to play basketball?" Zhou Xueyuan put her hands on her hips and looked angry, her arrogant look was too cute.

"Would you like to play football?"

Zhou Xueyuan rolled his eyes at him and asked loudly, "How many times has Daxiong been beaten by the fat tiger? How many years has Tom not eaten a mouse? Who is Pleasant Goat's father?"

Everyone was stunned, their jaws almost fell to the ground, this... this... is this a bodyguard assessment?What's happening here? "

A few people, you look at me, I look at you, you are completely dumbfounded, no wonder no one can apply for the job, this... this is too difficult.

A young man coughed, "Second Miss, look at me, how strong I am, I can defeat many bad guys by myself."

"Really? Do you know Chakra? Is someone as powerful as Zhuli?"

The young man suddenly felt that he was so naive, his knowledge was too narrow, and he was completely defeated.

Zhou Xueyuan didn't intend to let them go just like that, she then asked, "Do you know invisibility? Can you fly? Can you save the world? Are you as powerful as Iron Man, Spiderman, and Batman?"

Everyone was stunned, dizzy, a group of big men were overwhelmed by a little girl, unable to answer a single question.

Zhou Xueyuan pouted and walked to Zhou Xuerou's side, and said coquettishly: "Sister, these people are too ordinary, if aliens come to catch me, they will definitely be unable to stop them, I don't want it."

Everyone was sweating on their foreheads, thinking, miss, what you are looking for is not a bodyguard, but a man in black, or a superman. I am too immature and imbecile, my IQ is blown out, and I can't keep up with your rhythm.

Hu Gang also looked at a loss, the second lady must be 15 years old, and all the questions she asked were out of tune.Could it be that Two-dimensional poisoning is too deep?

Zhou Xuerou was secretly smug, she said in a smug tone, "Hey, did you hear the question just now? Can you answer it?"

What a fool, except for the first Hu Gang, who can't answer, who knows how many times Nobita has been beaten by the fat tiger.

Hu Gang suddenly put his right hand on his hip and shouted loudly, "Lamia, the devil king is sick, why are you still here?"

Zhou Xuerou's face darkened, and she shouted in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

However, instead of being frightened, Zhou Xueyuan showed a look of surprise in her eyes.

Huh?what's the situation?Did I get into the wrong game?Oh mom, is it Cardcaptor Sakura?Or Snow White and the Huntsman?

Hu Gang immediately put away his serious expression. He stroked his chest with his right hand, stretched out his left hand, and bent over to salute with a humble smile on his face.

"My dear princess, may I invite you to dance?"

Zhou Xuerou was also stunned, what's going on?Back to the Middle Ages?Did he time travel by himself, or is this guy out of his mind?