Phantom

() Chen Jiayu's head was full of black lines, and he said something to the fat man.most

Until Linzhou curiously asked what the Platonic style and the old man's push-cart style meant, he finally collapsed.

He silently patted Lin Zhou's shoulder, with a serious face, and said in a low voice: "The facts are already clear, that Megatron is a vicious little scepter! He even tried to seduce the fat man!"

Lin Zhou asked weakly, "What does Xiao Shou mean?"

Chen Jiayu said angrily: "Xiao Shou is a woman among men! We normal men like to attack, do you understand the attack?! Do you remember the science and education film starring Teacher Cang last time? Didn't the men in it just keep launching attacks? Is there any cracking! Only women like to lie there motionless and accept the attack! That's why it's called Xiaoshou!"

Lin Zhou suddenly realized, and nodded half understanding.

Then Chen Jiayu said: "But that Megatron is a pervert, he likes to be attacked like a woman! We call this kind of man Xiaoshou!"

Linzhou was a little strange and said, "But men don't have the unique copulation organs of women, how can they accept it?"

Chen Jiayu sighed, and said earnestly, "Isn't this the two ends of the human food chain?"

It took Linzhou a few minutes to understand. It really is profound and profound. He has too much knowledge. It seems that the saying "Live and learn forever" is really a famous saying.

But Linzhou still asked seriously: "Is it a bit dirty?"

Chen Jiayu shook his head and said, "I can't take care of it..." He paused, then patted Lin Zhou on the shoulder.Word by word: "Now the situation is very urgent, that Megatron keeps seducing the fat man. Trying to change our fat man from a normal man into a gay is simply an unforgivable crime! We have to stop him from The poison of the fat man!"

Lin Zhou nodded vigorously, deeply agreeing, but he asked curiously: "How do you plan to stop Megatron?!"

Chen Jiayu thought about it seriously and said, "Talk to Fatty first, I hope he will find his way back..."

After that, he walked over arrogantly and patted Huang Zixuan on the shoulder and said, "Fatty, I need to talk to you. What are you doing?"

Without even thinking about it, Huang Zixuan said, "I'm downloading the high-definition version of Les Miserables."

Chen Jiayu froze with a sound, and looked at his screen carefully before he came back to his senses and said, "I thought you were introducing yourself just now..."

Huang Zixuan leaned on him and said, "Isn't Megatron asking me to read more world classics, cultivate my passion, don't always be an old man pushing a cart, what the hell is going on with me? I've been so nervous all night. , Is it because of hemorrhoids?"

Chen Jiayu relied on you for the hemorrhoids attack.After finally calming down, he said in a heavy tone, "Fatty, I understand your pain!"

Huang Zixuan was taken aback for a moment, then listened to the action of typing on the keyboard, looked at him like an idiot and said, "Painful? Why am I in pain?"

Chen Jiayu said seriously: "I know that you are on the road of pursuing girls, and you have been bumpy all the way. You have stumbled, suffered some setbacks, and even your crystal boy heart has been scarred. I know your suffering, and I completely understand your feelings. Understandable."

Huang Zixuan was taken aback.Dumbfounded, he said, "You're stuffed, what's wrong?! Why can't I understand a word? It's the same as Megatron..."

Linzhou couldn't stand it anymore.Can't help translating: "Jiayu means that you are always unable to meet girls, and you feel very tormented, so you become abnormal. Others understand this very well."

Chen Jiayu nodded vigorously, admiring the translation. Although it lacks a little artistic accent, it is better than being simple and easy to understand.

Sure enough, the fat man understood this time, and he cursed loudly: "Damn it, Chen Jiayu, you bastard, you can't open any pot! You've already fucked three girls before your first semester is over, Yu Qing, Zhao Xi and Ding Hui! You are so excited! You can understand me! People like me can only be gay!"

The last sentence made Chen Jiayu's mouth grow very big, and he looked at Linzhou with pain on his face, meaning did you see it? !I am right!

He said anxiously: "Fatty, although you have encountered some setbacks, you can't give up on yourself! Where is the grass in the world! If you want to open up, don't be led astray by some people!"

Huang Zixuan said in a tight voice: "Jiayu, you took the wrong medicine today, why go astray, I think you are going astray!" .

Chen Jiayu returned to Linzhou with a depressed face, and said, "The fat man is so sick that he can't tell right from wrong, it's over! He's dying! Take a step forward, you'll be on a cliff!"

Lin Zhou also felt a little nervous when he got him, and hurriedly said, "What should I do then?"

Chen Jiayu suddenly thought of something, slapped his thigh and said: "First of all, I must rush to introduce him to a girlfriend and let him go on the right path. This is the way to cure him. Secondly, aren't you familiar with the focus interview of Megatron's roommate? ? From where did he know who Megatron is, and what kind of stimulus he has embarked on this path of no return? Let that focus interview persuade Megatron that it’s fine if he wants to be gay, don’t poison him. Fatty is such a good young man!"

Linzhou thought for a while, and said, "Okay, I'll try, I'll turn on the computer and contact the focus interview!"

He and focus interviews are mainly communicated through the Penguin. It is a little strange that, like Megatron, he seems to be very resistant to using tools such as the phone or WeChat with voice, anyway, he has never heard his voice so far.

Fortunately today, the focus interview was actually online, and he immediately sent a message on Penguin asking: "My roommate asked, is your classmate Megatron a little bitch? By the way, will he also seduce you?" ?”

After a long time over there, he replied: "...Why are you like this? Why are you such a nice guy..."

Lin Zhou replied: "I don't know, anyway, the roommate is going to spoil our fat man, oh, that beast, I didn't see that the two of them are chatting like glue all day long, and discussing platonic and old man push As for the car, in order to prevent Fatty from falling, we plan to find a girlfriend for him."

At the same time, in the girls' dormitory, Qi Yueyi laughed so hard that she leaned forward and backward and said, "Yanting, aren't you acting a little too obvious, they think you're a little shou, and you're seducing that guy Huang Zixuan, Oops, I really can't hold it anymore, I'm laughing to death..."

Shen Yanting pouted, her pretty face was full of depression, and she scolded angrily: "It's nothing, I'm fine, I'm just discussing feelings with him, God knows what those boys think .”

Qi Yueyi teased: "Shuangwaiwai, they are looking for a girlfriend for him."

Shen Yanting pursed her lips, and said bitterly: "I want them to fool around with mice! I hate it!"

Qi Yueyi giggled coquettishly and said: "Yan Ting, I think, if you still reveal your identity, I believe he will lose his eyes, those two guys are stupid, they must not have thought that Megatron Tian is a big beauty, giggling."

Shen Yanting shook her head, pouted and said, "I don't want it, that fat man's head is full of yellow things, he knows what old man pushes a cart..."

Qi Yueyi also knew about that plot, and she couldn't help laughing when she thought about it, she clearly remembered how Shen Yanting was furious at that time.

She managed to hold back her smile, and asked teasingly: "He has a yellow mouth, so you still play chess and chat with him all day..."

Shen Yanting blushed, obviously being refuted by the key point, and after a while she fought back vigorously: "Don't me! You and that Shuangwaiwai also had a good chat! And anyway, I know that Huang Zixuan is not Girlfriend, the big deal is that the girl will follow him, your cool one is Linzhou, but he has a girlfriend, An Zixin, the one with big breasts... my big beauty Qi, although they call you Qingcheng level, but you may not have an advantage in this regard.”

After that, she deliberately glanced at her breasts, which were actually not too small, especially among the Chinese people, they were quite expected, but it was true that they couldn't compare with An Zixin's best.

Qi Yueyi blushed, hit her several times angrily, and said coquettishly, "You bastard, you are becoming more and more slanderous! You are shameless!"

After a while, she still blushed slightly and said: "Also, that Shuang Wai Wai and I are just ordinary friends, we don't chat and play chess like glue every day like you, we have nothing to do."

When talking, the big beauty's expression is a little unnatural...

In a luxurious villa not far from the school.

Ling Shuanghua was seriously flipping through the chairman's diary, she hesitated for a while, and finally called the nanny over and asked her to copy all the pages, but be careful not to damage them.

After the arrangements were made, she also felt a little sleepy. Thinking of someone refusing to stay at her house, she felt restless.

At this time the phone rang, and the caller was her bodyguard leader named Song Qingfeng, an unusually tough guy in his 40s, who used to be a special soldier.

Ling Shuanghua put down the phone and walked downstairs to the living room, where Song Qingfeng was already standing there respectfully.

After seeing Ling Shuanghua, he respectfully reported: "Miss, I have checked all the surveillance records of the community, and there is no suspicious person coming in or out, especially since we missed the time period around nine o'clock just now. The camera records, the characters appearing in it are either residents of the community or security guards..."

Ling Shuanghua frowned, and reprimanded coldly: "Really, I can't do this little thing well!"

That Song Qingfeng drooped his head and said, "Miss, are you delusional?"

Ling Shuanghua furiously said: "How is it possible?! Zhou and I both saw it! That guy should be hiding in the green belt next to the streetlight, check again! It may not be haunted?!" To be continued. , welcome to the starting point (qidian votes for recommendation and monthly tickets, your support is my biggest motivation. Please go to mqidian to read.)

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