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Have you ever read Dou Break Sphere or online novels? Those awesome masters like to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, and then suddenly burst out with powerful fighting power at the end, scaring everyone to death, and then reaching a very pretentious level. realm.

This is called refreshing.

Masters are looking for coolness like this.

It must be like this, this old monk must be pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and then make himself feel that he is an ordinary person, and finally help himself recover his strength when he is desperate.

This will give you a great sense of refreshment.

It must be so.

"Eat me for a turn."

Liu Tian threw a brick directly at the old monk's Tianling cover.

Liu Tian felt that this old guy would definitely avoid it more.

Because Liu Tian felt that this old guy was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. When facing danger, the prehistoric power in his body would automatically avoid danger for him.

boom!

But he thought too much, and what Liu Tian didn't expect was that the brick actually hit the abbot's head.

The latter was immediately stunned, and then squatted on the ground with his head in his arms.

"My head, my head." Then it yelled.

"—"

"Master, are you okay?" Liu Tian asked tentatively.

"If you want to be the abbot, I'll give it to you. You don't need to murder as a teacher."

"Master, you misunderstood, you misunderstood." Liu Tian thought for a while, and then took out the brick just now, "Master, look at this brick, I have seen it before, it is on Tiananmen Square Bricks, according to those masters, this kind of thing is the existence of treasures. Putting it at home can ward off evil spirits, and it can cure all diseases with the human body and bring good luck. Then I see that you have bad luck recently. The fortune of the temple It’s not good either, so I can’t help but give you a rescue.”

"is it?"

"Of course. Monks don't lie." Liu Tian nodded.

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Three days passed in a blink of an eye.

Liu Tian felt that the three days passed quickly.

Anyway, it passed in an instant.

Maybe it's really easy these days, and you can also learn that this is the power of Buddha.

On the third day, the old monk asked himself to ask for alms.

The temple just got Zhou Lingyan's incense money, so it stands to reason that there is no shortage of money.

But the old monk still let Liu Tian go out for alms.

He said it was a compulsory course.

Liu Tian went.

Today's weather is very bad, the sky is covered with dark clouds, the wind is howling, it seems that it will rain heavily at any time!

Boom!

With the sound of muffled thunder, the sky finally couldn't bear such oppressive weather, and then the rain fell down with a splash.

It's a bad weather.

boom!

The courtyard walls of the temple collapsed.

"Oh my God." In the temple, the old monk was full of melancholy. Seeing this scene, he was very worried, and then came out wearing a raincoat.

As soon as I came out, I heard the sound of hula, and then the old monk looked back and saw the plastic film on the meditation room. There used to be a big hole there, and then the plastic film was hung and flew away, and the big hole appeared in the eyes.

"Amitabha, Buddha, you are going to get rained again tonight." Seeing this, the old monk shook his head, but his heart ached.

It seems that I can't do it myself, I have to find a few masters to make up for the house, but the current price is really too high.

The old monk was still thinking about cleaning up the courtyard wall first.

But just when he bent down to pick up a brick, one foot stepped on the brick he was about to pick up.

"Benefactor, if you step on a brick on Tiananmen Square, it will bring bad luck." The old monk said solemnly.

Then he raised his head, and an old man in his 60s fell into his eyes.

The old man is dressed in a gray robe, which looks a bit like an ancient costume.

He didn't have an umbrella or a raincoat, but the rain didn't fall on him.

The old monk was surprised at once, and then asked, "Benefactor, what brand of raincoat is yours that works so well?"

"Finally found you." The old man said lightly.

"Benefactor, have you been looking for me?" the old monk asked.

"Hand over that brat." Xuanyuan Wugen said flatly.

"Almsgiver, I don't understand what you mean? Are you here to ask the Buddha what he is looking for? Although I don't know what you want, as long as you worship Buddha devoutly, the Buddha will always be by your side. What do you want, the Buddha I can give you all."

"Buddha?" Xuanyuan Wugen sneered.

Then he stretched out his hand, volleyed a little, and without warning, with a bang, the biggest Buddha in the temple collapsed!

Then the Buddha directly shattered and fell into pieces.

"Sin, sin!" Seeing this, the old monk clasped his hands together.

"This is your Buddha?" Xuanyuan Wugen laughed, "You just gave your Buddha a layer of gold or copper on the surface, and then made it out of mud? How do you deceive your Buddha? , how can you ask the Buddha to bless you?"

"Buddha doesn't care about these things." The old monk shook his head.

"The benefactor, please go back. The roof is torn off, the wall is down, the old monk is busy, and I don't have time to entertain the benefactor today." The old monk said lightly.

"I don't need your entertainment, and I don't need to take up too much of your time. I just want that kid. If you leave it to me, I'll leave soon." Xuanyuan Wugen said.

"The boy you are looking for, we really don't have it here. I have a guy named Xuan Mo here. I don't know if it is what you are looking for."

"Where is it?" Hearing this, Xuanyuan Wugen immediately asked.

Although he didn't know what Xunmo was, but hearing the name, he felt like he was a liar. He must be not an ordinary person, maybe it was Liu Tian's pseudonym.Then Xuanyuan Wugen couldn't wait to ask.

"The backyard." The old monk said.

Then Xuanyuan Wugen immediately went to the backyard, but found nothing in the backyard, except for a dog, a big black dog.

"Where is the mysterious demon you are talking about?!" Xuanyuan Wugen asked.

"Woof." The big black dog jumped out.

"That's it." The old monk said lightly.

"You fool me?!"

Suddenly Xuanyuan Wugen was furious.

"The benefactor, don't be angry. There is a pig in the front room. It is a male. I don't know if it is the kid you are looking for."

"Old man, what I'm looking for is a person, his name is Liu Tian!" Xuanyuan Wugen angrily came to the front of the old monk, and then picked up the old monk's collar and lifted it up for him.

"If you are sensible, you'd better hand him over quickly, otherwise, you don't need to open this temple."

Xuanyuan Wugen said in a low voice, to be honest, he was really angry.

This old monk is just teasing himself, isn't he?

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