The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-08

"Cousin, you are still as bad as you were when you were a child. www [ ~]" Bi Beibei's face was flushed.

"Haha, it's still people of your age who have topics to talk about together. I, an old guy, won't get involved in your affairs. Xiaochen, you and Beibei talk first. I'll find someone to prepare a meal for you."

"Grandpa, do you hate it!" Bi Beibei stomped her feet shyly. Master Bi laughed loudly and looked Wang Chen up and down. There was an unexplainable taste in his eyes, as if he was looking at his son-in-law who had never been married. .Even if Wang Chen's skin is a bit textured, he can't stand such eyes. Fortunately, Master Bi looked Wang Chen up and down and opened the door to go out.

After seeing Master Bi push the door and leave, Wang Chen secretly heaved a sigh of relief, but just halfway through the breath, he was immediately picked up again.This lonely man and widow are in the same room, and the topic of research is whether the two can get married and have children in the future. Such a strong setting makes Wang Chen feel a little bit overwhelmed for a while.

"Cousin, sit down. I haven't seen you in these years. How are you doing? Cousin, do you have a girlfriend? If you do, please bring it out for me to identify." When Master Bi left, Bi Bei Bei's expression suddenly relaxed a lot, he didn't even look at Wang Chen anymore, and casually leaned on the chair and asked.

Wang Chen obviously didn't see the abnormality of his little cousin, he shook his head a little embarrassedly and said: "Not yet. ( ·~ )"

Bi Beibei frowned, stood up fiercely and said, "Cousin, it's time to work hard. You don't think the same as my grandpa, why do you believe in the orders of your parents and the words of the matchmaker? I Damn! As the new generation of reform and opening up, we should abandon these feudal ideas! You think that now that China has joined the WTO, we should naturally respond to the call for modernization of our country, go abroad and face the world! If you Why don’t you have three or five wives who are embarrassed to hang out in the world?”

Wang Chen was a little dazed, did he come for a blind date or an education class?

Seeing that Wang Chen didn't speak, Bi Beibei's eyes flashed a gleam of trickery, and she patted Wang Chen's shoulder old-fashionedly and said: "Cousin, tell me what kind of girl you like. If you have time, cousin will introduce you to me." A sister for you."

Rao is that Wang Chen is a relatively simple person, and now he understands what his cousin means. He feels that his little sister has the same thoughts as himself, and she is more on a blind date?

Say nothing, let me cry first.

But everyone should know that besides being simple, Wang Chen is also a bit coquettish. As a coquettish man, seeing his little cousin like this, his coquettishness and vigor naturally burst out.Wang Chen pretended to be innocent and asked: "Cousin, didn't I come on a blind date with you this time? If the master knows that you introduced other girls to me, I'm afraid he will be angry?"

Bi Beibei frowned slightly, why is his so-called cousin so unscrupulous?Come on, this time my old lady will come up with a big move, I don't believe that I can't kill you in seconds. []

Bi Beibei sighed softly and said softly: "Cousin, I actually like you quite a bit. How can you say that we are childhood sweethearts? We are two childhood sweethearts. If you put it in an online novel, it is a match made in heaven. Yes, but unfortunately, I have now found my No.20 sixth husband before this."

As soon as Bi Beibei finished speaking, her cell phone rang. Bi Beibei scanned the incoming call, and there was a hint of secret joy in her eyes. She was so cooperative. Just as she said that she had a husband, the call came.Bi Beibei said a little embarrassedly: "Cousin, my husband is calling, I'll answer the phone first."

Before Wang Chen could speak, Bi Beibei pressed the answer button. As soon as he pressed the answer button, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Didn't I tell you that my mother has something to do today, so I won't let you call? You still call, what do you mean?" Is it against the sky? Miss me? If you miss me, just call. Doesn’t it mean that the two of us have to keep talking 24 hours a day?"

"What? There is an event tonight? Haojue? From mlgb, don't mention the word Haojue. Last time I went there to buy two ecstasy pills, they actually used Alps to fool me. If someone stopped me Smashed them. What? Is it really hot tonight? Damn! Won't you use Alps to fool me again?"

Rao Wang Chen is relatively tough, and now he is sweating coldly.

Even Wang Chen, who is from Zhaozhou, has heard about Haojue. He heard that this place is the largest entertainment place in Jincheng. People fight every day and people die every year. It was closed and reopened every year.

"3p? It's like your group of animals saw my old lady reincarnated like a starving ghost. I still want to sleep with a few more men. My old lady is not a casual person. Let's talk about it later. Hey, you are happy when you are young, believe it or not I'll crush you to death! Tonight, I will find a few little sisters to take your turn! Well, I won't talk nonsense with you, I really have something to do now!"

"Hey, what's wrong with the blind date? Believe it or not, I really cheated on you once today? Damn! Don't mess around with me. Last time, my blind date partner was beaten by you and he didn't leave the hospital for several months. My grandfather locked me in confinement for a month, okay, this is my cousin, don't worry. Okay, hang up, I will look for you tonight."

After hanging up the phone, Bi Beibei cursed in a low voice, and then said in a harmless way: "Cousin, where did we talk just now? By the way, we were talking about introducing my little sister to you. How about cousin, Otherwise, I'll take you to meet me tonight, and it happens that my husband has an event there today, so let's have a good time together."

Wang Chen felt like laughing but didn't dare to laugh. I'm afraid my little cousin doesn't know yet. The first thing I have learned from my family is to see if this person has had sex before, and even judge by his complexion. I have experienced the frequency of sexual intercourse before, because many dirty things are spread through sexual intercourse.

Under normal circumstances, a man's yang energy is at its heaviest before he has had intercourse. Unless those ghosts and ghosts have been cultivated into fine spirits, these ordinary ghosts will be hurt immediately.

Girls who have never had intercourse are very negative. Why did ancient China want their wives to be virgins?To put it bluntly, the first time for a girl is when the yin qi is vented, and these yin qi and the boy's yang qi can complement each other, and the combination of yin and yang is very beneficial to both boys and girls.

Girls who have never had intercourse, that is, these so-called virgins, although their yin energy can attract ghosts and ghosts, it is difficult for these ghosts to catch them, unless there is something like the seven evil spirits that specifically targets virgins, or relatively The sturdy ghosts can get on the body.

Wang Chen could tell from the first glance that his cousin was a delicate virgin at all, he didn't expect to spend so much effort on this blind date.If I hadn't learned how to judge a virgin, I might have been confused by him, especially the last sentence that I couldn't get out of the hospital after being beaten for a few months, which was too shocking.

Wang Chen stared innocently, and asked with some doubts: "Cousin, when you were on the phone just now, why did I hear that there was a girl on the other end of the phone, could it be that your husband..."

"Ah?" Bi Beibei was dumbfounded. Damn, my cousin is so tough, he can tell whether it's a man or a woman on the other end of the phone from such a long distance?

Bi Beibei gritted her teeth with hatred. What kind of ears does my cousin have? If I had known that my cousin's ears were so sensitive, I would have found a livestock to save the situation. If I didn't feel disgusted and called a man husband, what would I do? Cut corners and found my best friend!