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Chapter 505: A Blind Cat Meets a Dead Mouse

The peddler was in his 40s, wearing a white cloth jacket and holding a paper fan. At first glance, he looked like a spiritual practitioner.

Hu Gang and Sanyo may be interested in other things, but both of them are experts in impotence. Hu Gang always has these things with him, so when he sees someone promoting them, he naturally wants to take a look.

The man went on to say: "If you eat and drink well, you will grow old if you worry too much, just like this man's problems, you must not procrastinate. This man is like a ten-year-old man. A ten-year-old man is a pussy. 20 years old A man of 30 is a spy plane, a man of 40 is a fighter, a man of 50 is a bomber, a man of 60 is a glider, a man of 70 is a walking tractor, a man of 80 is arrears downtime, and a man of [-] is a computer Got a virus, crashed."

The surrounding area is better, Hu Gang touched Sanyo, and said: "Dude, I think you also have the potential to do this, why don't we cooperate, and I will be responsible for providing the source of goods, do you want to try?"

"Get lost!" Sanyo gave Hu Gang a blank look.

Seeing that everyone was interested, the man began to flatter again.

"My buddy is a little girl. In order to prevent the little girl from eating it by mistake, my buddy gave this magic gun medicine to his wife. As a result, when cooking noodles at night, he poured the magic gun medicine into it as monosodium glutamate. You know what happened What happened? The noodles were all upright and the lid of the pot was overturned. My buddy was amused when he saw it. I'm in the hospital, do you know why? Because he got hurt by piercing the table with that thing."

Everyone was in an uproar, the man was blowing away the gunpowder, and the people around were stunned when they heard it, and some even paid for it and started to buy it.

"Brothers, bring a hundred catties of magic gun medicine!"

One hundred catties?Everyone turned their heads, Hu Gang came up, the man looked Hu Gang up and down and screamed in his heart, this guy was dressed in slacks and looked like a ruffian.

"Give me a hundred catties of your sharp gun medicine, money is not a problem." Hu Gang said, he is an expert in this field, and these things are fake at first glance.

"My friend, I really don't have so many here. If you want them, I'll give you [-]% off."

Hu Gang picked up a bottle and unscrewed it for a look. There was some white powder in it, and it wasn't that it was mixed with something that smelled weird.

"Is this sharpshooter really as powerful as you say?" Hu Gang asked.

"Of course, my family is from a family of traditional Chinese medicine, and this is the secret recipe handed down from my family." The man said very confidently.

"Oh, really? If it's from a family of traditional Chinese medicine, why would you come to the street to set up a stall?"

"Brother, you don't understand now, this is called hanging pot to help the world."

Hu Gang nodded, and asked again: "Then why is what you said true? Can this thing really work? What can you prove? Is your thing safe? Are there any side effects? Will it kill people? Do you have a business license? There are a lot of drug refills recently, are you reliable?"

The man's face turned ugly, he didn't come here to buy things, he was clearly here to smash his own signboard, if he got into trouble with such a stupefied young man, he could only get away first.

The people around me also began to suspect that there is such a good medicine in the world, so how could it be reduced to selling it on the street, just wrap it in a dog fur blanket and hang a waist knife and say that you are a Tibetan, who would believe it?

Seeing that the situation was not good, the man started to pack his things and was about to run away.

"What is this for? It was selling well just now, why didn't you sell it? Let me tell you, my brother is an expert in this field. I have tried all kinds of okra and earthworms. If you want to buy them, I will give them to you." [-]% off." Hu Gang grabbed the man.

"I won't sell it, I won't sell it, I won't sell it today." The man waved Hu Gang's hand impatiently. It was unlucky to meet such a stunned young man when he went out today.

"Come on, why don't you sell it? Could it be that what you're selling is really a fake medicine?" Hu Gang will definitely not let the man go at this moment.

The man was anxious, and stammered: "Of course my magic gun medicine is real, believe it or not!"

Hu Gang grabbed three small bottles and handed them over.

"If you eat these three bottles, if it is really effective, I will wrap up all your things. If not, then we must have something to talk about today."

Sanyo was a little impatient, and there was nothing to be bothered with this kind of peddler. Except for Hu Gang, the rest of them would definitely not be so painful.

"Let's go, what's the point?" Sanyo said impatiently.

"Don't, don't you see that I am killing harm for the people? This person is a liar at first glance. As a citizen with a sense of justice, I must stand up and expose this person's ugly face." Hu Gang grabbed the man and did not forget to yell loudly .

"Everyone, come and take a look. This person is a liar. Take a good look. Don't miss it when you pass by. We must see such a person and kill the other, so that they have nowhere to hide..." Hu Gang stood in the crowd The impassioned speech in the center was followed by booing from the people around.

The man was surrounded by hundreds of people, his face turned blue and white and was very ugly.

The mood of the crowd was quickly aroused, and the man suddenly became the target of everyone's criticism. The unspeakable national curses were flying all over the place, and some people even clamored to beat the man up.

"Everyone, everyone, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, my medicine is really fine, it's really fine, if you don't buy it, it's fine, there is no righteousness in buying and selling, there are old and young in my family, give me a note Is life okay?"

"Liar, big liar!"

Everyone didn't buy it at all, Hu Gang was very proud, he shook the small bottle in his hand and said: "Now your only way out is to take these three bottles of so-called magic gun medicine, not to mention piercing the wooden board, if your thing can I'll count you as the winner if you pierce your pants."

The man complained endlessly. The so-called magic gun medicine is a mixture of ordinary aphrodisiac and health medicine. It does have the effect of aphrodisiac, but it is absolutely impossible to pierce the wooden board, and it is just a metaphor. This guy is clearly trying to make things difficult.

"Don't be dazed, eat!"

The man squeezed out a difficult smile, and said in a low voice: "Brother, give me a way to survive. We don't mess with the river, and I didn't ask you to mess with you. Why do you want to smash my job?"

"That's embarrassing, it's my bounden duty to eradicate violence and restore justice, and I will never be soft on you liars."

At this time, several policemen came over, and Hu Gang was overjoyed when he fixed his eyes on it, and it was actually Tian Rui who took the lead.In the past, Hu Gang acted bravely for righteousness and Tian Rui thought it was Hu Gang's intention to show off, but he didn't expect the blind cat to catch up with the dead mouse today.

Of course Hu Gang couldn't miss such a good opportunity, he grabbed the man and shouted loudly.

"Comrade policeman, this man is a liar, you came too timely."

Tian Rui walked closer and was stunned.

Hu Gang thought that Tian Rui would praise him, but Tian Rui snorted coldly and invited the man and Hu Gang into the police car.

The man yelled as soon as the car door closed.

"Niece, hurry up and let me open the handcuffs."

What?Great niece?What's the situation with Nima?Hu Gang was dumbfounded.

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