Dual Cultivation Masters in Huadu

Chapter 349

"That old horse is also very famous. He is a professional sniper. He was a two-time gold medalist in the National Special Forces Sniper Competition. He is a member of another special force in the Southwest Military Region. He beat our Cheetah sniper back then. No temper, our squadron leader jumped when he was angry."

"In the end it was the long-tongued man Changtian. This kid was said to be a living treasure back then. He and Lao Ma belonged to the same squadron, but they joined the army at different times. I didn't know there was a long-tongued man Changtian when I joined the army, but the long-tongued man The man's name was passed on. A pure living treasure." Da Zhuang spoke with a smile on his face.

"How is he a living treasure?" Ye Huiqiu asked with great interest.

"His story was passed down from soldier to soldier." Gangzi next to him said, and then began to tell the glorious history of the long-tongued man.

When the long-tongued man had just joined the army, he was a master of mischief when he was still a recruit.He is a chatterbox, so he soon became known as the long-tongued man.Once he went out without asking for leave, and after being caught by their battalion commander, he was assigned to the cooking class for reform.In fact, the battalion commander still has a high opinion of the quality of this recruit, and he has always been thinking about him in his heart.Hearing that this kid had been in the cooking class for several days without causing any trouble, he had the idea of ​​transferring him back to the combat class.

That night, the battalion commander had a guilty conscience and went to the company to conduct a surprise inspection, so he pulled one of the company commanders in, and he was quite satisfied along the way.Unconsciously, I walked to the cooking class, and saw that the lights of the cooking class were still on, the battalion commander's face was pulled down.The company commander wanted to rush in to turn off the lights, but was grabbed by the battalion commander, and then walked to the window outside the cooking class by himself.The battalion commander's face immediately turned purple with anger.The company commander also leaned over to look at it, and almost vomited.

The long-tongued man was sitting in the cooking pot, soaking in warm water and taking a bath in it.He was humming a little tune while washing, looking extremely beautiful.

"Just brag, how can there be people sitting in the cooking pot?" Ye Huiqiu said disdainfully.

"Then you have never been in the company. The company's cauldron is as big as two meters in diameter, and a child can't get up after throwing it in. The cooking spatula is simply a shovel for work. So many people eat, why is the pot not big? It’s enough, absolutely no bragging.” Da Zhuang next to him said.

Gangzi held back a smile and continued to talk.

The battalion commander rushed in furiously and shouted: "Long-tongued man Changtian, you little bastard, get out of here."

The long-tongued man was so frightened that he jumped out naked, and stood as straight as a javelin.

"Why take a bath?" the battalion commander shouted.

"I took a bath because my body was dirty." The long-tongued man also replied loudly.

"What I'm asking is why did you bathe in the pot?"

"Because the water in the pool where the vegetables are washed is too cold."

The battalion commander was so angry that he flew up on the spot and left a size 42 shoe print on the long-tongue man's freshly washed buttocks, and then asked the long-tongue man to run 400 laps around the [-]-meter runway.At dawn, the long-tongued man was sent to the pig farm.

The long-tongued man actually saved him when he went to the pig farm.If the other soldiers in the company knew that he was taking a bath in the pot, they would probably pour a pot of washing water into the long-tongued man's stomach.This matter can be said to be unprecedented.

Gangzi's narration was very exciting, and several other people who were sitting in the distance all sat around with dinner plates before they knew it.Fortunately, the long-tongued man had gone to the toilet and squatted at this time, otherwise he wouldn't have fought hard with Gang Zi.

Unexpectedly, the story of this long-tongued man is not over yet.

The long-tongued man was sent to a pig farm, and there was no news for two months.Later, it was the end of the new year, and the chief executive came down for routine inspections.After visiting the combat squad, cooking squad, and canteen, I suddenly proposed to visit the pig farm.The battalion commander suddenly lost his temper. The inspection team has never seen the pig farm over the years.In previous years, it was okay to say, but this year there is a heavy monster lying in ambush, and I don't know what kind of disaster it has caused the pig farm.The hesitation of the battalion commander strengthened the determination of the head of the military region, known for his seriousness, to visit the pig farm.Helplessly, a group of people came to the pig farm mightily.

In the pig farm, there are clear windows and clear running water.It's so clean that people don't think it's a place where famous dirty animals are kept.Turning around, the chief praised again and again: "It is worthy of being the "Advanced Model Corps!" "Good! It should be promoted to the whole military region as a model!" Hearing the praise, the battalion commander showed a smug smile on his face.A group of people were about to leave in satisfaction when they suddenly heard the yelling of "La-la-la-la".The chief who had already sat in the car suddenly remembered that he had forgotten the most important thing about inspecting the pig farm!I haven't seen how the pigs are doing.Get out of the car and walk towards the long-tongued man who is feeding the pigs.

The long-tongued man concentrates on feeding his pigs, ignoring the general who walks up to him.The chief approvingly stopped the battalion commander's attempt to call the long-tongued man, and looked into the pig house.I really don’t know if I don’t see it, the world is so wonderful!I saw that the pigs in the house ran with slender and powerful limbs like flying; when the limbs jumped up, the belly could be seen faintly; it was comparable to Yili Khan's blood BMW.Looking at the pig's body, it is vigorous and agile; flashing, jumping, jumping, and moving are not muddy at all; the ribs are very similar to the washboard, and the roots are clearly visible and countable.The third look at the pig's head, the cheeks are slender and strong; the two round eyes are shining brightly like a tiger descending the mountain, glaring at the trough, and the pig hair on the head angrily blows up the steel whiskers of Zhang Fei, the Azerbaijan general!

The chief was still in shock, and suddenly heard the long-tongued man yell: "Sing!" The pigs in the house stood in line, shaking their heads and tails and neighing into the sky.Listen carefully, the rhythm is clear.The chief was puzzled, thought for a long time and saw the pig food bucket in the hands of the long-tongued man, and suddenly realized!The group of pigs is imitating a soldier's song before meals!

He also heard the long-tongued man yelling: "Eat!" More than a dozen cool pigs, who resemble bodybuilders, squeezed in front of the trough and ate like crazy!In an instant, there was no water left in the trough!

Before the chief came back to his senses, the long-tongued man yelled again: "Sleep!" The group of pigs immediately ran to the corner of the pig house, and all the pigs fell asleep with their heads facing one direction and their hooves facing one direction.Really well trained!Sleep has been strictly trained.In a moment, I fell into a dream, and the snoring sounded everywhere in the pig house!

At this time, I have the opportunity to take a closer look at the pig house. One corner is the bedroom, where the pigs sleep soundly; the other corner is the dining room, where the pigs eat wildly; The venues for the pigs to exercise are reasonably and appropriately allocated.The cement floor is as bright as a mirror without a speck of dirt, and there is no leftover soup around the trough.

The chief was sweating profusely, glanced at the laughing crowd, and shouted at the battalion commander: "Damn it! Is this raising pigs? Why do I look more and more like a military dog? Your Red Army battalion is really * **Hidden dragons and crouching tigers are full of talented people!"

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