The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-15

"Really!" Wang Chen's eyes were crying, and his heart was bleeding. [~]

Li Suosuo dragged his cheeks and thought for a while and said: "Okay, because you are so reasonable, I am too embarrassed to continue being a hooligan, so please be honest first, why did you use the fake film to ignore our Wenwen?"

"This..." Do you want to push this innocent girl out?Wang Chen hesitated for a moment. Seeing the girl's dodging eyes, Wang Chen still felt that he should have some professional ethics and be kind. lie.

Wang Chen deliberately pretended to be hesitant and said: "Actually, it's not considered sudden, okay, let me be honest, if you think about it, if you are a man, when you see a person who is loved by everyone, and flowers bloom when you see someone A girl who looks like an elf comes to buy that kind of film, what will you do? As a man, I really have no way to see such a girl like an elf being polluted by this kind of film. I know, use a fake film to ignore my mind The elf goddess is my sin, but I have no regrets!"

"If God gives me another chance, I will continue to show this gourd doll without hesitation, because no matter how wonderful this kind of film is, it is an insult to the girl who looks like an elf in her heart! If If I have to choose between professional ethics and life ethics, I would rather not have professional ethics!" Wang Chen was talking about the awe-inspiring righteousness, and the awe-inspiring momentum.

Women are creatures of hearing. Hearing this flattery, which seemed real and fake, the distress in Li Suosuo's chest disappeared all at once. [ ~] But it is obviously impossible for her to let Wang Chen go like this, Li Suosuo gave him a white look and said: "You mean you like our family Wenwen? I don't even look at your appearance, Toad wants to eat."

Wang Chen raised his head and said with a sad face: "I definitely like it if I like it, but this is a kind of looking up to the goddess in my heart. As long as I can take a look at it from a distance, I will be satisfied, and the rest will naturally not matter. Dare to think. This kind of love is very pure, absolutely without any dirty thoughts."

Wang Chen feels that he is living without the dignity of a man now, but a good man does not fight with a bad woman, a handsome man does not fight with a beautiful woman, and for himself to learn the title of "Xiao Wang", it is worth pretending to be a grandson now, after all, which one Didn't the uncle come from his grandchildren?

"You're sensible, if you dare to have any obscene thoughts, I'll be the first to castrate you." Li Suosuo said viciously.

Wang Chen was very speechless, why do girls nowadays want to eunuch boys' bottoms at every turn, if they really want to be eunuched, don't you regret dying when you are empty and lonely at night?Except for the use of this thing for men to pee, the rest are all working hard for the happiness of the majority of female compatriots!

Han Wenwen is now standing behind Li Suosuo and Su Yanhong, her face is as red as an apple, as if she is about to fall into the water, she has grown so big, although she has received countless loves, but no boy has ever dared to do this face to face so confidently. I have praised myself and confessed so bravely. [~]

"Is he really like a spotless elf in his mind?" Han Wenwen thought subconsciously.

Li Suosuo nodded thoughtfully and said: "Okay, I appreciate your attitude, so should we discuss material compensation now?"

I rely on!This girl wouldn't come here to rob me?

As soon as Wang Chen gritted his teeth, he went all out, anyway, he was always asking for money, and if he wanted sex, he was welcome.Wang Chen's face became more and more painful and said: "Auntie, tell me, this time I admit it!"

"Well, very good, should we get a new one for this one?"

"It should be changed! It must be changed! It must be changed!"

"Then we, Wenwen, do you want to refund the money we paid for the movie?"

"Needless to say, it's my fault. If you give me more money, you'll slap me in the face. Don't say anything. This is the 50 yuan. I've been keeping it in my bag since Goddess Wenwen gave it to me. "Speaking, Wang Chen reluctantly pulled out 50 yuan from the bag.

Li Suosuo took it over and put it directly into his pocket, then patted his pocket, put his hands on his hips and asked, "Xiaomian, not bad, you are quite responsible, it seems that you didn't lie to us on purpose, For the sake of your sincerity, I am too embarrassed to say anything else, and lastly, I have been waiting for you for eight days with these two concubines, should you express it?"

Wang Chen gritted his teeth and said, "Should! How much do you want?"

"This..." Li Suosuo was hesitant about what price to ask. If it was too high, it would be a scam, and if it was too low, he would feel aggrieved.Even Li Suosuo didn't realize that the anger she had suppressed for the past eight days was easily wiped away by Wang Chen's few words.

At this moment, a cold voice sounded: "Hehe, I never thought that such a toad would have a lot of beauties around it. Didn't someone tell you that if you are too happy to be a toad, you will be easily deceived by others?" Trampled to death."

Li Suosuo, who was still thinking about how much money would be suitable, suddenly became quiet, and turned their heads to look one by one.I saw a young man wearing a white sportswear, a little handsome but with a gloomy face, walking over, followed by no less than twenty younger brothers.

Wang Chen looked up at the other party, gave Li Suosuo and the others an apologetic look, raised his head and said with a simple and honest smile: "No, but I always told me that some people are actually a pile of shit, and people don't like to step on them. For fear of getting his feet dirty, he really thinks he is number one in the world."

Tit for tat!

Su Yanhong pulled Li Suosuo and Han Wenwen back two steps, even a simple girl like Han Wenwen could tell that this group of people seemed to be on the wrong side of this young man selling porn, and Han Wenwen suddenly felt a little worried about Wang Chen. There is no reason for this concern but it does exist.

The face of the young man in white turned cold: "Do you mean that I look like a puddle of shit?"

"No." Wang Chen shook his head, but this guy quickly added: "But if you insist on thinking that you are shit, then I have nothing to do."

"Hehe, hehe, good job! Good job!" The young man in white smiled coldly, as if his anger was suppressed in his heart, and it was about to erupt: "20 years, you are the first Do I want to thank you for saying that I know nothing like a piece of shit?"

Zhibai clenched his fists tightly: "Today, I wanted to order some noodles for Lulu. If you can obediently admit your mistake, this matter will be over. I didn't expect you to be very stinky, and your mouth is even more stinky."

Wang Chen asked in surprise: "I have a grudge against you?"

"Is there any enmity?" The young man seemed to have heard the biggest joke of this century: "You hit my man and you got so close to my woman. Do you think there is any enmity between us? Wang Chen, you are the first A person who dares to be so crazy in front of me, should I admire your courage or should you say that you don't know the heights of the sky and the earth? There is a price to be paid for being the first bird."

Zhibai's eyes were as poisonous as a cobra and he said: "Wang Chen, I know you can fight, but don't worry, I won't give you the chance to fight one-on-one with me. You must know that there are some people in this world that you can't mess with." Yes. I'll give you one last chance, do you want your left hand or your right hand?"

"Brother Zhaozhou Bai?" Li Suosuo frowned tightly and muttered to himself.

Wang Chen suddenly turned his head and asked with a puzzled expression: "This beauty, what is that Zhaozhou Baige? Why haven't I heard of it before? Is it a new breed?"