Stunning weapon

~ri date:~October 11ri~

Mo Xiaochuan looked at the old Taoist priest with a look of success. Although he didn't speak, his expression seemed to say to the old Taoist priest, you have to say what you say, and you have to say it if you don't say it!

The old Taoist looked back at Mo Xiaochuan, grabbed the wine jar, and said with an angry face, "Boy, why didn't I realize that you are so hateful before?"

"Because I haven't found out that you can run with your pants up!" Mo Xiaochuan smiled and said, "Say, man, what are you afraid of? Who doesn't have a few romantic affairs, let alone a person like you who claims to be romantic. I I'm just curious, for a woman as strong as my mother-in-law, you dare to run with your pants up, you really admire Wansheng, admire..."

"Hmph!" The old Taoist blew his beard and stared angrily.

Mo Xiaochuan was smiling, not in a hurry, his legs were shaking slightly, and when he looked at the old Taoist priest, he was gloating.

"Boy, your leg hurts a lot. Would you like the old Taoist to take a look for you!" The old Taoist set his eyes on Mo Xiaochuan's leg.

"Whether my leg hurts or not has nothing to do with you." Mo Xiaochuan shook his head and said, "I'll just ask my mother-in-law to get some medicine later. My mother-in-law's medical skills should be better than yours."

"If it is missing, it depends on what kind of injury it is." The old Taoist boasted, and said: "This kind of meridian injury can be healed faster by those with strong inner strength."

"Don't change the subject. It doesn't matter if you say it early or late. If I say it early when I'm in a good mood, maybe I can help you plead in front of my mother-in-law. When I'm in a bad mood, I won't be treated like this." Mo Xiaochuan She raised her eyebrows and said with a sly smile: "Think about it, my mother-in-law loves me very much!"

"Okay!" The old Taoist smiled wryly and shook his head, "Actually, there is nothing bad to say!"

"Then why don't you hurry up and say it?" Mo Xiaochuan glanced at him and said, "My mood has already started to deteriorate..."

"It was more than 50 years ago, maybe almost 60 years ago, I can't remember clearly." The old Taoist raised his head and thought for a while, and said, "Forget it, don't care about him ≤ it's been a long time..."

"You can skip the nonsense directly. There is not much difference between being romantic in your teens and romantic in your decades. What I want to listen to is the key point." Mo Xiaochuan urged.

"Okay!" The old Taoist thought for a while, and said: "At that time, I was with Ye from the Ye family of Yan State, one of the four kingdoms in the Central Plains..."

"I want to hear why you are running with your pants up!" Mo Xiaochuan said again.

"Crack!" The old Taoist slapped the table and said, "Boy, did you let me tell you? Is it me or you? If you don't talk about the cause, how can you talk about the consequences!"

"Oh! That's right!" Mo Xiaochuan smiled and said, "Okay, you continue!"

Excited by Mo Xiaochuan, the old Taoist sped up his speech a lot, and said: "I had a fight with the head of Yemen back then, as for Ye, it's nothing, anyway, he was an old man back then, and he is dead now. Back then, I was still young, less than 30 years old, so I was naturally not his opponent, and I was seriously injured, and my meridians were severely damaged."

"Worse than me?"

"It's almost the same as you. However, you did it yourself, and you don't have enough skill to recover by yourself. I was beaten, and the trauma was serious. I almost died at that time."

"Still not dead."

"Nonsense, can I still talk to you when I'm dead?"

"Don't be angry. Continue!"

"Huh! I remember when I was sitting in a boat, I passed out and drifted along the current. I don't know how long it took. When I woke up, I was already lying on a bed."

"Xiandao Mountain?"

"Yeah!" The old Taoist nodded and said, "There is a pretty girl beside me."

"What blood!"

"what?"

"It's okay! I mean it's great that a beauty saves a hero!" Mo Xiaochuan asked, "Is this pretty girl your mother-in-law?"

"The boy is very smart."

"That is!"

"hey-hey……"

"Don't be yin, continue!"

"Okay, Xiao Lian was definitely a beauty back then. Although she was a little less charming than that girl named Xia Chuyue, but compared to the few around you... umm, Nvwa Situ is pretty, not as good-looking as her. Poor."

"Grandma is not ugly now, so I don't need you to explain this. Tell a story!"

"Well, good! She has been taking care of me since then. Although she has a bad temper, I can tell that she is very kind and a good girl."

"And then you couldn't help liking her?"

"almost!"

"Then you just gave up, took someone else's body, and ran away with your pants in your hands?"

"Fart, is the old man like that?"

"This way is...not right, that's not right either!" the old Taoist said angrily.

"Okay, let's tell a story!"

The old Taoist glanced at him, and said again: "Later, think about it. My injury can't be healed in a day or two, so after two months, we will fall in love for a long time. After my trauma is healed, she still I begged her mother to help me heal my meridians, back then I didn't know that healing my meridians would cost half of my energy."

Mo Xiaochuan deeply felt the same way. Martial arts practitioners cherish their own skills. It can be said that it is a great favor to pass on half of their skills to the other party. This is why Mo Xiaochuan respects Granny Lu so much. Gratitude is hard to repay!He couldn't help but nodded in agreement, and said, "It's not surprising that you don't know it. Besides, you just need to be filial to her old man when the time comes, just like I did to my mother-in-law!"

"At the time, I thought so too!"

"And after that?"

"What happened after that greatly exceeded my expectations."

"what's up?"

"Xiao Lian's mother agreed with Xiao Lian to marry me, but asked me to return to vulgarity, let me leave the school at that time, join the festival, and become a disciple of the festival. However, my master is also very kind to me, and our school only I am left alone, if I join the festival again, alas..." The old Taoist shook his head with admiration.

"Oh! That's how it is!" Mo Xiaochuan remembered that Granny Lu also asked him to join the festival that day, but he had no school distinction, so he readily agreed. If he had a master, he might as well. There are old Taoist priests this concern.

The old Taoist said again: "Besides, she only told me about this on the day I got married with Xiaolian, when we were about to enter the bridal chamber."

"Then, you ran away with your pants in hand?" Mo Xiaochuan couldn't help asking.

"Why did you run away with your trousers in your hands? It's so ugly." The old Taoist frowned and said, "Actually, I just didn't think it through at the time, and Xiao Lian also asked me to have only one woman in my life. I was still young at the time. There have been a few sentient women before, so I have some concerns about this!"

"So, you just ran away with your pants on?"

"Can you not mention this?" the old Taoist said angrily.

"Okay, okay, you continue!"

"What's more, what she said was so sudden that I didn't even prepare for it. At that time, I just wanted to leave for a while, let myself be quiet and think about it."

"Then did you think about it later?"

"It took about two years. I finally made up my mind and went to find Xiaolian, but what I didn't expect was that because of my affairs, her mother died in depression. When Lian saw me again, she drew her sword and faced her. Don't even listen to my explanation!"

"And she didn't hit you?"

The old Taoist shook his head and said, "I didn't fight back."

Mo Xiaochuan nodded slightly, and said: "With your mother-in-law's character, you are still alive, obviously she still has feelings for you!"

The old Taoist smiled wryly, and tore off the front of his chest. There was an obvious scar on the heart of his left chest. He showed it to Mo Xiaochuan, covered it up again, and said: "This is what she left, and she has always been merciful." , if her sword had pierced a little deeper, I would have died."

Mo Xiaochuan nodded, sighed softly, and said, "It turns out that my mother-in-law is so miserable!"

"Why don't I suffer!" the old Taoist sighed.

"You poor ass! You go to meet your old lover privately when you have nothing to do. And my mother-in-law has never married for you. She is 73 years old this year. A 73-year-old old maid, there is probably no one else in this world except her mother-in-law." You are really harmful." Mo Xiaochuan said angrily.

"Yes." The old Taoist shook his head: "So, she hates me, and I don't blame her."

Mo Xiaochuan sighed, and said: "Actually, my mother-in-law still has feelings for you now, otherwise, why would she come to rescue me based on a letter from you. At that time, my mother-in-law and I didn't know each other, so she could just ignore it. "

The old Taoist shook his head and said: "Actually, she has always felt ashamed of her mother. I asked her to save you because I wanted her to fulfill a wish. At least, your kid is better than me in this point, I know When she asked you to join the festival, you would definitely not hesitate."

"Actually, I hesitated." Mo Xiaochuan whispered.

"Ah?" The old Taoist was a little surprised, and said, "Why do you hesitate?"

"I didn't hesitate before. When I saw that my mother-in-law and Long Ying were so fierce, I wondered if Jie was all women with this kind of personality. If I went, what would they do to me. So, I was a little hesitant... ..."

"Hey...you're worthless...but anyway, you're already a festival person now. You'll know when you go..."

When the old Taoist said this, his expression was very strange, which gave Mo Xiaochuan a bad premonition.He thought for a while, then asked in a low voice: "Senior is someone who has been here before, can you find out first?"

"What the hell." The old Taoist said angrily, "When I was at the Festival, it was 50 years ago. What time is it now? I don't know what kind of character the girls there are."

"That's right!" Mo Xiaochuan took a deep breath and nodded nervously.After a while, he said again: "I didn't think about it beforehand. Or talk about your business, and you plan to let your mother-in-law be an old maid for the rest of her life?"

"What else?" The old Taoist said discouragedly.

"It's okay for an old tree to bloom..." Mo Xiaochuan laughed...