The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-06

Wang Chen's mood at the moment is very complicated, a little nervous and a little happy, as a virgin who can only rely on himself, Wang Chen feels like he has discovered spring. []

Sometimes we have to lament the power of Chinese characters. For example, we were educated by our parents and schools when we were young, and we have to rely on ourselves for everything, which has led many otaku to habitually rely on themselves.If you add a comma after the word relying on oneself, you will find that relying on oneself actually has the same meaning as the Japanese.

Wang Hao got out of the car window and sighed, "Hey, little, not bad, you really feel like a little star in this fake outfit, and you're really handsome, and you're going to catch up with one-third of me. gone."

Wang Chen skillfully opened the car door and jumped into the car, he said with a smile: "This is called extraordinary talent, just like this talent, in the Jianghu, he is also a character of the martial arts level. There is a poem that says By the way! Natural beauty is hard to give up, genes determine success or failure, and I have nothing to do with it. Didn’t you always teach me that dragons give birth to dragons, and phoenixes give birth to phoenixes? Even if you want to waste a little bit, God won't give you this chance."

Back then, Wang Chen still complained about the phrase that his father used to say, dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, the old man likes to make holes, if a man as cool as himself is not a dragon, he is at least a tiger. , how could, how could it be reduced to a mouse?However, he was scolded by his father later, and after knowing the specific meaning of the so-called hole punching, he couldn't even fart. ( ·~ )

Wang Hao started his q7 and drove towards the outside of the community, and asked casually, "Then how many holes have you drilled recently?"

"This..." Wang Chen's smile froze on his face, he didn't expect his father's question to be so direct, he hesitated for a while and couldn't speak.

Wang Hao frowned slightly and said in dissatisfaction: "Let me tell you, your father already drilled dozens of holes when I was as young as you. As the son of such a cool man, don't you think so?" A little psychological pressure? You are not frivolous when you are young, how can you talk about your past when you are old? You are already a virgin, and when you go out, you are not afraid that the police uncle will study you as an alien?"

At this time, Wang Chen usually said that silence is golden.My father's theory is always that the old sow wears a bra, a set of bras.Wang Chen knew that his father was a man with a history. If he hadn't had those painful experiences, the boy who blushed innocently when he saw a girl in his grandfather's mouth would not have become like this.

Wang Chen also understood in his heart that if he lived in the way his father despised feelings and valued women, he could live a very good and nourishing life.It's just that sometimes understanding doesn't necessarily mean seeing clearly, and seeing clearly doesn't necessarily mean seeing clearly.

Wang Chen doesn't know if he is a good person, but he is definitely a very principled person, otherwise, he would not rather just rely on himself in the bathroom than respond to Bao Lulu's hookup.

Seeing Wang Chen like this, Wang Hao also looked helpless, and secretly sighed in his heart. []

My son is the same as me back then, pure and lovely, yet stubborn and terrifying.That's not a bad thing, but it's by no means a good thing.As a descendant of the Smiling Yan Luo Wang family, it is not a problem to have many women, but once he has love, problems are easy to arise.

The small car drove towards the outside of the city quickly, and there was a strange and dull engine sound in the car, and finally Wang Chen couldn't stand the dull feeling and asked: "Father, let's change the subject, can you talk now?" Let me get to the bottom of it first, who is my blind date this time?"

"Ah? Didn't I tell you yet?" Wang Hao looked puzzled.

Wang Chen shook his head decisively and said, "No!"

Wang Hao smiled awkwardly and said, "Damn it! I actually forgot to tell you about such an important matter. The nobleman forgets things, the nobleman forgets things. The person you are dating this time has a lot of background, Jincheng Bi's family Have you heard of it?"

"Bi's family? The Bi's family in Jincheng? Could it be Taiyi's Bi's family?" Wang Chen was startled, and subconsciously called out.

The Bi family of Taiyi is famous for fighting back ghosts and gods with both hands, and turning the universe with one needle. Wang Chen has heard of it more than once, but what he didn't expect is that his blind date this time is actually a member of the Bi family.

In the great China, there are countless strange people. Since these people seldom walk in the society, ordinary people have no idea that there are actually countless hidden families hidden in this city intertwined with steel and concrete.

As a family of traditional Chinese medicine, the Bi family's Taiyi massage hand is known as one of the top ten massage techniques in China. With only a few hands, it rejuvenates the muscles and bones, rejuvenates the hands, and has the power of ghosts and gods.Compared with Taiyi Massage Hands, the second unique skill of the Bi family, Taiyi Magic Needle, is even more miraculous, with the power to bring back the dead.

With the power of thunder, one needle can make the bones raw, and two needles can scare away the god of death!

There was a Bi family member who said: "Yan Wang let you die on the third watch, I dare to keep you until the fifth watch!"

Wang Chen couldn't help feeling a little sad, he wasn't afraid of the Bi family's family business, although his Wang family didn't practice Chinese medicine, but the ranking in the Jianghu was no lower than that of the Bi family.It's just that every time he got sick when he was a child, he went to Bi's family to see him. He still felt a little pain when he recalled the feeling of the needle pricking his buttocks.

The shadow of childhood, everything is the shadow of childhood.

"Well, this Bi family and our Wang family are actually family friends. It's just that there are some minor problems in my generation, so there are fewer people walking around. But the two masters of our two families have always been in touch. The last two The master settled this matter during the phone call." Wang Hao said casually.

Wang Chen was speechless: "I'm going, so hasty?"

Wang Hao pursed his lips and said contemptuously: "Small, you dare to say something hasty about what the master has set, and you have become fat lately. Looking at your expression, I can see that you have never seen the world. Let me give you some science, this time The person you are dating is the only little granddaughter of the Bi family, named Bi Beibei. I have met her twice before, and it is okay to say that she is tall, and you will know when you see her."

Wang Chen said depressingly: "Forget it, now my ass hurts when I hear Bi's family, Bi Beibei, why is this name so petty? I asked Dad, can we not go?"

Wang Hao said: "I can not go, but you can't. This is a discussion between the two masters in person. If you don't want to go, you can tell the master in person. Well, it's not that simple. You can see it when you see it." Got it. This girl has quite a personality, and I heard that she is also a big sister in school, and you are a good match when you are still and moving."

Wang Chen was speechless again: "You're thinking far away, and you haven't written your horoscope yet, what if people look down on me?"

"Okay, we're here." Wang Hao slammed on the brakes, parked the car on the side of a road, and instead of getting off the car, he stared at Wang Chen and continued: "Small, give yourself some confidence, as a cool man , Picking up girls should never be considered a problem."

"I'll just send you here. I swore I wouldn't step into Bi's house easily, so take the presents and get out of the car." Wang Hao casually threw two packages to Wang Chen, and ran away irresponsibly.Looking at the gift his father prepared for him, Wang Chen felt like crying.

He has also heard of all kinds of gifts brought by other people, both good and bad, but this is the first time he has seen such a ruthless one. There is a knitted bag in the left hand and a knitted bag in the right hand. When they add up, they just happen to be four snowflake pears. , and each of these snow pears weighs more than two catties.

This shit isn't called cheating, it's obviously cheating!