fire-breathing baby ruffian

"Ruyi Langjun?" The fat old man sneered, and whipped again, "Fortunately, you can figure it out, the missing one is a rooster, where did it come from Ruyi Langjun?" His voice fell, and a few scattered chicken feathers fell. Along with a strange wind, it blew on the fat old man's face.

It's too bad... Is this what the book says "the leak in the house happens to rain all night"?She is embarrassing.

I saw the old man grabbed the chicken feathers, and the chicken feathers on his face appeared in front of his eyes. Holding the chicken feathers, he walked a few steps forward in the direction where the chicken feathers were blowing, and found a bush of grass over there. There are still a lot of chicken feathers in the pile.

"Why are there so many chicken feathers here?"

"Is...is it?" Chu Qiao stood up trembling.

Woooooooo... If I knew she would have thrown the chicken feathers away...

Alas, it's all the fault of laziness.

Under the dark cloud, under the murderous eyes of the fat old man, she walked there with difficulty, looked at the chicken feathers and continued to pretend to be stupid and said: "Strange? Why are there so many hairs here?" Suddenly, she shouted, "No! ", the fat old man trembled in fright, then shamelessly pointed to an innocent hen in the chicken coop and said: "That rooster must have been plucked and violated by that hen, so it can't bear the humiliation. Put on the wool and go to the fruit, run to jump into the lake and commit suicide.”

"@#@#￥@amp;%￥#@." [Mother was right, she ran to the lake and committed suicide. 】

"Hehehe..." [I didn't. 】The hen who was wronged also began to flap its wings in protest.

"You think such a ridiculous thing, I will believe it?" The fat old man put away his whip and raised his eyebrows.

"Fatty——" Chu Qiao said with a cheeky smile, "You can choose not to believe it, but you can't slander me, you must pay attention to evidence in everything, right?" Oh heh heh heh...

The fat old man glanced at her faintly, "Then do you dare to swear? If you eat this chicken, you will be struck with thunder."

Hearing this, Chu Qiao had no fear on her face: "Swear? Why don't you dare?" Who is she? Chu Qiao, a female college student in the 21st century, how could she be so superstitious about swearing?

Chu Qiao imitated the swearing movements of those actors in TV dramas, raised her left hand, the height of which was generally as high as her eyebrows, put her thumbs together, and swore forcefully to God: "I, Chu Qiao swear, I'm sorry for not doing anything. The matter of this rooster, otherwise it would be a thunderbolt." Hey, isn't it just a thunderbolt!Stinky old man, I ate that rooster, why?You let Lei hit me...boom me...

In an instant, a bolt of lightning snapped down, just knocking down a tree not far in front.

Chu Qiao pointed at God's hand and hurriedly retracted, staring at the tree that fell in front of her in disbelief.

Chu Xiaoxi, who was on her back, was also frightened by the thunder and hugged Chu Qiao's slender neck from behind, and said pitifully in a tender voice: "Mother, Xiaoxi is so scared!"

Chu Qiao also cried and said with embarrassment: "Mother is also very scared." She raised her eyes and looked directly at the fat old man with a dark face.

Quack quack... a flock of crows flew over her head...

It turns out that the vow will really come true... woo woo woo... She won't make it even if she is killed...

In order to uphold the spirit of refusing to admit to death, Chu Qiao had no choice but to point at the fallen tree and smiled reluctantly: "Hey, fat, look, it turned out that the tree violated your cock... ..."