The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-20

"It's hard to be a good person!" Wang Chen sighed in self-pity, the man in the suit left quite decisively this time, leaving only a delicate loli for him to settle down. ( ·~) Wang Chen turned his head helplessly and asked Xiaorou: "Is your name Xiaorou right? Now your brother has something to leave for a while, and he entrusted me to take care of you during this time, okay?" ?”

"Yeah." Xiaorou nodded obediently, and said with red eyes: "Brother said, adults have to be busy with adult affairs, children should not ask too much. Although Xiaorou doesn't know what brother is busy with, When will she come back, but Xiaorou will definitely wait for her brother obediently."

Tears were circling in Xiaorou's eyes, but Xiaorou just held back the tears and didn't let them fall down. Wang Chen felt distressed and at a loss as to what to do.

Wang Chen patted Xiaorou's shoulder gently and said softly: "Don't worry, trust me, your brother will come back in a short time this time, your brother asked me to tell you that after he comes back this time, he will never come back again." I'm gone, I will accompany you every day, accompany you to the playground, and go to the zoo to see giant pandas."

"Really?" Xiaorou wiped away her tears and asked in surprise.

"Well, really!" Wang Chen nodded affirmatively.

"Xiaorou, don't go to the playground, don't go to see the giant pandas, as long as Xiaorou is accompanied by her brother." Xiaorou's mood obviously improved a lot, and Wang Chen was relieved, but the little girl asked another question, which was quite speechless. Question: "Brother, what is that giant panda?"

"Uh... the giant panda is a very magical thing."

"Hey, this sister's brother is gone?" At this time, Tingfeng suddenly came over, shaking the goblet in his hand, and asked suspiciously: "What's the situation, look at the meaning, the cool guy just now The man handed over his sister to you? Damn! Is there any reason for this? Isn't this a sheep in the mouth of a tiger?"

"Die, you think I'm you!" Wang Chen rolled his eyes and said. [~]

"You are not me, but you are more shameless than me! Although I am a handsome guy, I am shameless, but I have principles. No matter how shameless I am, I am not shameless enough to attack minors. It is better for you, just let me play with you at home, and don't say anything. There are tears." Tingfeng sighed twice and continued: "Since you have something to do, you should go back first, and then I don't think I have time to continue to teach you the exclusive secrets. Hey, life, this dog day life!"

Generally speaking, when Tingfeng exclaims "Life", it means that he is obsessed with his sister. This is basically an old code for Tingfeng.Wang Chen consciously turned his head to look, and as expected, he saw a pair of sisters on a table not far away looking here.

To Wang Chen's surprise, the two girls look good. One of them has a melon face, big eyes hanging on the face, and long purple hair scattered on the shoulders. There is an indescribable charm. , is a typical royal sister.The other has a baby face, with two deep dimples when she smiles, and her blond hair is loose, looking very cute.

Wang Chen patted Tingfeng's thin shoulder and said with a laugh: "Okay! You actually got a pair of sisters, I said, can your small body withstand it?"

"If you can't bear it, you have to resist!" Ting Feng lamented, feeling a lot of emotion: "I guess you are the only one in this world who can understand the hardships of my handsome guy Feng, and everyone else only sees my glorious side. (·~ ) They only saw me and different sisters taking off their clothes and discussing martial arts in the world, but who can understand the blood and tears behind it? In fact, sometimes I am quite tired when I think about it. What do you say about stirring up this thing every day? What do you mean? But I don’t know what to do now, I’m retired, and the great plan to send warmth to women comrades has just taken the first step, no matter how tired I am, I have to persevere and persevere.”

"Understood, I understand you too much. You sacrifice a stick to serve all women. After a while, you will not only sit on the lotus of Guanyin, but also have to push a cart by an old man. Maybe you will have to do plum blossoms three times. You are like an old scalper plowing naked In the body of a beautiful woman, there are sour, sweet, bitter, hot and salty, which is not enough for outsiders." Wang Chen cleverly chose to retreat: "So I will withdraw first, so I won't be here to affect you and send warmth to the majority of female comrades."

As soon as Wang Chen finished speaking, he pulled Xiaorou away from the wine, and discussed with Tingfeng the plan to send warmth to the majority of women compatriots. It was more terrifying than discussing with Bao Lulu, so Wang Chen chose to retreat quite wisely.

In fact, Wang Chen said from the bottom of his heart that he also had some admiration for Tingfeng, this guy was so good at picking up girls, no matter if it was a chaste woman or those whores, as long as he made a move, he would rarely miss it.In this world, who can talk about one-night stands so great, and how to pick up girls so professionally, who else is there besides listening to the wind?

Sometimes Wang Chen also wants to be like Tingfeng, to be frivolous while he is still young, but he still can't learn it, some things can be done not only if he wants to do it, after all He is Wang Chen, not Tingfeng.

After getting out of the wine, Wang Chen felt that his mood suddenly relaxed a lot. A place like wine, where there are countless lonely men and women venting their loneliness, is really not suitable for people like Wang Chen.Wang Chen belongs to the typical sex-type otaku who can sit and watch for a day without getting bored, but can't adapt to the excessive excitement.

Now that the wine is out, the problem of how to arrange for Xiaorou is suddenly placed in front of him.

Although Wang Chen has been self-reliant since he was a child under his old education, he is still good at taking care of himself, but he has become a layman in how to take care of others.

Could it be that he entrusted this girl to the care of his own mothers?The method is feasible, but how to introduce the man in the suit has become a problem. He doesn't want too many people to know the existence of the man in the suit.Wang Chen always felt that there were some untold stories about the man in the suit. Although the man in the suit didn't tell him to keep it a secret this time, Wang Chen understood that if he really revealed the whereabouts of the man in the suit, then the relationship between the two of them would be damaged. It's over.

The family can't take it back, so is it possible to take it back to the boys' dormitory?This is obviously more nonsense, let's not talk about whether the dormitory manager who is taller than the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother will let such a delicate girl into the boys' dormitory, just talk about the group of homeboys in the dormitory who use binoculars to look for beauty every day, Wang Chen It just felt pretty unreliable.

Finally, in desperation, Wang Chen still called Bao Lulu.

When the phone was connected, Bao Lulu should have just fallen asleep and her voice was a little confused, so she hesitated for a while before saying: "My good brother, why did you remember to call your sister Lulu today? Could it be that you are so lonely tonight and figured it out? "After staying with Bao Lulu for a long time, even Wang Chen, no matter how novice, understands the true meaning of thinking through. If you interpret the word Tong as the homonym of 'poke', you can clearly understand Bao Lulu's words The provocative meaning in it.

But Wang Chen now understands that he is not in the mood to argue with the other party, he hesitated for a moment and asked: "Sister Lulu, I need your help with something. Do you have any sisters who rent a house outside, and they have a good temper. The key is to be caring and considerate.”

"It's so homely? There are a lot of prodigal women now, and it's really hard to find homeless women. Brother Wang Chen, you suddenly asked if there is some kind of conspiracy, I dare you! You won't let my old lady introduce you to someone?" Bao Lulu His voice obviously increased a few decibels: "My old lady is very responsible to tell you, no!"

"No! No!" Wang Chen couldn't help explaining with cold sweat on his forehead: "A friend of mine entrusted his sister to me to take care of it temporarily. It's a bit inconvenient for me to be a boy. I just want to see if there is anyone suitable for you." .”

"Sister?" Bao Lulu asked suspiciously.

Wang Chen explained the matter of the man in the suit. Of course, the plot was adapted. The man in the suit was said to be an ordinary friend of his, and he had something to do now, so he entrusted his sister to him.

Bao Lulu frowned and asked, "Don't you have a den? Why don't you let your friend's sister live there?"

Wang Chen smiled wryly and said: "My friend, this girl is a bit inconvenient and needs someone to take care of her. You can't let me be a big man to take care of her? My friend should know about it. How should I explain it then?"

"Hmph! If you dare to take care of me, I will personally cut off your bottom, and then you will become a eunuch, so naturally you don't need to explain to your friends." Bao Lulu snorted coldly. With a girl like Lulu, you not only have to be strong, but you must also be strong below, otherwise you don't know when the bottom will disappear.

Bao Lulu continued: "For the sake of my mother being half the owner of your little nest, I will move in tonight, so that you don't have to play in a shabby house and end up feeling lonely all by myself." The sandbar is cold."