Chapter 7

The old Taoist and the young Taoist began to drink each other one cup at a time.Ye Huiqiu didn't care about his dropping out of school at all, he had to joke with the old Taoist priest from time to time, and the atmosphere soon became lively.

"Brother, tell me, how did you figure out that that person is the second in the family." At this time, Ye Ling found an opening and expressed the doubt in her heart.

"Of course I taught it well, but my magic in linen is..." Before the old Taoist finished speaking, Ye Huiqiu beside him interrupted disdainfully and said, "Come on, your two tricks are so stupid that other people still don't know what to do." Yes, I still have to play tricks in front of my sister. Sister, it’s actually very simple. There is a word ‘Zhong’ in the middle of that person’s name. The ancients had a ranking of brother, Zhong, uncle, and generally speaking, those with Zhong in the middle are rankings. The second child. And he himself said that this name was obtained by his grandfather, who is very knowledgeable in ancient studies, and it is in line with this ranking."

"Ah. That's fine too." Ye Ling opened her mouth wide.Then he asked: "What if the other party's name is taken randomly?"

Ye Huiqiu said: "That doesn't matter. I have already said that I am a young apprentice, and my knowledge is still very shallow. If I make a mistake, this old Taoist priest will use this as an excuse. At worst, I won't make this money." .It’s all a lie.”

"Bastard, you just spoiled your master and me like this." The veteran morale on the side blew his beard and stared.

Ye Huiqiu said disdainfully: "I don't care if you think your mai god is so good at arithmetic, like a treasure at the bottom of a box. Sister, let me tell you, some people ask their parents Whoever dies first, then the old Taoist priest will answer 'Dad died before Mom', and the pause in the middle of the tone will be different, the result will be different, they are all deceptive."

Ye Ling laughed out loud, while the old Taoist kept shaking his head, looking heartbroken.

After lunch, it was already afternoon.Ye Ling diligently put away the dishes and chopsticks to the back.

"Bastard, are you really going to become a mason?" the old Taoist asked.

Only at this time did Ye Huiqiu have a dull expression on his face and said: "It's already decided, there is no way, who is poor at home. I will rarely have the opportunity to come here in the future, so take care of yourself." At this time, Ye Huiqiu Qiu's expression revealed a trace of reluctance for the old Taoist priest. To be honest, the old Taoist priest had nothing to say to him.

The old Taoist groped around for a while, then took out a few hundred-yuan bills, handed them to Ye Huiqiu and said, "It's Chinese New Year, it's time to add something. Here's five hundred yuan, you take it." Usually Taoist Hou gave Ye Huiqiu one hundred yuan the most. This time, he probably thought of breaking up. The old Taoist was very generous.

Ye Huiqiu and the old Taoist priest were never polite. He took the money and said, "Old Taoist, I think your business is going very well today. This time we are two people, isn't it just two hundred and five for each person. This number is unlucky, I think you should add a little more."

The old Taoist shook his head in high spirits, as if he was unteachable.Then another one was drawn.Ye Huiqiu snatched it away.

"Bastard, you and I hit it off anyway. I am too old. I can't be followed by anyone with my abilities. I have a book of Maishen's arithmetic here. You can take a good look at it. You already have the basic skills of fortune-telling." , I should be able to understand some of the things inside." As he spoke, the old Taoist took out a yellowed ancient booklet and placed it on the table.

Ye Huiqiu looked at the five big characters "Mai Shenshu" on it, and said disdainfully: "Come on, I bought a copy and got a free copy at the street stall in the town for two yuan."

"You're such a jerk, how can my Maiden Math Book compare with the street stalls outside. Be careful that I will beat you." The old Taoist said angrily.

Anyway, I just got a few hundred dollars from someone else.Ye Huiqiu didn't want to hurt Master's face.Reluctantly, he picked up the book and flipped through it a few times. It was filled with all kinds of bone touching, face-to-face, divination and other things, which looked quite similar.

"Okay, okay. I'll take a look when I have time. If I can't get along, I'll set up a street stall on the street to make a living." Ye Huiqiu said.

"Bastard, you are no longer a student. I still have something to teach you." The old Taoist said mysteriously, and then took out another yellowed ancient book from his pocket.

"What else do you have?" Ye Huiqiu asked curiously, took a look at the ancient book, and there were five big characters "Heaven and Earth Hehuan Gong" written on it.

"What stuff?" Ye Huiqiu muttered, opened it to take a look, and then yelled:

"Well, you light grass, why did you take out such a good thing so late. This erotic picture is really exciting."

It turns out that the atlas is full of various sex poses of men and women, and the men's bodies are also covered with various shoulders.

The old Taoist was drinking tea, and when he heard this, he sprayed Ye Huiqiu all over his face after taking a sip of tea.

"You bastard. You actually regarded this as a erotic picture. It really pissed me off." The old Taoist priest's beard rose up in anger, and said, "This is our Taoist secret technique that is not passed on. The only way to get angry. You actually said it was a erotic picture."

While talking, the old Taoist was still angry, Ye Huiqiu felt his eyes blur, and the old Taoist had already slapped him heavily on the head.

"Master, what is the use of this thing?" Ye Huiqiu asked in confusion.

"Do you still remember the Kaishan Fist I gave you?" The old Taoist calmed down, and then he said slowly.

"I remember. But your open mountain fist is very lame, and its effect can only be to lose weight. If you fight, I think it's terrible."

"Bastard boy, you are a wild boar who can't eat chaff. The Mountain Opening Fist is an external skill, and the Heaven and Earth Hehuan Kung Fu is an internal skill. Only by combining the inside and the outside can you achieve great success. You take it and practice it well, and then you will know that it will have infinite uses." ’” said the old Taoist priest.

Ye Huiqiu still wanted to ask in detail, but Ye Ling had finished cleaning the kitchen and came out at this time.Ye Huiqiu was worried that he would be scolded for holding this unsuitable book for children, so he quickly put it in his arms.

It was getting late, and there was still a long way to go home.Ye Huiqiu bid farewell to Ye Ling and left Shangqing Temple.

Standing at the crossing of the mountain, Ye Huiqiu thought that he would not be able to come back for a long time, and thinking of the little things he had with this old Taoist priest, Ye Huiqiu couldn't help but feel a little sad.When he looked back, he saw the old Taoist standing by the mountain gate looking at them.He couldn't help bowing respectfully.Then he turned around and pulled Ye Ling and walked down the mountain quickly.

"Stinky boy, following me for such a long time can be regarded as giving you a little favor. Pindao will change your fate to Peach Blossom."

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