Dual Cultivation Masters in Huadu
Chapter 747
Chapter 746
"The bride can't help, the groom finds the three peas from the bride." Long Tongue shouted.
This is a very damaging trick. The pea is only that big, and it is put into the close-fitting clothes. It is not easy to find it.What's more, under the watchful eyes of everyone, you can't take off your clothes, you can only rely on the groom's hand to reach into the clothes, and then slowly touch them inside.
Ye Huiqiu naturally welcomed such tricks, and he praised the long-tongued kid for finally doing one thing right.Then he walked up to Leng Bingyu.
"You dare." Leng Bingyu also understood what was going on.Said in a low voice to Ye Huiqiu.
"I was also forced, the custom is like this, you just feel wronged." Ye Huiqiu said with a helpless look.
"Touch it, touch it." Seeing the bride and groom hesitate, the crowd started booing.
"Ye Huiqiu, if you don't know how to touch, I'll take a hard trip and I'll replace you." Lei Dapao shook his head and said from behind.
"My own daughter-in-law touched it herself." Ye Huiqiu scolded with a smile, and then stretched out a hand.Leng Bingyu knew that the public opinion was difficult, so she had no choice but to be patient.
On the outside of Leng Bingyu, she was wearing a festive red cotton jacket, which Ye Wenshan specially asked someone to order.The top buttons were fastened tightly, so Ye Huiqiu had to unbutton the top buttons, revealing the red sweater he was wearing inside.Leng Bingyu's figure is very attractive, and the red sweater is stretched tightly.
Ye Huiqiu put on an embarrassing look, then let Leng Bingyu sit down, his right hand stretched in from the collar of the sweater, and then groped inside for a while.
It is naturally not easy to find peas in such a wide range, so Ye Huiqiu's hands fumbled wildly inside.A few times, I was still kneading on the snowy peak that stands tall and cold.People outside could only see the bulging of Leng Bingyu's sweater from time to time.Leng Bingyu's face was redder than her sweater.But he could only sit still and let Ye Huiqiu fumble around.
Ye Huiqiu is so excited now, this woman has always looked sacred and inviolable, but she didn't expect to be crushed by him in an upright manner today, the key is that she still can't resist.He had already touched the pea with his fingers twice, but he slipped away pretending to be careless, and then continued to grope inside Leng Bingyu's clothes.
Leng Bingyu was in a hurry, it was the first time for her to be touched by a man like this, and she didn't care about the rules later, and began to direct Ye Huiqiu's movements with her mouth.
"A little higher, a little higher," she said in her mouth.
Ye Huiqiu's hand went all the way up, and after lingering on the snow peak for a while, two fingers caught a bean.
"I found it, I found it." As he spoke, he began to talk about it.
"Wrong, wrong, that's not a pea." Leng Bingyu almost jumped up anxiously.Only then did Ye Huiqiu notice that the bean between his fingers was still too warm and elastic.He knew he was mistaken.The crowd of onlookers knew what was going on for a while, and they all started laughing.
Leng Bingyu was so anxious that she was about to cry, it was so embarrassing.Seeing Leng Bingyu's appearance, Ye Huiqiu didn't dare to play tricks on her anymore. After searching carefully, he finally found all three peas one by one.
"Don't do it, don't do it." Leng Bingyu stood up angrily, as if she no longer wanted to accompany her.
"Big sister, don't worry, we won't be playing tricks on you anymore." Seeing that Leng Bingyu was about to leave, Chen Hong hurriedly tugged on her sleeve and said.Only then did Leng Bingyu stop in her tracks.
"Invite our old ashes picker up here." Chen Hong yelled a long time.A group of young juniors in the village began to shout excitedly.Then, a man in his fifties was pushed out of the crowd with concerted efforts.
"What's an old man who picks up ashes?" Leng Bingyu secretly breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that everyone was no longer pointing at her.Seeing a little old man being pushed out, he couldn't help asking Ye Huiqiu curiously.
When Ye Huiqiu heard Leng Bingyu's question, he burst into a smile, and then whispered into Leng Bingyu's ear.
This is an ancient folk legend, and the protagonist is Su Dongpo.Su Dongpo's generation of writers is full of talent, but his son is mediocre.But this stupid son who only knows how to eat, drink and play has married a wife who is both talented and beautiful.
One day, when the son went out and Su Dongpo was alone in the study, the daughter-in-law brought a cup of tea for the father-in-law.
The daughter-in-law walked up to Su Dongpo's side with a teacup in her hand, and said delicately, "Dad, have a cup of tea, let's have a rest!"
The daughter-in-law was originally a talented woman, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and poetry. She admired the Su family's scholarly family, and married over happily.
After getting married, who would have thought that her husband was so mediocre, really lonely and disappointed.Reading the poems of my father-in-law Su Dongpo all day long, I admire him more and more, and gradually my heart secretly agrees.
On this day, when she encountered such an opportunity, she said, "I can't express my lovesickness, so I pour a cup of tea for it."
Su Dongpo was in deep thought when he saw his daughter-in-law approaching gracefully, her face was like a peach blossom today, and her eyes were full of spring.Underneath was another white gauze dress, Su Shi couldn't help but stared at her in a daze, feeling a little carried away, feeling giddy.Just as he was thinking wildly, he suddenly remembered that this was his daughter-in-law, and blushed immediately.
The daughter-in-law climbed up the pole, "Why is your father-in-law blushing?" Su Dongpo didn't answer, took the teacup, and quickly wrote two lines of poems on the desk with his index finger: "There is a pipa in the green gauze tent, even if you are young, you dare not play it." .
Su Dongpo "is a real famous person who has a romantic life", and he doesn't stick to small details. The table has not been wiped for a long time, and there is a thick layer of dust on the table, and the handwriting is very clear.
After reading it, the daughter-in-law also quickly wrote two more sentences with her fingers: "Lend a song to the father-in-law, so that the fat and water will not flow into the fields of outsiders." After writing, she blushed and ran into the house.
Su Dongpo was secretly delighted, and quickly ran into the house, and a good thing happened.His son came back at this time, and Su Dongpo had already withdrawn his army at this time, tied his belt and sat back at the table, his son asked, "Father, what are you doing, so excited?"
Su Dongpo was taken aback, quickly wiped off the handwriting on the table with his sleeve, and said, "Nothing, I'm picking ashes."
This is the origin of Su Dongpo's version of "Picking Ashes".
Leng Bingyu, a lady from a great family, had heard such unofficial folk history, she blushed immediately and did not speak any more.
After all, people in the country would not pull the bridegroom's biological father to make fun of it. According to the usual practice, one of the groom's uncles was pulled out by everyone.At this time, Chen Hong got out from nowhere, holding a large handful of pot bottom dust in his hand, and wiped the old man's face in two or three strokes, immediately turning into a big painted face.Since it is picking up ashes, it is natural to have pot ashes on the face.Everyone also laughed and leaned forward.The little old man didn't dare to resist, he just smiled.
"The bride can't help, the groom finds the three peas from the bride." Long Tongue shouted.
This is a very damaging trick. The pea is only that big, and it is put into the close-fitting clothes. It is not easy to find it.What's more, under the watchful eyes of everyone, you can't take off your clothes, you can only rely on the groom's hand to reach into the clothes, and then slowly touch them inside.
Ye Huiqiu naturally welcomed such tricks, and he praised the long-tongued kid for finally doing one thing right.Then he walked up to Leng Bingyu.
"You dare." Leng Bingyu also understood what was going on.Said in a low voice to Ye Huiqiu.
"I was also forced, the custom is like this, you just feel wronged." Ye Huiqiu said with a helpless look.
"Touch it, touch it." Seeing the bride and groom hesitate, the crowd started booing.
"Ye Huiqiu, if you don't know how to touch, I'll take a hard trip and I'll replace you." Lei Dapao shook his head and said from behind.
"My own daughter-in-law touched it herself." Ye Huiqiu scolded with a smile, and then stretched out a hand.Leng Bingyu knew that the public opinion was difficult, so she had no choice but to be patient.
On the outside of Leng Bingyu, she was wearing a festive red cotton jacket, which Ye Wenshan specially asked someone to order.The top buttons were fastened tightly, so Ye Huiqiu had to unbutton the top buttons, revealing the red sweater he was wearing inside.Leng Bingyu's figure is very attractive, and the red sweater is stretched tightly.
Ye Huiqiu put on an embarrassing look, then let Leng Bingyu sit down, his right hand stretched in from the collar of the sweater, and then groped inside for a while.
It is naturally not easy to find peas in such a wide range, so Ye Huiqiu's hands fumbled wildly inside.A few times, I was still kneading on the snowy peak that stands tall and cold.People outside could only see the bulging of Leng Bingyu's sweater from time to time.Leng Bingyu's face was redder than her sweater.But he could only sit still and let Ye Huiqiu fumble around.
Ye Huiqiu is so excited now, this woman has always looked sacred and inviolable, but she didn't expect to be crushed by him in an upright manner today, the key is that she still can't resist.He had already touched the pea with his fingers twice, but he slipped away pretending to be careless, and then continued to grope inside Leng Bingyu's clothes.
Leng Bingyu was in a hurry, it was the first time for her to be touched by a man like this, and she didn't care about the rules later, and began to direct Ye Huiqiu's movements with her mouth.
"A little higher, a little higher," she said in her mouth.
Ye Huiqiu's hand went all the way up, and after lingering on the snow peak for a while, two fingers caught a bean.
"I found it, I found it." As he spoke, he began to talk about it.
"Wrong, wrong, that's not a pea." Leng Bingyu almost jumped up anxiously.Only then did Ye Huiqiu notice that the bean between his fingers was still too warm and elastic.He knew he was mistaken.The crowd of onlookers knew what was going on for a while, and they all started laughing.
Leng Bingyu was so anxious that she was about to cry, it was so embarrassing.Seeing Leng Bingyu's appearance, Ye Huiqiu didn't dare to play tricks on her anymore. After searching carefully, he finally found all three peas one by one.
"Don't do it, don't do it." Leng Bingyu stood up angrily, as if she no longer wanted to accompany her.
"Big sister, don't worry, we won't be playing tricks on you anymore." Seeing that Leng Bingyu was about to leave, Chen Hong hurriedly tugged on her sleeve and said.Only then did Leng Bingyu stop in her tracks.
"Invite our old ashes picker up here." Chen Hong yelled a long time.A group of young juniors in the village began to shout excitedly.Then, a man in his fifties was pushed out of the crowd with concerted efforts.
"What's an old man who picks up ashes?" Leng Bingyu secretly breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that everyone was no longer pointing at her.Seeing a little old man being pushed out, he couldn't help asking Ye Huiqiu curiously.
When Ye Huiqiu heard Leng Bingyu's question, he burst into a smile, and then whispered into Leng Bingyu's ear.
This is an ancient folk legend, and the protagonist is Su Dongpo.Su Dongpo's generation of writers is full of talent, but his son is mediocre.But this stupid son who only knows how to eat, drink and play has married a wife who is both talented and beautiful.
One day, when the son went out and Su Dongpo was alone in the study, the daughter-in-law brought a cup of tea for the father-in-law.
The daughter-in-law walked up to Su Dongpo's side with a teacup in her hand, and said delicately, "Dad, have a cup of tea, let's have a rest!"
The daughter-in-law was originally a talented woman, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and poetry. She admired the Su family's scholarly family, and married over happily.
After getting married, who would have thought that her husband was so mediocre, really lonely and disappointed.Reading the poems of my father-in-law Su Dongpo all day long, I admire him more and more, and gradually my heart secretly agrees.
On this day, when she encountered such an opportunity, she said, "I can't express my lovesickness, so I pour a cup of tea for it."
Su Dongpo was in deep thought when he saw his daughter-in-law approaching gracefully, her face was like a peach blossom today, and her eyes were full of spring.Underneath was another white gauze dress, Su Shi couldn't help but stared at her in a daze, feeling a little carried away, feeling giddy.Just as he was thinking wildly, he suddenly remembered that this was his daughter-in-law, and blushed immediately.
The daughter-in-law climbed up the pole, "Why is your father-in-law blushing?" Su Dongpo didn't answer, took the teacup, and quickly wrote two lines of poems on the desk with his index finger: "There is a pipa in the green gauze tent, even if you are young, you dare not play it." .
Su Dongpo "is a real famous person who has a romantic life", and he doesn't stick to small details. The table has not been wiped for a long time, and there is a thick layer of dust on the table, and the handwriting is very clear.
After reading it, the daughter-in-law also quickly wrote two more sentences with her fingers: "Lend a song to the father-in-law, so that the fat and water will not flow into the fields of outsiders." After writing, she blushed and ran into the house.
Su Dongpo was secretly delighted, and quickly ran into the house, and a good thing happened.His son came back at this time, and Su Dongpo had already withdrawn his army at this time, tied his belt and sat back at the table, his son asked, "Father, what are you doing, so excited?"
Su Dongpo was taken aback, quickly wiped off the handwriting on the table with his sleeve, and said, "Nothing, I'm picking ashes."
This is the origin of Su Dongpo's version of "Picking Ashes".
Leng Bingyu, a lady from a great family, had heard such unofficial folk history, she blushed immediately and did not speak any more.
After all, people in the country would not pull the bridegroom's biological father to make fun of it. According to the usual practice, one of the groom's uncles was pulled out by everyone.At this time, Chen Hong got out from nowhere, holding a large handful of pot bottom dust in his hand, and wiped the old man's face in two or three strokes, immediately turning into a big painted face.Since it is picking up ashes, it is natural to have pot ashes on the face.Everyone also laughed and leaned forward.The little old man didn't dare to resist, he just smiled.
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