fire-breathing baby ruffian

"Him?" Chu Qiao asked with a depressed face, "Who is it?"

Chu Xiaoxi pointed with her chubby little finger to the male beggar who was sitting on the ground begging to passers-by along the road and said, "He."

Frowning, Chu Qiao took Chu Xiaoxi's hand, walked up to the beggar and angrily said: "Stinky beggar, you beg here if you beg, why are you talking to my son about something? Look at it." He cried so sadly."

"Hehe, he was crying so sad that he would give me money." The beggar saw that it was a beautiful woman talking about him, so he scratched his head in embarrassment, and told the truth.

"Hey, you're really honest. He's my son, not yours. Why do you make him cry? You're making money here?" After she finished speaking, she leaned over and took all the dozen or so copper coins in the bowl. come out.

"Hey, girl, I haven't eaten yet." The beggar said anxiously, getting up to get his money back.

"It's enough for you to eat shit! How dare you use my mother's son to beg you for money? Are you tired of work?!" Chu Qiao looked displeased, and pushed the wall behind the beggar back with a palm, scaring the beggar He didn't even want the begging bowl, and ran forward desperately, shouting "Killer!" while running, the mother and son were so happy that they laughed.

"Mother, don't you ever leave Xiaoxi behind, okay?" The baby's voice was full of fear.

"Fool, Xiaoxi is so cute and beautiful, why would mother leave you alone? Come on, mother is rich, and I will take you to eat delicious food."

"Yeah." Chu Xiaoxi showed a cute smile, then picked up Xiao Huihui and said, "Xiao Huihui, mother is going to take us to eat delicious food."

After walking with Chu Xiaoxi for a while, they found a well-decorated and tidy inn called: Hengyun Inn.

After entering the inn, Chu Qiao found a corner seat and sat down. The waiter came over to say hello: "Guest officer, do you want to eat or stay in the inn?"

"Eat and stay in the hotel, please help me tidy up a clean room and come out."

"Okay, then I will arrange what you want to eat together."

She looked at the little milk baby and said, "Xiaoxi, what do you want to eat?"

"I want..." Chu Xiaoxi tilted her head and thought for a long time before saying, "I want to eat meat."

Smiling, Chu Qiao began to order: "Then one plate of braised pork, one plate of fried vegetables, one bowl of egg soup, and three bowls of rice."

"Okay, sir, please wait for a moment, the food will be ready soon, I will arrange a room for you." After the waiter finished yelling, he immediately set off to make arrangements.

"En." Chu Qiao nodded, but accidentally caught a glimpse of two figures walking in the door.

How did they come here?Chu Qiao lowered her body with a black face, and then covered her face with her left hand and secretly looked at the movement there from the corner of her eye. Could this be the legendary Encounter Road Narrow?

Fortunately, the two of them chose a seat far away from her, and sat down by the window.

"Xiao Er, here are six steamed buns, three catties of beef, and two catties of liquor." The attendant in green shouted to the waiter in the store.

"Okay, sir, please wait a moment, the food will be served soon." Xiao Er carried the kettle and quickly wiped the table with the towel on his body, and then poured two cups of tea for the two of them.

After a while, the food she ordered came out.

"Guest officer, you ordered a plate of braised pork, a plate of fried vegetables, a bowl of egg soup, and three bowls of rice." The waiter yelled.

Sweating, Chu Qiao was annoyed, but she only dared to whisper annoyed: "Little brother, it's ready when the dishes are ready, what are you shouting for? What if you scare my child into a fool?"

"Yes, yes, I will pay more attention next time." The waiter was confused, but he could only keep apologizing to her.

"Okay, okay, you go down." She waved her hand, motioning him to go.

Chu Xiaoxi, who didn't know the reason, was afraid that her mother would be worried, so she hurriedly said sweetly: "Mother, Xiaoxi is not frightened."

"Got it," Chu Qiao said with a smile after touching his little head, "Eat it quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold."

With a lovely smile on his face, "Yeah." Chu Xiaoxi nodded sensibly, then put Xiao Huihui on the table, imitating Chu Qiao's tone: "Xiao Huihui, eat quickly, you can eat it when it is cold." It's not delicious." While speaking, he thoughtfully picked up several pieces of braised pork for his little friend.

"Eat it yourself." Chu Qiao was a little amused, and couldn't help but pick up braised pork and vegetables for the little milk baby.

"Mother, I don't want to eat vegetables." Chu Xiaoxi suddenly took out the vegetables that were given to him, and put them on the plate that held them.

"Why? Didn't you eat it before?" She looked puzzled, did the little milk baby reach the age of picky eaters?

"I didn't like it before." Nennen's voice was full of disgust.

She remembered that even if he ate green vegetables before, he chewed them in his mouth and vomited.

"If you don't want to eat, don't eat it, mother." After Chu Qiao finished speaking, she picked up some green vegetables and started to eat, "Yes, it's delicious. No wonder some people don't grow taller, so they don't eat green vegetables."

When Chu Xiaoxi heard this, her eyes lit up: "Mother, will eating green vegetables make you grow taller?"

"Yes." After Chu Qiao finished speaking, she picked up some green vegetables to eat.

"Then I want to eat too." Chu Xiaoxi became anxious, and she also picked up some green vegetables and ate them. She said with a small mouth and said vaguely: "The green vegetables are not bad." After eating, she still didn't forget to take care of Xiaohui Hui, put a green vegetable in the friend's bowl, "Xiao Huihui wants to eat too, mother said it will grow up."

She is embarrassing, child, dogs are not vegetarians, okay? Xiao Huihui has black lines on her face.

While eating, there was a sudden commotion at the entrance of the inn, and then a man and a woman came in and continued to quarrel.

What a flirtatious drama of falling flowers, intentional flow and ruthlessness.

The young man was about sixteen or seventeen years old. He was extremely handsome, with black hair like ink and white face like jade. He had big watery eyes and bright red lips. He was wearing a moon-white robe. Even more beautiful, Chu Qiao is a little jealous. Is this still a man?God loves him too much.

Beside him was a young girl of similar age, dressed in purple, with a beautiful and soft appearance, but at this time, her brows were erect, her almond eyes were wide open, and her red lips turned white from being bitten.

"Situ Langming, will you marry me or not?"

"Miss Li, I really can't marry you." The boy said helplessly.

Unexpectedly, the girl's face turned red and white when she heard his words: "You...you...you hypocrite! I thought you were a man who valued love and righteousness, but I didn't expect that in the end, you turned out to be a ruthless, despicable little boy! people!"

At this time, the middle-aged man who was watching the show, who seemed to be the shopkeeper here, began to discuss with the waiter.

"It seems that Miss Li is out of action again."

"I think so too. Last time, Miss Wang looked better, and she was still the jewel in the palm of the rich man Wang, didn't she go back crying."

"That's right, there's Miss Zhang from last time, who was gentle and sensible, and left crying too."

"How many times has this young master provoked us since he lived here?" the shopkeeper asked gossipingly.

The shop clerk counted with his fingers and said with a smile, "It's been five times including today."

The shopkeeper looked envious, "Hey, he is handsome, but he is different. Back then, I was the only one chasing girls, and girls didn't even look at me."

Hearing this, Chu Qiao finally understood, it turned out that this young master had provoked a love debt, and it happened more than once.

The shopkeeper and the waiter were discussing, and the man and woman were still entangled.

"I'll ask you again, will you marry me or not?"

"Miss Li," the young man also looked depressed, "I will answer again, I will not marry you."

"You...you are shameless, you took advantage of me, you just...you just..." Miss Li was anxious and angry, unable to speak, she pulled out the long sword she was wearing with her and waved it at the boy. Come.

Seeing that the real thing was touched, the diners who watched the theater were afraid that the sword would have eyes, and they had no intention of eating. As soon as they put the food money on the table, they all fled out with their heads in their arms.

After a while, the inn that was still overcrowded suddenly only had Chu Qiao's table in the corner, and the man in the bamboo hat by the window.

"It's finally started. I have to quickly write down the things that girl broke." The shopkeeper seemed to be used to this scene, took out a pen and paper and looked at the girl's sword without blinking. funny.

The boy looked aggrieved: "Miss Li, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. Since when did I take advantage of you?" above.

The girl took the sword and slashed here and there, while the boy kept hiding.

Eyes were red, "Scumbag, did you touch my hand that day?"

"That day?" The boy thought for a while, then asked puzzledly, "When did I touch your hand?"

"My hand was bitten by a snake, did you detoxify it? Did you bandage it yourself?"

Frowning, with a helpless expression, "Yes, but if I didn't save you that day, you would have died of poison."

"Man and woman can't kiss each other, and I didn't ask you for help!"

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Weighs to death, women in ancient times were really conservative, didn't they just inhale snake venom?As for forcing others to marry me?

Poor, lamentable.

"Oh, mother, don't worry, I won't look for a wife like this in the future." The sudden sentence made Chu Qiao, who was eating and watching a play, spit out the food in her mouth with a "puchi".

"Cough, cough, cough..." She kept coughing, and seeing everyone's eyes were attracted to her, she felt ashamed and wanted to get under the table, it was too embarrassing.

Immediately afterwards, the table in front of her was split open by the girl Li with a sword, and all the food plates fell to the ground with a crackling sound, which was horrible.

"You dare to laugh at me?" Miss Li pointed her sword at Chu Qiao, her face was so dark that she was about to eat people.

After getting along, Chu Qiao had a puzzled expression on her face, "Me? Laughing at you?"

Then she pointed at Chu Xiaoxi with her sword, raised her eyebrows and glared angrily: "Little devil, don't think I didn't hear what you just said, say, why don't you look for a wife like me?"

"Because you are just like my mother, you are not gentle at all." The little baby's immature face was full of seriousness.