Peach luck country ruffian

"You little scoundrel!" Lin Fan touched Liu Yifei's fleshy balls, not to mention how impulsive he was, but he still didn't dare to moan coquettishly, so he could only hold back forcibly.

Footsteps sounded outside the door, Lin Fan immediately retracted his hand, pretending to be okay, while Liu Yifei quickly smoothed his clothes, blushing and annoyed: "Little villain, I hate you! "

Lin Fanxie laughed and did not speak, but Xiaoyu, the proprietress, opened the door and came in at this moment. Seeing Liu Yifei's blushing face, she understood in her heart, and said in a strange way: "Hey, Feifei, the weather is not hot, what's with your face?" It’s so red, it’s probably sick, right?”

Liu Yifei was ashamed to death, gave Lin Fan a hard look, and said, "No, just now Lin Fan told a joke that made me laugh like this."

"What joke is so funny? Tell me!" Xiaoyu said with a smile while making tea.

Liu Yifei froze, she was flattering, what's the joke there?I couldn't help feeling anxious, I blame Lin Fan, the little rascal, if you don't come up with a funny joke, I won't let you go to bed tonight!

Thinking of this, she was suddenly startled, it turned out that she wanted to sleep with him so much in her heart!This is simply embarrassing!

Fortunately, her face was already red, and although Xiaoyu didn't notice the fluctuation in her heart, she just looked at Lin Fan with a smile, waiting for him to tell a joke.

Lin Fan smiled and said: "Actually, this joke is quite funny. Listen: there is a gentleman on the first floor who likes to eat cucumbers; the gentleman on the second floor admires Mr. Chen Shui-bian very much because he is this one, and everyone in the family eats cucumbers." It is painted green, and when you see something, you pick up a paint brush to paint it green; the gentleman on the third floor is so strange, he always likes to pee outside the balcony, which is also unsightly, and the take-out hygiene is not very good; on the fourth floor The gentleman on the top floor likes to play big swords and often practices them. But one day when the big sword player on the top of the building did it, the knife fell down. The man on the third floor was urinating. The most important thing The part of it was cut off... When it fell to the second floor, the person painted it green as soon as he saw it... Hahaha... The gentleman on the first floor thought it was a cucumber and picked it up... I couldn't find it again It's been...from now on, singing will be...in Beijing..."

After hearing the joke, the two girls looked at each other, blushed suddenly, and spat in unison: "You rascal!" Then giggled, wiping tears while laughing.

After a while, the two stopped laughing, Xiaoyu said: "Feifei, your little boyfriend is really humorous, and you can tell such dirty jokes, not bad! Unlike my family, they have no fun at all."

Liu Yifei gave Lin Fan a blank look, and said, "He's just a bit of a hooligan, but everything else is fine."

"Injustice, this is also called a hooligan, am I being humorous?" Lin Fan yelled injustice.

"Okay, what are you eating today? I won't bother you two if you order something good!" Xiaoyu said with a smile.

"Whatever, you can just pick the most delicious one." Liu Yifei smiled coquettishly.

"Okay, then I'll leave first! Lin Fan, you can't bully our Feifei, she's a good girl." Xiaoyu smiled coquettishly before leaving.

"Haha, do you think I'm so honest and have a good child, do I seem to be able to bully others? It's fine if she doesn't bully me, no, if she bullies me, sister Xiaoyu, you have to stand up for me!" Lin Fan laughed.

"Gege... I won't be poor with you, I'll go out and do some work first." Xiaoyu laughed and walked out.

"Xiao Fan, that joke you just said is really a hooligan!" As soon as Xiao Yu left, Liu Yifei gave Lin Fan a blank look, and said with her little hand on his chest.

"No, it's just a little bit yellowish. We are all adults. Telling a little joke once in a while is good for our physical and mental health." Lin Fanxie laughed.

"Don't quibble, you're just a little villain!" Liu Yifei patted his chest resolutely and said angrily.

"By the way, where are your classmates, why didn't you see them today?" Lin Fan asked a little strangely.

"Little villain, do you miss them?" Liu Yifei smiled coquettishly.

"Well, I've thought about it a bit." Lin Fan said half-truthfully.

"Hmph, you are really a little villain, eating from the bowl and looking at the pot!" Liu Yifei pinched him bitterly, and the pain caused him to beg for mercy again and again, so he let him go, saying: "They also I went out for an internship, and it may take a few days before I come back."

"What a coincidence, I was thinking of getting together with them when I came here this time! But it's okay, since they're not here, I just happened to be with my little one and didn't disturb us, hehe!" Lin Fanxie said with a smile, That expression is as sexy as it can be said.

"Go, go, who is your little baby, big or small!" Liu Yifei blushed and said angrily.

"If it's not a little baby, then it's a big baby, it's my baby anyway!" Lin Fan embraced her and kissed her deeply.

Liu Yifei just struggled a bit and let him go.

After a while, the dishes came out. Looking at the exquisite side dishes, Lin Fan couldn't help but praise: "It's really well done, it's almost catching up to my level."

"Lin Fan, you can also cook?" Xiaoyu asked in surprise.

"Well, Xiaofan's cooking is really good, at least not worse than yours." Speaking of this, Liu Yifei couldn't hide her pride and said.

"Wow, then Feifei, you will be lucky in the future! Unlike me, you only have the life of a cook, alas, this person is not good-looking, and his life is also suffering!" Xiaoyu sighed half-truthfully.

"I want your family to hear this. I don't know how happy it is. With a woman like you who can manage the house, he doesn't know the blessings he has cultivated in several lifetimes." Liu Yifei laughed.

"Hehe, take your time, I'm going out." Xiaoyu is a considerate girl, knowing that the two of them need a separate space at this time, and it's not good for me to stay here for too long.

It took about an hour to eat a meal, so there was no need to mention how much ambiguity there was, anyway, Liu Yifei didn't know how many times she blushed during this meal, which made her feel that she was a little used to Lin Fan's hooliganism.

After they were full, the two said goodbye to Xiaoyu, and Liu Yifei said, "Xiaofan, let me take you around and enjoy the scenery here, maybe you will fall in love with it."

"Maybe!" Lin Fan laughed.

The biggest feature of Wuzhou is the arcade here. Wuzhou arcade is the architectural style of Wuzhou in the 30s. The arcade has a strong western cultural charm, such as Roman columns, round arched windows, palace carvings, etc., all of which are typical Western architectural language. .

Wuzhou Arcade Building gathers the essence of Chinese and foreign arcade buildings, and different styles of arcade buildings from all over the world are displayed here. It is a prosperous commercial area integrating shopping, tourism, leisure, entertainment and catering; a group of old buildings with a long history Shops, old banks, and old signboards all show the style of the century-old commercial port; the neat and Lingnan-style arcade buildings stretch like spiders, and pedestrians are not exposed to the sun and rain. Hundreds of shops, or decorations Antique, or European style, tourists can enjoy the charm of China and the West; while wandering around, taste the famous soy milk crystal, Guiling jelly, three snake wine, etc., and a variety of local specialties; Mutton soup, boat porridge and other special snacks, as well as various herbal teas.

Liu Yifei held Lin Fan's arm, and explained the history of Wuzhou to him while watching along the way, admiring the humanities of Wuzhou, which made Lin Fan very satisfied. This city also belongs to him, and he will stay here in the future. Footprints, deep footprints.

However, this is just his plan. In the near future, he will enter here and create his own legend in this beautiful city.

It's not wrong for a woman to be beautiful, what's wrong is that sometimes she will cause unnecessary trouble because she is too beautiful.

Just when the two of them were a little tired from shopping and sat down to rest in a park, a group of people turned in and saw Liu Yifei, who was so beautiful and a little enchanting, their eyes lit up immediately, they looked at each other, and surrounded them with evil smiles. come over.

"Beautiful girl, what's the point of being with a child, what does he know? Come here, play with your brother, let you enjoy the bliss of the world." A yellow-haired man shouted strangely, causing a group of animals behind him to laugh.

"Get out!" Lin Fan was most impatient with this kind of person, he looked like a gangster at first glance, what was he pretending to be?

"Paralysis, what are you talking about?" Huang Mao was furious, pointing at Lin Fan and shouting.

"I hate people pointing at me the most! So, you'd better remove your finger immediately, otherwise, you will regret it later." Lin Fan said lightly.

"What did you say? Brothers, did you hear that he actually threatened me! It's really a life-and-death thing. I'm here in Wuzhou, and I've never heard anyone dare to talk to me like that, haha!" Huang Mao laughed.

"Yeah, someone dares to talk to Young Master Fang like that. This person is probably from the countryside, so he doesn't know Young Master Fang, haha!" Someone responded.

"This kid looks like a country bumpkin at first glance, and I don't know what tricks he used to date such a top-notch beauty. It's a pity!" Another person looked at Liu Yifei with Yinxie eyes, and said.

"Perhaps, it's big enough to make her feel good! Look at her, she's such a waste!" Another gangster said in a strange way.

"Slap!" As soon as the bastard finished speaking, he took a slap, and spit out a mouthful of teeth along with blood.

"If you dare to talk nonsense again, I won't let your remaining teeth fall out!" Lin Fan stood in front of him fiercely, and said to the bewildered bastard.

Fast, really fast!These gangsters didn't even see how he came here, and this incident had already happened, which made them stunned for a while.

"I'll say it again, get the hell out of me right away, or I won't mind helping you loose your bones!" Lin Fan said murderously.