Peach luck country ruffian
Chapter 012 Joke
"What are you two doing in there? Hey, Chunfang, you can actually make a fire. It's so rare!" Yu Shuning walked in before the food was ready, and she couldn't help being surprised to see Zhang Chunfang squatting on the ground to help make a fire. say.
"That's right, you don't even look at who I am, a genius girl!" Zhang Chunfang raised her head triumphantly and said with a smile.
"Yeah, genius girl! Uh, Ge Ge Ge Ge..." Yu Shuning originally followed her words, but after seeing her face, she burst into laughter.
"Why? What are you laughing at?" Zhang Chunfang asked inexplicably.
"Your face...hahahaha!" Yu Shuning laughed louder and louder, Zhang Chunfang said strangely: "What's wrong with my face? Xiaofan, look at what's on my face."
Lin Fan turned his head and saw a smile on his face, but he didn't smile, but went to the side to fetch a wet towel, walked up to her and said, "Sister Fang, don't move, your face is black. Alright, let me wipe it for you!"
Zhang Chunfang was stunned for a moment. Seeing a mirror outside the door, she hurried over to take a look, and then screamed: "My god, it's so dark!"
Lin Fan shook his head and smiled, walked to her side, supported her head naturally, then helped her wipe off the black dust on her face, and said: "This is very normal, usually people who are cooking for the first time, will be like you."
"Gege, Chunfang, look how gentle and sensible Xiaofan is. If he is an adult, I think you might as well be his girlfriend!" Yu Shuning laughed.
"Fuck you, Xiaofan has good intentions, so you just think in the wrong direction!" Zhang Chunfang spat, and her face turned a little red.
"Look, you must be guilty, otherwise why would you blush!" Seeing this, Yu Shuning laughed even more.
"Sister Shuning, do you want me to wipe your sweat for you? I see sweat on your head, come here, I'll wipe it for you!" Lin Fan said with a smile.
Now, it was Zhang Chunfang's turn to laugh, she pushed Yu Shuning and said, "Come on, let Xiaofan wipe your sweat for you!"
Yu Shuning asked her to push her, and she was in front of Lin Fan in no time, and Lin Fan also played tricks, and really wiped her up with a towel, but he used the clean side, otherwise, she would be miserable.
"Now, you can also be Xiaofan's girlfriend, he is so gentle to you!" Zhang Chunfang finally avenged her revenge and smiled.
"Okay, no kidding, I'd better make the meal first, otherwise everyone will be hungry in a while!" Lin Fan accepted it as soon as it was ready, and began to concentrate on cooking again.
Zhang Chunfang still stayed to help him watch the fire. After gaining experience, she was also very interested in cooking with firewood. While watching the fire, she chatted with Lin Fan. What surprised her was that Lin Fan didn't look like a villager at all. Boy, you know a lot.
Amidst the laughter and wind of the two, a meal was ready.
"Come, come, everyone, sit down, dinner is ready!" Lin Fan brought out the dishes, and the girls also came over to help carry the dishes, looking very diligent.
"Teacher Lan, I don't have anything to do tonight, why don't you all have a little wine?" Seeing a table of good dishes, Chen Zhihui became interested and said.
Lan Tian hesitated for a moment, thinking that there is no danger here anyway, even if he drank too much, he nodded and said, "Okay, but don't drink too much, so you don't make a fool of yourself!"
"Xiaofan, we two brothers are going to buy a bar. I remember that Uncle San opened a shop there. There should be frozen beer, right?" Chen Zhihui said.
"Yes, then let's go!" Lin Fan stood up and said.
Seeing the two brothers walking away, the girls started talking. First, Zhang Chunfang smiled and said, "Don't think that Xiaofan is just a country boy. He understands a lot. I just talked with him for a long time. It turns out that he knows more than the kids in the city, he knows everything about major international events, national policies, and current hot spots!"
"Hehe, I heard from Zhihui that Xiaofan was picked up by his father, and his background is very poor. But now that he is living so happily and is so sensible, it seems that his background doesn't have much influence on him. "Liu Yifei said with a little pity.
"Why, he's still an orphan, how pitiful!" The girls were filled with sympathy, especially Lan Tian, who had a child, and felt deeply about what happened to Lin Fan.
"But Xiaofan is really strong. Look at him living here alone, and he can still treat himself so well! Moreover, you see how well-educated and reasonable he is, he is not like an ordinary child at all." Liu Yifei said with a little admiration.
"Yeah, I also think Xiaofan is really great! Seriously, if he was a few years older, I would really choose him as my boyfriend!" Zhang Chunfang said seriously.
"Hee hee, Chunfang's heart is moved, it's rare!" Liang Yun, who rarely spoke, also laughed.
"Don't laugh at me, I'm afraid you also think so in your heart? It's just that you are embarrassed to say it, but I am different, and I can say anything. Moreover, Xiaofan is so young, I am only joking, it is impossible Yes, princess!" Zhang Chunfang laughed.
"That's true, Xiao Fan is only a junior high school student." Liu Yifei nodded.
Within a few minutes, the two brothers brought back two boxes of beer, and Lan Tian looked at Chen Zhihui with a bit of blame and said, "Zhihui, there are so many, can you finish it?"
"No problem, it's actually not much. Seven of us, on average, more than three bottles per person! However, I know you can't drink that much, but in fact, Xiaofan and I can drink more than six bottles alone, so the five of you In fact, you only need to drink about ten bottles!" Chen Zhihui said with a smile.
Lan Tian thought about it, too. In that case, each of his women would not be able to drink more than two bottles, which is really not too much. "However, are you sure you can drink that much? You have to go to the mountains tomorrow, so don't drink too much and cause trouble!"
Lin Fan smiled and said: "Teacher Lan, it's okay. I can usually drink five or six bottles by myself. When there are more people and the atmosphere is better, there will be no problem. Come on, let's not talk too much, first Let's eat, the food won't taste good when it gets cold!"
"Well, it's delicious! Xiaofan, you are really a good boy, you can do everything!" Lan Tian praised the dish after tasting it.
In fact, they ate it at noon, but those meals were different from the current ones, and the taste was a bit worse, because they were cold after all.
"That's right. Zhihui, you see how good Xiaofan is, he can cook everything, but you, you can't even cook. I really don't know how you got here when you were young." Liu Yifei pushed Chen Zhihui lightly, and said.
Chen Zhihui was a little embarrassed, and whispered: "I don't want to, but when I was young, my family didn't let me do housework, and let me study all day long."
"Hehe, this is normal, don't talk about Yifei. Come on, let's have a drink!" Seeing this, Lan Tian changed the topic.
So a group of people ate and drank happily. Girls have a lot of topics together. Even if there are two boys present, they will not have any scruples. , The relationship between their teachers and students is very good.
After drinking, the girls were obviously a little drunk, and they didn't have any scruples when they spoke. Zhang Chunfang smiled and asked: "Xiaofan, you are 16 years old now. In the city, those middle school students have already Have a girlfriend, how about you?"
"This...hehe, not yet. Sister Fang, look at me like this. I don't have much money if I want money, and I don't care about looks. Someone is willing to be my girlfriend!" Lin Fan laughed.
"Che, what you said is false. Money, you may not have much; but in terms of appearance, you are also handsome, although your face is not as good as those creamy boys, but you are sunny and handsome, In the eyes of most girls, you are actually more handsome! If you don't believe me, you can ask them how many!" Zhang Chunfang said while hiccupping.
"Yes, Chunfang's words are true. Our Xiaofan is definitely a handsome guy! But, you are still young, and in two or three years, I am afraid that you will be an awesome existence!" Yu Shu Ning also said.
"Hey, hey, you all praised Xiaofan, where did you put me? Don't you know that I'm also jealous?" Chen Zhihui joked.
"Hmph, you're free, and only a silly girl like Yifei can fall in love with you! Like you, go to the street and grab a lot!" Zhang Chunfang said bluntly.
"That's right, I didn't know what was going on at the time, so I just fell in love with him in such a muddle! Oh, I really regret it when I think about it, I don't even know what's so good about you!" Liu Yifei also deliberately hit him.
"Okay, you keep talking, I won't participate! Xiaofan, let's drink and don't care about them." Chen Zhihui said depressingly.
"Come on! Brother Hui, let's go together?" Lin Fan said with interest.
"Come on, I haven't guessed with you for a long time, I don't know if you have improved?" Chen Zhihui laughed.
"Hello, brother! I respect you wholeheartedly! Go out to play..." The two started punching, and the battle was very fierce.
"Hey, I'm sorry, I'll win the game first!" Chen Zhihui said proudly.
Lin Fan picked up the wine, drank it all in one gulp, and said enthusiastically, "Come on, come again, I don't care if I let you play three rounds first!"
"Blow it, just blow it!" Chen Zhihui said disdainfully.
In the next two rounds, Lin Fan really lost again. Seeing Chen Zhihui's smug smile, Zhang Chunfang began to cheer Lin Fan up: "Xiao Fan, come on!"
Lin Fan smiled slightly. After three rounds, he basically understood Chen Zhihui's punching rules. Now, it's time for him to play.
"Oh, Brother Hui, I'm sorry, I won seven games in a row!" Lin Fan looked at Chen Zhihui who was flushed from drinking, and smiled.
"Xiaofan is awesome, Zhihui, you have to work hard, otherwise Xiaofan will be knocked down in a while!" Zhang Chunfang laughed triumphantly.
"Chunfang, I'm your classmate, why are you trying to help Xiaofan? It's not fair!" Chen Zhihui said depressingly.
"Hehe, who told you that you can't cook for me, but Xiaofan can? Haven't you heard that pleasing a woman's stomach is the same as pleasing her heart?" Zhang Chunfang smiled coquettishly.
"Okay, I'm speechless, you foodie!" Chen Zhihui said depressingly.
"Come on, Zhihui!" Liu Yifei called softly.
"It's better to be a wife!" Chen Zhihui kissed her suddenly, immediately flushing Liu Yifei's face, and hurriedly left his side without helping him.
"That's right, you don't even look at who I am, a genius girl!" Zhang Chunfang raised her head triumphantly and said with a smile.
"Yeah, genius girl! Uh, Ge Ge Ge Ge..." Yu Shuning originally followed her words, but after seeing her face, she burst into laughter.
"Why? What are you laughing at?" Zhang Chunfang asked inexplicably.
"Your face...hahahaha!" Yu Shuning laughed louder and louder, Zhang Chunfang said strangely: "What's wrong with my face? Xiaofan, look at what's on my face."
Lin Fan turned his head and saw a smile on his face, but he didn't smile, but went to the side to fetch a wet towel, walked up to her and said, "Sister Fang, don't move, your face is black. Alright, let me wipe it for you!"
Zhang Chunfang was stunned for a moment. Seeing a mirror outside the door, she hurried over to take a look, and then screamed: "My god, it's so dark!"
Lin Fan shook his head and smiled, walked to her side, supported her head naturally, then helped her wipe off the black dust on her face, and said: "This is very normal, usually people who are cooking for the first time, will be like you."
"Gege, Chunfang, look how gentle and sensible Xiaofan is. If he is an adult, I think you might as well be his girlfriend!" Yu Shuning laughed.
"Fuck you, Xiaofan has good intentions, so you just think in the wrong direction!" Zhang Chunfang spat, and her face turned a little red.
"Look, you must be guilty, otherwise why would you blush!" Seeing this, Yu Shuning laughed even more.
"Sister Shuning, do you want me to wipe your sweat for you? I see sweat on your head, come here, I'll wipe it for you!" Lin Fan said with a smile.
Now, it was Zhang Chunfang's turn to laugh, she pushed Yu Shuning and said, "Come on, let Xiaofan wipe your sweat for you!"
Yu Shuning asked her to push her, and she was in front of Lin Fan in no time, and Lin Fan also played tricks, and really wiped her up with a towel, but he used the clean side, otherwise, she would be miserable.
"Now, you can also be Xiaofan's girlfriend, he is so gentle to you!" Zhang Chunfang finally avenged her revenge and smiled.
"Okay, no kidding, I'd better make the meal first, otherwise everyone will be hungry in a while!" Lin Fan accepted it as soon as it was ready, and began to concentrate on cooking again.
Zhang Chunfang still stayed to help him watch the fire. After gaining experience, she was also very interested in cooking with firewood. While watching the fire, she chatted with Lin Fan. What surprised her was that Lin Fan didn't look like a villager at all. Boy, you know a lot.
Amidst the laughter and wind of the two, a meal was ready.
"Come, come, everyone, sit down, dinner is ready!" Lin Fan brought out the dishes, and the girls also came over to help carry the dishes, looking very diligent.
"Teacher Lan, I don't have anything to do tonight, why don't you all have a little wine?" Seeing a table of good dishes, Chen Zhihui became interested and said.
Lan Tian hesitated for a moment, thinking that there is no danger here anyway, even if he drank too much, he nodded and said, "Okay, but don't drink too much, so you don't make a fool of yourself!"
"Xiaofan, we two brothers are going to buy a bar. I remember that Uncle San opened a shop there. There should be frozen beer, right?" Chen Zhihui said.
"Yes, then let's go!" Lin Fan stood up and said.
Seeing the two brothers walking away, the girls started talking. First, Zhang Chunfang smiled and said, "Don't think that Xiaofan is just a country boy. He understands a lot. I just talked with him for a long time. It turns out that he knows more than the kids in the city, he knows everything about major international events, national policies, and current hot spots!"
"Hehe, I heard from Zhihui that Xiaofan was picked up by his father, and his background is very poor. But now that he is living so happily and is so sensible, it seems that his background doesn't have much influence on him. "Liu Yifei said with a little pity.
"Why, he's still an orphan, how pitiful!" The girls were filled with sympathy, especially Lan Tian, who had a child, and felt deeply about what happened to Lin Fan.
"But Xiaofan is really strong. Look at him living here alone, and he can still treat himself so well! Moreover, you see how well-educated and reasonable he is, he is not like an ordinary child at all." Liu Yifei said with a little admiration.
"Yeah, I also think Xiaofan is really great! Seriously, if he was a few years older, I would really choose him as my boyfriend!" Zhang Chunfang said seriously.
"Hee hee, Chunfang's heart is moved, it's rare!" Liang Yun, who rarely spoke, also laughed.
"Don't laugh at me, I'm afraid you also think so in your heart? It's just that you are embarrassed to say it, but I am different, and I can say anything. Moreover, Xiaofan is so young, I am only joking, it is impossible Yes, princess!" Zhang Chunfang laughed.
"That's true, Xiao Fan is only a junior high school student." Liu Yifei nodded.
Within a few minutes, the two brothers brought back two boxes of beer, and Lan Tian looked at Chen Zhihui with a bit of blame and said, "Zhihui, there are so many, can you finish it?"
"No problem, it's actually not much. Seven of us, on average, more than three bottles per person! However, I know you can't drink that much, but in fact, Xiaofan and I can drink more than six bottles alone, so the five of you In fact, you only need to drink about ten bottles!" Chen Zhihui said with a smile.
Lan Tian thought about it, too. In that case, each of his women would not be able to drink more than two bottles, which is really not too much. "However, are you sure you can drink that much? You have to go to the mountains tomorrow, so don't drink too much and cause trouble!"
Lin Fan smiled and said: "Teacher Lan, it's okay. I can usually drink five or six bottles by myself. When there are more people and the atmosphere is better, there will be no problem. Come on, let's not talk too much, first Let's eat, the food won't taste good when it gets cold!"
"Well, it's delicious! Xiaofan, you are really a good boy, you can do everything!" Lan Tian praised the dish after tasting it.
In fact, they ate it at noon, but those meals were different from the current ones, and the taste was a bit worse, because they were cold after all.
"That's right. Zhihui, you see how good Xiaofan is, he can cook everything, but you, you can't even cook. I really don't know how you got here when you were young." Liu Yifei pushed Chen Zhihui lightly, and said.
Chen Zhihui was a little embarrassed, and whispered: "I don't want to, but when I was young, my family didn't let me do housework, and let me study all day long."
"Hehe, this is normal, don't talk about Yifei. Come on, let's have a drink!" Seeing this, Lan Tian changed the topic.
So a group of people ate and drank happily. Girls have a lot of topics together. Even if there are two boys present, they will not have any scruples. , The relationship between their teachers and students is very good.
After drinking, the girls were obviously a little drunk, and they didn't have any scruples when they spoke. Zhang Chunfang smiled and asked: "Xiaofan, you are 16 years old now. In the city, those middle school students have already Have a girlfriend, how about you?"
"This...hehe, not yet. Sister Fang, look at me like this. I don't have much money if I want money, and I don't care about looks. Someone is willing to be my girlfriend!" Lin Fan laughed.
"Che, what you said is false. Money, you may not have much; but in terms of appearance, you are also handsome, although your face is not as good as those creamy boys, but you are sunny and handsome, In the eyes of most girls, you are actually more handsome! If you don't believe me, you can ask them how many!" Zhang Chunfang said while hiccupping.
"Yes, Chunfang's words are true. Our Xiaofan is definitely a handsome guy! But, you are still young, and in two or three years, I am afraid that you will be an awesome existence!" Yu Shu Ning also said.
"Hey, hey, you all praised Xiaofan, where did you put me? Don't you know that I'm also jealous?" Chen Zhihui joked.
"Hmph, you're free, and only a silly girl like Yifei can fall in love with you! Like you, go to the street and grab a lot!" Zhang Chunfang said bluntly.
"That's right, I didn't know what was going on at the time, so I just fell in love with him in such a muddle! Oh, I really regret it when I think about it, I don't even know what's so good about you!" Liu Yifei also deliberately hit him.
"Okay, you keep talking, I won't participate! Xiaofan, let's drink and don't care about them." Chen Zhihui said depressingly.
"Come on! Brother Hui, let's go together?" Lin Fan said with interest.
"Come on, I haven't guessed with you for a long time, I don't know if you have improved?" Chen Zhihui laughed.
"Hello, brother! I respect you wholeheartedly! Go out to play..." The two started punching, and the battle was very fierce.
"Hey, I'm sorry, I'll win the game first!" Chen Zhihui said proudly.
Lin Fan picked up the wine, drank it all in one gulp, and said enthusiastically, "Come on, come again, I don't care if I let you play three rounds first!"
"Blow it, just blow it!" Chen Zhihui said disdainfully.
In the next two rounds, Lin Fan really lost again. Seeing Chen Zhihui's smug smile, Zhang Chunfang began to cheer Lin Fan up: "Xiao Fan, come on!"
Lin Fan smiled slightly. After three rounds, he basically understood Chen Zhihui's punching rules. Now, it's time for him to play.
"Oh, Brother Hui, I'm sorry, I won seven games in a row!" Lin Fan looked at Chen Zhihui who was flushed from drinking, and smiled.
"Xiaofan is awesome, Zhihui, you have to work hard, otherwise Xiaofan will be knocked down in a while!" Zhang Chunfang laughed triumphantly.
"Chunfang, I'm your classmate, why are you trying to help Xiaofan? It's not fair!" Chen Zhihui said depressingly.
"Hehe, who told you that you can't cook for me, but Xiaofan can? Haven't you heard that pleasing a woman's stomach is the same as pleasing her heart?" Zhang Chunfang smiled coquettishly.
"Okay, I'm speechless, you foodie!" Chen Zhihui said depressingly.
"Come on, Zhihui!" Liu Yifei called softly.
"It's better to be a wife!" Chen Zhihui kissed her suddenly, immediately flushing Liu Yifei's face, and hurriedly left his side without helping him.
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