School flower's personal special forces

Zhuang Zhong didn't close his eyes all night. He tried several times and failed several times this night. He couldn't remember how many times he failed.

When Mei Xiangxue opened the door, her solemnity just finished.Today is Monday and they have to go to school.

"You can't fight like this. You have to learn to rest. It's not a good way to fight fatigue." Mei Xiangxue said softly.Zhuang nodded: "Understood, don't worry, I'm fine."

The two went downstairs and found that Xiao Yu had already prepared breakfast. Xiao Yu saw the two of them coming downstairs and smiled and said, "Uncle Zhuang, Aunt Mei, come and have breakfast." Mei Xiangxue said angrily, "Who is Auntie? I Are you that young?" Zhuang Zhong also laughed and said, "Why aren't you called brother or sister?"

Xiao Yu glanced at Ye Hengkong who was eating and said: "Master said, you are his brother, I have to call you uncle, he said that the generations should not be messed up. Calling you Uncle Zhuang naturally also calls sister Mei Aunt Mei ah."[

Mei Xiangxue said: "I don't care what generation you are, Xiao Yu, you still call me Sister Mei, don't call me old!" Xiao Yu was stunned, looked at Ye Hengkong, and said solemnly: " You should still call me Brother Zhuang!" Ye Hengkong said: "That's impossible, brother, this generation really can't be messed up, especially we ancient warriors pay attention to the seniority and inferiority."

Mei Xiangxue's eyes widened: "But I'm so young, I became an aunt in no time, do you think I can feel comfortable?"

Zhuang Zhong also said: "Brother Ye, let them do it!" Ye Hengkong said helplessly: "Okay, you can call me Sister Mei, but you must be called Uncle Zhuang!" Mei Xiangxue refused again: "Why not?" I'm a generation shorter than Zhuang Zhong?"

Ye Hengkong was stunned for a moment, this was not a problem, he waved his hand: "Okay, it's up to you, but Xiao Yu, when outsiders are around, you must honestly call Uncle Zhuang and Aunt Mei!" It was his last compromise.

There is no way around this. First, he is a traditional ancient warrior who values ​​these things very much. Second, he is already seventy years old. The combined ages of Zhuang Zhong and the three of them can’t keep up. There is also a generation gap in thinking. normal.

Xiao Yu hurriedly said respectfully: "Yes, Master!" Ye Hengkong looked at Zhuang Zhong and Mei Xiangxue: "Eat quickly, I will send you to school!" Zhuang Zhuang said: "No need, Brother Ye, we can just go by ourselves. "Ye Hengkong said: "We have agreed a long time ago, you have to listen to me!"

Mei Xiangxue knew that Ye Hengkong was also stubborn sometimes, so she smiled and said to Zhuang Zhong: "You can just follow Brother Ye!" Zhuang Zhong smiled wryly and nodded: "Okay!"

After breakfast, Ye Hengkong got into the car with Zhuang Zhong and Mei Xiangxue. He voluntarily jumped into the cab, and Zhuang Zhong and Mei Xiangxue sat in the back row.

Zhuang Zhong handed the key to Ye Hengkong, and Ye Hengkong suddenly said while holding the key: "I said, what's the matter with this thing?" Both Zhuang Zhong and Mei Xiangxue have black hairs!Solemnly said: "Brother Ye, let me do it!" Ye Hengkong was a little displeased: "Just tell me what to do, it's not high-tech!"

Mei Xiangxue said, "Brother Ye, let Zhuang Zhong do the talking, I happen to have something to ask you!"

Ye Hengkong said "Oh", "Did you encounter any troubles in practicing?"

In fact, Mei Xiangxue just wanted to find an excuse to make Ye Hengkong give up the idea of ​​driving. She didn't want to make fun of herself and Zhuang Zhuang's life. Hearing Ye Hengkong's question, she had no choice but to nod. Ye Hengkong returned the key to Zhuang Zhuang. Then he sat in the passenger seat.

Zhuang Zhong started the car and drove towards the school.

Mei Xiangxue asked two important questions casually, and Ye Hengkong tasted it: "Sister and sister, you don't want to ask questions, but you don't want brother Ye to drive?" On the contrary, Xue was a little embarrassed. She smiled and said, "Brother Ye, you can't just drive a car casually. You haven't learned it before. Even if you can make the car run, it's very dangerous."

Ye Hengkong snorted: "What's the danger? I don't believe it can kill me."

Solemnly said indifferently: "I'm afraid that you will kill someone else. If you want to drive, you will be an extra road killer!" Ye Hengkong stopped talking now, he has kung fu, but those pedestrians on the road are all ordinary people , How can they dodge if they really want to hit them.

Seeing that Ye Hengkong was a little depressed, Zhuang Zhong said with a smile: "Okay, Brother Ye, there is nothing to be depressed about. At worst, I will teach you when I have time, and then how about I try to get you a driver's license?" Ye Hengkong finally laughed. stand up.

"Brother, last night I saw that the light in your room was always on, did you encounter any difficulties in practicing?" Ye Hengkong asked.

Zhuang Zhuang nodded: "Well, I haven't found the right method." Ye Hengkong smiled: "What's the problem?" Zhuang Zhong said: "I can mobilize the true energy in the Azure Dragon Jade Pendant while improving my kung fu! "[

Ye Hengkong rested his chin and thought for a long time: "It seems that you have to spend a few days to practice distraction! Right now you can't do two things at once, but in the end you have to do all four things at the same time." Mei Xiangxue couldn't help hearing this. Staggering, it's hard to do two things at once, but four things at one time?It's too difficult.

Zhuang Zhong knew that Ye Hengkong had hit the point, but he didn't know how to practice all directions. He asked, "How?" Ye Hengkong frowned, "Don't worry, let me think about it." ,let me see."

Ye Hengkong hadn't figured it out until school.

Zhuang Zhong and Mei Xiangxue went to class, while Ye Hengkong was still sitting in the car with the word "Chuan" forming on his brows.

There were only two philosophy classes this morning, taught by an old professor in his 50s named Chang Youli. The name was very domineering, but no matter what, he was justified.

Every time he enters the classroom, he likes to sit by the door for a few seconds, looking around the classroom, like a general inspecting his team.

"Today we talk about the schools of philosophy. First of all, I want to tell you about the schools of ancient Western philosophy. In the Western world, philosophy is divided into four periods in terms of time. The first period is represented by ancient Greece. The second period is the Middle Ages represented by scholastic philosophy, the third period is the new period after the Renaissance, and the philosophy after Nietzsche is called modern philosophy.”

Chang Youli was repeating the lesson according to the scriptures, when suddenly there was a clear ringtone of the mobile phone in the classroom, and everyone's eyes turned to Zhuang Zhong.Chang Youli glared at Zhuang Zhong: "Student, please turn your phone to vibrate during class!" Zhuang Zhong nodded hurriedly: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

He glanced at his phone, it was Ye Hengkong calling, and Mei Xiangxue saw it too: "He stayed outside alone, did something happen?" Zhuang Zhong could only sneak out of the classroom and call Ye Hengkong back. go.

"Zhuang Zhong, I found a good way to practice distraction!" Zhuang Zhong was also very excited: "Really? Where are you?"

"Where can I be? I'm in the car!" Ye Hengkong said angrily.

Zhuang Zhong rushed to the parking lot: "What method?" Ye Hengkong smiled and said: "Control the ball! No matter what method you use, you must use your head, hands and one leg to control a ball respectively. When you can control these four at the same time When you have one ball, then you can use one mind and four functions, in fact, many people who play acrobatics can easily do it!"