goddess wife loves me

After entering the box, the girl Fan Yingying kept grabbing Liu Tian's arm.

Originally, being caught by a beautiful woman should be exciting and joyful for everyone, but Liu Tian is quite depressed.

Because of this, the girl Zhou Lanlan has been looking at her coldly all the time, which is good, for a fake girlfriend to make her woman angry with her, if it wasn't for the 10 yuan, fuck, Liu Tian would definitely Turn against Fan Yingying.

"I said big sister, can you relax a bit?" In the end, Liu Tian could only helplessly look at Fan Yingying who was hugging her arm tightly.

"You think I want to!" Fan Yingying glared at Liu Tian: "My lady is a beautiful woman with her arms around you, what are you talking about?" Then she pinched Liu Tian's arm.It seems to complain that Liu Tian is very uninterested.

"If you do this, my girlfriend will be angry with me." Liu Tian grinned in pain, but in order not to make Zhou Lanlan more angry, Liu Tian still said something

"Your girlfriend?" Fan Yingying was stunned for a moment, then asked softly, "Who is it?"

"Just her..." Liu Tian pointed to Zhou Lanlan quietly, and then said, "Look, it's because of you that my girlfriend is angry with me now."

"Is she your girlfriend?" Fan Yingying stared at Liu Tian in surprise.

"Fuck!" Liu Tian was not happy when he saw this, "Why doesn't it look like that?!"

Fan Yingying looked at Liu Tian carefully, but what made Liu Tian vomit blood was that the girl shook her head seriously afterwards.

"Damn." Liu Tian cursed depressingly, and then said: "I tell you, you said you would not interfere with my private life, hum, I have a girlfriend, you must not really like it Brother!"

"Why don't you die!" Hearing Liu Tian's words, Fan Yingying pinched Liu Tian angrily, thinking why this person is so shameless, but she relaxed a little invisibly, and cursed in a low voice: "You Shameless rascal, this lady would not like you even if she likes a pig, hum, disappear as soon as you have lied to Lin Jiacheng!"

"If I'm going to die, who will be your boyfriend..." Liu Tian really wanted to answer, but seeing that the girl relaxed a little, Liu Tian shut up angrily.

At this time, Wei Shaodong had already arranged the seat. The beast arranged Zhou Lanlan's seat next to him, Liu Tian's seat to the outermost, and Fan Yingying's seat to Lin Jiacheng's.

Paralyzed!

Seeing such a distribution, Liu Tian felt like throwing his size 42 shoes on Wei Shaodong's size 38 face on the spot. Didn't this make it clear that he wanted to bully and isolate him?

What's even worse is that the girl Zhou Lanlan didn't object, and after glaring at Liu Tian, ​​she sat down directly, which made Wei Shaodong dizzy immediately, as if Zhou Lanlan had accepted him.

But classmate Liu Tian felt very distressed, thinking that this girl is quite old, why is she still like a little girl. .

But to Liu Tian's relief, Fan Yingying said on the spot that she wanted to sit with her, and then under Lin Jiacheng's embarrassed gaze, she sat directly next to Liu Tian.

This made Liu Tian suddenly look like a rooster who had won a fight, and looked at Wei Shaodong and Lin Jiacheng with provocative eyes, as if to say, look, my brother's charm is actually very great...

However, Wei Shaodong ignored it directly. Anyway, in his opinion, Zhou Lanlan was almost ready for him. Then he saw that everyone was seated, so he picked up the prepared menu, glanced at everyone and said: "Everyone, order, today I treat you."

Then he looked at Zhou Lanlan with a smile, and said very gentlemanly: "Lanlan, let me help you."

Zhou Lanlan nodded without thinking about it.

As for why he ordered for Zhou Lanlan, one was because he wanted to be courteous, and the other was because the menu used by the animal was in French, and he was worried that Zhou Lanlan would be embarrassed if he couldn't understand it. As a eunuch's son, it's easy to know a little foreign language.

But Liu Tian... frowned when he got the menu.

Seeing Liu Tian's expression, Wei Shaodong smiled, yes, it was the grim smile of a villain who had succeeded in his plot.

He did not believe that a rogue knew any French.He just wanted to embarrass Liu Tian.

Liu Tian frowned not because he didn't know, just kidding, No. 4, who swept the killer rankings of all countries, would not know the language of a developed country like France.It's because Liu Tian didn't expect Wei Shaodong to be so narrow-minded, he wanted to make a fool of himself even if he ordered a dish.

Seeing Wei Shaodong's villainous look on his face, Liu Tian was very upset, but then he suddenly thought of something, and an imperceptible evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Then, under Wei Shaodong's gloating gaze, Liu Tian pretended to pat the table, pointed to the menu and said proudly: "Wei Shao, this is English, haha, tell your brother's English level to pass 6 class!"

The audience was dumbfounded!

Then Lin Jiacheng looked at Liu Tian with a weird face, and then there was a look of contempt in his eyes, a bumpkin is a bumpkin, and Wei Shaodong laughed wildly without morals.

Fan Yingying thought what Liu Tian was doing with such a big move, but when she saw Liu Tian pointing to the menu seriously and saying that it was in English, she wished she could take the menu and throw it in Liu Tian's face!

You said that if you really don't understand, you can just ask me, it's just a little embarrassing.

But you just pretend to know what you don’t know!

Even pretending is fine!

You're at least right when you say it's French.

The key is that you say this is English!

It doesn't matter if you speak English, but you still say it so outrageously, as if you are afraid that others will not regard it as English.

But this is not English, and it has nothing to do with English at all!

Seeing the expressions of Lin Jiacheng and Wei Shaodong, Fan Yingying was immediately ashamed, her face flushed, and she glared at Liu Tian angrily, as if besides, you have completely embarrassed me!

"What kind of expression do you have! What's wrong, are you shocked by my brother's English level or something!" Seeing Fan Yingying's expression, Liu Tian said accusingly!

"I—" Fan Yingying looked at Liu Tian's serious face, but she couldn't say a word.

"Haha, Liu Tian, ​​I know your English is good, absolutely good!" Wei Shaodong hurriedly praised a few words at this time, but his eyes were full of contempt, and then continued: "Then Liu Tian, ​​hurry up and order, just eat your food." Miss you."

Although Wei Shaodong looked very enthusiastic on the surface, he sneered in his heart, asking you to put on a show and see how you can speak French into English to order food.

"Why don't I...help you order." At this time, the girl Fan Yingying leaned forward and said softly with a blushing face.

She thought about it, and blamed herself, Wei Shaodong must have wanted to make Liu Tian look bad, and since she often came to such high-end places, she didn't think about how Liu Tian, ​​a rascal, could understand French.

"How can I do that!" But Liu Tian gave Zhou Lanlan a ignorant look: "Young Master Wei treats guests, how can you be so casual!"

"Yes, just order casually, I am treating you today!" Wei Shaodong hurriedly nodded with a smile.

"Hmph, order it yourself!" Fan Yingying said angrily, glaring at Liu Tian.

Liu Tian picked up the menu, pointed to a lobster-like item on it solemnly, and said, "Let's have a crayfish first, tsk tsk, this lobster looks really big! It must taste delicious!"

Hearing what Liu Tian said, Fan Yingying wished she could slap him to death, and gnashed her teeth in anger.

Wei Shaodong even smiled at Liu Tian as if he were a clown. Sure enough, this guy is illiterate.

But I didn't expect him to casually say that it turned out to be a famous dish, Paris lobster, all these lobsters were airlifted from Paris, a few hundred yuan a piece, and a plate cost several thousand, but compared to Liu Tian's embarrassment, a few thousand yuan is nothing What, then Wei Shaodong smiled and said: "Liu Tian, ​​keep going, you're welcome!"

Liu Tian looked at Wei Shaodong very embarrassedly, as if he would be impolite if he said it again, then pointed to the drawing of a fish and said: "Let's have another plate of this braised fish, tsk tsk, look at the color, at least The big red fish in our Yellow River!"

Fan Yingying directly lowered her head...

Wei Shaodong and Lin Jiacheng sneered even more...

Even Zhou Lanlan was a little worried for this little man, couldn't he see that Wei Shaodong was trying to punish him on purpose?But according to her understanding of Liu Tian, ​​it seems that Liu Tian has never suffered a disadvantage after knowing him for so long. Could it be that he has other ideas?Thinking of this, Zhou Lanlan didn't say anything.

Then he pointed to a soup-like food, "Just this egg soup."

“And this pork stew vermicelli”

"This this…"

"and this…"

Classmate Liu Tian pointed to a dozen of them back and forth, and all of them were named by the new earthy names he gave them.

The first few dishes at the beginning made Wei Shaodong and Lin Jiacheng sneer, and they all regarded Liu Tian as the kind of country bumpkin who had never seen the world, and they despised it...

But slowly, they put away this contempt...

Even Wei Shaodong's face became a little embarrassed...

It's not because of other reasons, but because Liu Tian's dishes are more expensive than the other. Now he has ordered 10,000+ dishes. If he didn't look at Liu Tian's serious expression, Wei Shaodong might think that Liu Tian is pretending to be a pig. As for Hukeng himself, he must have often come to this kind of place before.

"Okay, just order these."

Hearing this, Wei Shaodong breathed a sigh of relief. If Liu Tian really ordered him to go down like this, the money he brought might not be enough, but not long after, Liu Tian suddenly thought of something, "That's right!"

Immediately scared Wei Shaodong, "Liu Tian, ​​do you want more?"

Liu Tian looked at Wei Shaodong in wonder, and asked weakly: "Wei Shao, is this too much? Do you want more?"

"Where is the word, continue, continue!" Hearing this, Wei Shaodong immediately became unhappy, joking, isn't young masters like them just trying to save face, and now that Zhou Lanlan is present, no matter how they say, he can't be too stingy , Besides, at the beginning, I said that I wanted to treat guests.So being so stimulated by Liu Tian, ​​this guy forgot about his embarrassing situation...

"That's good." Liu Tian smiled.

Then he pointed to a drink on the menu. Liu Tian remembered that he had drunk it before. What was the 1990 Burgundy red wine from Roman Conti Winery? : "This wine should taste good...Well, let's just order twenty or thirty bottles first..."

When he saw Liu Tian's order of wine, Wei Shaodong's heart twitched suddenly, and when he heard Liu Tian said that he wanted [-] or [-] bottles, his face immediately turned green, and he wanted to die at that time. …

Glancing quietly at Wei Shaodong from the corner of the eye, Liu Tian sneered in his heart...

How do you say that…

Hooligans know culture, that's the scariest thing

Fight with brother, brother can't kill you...

"Sorry, it's late, the main thing is that school starts today, I'm a little busy, sorry again"