late Qing Dynasty arrest

Chapter 154 I have already entered the palace as a eunuch

The long procession of carriages in the Wengcheng moved forward, and the merchant’s carriage stayed aside. The large and small bags of food carried by Li Guolou had not been put back on the carriage. Smoked sausage, cheese, ham sausage, etc. could be seen on the long table. Western food.

An old voice sounded from a carriage of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, "Xiao Dezhang, go ask a merchant to buy some smoked sausage."

"Zha!" A crisp voice sounded, and a young eunuch jumped off the carriage with a vigorous figure.

Xiao Dezhang stepped forward, took out a bunch of copper coins in his pocket, and said loudly: "Boss, buy some smoked sausage." After speaking, he looked up at Li Guolou, and the two of them were stunned.

Xiao Dezhang and Li Guolou have the same height, the same face, and they look like brothers. They both have rectangular faces with sharp eyebrows and bright smiles.It's just that Xiao Dezhang is a little thinner, and looks a few years younger than Li Guolou.

"Not for sale!" Yelia, a foreign woman, replied without hesitation. She is a high-class person, and no one dares to do anything wild on her.

Li Guolou looked at Xiaode Zhang and smiled slightly, touched his face, and said, "Brother, long time no see, why did you sneak into the palace?"

Eunuchs are idiots, they are used to being scolded, beaten and punished.The rules passed down by the ancestors for thousands of years, people smile three-pointedly, Xiaode Zhang smiled casually, and said: "Oh, it's the big brother, the foreign girl speaks very aggressively, here under the emperor's root, it's the elders who make the decisions. Brother, what do you say?"

No businessman can bear the stickiness of eunuchs' bargaining.As long as the businessman does not lose too much money and sells something to the eunuch, the eunuch will feel that he has lost money in this transaction, and he will grab something before leaving, which will be counted as a kickback.

Li Guolou said with a smile: "Xiao Dezhang, since you are a brother, how can you sell it to a brother? You can take whatever you want, as long as you can hold it in your hand, the eldest brother will give it to you."

Xiao De Zhang became anxious, his eyes popped out, he pointed at the people around him, and shouted: "You all heard, it is my elder brother who wants to send me something."

A businessman next to him said with a smile: "I heard, Xiao Dezhang, your eldest brother treats you well."

Xiao Dezhang put a string of copper coins back into his pocket, grinned and said, "May I ask what is the name of the table score?"

"Li Guolou from the Ministry of Punishment, come out to play and find me when you have time. I am the only one in the Ministry of Punishment, so you don't need to go and listen." Li Guolou still maintained his demeanor, he wanted to see how greedy the eunuch was.

Xiaode Zhang nodded and said: "Well, brother Li is the bureaucrat, I recognize you as a relative, and I will find you when I have time."

Xiao Dezhang started a predatory action. He couldn't put any food in the package. Li Guolou made it very clear that he was told to take it with his hands.I saw Xiao Dezhang pull the skirt of his chest forward, and it turned into a pocket, holding the western food on the table with one hand, and pulling the skirt with the other hand. After a while, the western food had reached Xiao Dezhang's chin Next, he wrapped his hands around the skirt and couldn't hold it anymore.

Xiaode opened his mouth and said auspicious words, expressing his gratitude to Li Guolou.

Li Guolou added bricks and tiles to Xiao De Zhang's pocket again, saying: "Xiao De Zhang, there is ice on the ground, don't let extreme joy turn into sorrow!"

Xiao Dezhang turned around cautiously, and said, "How can it be? Don't worry, brother Li, I don't know how many times I have practiced, I'll come to you tomorrow, I'll treat you."

There was bursts of applause from the carriage of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. This is when the eunuch has the longest face, and his ability to climb along the pole is second to none in the world.Xiaode opened the curtains and waved goodbye to Li Guolou, with an expression like a general who has won a war.

Yelia looked suspiciously and said, "Mike, do you really have brothers?"

Li Guolou expressed strong dissatisfaction, and said, "Yelia, don't you think highly of me, I just think Xiao Dezhang and I are destined, how many people with the same face can be found in the world? "

Yelia said: "Xiao Dezhang, he will come to recognize you as a relative. He has already seen that you and him are separated brothers. There will be times when you hug each other and cry."

The 40-year-old businessman next to him smiled and said, "Brother Li is an interesting person, he is very good at reading faces."

Li Guolou said cheerfully: "Brother, how can I look at the face, I just see myself. It turns out that I have already entered the palace as a eunuch."

Laughter erupted all around, and even the serious city gate guards laughed, thinking that this fake foreign devil was rich and generous, and his talk was very funny, no wonder he got a blonde beauty.

The businessman said with a smile: "Brother Li, from your accent, you are also from Anhui. You are half a fellow from Hu Xueyan, Huizhou, and come to play with me in the future."

(At this time, Hu Xueyan was not a red-capped businessman, and he had no privilege to pass through the city gate. Hu Xueyan queued up to enter the city like ordinary people. He was helping Zuo Zongtang to conquer the Xinjiang rebellion. At the peak of his life, he became the number one businessman in the Qing Dynasty with an official hat.) Li Guolou took out a business card used by Westerners from his bag in a panic, offered it with both hands, and said, "So it's Mr. Hu's family. I'm going down to Li Guolou. Brother Li Guoyun and you don't know each other, we are predestined."

"Oh, so you are Li Guoyun's younger brother. No wonder I felt familiar the first time I saw you. You look a lot like your brother." Hu Xueyan said with a smile.

Li Guoyun and Hu Xueyan were business rivals in Shanghai. Hu Xueyan took a drastic step and ordered cocoons from farmers in the Jiangsu and Zhejiang regions. In the silk export, Hu Xueyan was the leader, and no one could compete with him.Li Guoyun is also his defeated opponent, Hu Xueyan has countless competitors, and they all want to see Hu Xueyan die.

Hu Xueyan is very lustful, he has a lot of wives, all of which he bought with money, and he also likes to fuck other people's wives.This shortcoming was made fun of by his enemies, and Li Guolou was no exception.

Li Guolou bowed slightly, took off his hat, and said: "Master Hu, with long sleeves and good dancers, has come to the capital to show off his grand plans. I will definitely come and visit you."

Hu Xueyan was very polite and said, "Brother Li, it's a deal, we'll talk then."

Hu Xueyan returned to the carriage, handed the business card to the manager next to him, and said, "Old Zhao, check this person for me. He is Li Guoyun's younger brother. I am quite interested in him."

The manager, Zhao Deming, looked out the window and said, "Boss, I have seen him before. Last time at the Wanjia ticket office, Wanshoulu personally met him."

Hu Xueyan laughed and said: "Well, I still remember the taste of Wanshou Lu's wife, she is really a bitch. Li Guolou is not a peaceful person, he is as cheap as his brother, let me find out what the Li family brothers are doing in the capital Business?"

The manager, Zhao Deming, took Li Guolou's business card to watch, and said: "You are young and ambitious, and you still want to do this in front of us, let him look good."

Hu Xueyan's large-scale cavalry team entered the capital, and the carriage was covered with black and gold plaques. One corner of the plaque was exposed, and the word "Hu Qing" was written on it. A vigorous business for the poor medical center is about to start, like "Baozhilin" This small pharmacy will be the first to be hit.

Also on the carriage, Li Guolou was holding Hu Xueyan's famous thorn. The nature of the business card was different from that of receiving the famous thorn.When an official goes to see the governor, he asks the servant to bring his famous assassin to visit the governor. The superior accepts the famous assassin and sets a time before you can visit him. Failure to accept the famous assassin means not seeing visitors.

Li Guolou smiled and said: "Yelia, the businessman just now is the richest businessman in the Qing Dynasty, named Hu Xueyan. Your former lover Robinson Robinson is not of the same level as him. Zuo Zongtang's food for the Nian army He raised half of it."

Yelia twisted Li Guolou's arm, and snorted coldly: "Look at you, I don't want Robinson anymore, why do you mention him. I have heard of Hu Xueyan's name a long time ago, and he looks good , no wonder women are willing to climb into his bed."

Li Guolou smiled playfully, and said: "Hu Xueyan likes thirteen or fourteen-year-old chicks, and he likes to fuck little girls. He didn't like you."

"Fuck you bastard!" Yelia jumped on Li Guolou and bit him.

After the fight, Li Guolou hugged Yelia and said, "I will take you to see Hu Xueyan in a few days. He is my brother's enemy, and my uncle wants him to die. One day I want to see him die." Go down. Now go to praise the stinky feet of the boss of the Purple Clothes Society, am I Goujian?"

Yelia pointed Li Guolou's nose with her hand and said, "You are cheap enough, you will plot against you as your friend, and plot against you as your enemy, and you will not escape your demons if you are your lover." Catch, who else is not counting on you?"

"I can't help it. I like to use my brain. Even when I'm with Lingling, I want to figure out what she's thinking. I'm already addicted like smoking drugs. My brain can't stop until I figure things out." Li Guolou furrowed his brows tightly, one day he will collapse, he already suffers from nervousness, he likes to analyze and infer, but in the end his head can't take it anymore.

Yelia looked up at Li Guolou, and sighed: "You, you look at people with a pair of thieves' eyes, and there is no good person in your eyes. First cut off my back, and also cut off my own back. It still takes more Rest, don't work too hard, pretending to be a good person to be a bad person, how aggrieved, just be a heinous bad person."

Li Guolou argued: "Yelia, I'm not a bad person, I'm a member of the rivers and lakes, there is no distinction between black and white, only collusion of interests. Do you understand that if you do something bad, you can wash your hands in the golden basin? Now there is no distinction between right and wrong, and in the future we will make it bigger." Good people, all the big men in the Jianghu are like this. Let's do bad things when we are young, and build a school in the future, so that future generations can read the legend of the two of us."

"Then will you write down the real story?"

Li Guolou said: "As long as I am not stupid, I will not write, and leave a good example for future generations. Understand? There is no one in the world who smears his own face."

"Oh, Mike, you are plotting against me again. The book "I Became a Concubine in the Qing Empire" has not been written yet, so don't worry too much. If I can do it and invite the first president of the university, I will just say Good words, I will never tell our secrets." Yeliya couldn't help but fell into Li Guolou's trap, willing to bury all the dirty things in the underworld.

"Yelia, I was just talking about building a school, not a university. Why did you even think of the name of the university? How much would it cost to build a university! You can't see the vineyards or primeval forests."

Yelia said: "I'm thinking as much as you do now, and I'll talk about it later. When people get old and don't need sex, their ideas will be different from now. Mike, if we succeed, I won't write Gui Laozi. Memoirs. If we don’t succeed, it’s good to make money by writing a book. In Europe, copyright fees can be paid for 100 years. I definitely don’t speak Chinese, and there is no copyright fee for a penny. You Qing people can really go to hell .”

Li Guolou got what he wanted, and said with a smile, "Yelia, then it's a deal, and I swear by high-fiving!"

With a sound of "snap!", the two started kissing in the carriage. Now they are at the age of passion, and they are so sticky.

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