fire-breathing baby ruffian

The days on the island were also very boring, except for the three of them, no one else appeared on the island.

Why is it that when others travel through time, they will either bring disaster to the world or bring disaster to the troubled world?Is it not a house fight or a palace fight?No matter how bad he is, he can fall into a brothel and become an oiran lady?Why does she want to take care of a milk doll on this island where there are more animals than people?Do you have to wash his diapers? !

"Why why is this exactly why?" Chu Qiao imitated Ma Jingtao and howled while carrying Chu Xiaoxi on her back. Although the island had beautiful scenery and had enough food and clothing, it was quite painful without entertainment.

Every day is not eating, sleeping, sleeping, eating, yes, there are endless diapers.

"@#￥#%￥###." Chu Xiaoxi, who was on her back, had a pacifier in her mouth, so her words turned into birdsong.

"Shut up and draw maps every night, aren't you ashamed?" I thought he would draw every now and then, but he didn't expect to draw every day after he became a baby.

Tears ran……

Question: Who is the poorest person in the world?Answer: Me, me, me, and me, I have to give birth to a child as soon as I travel through time, and now I have to wash his diapers...

Fuck...thousands of mud horses whizzed past her... how spectacular...

"Girl! Girl..."

In the distance, the high-pitched and loud voice of the fat old man reached her ears, and she turned her head sadly, "Old man, what's the matter?"

With a sound of "whoosh", the fat old man used lightness kung fu to rush to Chu Qiao's side, looked up and down and said, "Girl, if you leave this fairy island, you will surely fascinate all the men in the world."

"Huh?" Chu Qiao was confused, what did the old man just say?Yes, is it a compliment to her?

"But as soon as you opened your mouth, all the men ran away." After the fat old man finished speaking, he shook his head with a smile, and his mustache trembled, which was as hateful as it could be.

Chu Qiao waved her fist at the fat old man, and said with a sneer, "Smelly old man, you owe me a lot, don't you?"

"I don't owe Bian, but you owe me a tael of silver." After the fat old man finished speaking, he stuck out his tongue at her triumphantly, making faces like an old urchin.

Speechless... clenching fists and crying...

"Didn't you say that money is something outside of your body? You are tall and upright, and you treat such vulgar things as dung?" She looked at him with contempt.

"Yes, I regard money as dung, but money regards me as relatives. If you say relatives come to your door, there is no reason for me to chase them away." The fat old man said plausibly.

Leaning at him, "Old man, you can be more shameless." As if thinking of something again, Chu Qiao raised her eyebrows and said with a smirk: "Old man, didn't you say you have an 80-year-old mother? ? Why haven’t I seen you in the past few days?”

The fat old man pointed to the chicken coop next to the small wooden house, pointed to an old hen and said to Chu Qiao, "Well, that's it."

"Who are you fooling? This is an old hen." She raised her eyebrows.

Glancing at her, "Yes, this is my old hen. Its name is 80 years old. When you read it together, it means an 80-year-old hen, or 80-year-old mother for short." The fat old man said without blushing.

You can figure it out too?Chu Qiao couldn't help applauding him in her heart, old man, your brazen face is still covered with a layer of gold, right?

Chu Qiao rolled her eyes at the fat old man with contempt, "What about the baby who is waiting to be fed?" Now it depends on how you can explain it, hum.

[Two updates are presented, and there will be more updates in the evening, (*^__^*) hee hee...]