late Qing Dynasty arrest

Chapter 183 Master Tarzan the Ape

The Austrian reporter stood up and asked, "Mr. Robinson, what would you do if you won?"

Robinson sat upright and said: "If there is no if, I will definitely win! At that time, I will show my French compatriots that although I was abandoned by Mrs. Yelia, who loves the new and hates the old, God still loves his children. I have won the victory of all French people." love. Then I will give my winnings to God who loves me."

"Oh—" There was an uproar, and there were many discussions in the audience. Robinson is a noble person, and he wants to dedicate the winnings to the church.

"Mr. Mike, what do you think of the newspaper saying that you are a big stallion? I heard that Mrs. Yelia said it herself?" The British Sun reporter loves gossip and asks such a question regardless of the public Unsightly question.

Ordinary people have long glared at each other when they are insulted, scolding the British Sun reporter or saying, "No comment!"

Li Guolou is not an ordinary person, he still maintained his demeanor and said: "Mr. Sun reporter, I will answer your first question. Alexandre Dumas is a great French writer, and I admire him very much. As for the second You have to ask Mrs. Yelia about the question, I can't answer it for her."

The audience clapped their hands together. Li Guolou's words were too good. He didn't lose face to the Qing Empire, nor did he discredit France Jinhua.

"Oh, it's Dumas, you Qing people are really a troublesome nation with different pronunciations and characters." The British Sun newspaper reporter justified himself and edited the article completely.

The master of ceremonies on the stage shouted: "You can ask Mr. Robinson two more questions."

The French reporter asked: "Mr. Robinson, you are a noble person. I really admire you. In terms of weight and height, you are not on the same level as Mike, but age is an unbeatable enemy. Are you not worried?"

Robinson said with confidence: "Eugene asked a very good question, but I have the best team and the most powerful master. My master is the French boxing champion Tarzan. With such master's guidance, I will go nowhere. Invincible."

A thick and long-haired young man like an orangutan walked forward. He was a wild man who grew up in the primeval forest and his name was "Human Ape Tarzan". His appearance overwhelmed the light of Li Guolou. Photographers took pictures of Tarzan the ape.

Li Guolou stood up with a cheeky face, and said with a smile: "Mr. Taishan, the boxing champion, can you give me a photo with your signature?"

The ape Tarzan glanced and said: "Mike, when you lie on the ground tomorrow, I will put a photo on your face, just to cover your dead face."

Li Guolou was ridiculed by Tarzan the ape once, and despite the ridicule around him, he still stood beside Tarzan the ape and took a group photo with Tarzan the ape.

After the photo was taken, Li Guolou held Taishan's hand tightly and said: "I am very grateful to Mr. Taishan, the boxing champion, for looking up to me. In the future, Robinson will not be able to invite you. I will invite you to come to the capital and I will cover all the expenses. A big red envelope."

Tarzan the ape sighed: "Mike, I think you have a thick skin. This is why Mr. Robinson is not as good as you. This is the only thing you are worse than Mr. Robinson."

Eugene, the French journalist, exclaimed: "No! And the bed."

The press seats were full of laughter. Li Guolou turned back to his seat without changing his expression. Passing by the beautiful card holder, a card was stuffed into the gap of Li Guolou's sports shorts. The beautiful card holder said softly: "Mike, I Good on you."

Li Guolou whispered in his ear: "Beauty, bet the whole family on me, and I guarantee you will double it."

"Dirty!" The beautiful card holder scolded loudly. This time, she also became the focus of reporters, killing countless photos. Li Guolou said that the beautiful card holder became famous, and her net worth more than quadrupled.

The Belgian reporter asked: "Mr. Robinson, what do you most want to say to Mrs. Yelia when you are here?"

Robinson stood up and said: "Of course I most want to tell Mrs. Yelia, marry me, I already know that I was wrong, and I don't want to spend the rest of my life in regret. Dear Mrs. Yelia, come back quickly, come back In the arms of the French, the Qing people are bigamists, Mrs. Yelia, if you get together with the Qing people, you will go to hell after death, and you will never be forgiven by God."

Li Guolou stood up abruptly, and shouted angrily: "Robinson! Ancestor, are you proposing marriage or cursing Yeliya? Our grievances can be resolved in the boxing ring. Why do you say this is immoral?" if."

Robinson knew that he would be wrong if he said too much, and the second half of the sentence went too far, saying that he hated Mrs. Yelia. He would never want to marry Mrs. Yelia again. Now he just wants to beat his love rival Li Guolou to make a lot of money.He said just now that he donated the money to the Catholic Church. It was a bet in his own name. Most of the bets were in the name of his son. How could he donate the money he won from boxing for no reason? go.

Robinson hurriedly sat down and pretended not to understand Li Guolou's cursing words, annoyed at how this Qing Dynasty man, who dragged his tail to argue, could speak English so well.

The reporters did not help Robinson this time, and agreed with Li Guolou's words, how can a man's duel speak ill of a woman in the public.Discussing the language conflict between Li Guolou and Robinson, lamenting that Li Guolou's witty words are better than Robinson's, and they agreed to tamper with Li Guolou's rhetoric.

In the last round, the master of ceremonies said, "You can ask Mike one last question."

The Italian reporter asked: "Mr. Mike, the Chinese are all proud of you. Do you consider yourself a national hero?"

Li Guolou said loudly: "Reporter friends, winning is an addiction, just like you have won the right to be a superior person. I have won the love of Yelia, and I have also won the love of others. As for the national hero, I am ashamed. I am not that great, but if I can beat Mr. Robinson twice, I will be very proud. Thank you for your support, and I will go to your country to win in the future when I have the opportunity."

One sentence offended all the reporters present. Li Guolou was described by them as a conceited man or a narcissist who stuffed a card with his address into the bra of a beautiful woman holding cards.This was the truth witnessed by all the reporters present. Although no photos were taken, there was a witness of the beautiful card holder.French reporter Eugene handed each reporter a card with Li Guolou's home address on it, which was physical evidence.

Li Guolou stood up and was about to leave the press conference venue. The reporters in the front row followed behind him. Two groups of reporters, the British and French allies followed closely behind Robinson. Journalists from other countries were all interested in Li Guolou. , have asked for a separate interview.

Li Guolou was very happy to be followed by journalists from various countries. He stopped and said, "Well, good friends from the press, I invite you to drink coffee. At four o'clock in the afternoon at the Mox Cafe, I will accept interviews from journalists from various countries. Interview, Mrs. Yelia will also come."

As soon as the words fell, several British and French reporters abandoned Robinson and his party, and all flocked to Li Guolou to get close to Li Guolou. Now these reporters are most concerned about Mrs. Yelia's question about Mike being a big stallion What do you think?

Robinson snorted, and said: "The country people have never seen the world, and they have to treat themselves after listening to the reporter's nagging. I will not cut it for it."

Dozens of Robinson and his party left the exhibition hall desertedly. They had already lost their morale. Li Guolou was warmed up by Mrs. Yelia, a blonde beauty. Who would be interested in Robinson who was like an orangutan.

Taishan turned his head and glanced deeply at Li Guolou. He liked the feeling of being surrounded by people, and the loneliness brought about by leaving the boxing ring was lingering. This time he found a reason to come back.

When Li Guolou walked out of the exhibition hall, he saw a lot of people standing by the side of the road. They all wanted to appreciate Li Guolou's demeanor with their own eyes.One of them stood out. Su Yuli (Yang Dongting) stood between two tall black men. Li Guolou and Su Yuli looked at each other and nodded slightly to indicate that everything was going well and everything was going on as planned.

Li Guolou and the two boxing masters got into the carriage, and the guards of Captain Iron Hook Casino took strict precautions along the way.

Li Guolou said in a low voice: "Master, Second Master, Robinson is much thinner than I saw last time, it will be very difficult to fight tomorrow."

Master Harris said: "It's still too fat, Mike, your footsteps are the magic weapon for you to win, don't be provoked by your opponent's words, you can win."

The second master Jack nodded and said: "Yes Mike, you are not boxing with Tarzan the ape. Robinson is not as good as you, and your mouth is not as good as you. Why are your hands and feet surpassing you?"

The three of them laughed together, and Li Guolou said: "Second master is right. Robinson is superior to me in terms of strength and weight, but I am much more explosive and flexible than him. The only thing I am worried about now is that Robinson will bribe me." If I don’t know the referee, I will definitely lose if I win or lose based on point theory.”

Master Harris ignored him and said, "Mike, just beat Robinson. Don't count the points. The eighth round is the key. If Robinson can't find his way, no matter how the referee judges him, he will lose."

"Eight is an auspicious number in the eyes of us Qing people, and I will remember it."

The second master Jack said: "Mike, play on the spot, the old man will be stunned then, give him a punch when you see the opportunity, it is best to do a combination punch, and defeat the old man in less than eight rounds."

"Young people, don't be too greedy, follow the steps." The master Harris was a little dissatisfied with the irresponsible words of the second master Jack.

Li Guolou has no excuses for being silent, he is not a follow-through person, otherwise he would not snatch other people's mistresses, let alone confront rivals in love.He is very confident in defeating Robinson Robinson. Time is an invincible enemy, and he will also weaken with the passage of time. The glory of the past has become an unforgettable memory. Those who hold on to the glory of the past will eventually become a new generation. rise.Guan Yunchang, who passed five stages and killed six generals, went to Maicheng to bid farewell to his life in failure.The pride of the French, the invincible Napoleon; Bonaparte I, the Battle of Waterloo lost power and humiliated the country.It is not his turn to wash away the national humiliation of the Qing Empire, so he insulted the pride of the French on this land that belongs to the French.

Li Guolou raised his legs and whistled "Mandarin Duck Tea", which is a favorite of French hooligans. ".

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