Dual Cultivation Masters in Huadu

"Dengcao old way, Dengcao old way, the sun is drying your ass, get up soon." Ye Huiqiu kicked open the mountain gate of Shangqingguan, and then shouted at the top of his voice.

This Shangqing Temple is located on a flat land on the hillside of Xiaohei Mountain, and it is actually beautiful.It's just that there are only five wing rooms in Shangqing Temple, and the scale is really shabby.

An old Taoist with a white beard hurriedly walked out of the side room on the side of the main hall while wearing his Taoist robe.

"Ye Hunqiu, how many times have I told you. My master's name is 'Dengchao' not 'Dengcao'. Why can't you always remember it?" said the old man with white beard dissatisfied.

"Dengchao and Dengcao are almost the same." Ye Huiqiu said nonchalantly.In fact, there is a big difference between Dengchao and Dengcao.Deng Cao is the dharma name of a person in the three episodes of Hong Kong, but that person is a flower monk rather than a Taoist priest.

"Old Taoist, this is Ye Ling. Ye Ling is an old Taoist priest." Ye Huiqiu introduced, "Find out your dirty clothes and trousers quickly, and Ye Ling can wash them for you."First of all, it is stated that the underwear is not allowed to be taken out. "

Ye Huiqiu used to do laundry, but today when Ye Ling came, she was naturally asked to do it.The old Taoist was also polite, he hurriedly got in and brought out a mountain of dirty clothes.

"Old man, let me tell you that you are really good at it. You are too lazy. This must not have been washed for half a year. There are so many of them." Ye Huiqiu said with his mouth open.

The old Taoist's old face couldn't help turning red.Ye Ling didn't say anything, and walked to the apse holding a pile of clothes higher than her head.

"This baby is not bad. The buttocks are twisted, and I will have a son in the future. You bastard, you are lucky now. I am a teacher of my magical arithmetic in linen clothes." The old Taoist stroked his white beard and shook his head. Said.

"Old Taoist priest, is it yours? I don't know how much you have. She is my sister, not my daughter-in-law. You are going to make a fool of yourself now. I am blessed, cut." Ye Huiqiu exposed him very bluntly.

"My sackclothed magician is the treasure of our Taoist family, I..." The old Taoist continued to argue.Ye Huiqiu waved his hand impatiently and said: "Okay, okay. Before the pilgrims who offer incense go up the mountain, I hurry up and repair your firewood house. Otherwise, there will be more snow. I'm worried that the snow will collapse the firewood house. You won't be freezing enough by then."

Ye Huiqiu went to the back to repair his woodshed.

"Ye Ling, remember to make lunch for us master and apprentice after washing the clothes." The old Taoist hurriedly shouted to Ye Ling who was washing clothes behind.

After Ye Ling finished washing the mountain-like pile of clothes, she saw that it was still early at noon, so she walked into the main hall outside.There were already quite a few people in the hall at this time.In addition to the mountain people who are more than ten miles away, there are also many city people who are dressed in fashion.

The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and many people in the city are dragging their families back to their hometowns to celebrate the New Year.At this time, Deng Cao Lao Dao had already put on a clean Taoist robe, holding a handle of Buddha dust in his hand, and sat on the side futon with a precious face.Several old women were talking about him around him.

And Ye Huiqiu also put on a Taoist robe at this time, and was standing solemnly on the side of the incense table next to the statue of the Celestial Master.The incense table was already full of incense candles.Anyone who comes to Guanli to offer incense has to spend money to buy some incense candles to burn incense.For a while, the hall was filled with smoke, and the wooden box containing money behind Ye Huiqiu had already gained a lot.

Ye Ling wanted to laugh when she saw her younger brother wearing such nondescript clothes.

This is the New Year's Eve period, and most of the people who come to offer incense are praying for the Bodhisattva to keep their families safe.Therefore, after burning incense, many people have to go to the old Taoist priest and ask the old Taoist priest to count a hexagram.

Ye Ling hadn't stayed in the Taoist temple before, so she was surprised by everything, so she quietly stood behind and looked at everything in front of her with a calm expression.

"Old God, look at my son and daughter-in-law who are celebrating Chinese New Year. Neither of them came home. My daughter-in-law is about to give birth, so she said she won't come back to celebrate the New Year. As a result, she hasn't been born yet. It made me anxious to death. I want you to do the math, will my daughter-in-law give birth to a boy or a girl?" At this time, the old couple stood in front of the old Taoist priest.One of the old men asked with concern.

The old Taoist straightened his waist and said without opening his eyes, "Please report the birthdays of your son and daughter-in-law."

The old man immediately hugged out a set of numbers.

The old Taoist stretched out his left hand with a dignified expression, quickly tapped the points with his thumb on the four fingers, muttered something in a low voice, opened his eyes after a while and said: "This matter is not difficult, but it is Heavenly secret, I..."

The old man immediately understood what the old man meant, and quickly signaled his wife to put money into the merit box.The old lady hurriedly took out a twenty bill from her pocket and was about to put it in.This rural old lady has always been very concerned about money, so a hesitant look appeared on her face.

The old man was probably a little bit drumming in his heart, and he said tentatively: "What if your calculations are always inaccurate?"

"When the time comes, come and smash my signboard." The old Taoist said confidently.

Hearing what the old Taoist said, the old man signaled the old woman to put the money in, and then stared at the old Taoist nervously.

Seeing that the banknotes had flown into the merit box, the old Taoist said slowly, "Your daughter-in-law will give birth to a 'diao'."

Before the old man understood what the 'clamped' thing was, a middle-aged cell phone rang next to him.The man answered the phone brashly, and after talking for a while, he said to the old man in surprise: "Uncle, Uncle. Just now, my son called. Your daughter-in-law gave birth to a son, who weighs seven pounds and a half. Mother and child are safe."

The old couple were so happy that they couldn't close their mouths together.

"My wife, my wife, go, go. Let's hurry to the city, I want to see my grandson." The old man urged the old woman.Then, as if thinking of something, he patted his forehead and said, "Diao, cut. Isn't he just a big fat boy, why haven't I recovered from my senses. Immortal, really an immortal." The old man thanked him a thousand times, and then cast another fifty-dollar ticket into the merit box.

The old man was a live advertisement, and the few people who were still burning incense over there immediately surrounded him.Ye Ling behind was also very surprised.Seeing that Ye Huiqiu's side had calmed down, he quietly approached and said, "You're still a liar, an old Taoist priest. You look like a living god."

Seeing that there was no one around, Ye Huiqiu said in a low voice, "A man pinches his own diao, and a woman pinches someone else's diao. Anyway, they are all pinched. Both ends are covered. Naturally, it is a hundred tests." Displeased."

Ye Ling came back to her senses all of a sudden, blushed, and quietly pinched Ye Huiqiu.This is a bit too vulgar.