The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-21

"wrong……"

Walking to the door of the next room, Wang Chen suddenly realized that the corpse aura is a bit too abnormal today. ( ·~ )

Wang Chen has never heard of such a strong corpse aura, not to mention that he has seen it before. A zombie with such a strong corpse aura should at least be at the level of a corpse king, but a zombie at the level of a corpse king will use his own corpse aura Does it come out?This is obviously not in line with scientific reason.

You must know that the formation of zombies is quite strange. After death, the yin and yang in the body disappear, but the disappearance of yin and yang does not mean that the soul will disperse immediately. By chance, if the soul of the dead body cannot disperse, it will gradually merge with the body Speaking of which, of course, in most cases, this kind of fusion will directly kill the soul, but there are also very few cases where the fusion will be successful.

If the fusion of the soul and the corpse is successful, a special state will be formed, the so-called zombie, which has the power of action but no judgment.A soulless person like Bi Beibei can actually be regarded as a special kind of zombie.As for the zombies shown in the movies, once they scratch people, they will become zombies, which is obviously a bit nonsense. They are not zombies, they are zombies written in end-time novels.

Zombies are actually divided into levels. Like those low-level zombies, ordinary people can cut them down with a knife, while the bodies of advanced zombies become as hard as iron.On top of the advanced zombies are the legendary corpse king and corpse king.

After reaching the realm of the corpse king, the zombie has an IQ, which is exactly the same as that of ordinary human beings. If it is not encountered by a magician, ordinary people will not be able to tell the difference at all. [ ~] As for the legendary zombie who has reached the realm of the corpse emperor, it is even more terrifying. It is said that it can withstand the catastrophe and ascend to immortality.

Wang Chen doesn't know if there is such a legendary zombie as the corpse king in this world, because even he has only heard of the corpse king and never seen it.

Wang Chen's expression was serious, he felt that he should have gotten lucky tonight, and what happened today was too illusory.Although he is still puzzled as to why the other party exudes his corpse aura, he has also judged that this guy is at least a corpse king.

To be honest, when Wang Chen learned that there was a corpse king in this room, he had the idea of ​​shrinking back, but in the end, the ancestral precepts of the Smiling Hades family still kept him.Smiling Yan Wang's ancestral training clearly stated that when fighting with people, the members of the Wang family can be grandchildren, but when fighting against natural enemies of magicians such as ghosts and ghosts, they must be uncles.

A simple person like Wang Chen naturally doesn't know how to adapt, so he is ready to abide by the precepts of his ancestors.Everyone knows that when Wang Chen does things, he likes to see the essence through appearances, and find contradictions through events. The main contradiction now is very simple, and that is how to solve this corpse king.

Wang Chen was thinking about it, but decided to see the situation first.

The door next door was already destroyed by the corpse king, so Wang Chen easily broke in, and he tiptoed in.The corpse aura inside the room was stronger than that outside, such a strong corpse aura made Wang Chen feel very uncomfortable.

Wang Chen held a bronze mirror in his left hand and a judge's pen in his right. The twelve Daoist symbols were suspended above his head, just like the bull-nosed Taoist in the movie.Wang Chen had just taken two steps when a gust of cold wind rushed towards him. [] Obviously, this zombie has discovered that Wang Chen has come in.

"disease!"

It's too late to retreat now, Wang Chen didn't plan to retreat, and directly commanded a Taoist talisman to fight over.

boom!

The Dao Talisman's attack worked, but the opponent only groaned for a while before fleeing.This made Wang Chen slightly dazed.I rely on!This zombie won't hang up?My Dao Talisman actually disappeared without any substantial effect?At this moment, Wang Chen doubted whether his Dao Talisman would become invalid due to the age.

Wang Chen was very dissatisfied with the effect of his Taoist talisman, so he opened the bronze mirror directly this time.The bronze mirror in Wang Chen's hand is also called Demon Extinguishing Mirror. Just by hearing the name, you can tell how cool this mirror is.The mirror flashed, and countless golden rays of light like sharp knives emanated from the mirror.

Wang Chen carefully rotated the mirror to search for the corpse king's whereabouts, not daring to be distracted in the slightest.

Suddenly a white light flashed, and the corpse king appeared under the mirror, Wang Chen jumped back three steps, and the demon-killing mirror shone brightly.

"Heaven slays evil spirits, mirrors heaven and earth, and destroys them!"

"ah!"

Although this corpse king is relatively powerful, he has surprisingly little combat experience, even more rookie than Xiaobai.The light of the Demon Extinguishing Mirror shone on him, but he didn't know how to dodge, instead he rushed towards Wang Chen screaming.

Wang Chen was overjoyed, the one he met this time turned out to be an idiot corpse king.

Heaven, earth, beautiful sister Avalokitesvara, thank you for allowing me to meet an idiot corpse king!

Wang Chen is very excited at the moment, it seems that this time he really has a chance to kill a corpse king level expert.The judge pen in his hand flicked rapidly, leaving nine golden inscriptions in midair.Wang Chen directly used the judge pen in his hand to draw a nine-character mantra in the air.

"Pro! Soldiers! Fight! Those! All! Row! Array! Forward! Go!"

The nine golden characters interweave back and forth at a mysterious angle, ninety-nine are divided into 81 golden characters, and they hit the corpse king with a bang.

The corpse king snorted, his body paused, resisting the nine-character mantra, he swung his claws and grabbed Wang Chen.

I rely on!so fierce?

Even the strongest attack of the nine-character mantra didn't achieve any effect, and the opponent didn't even have a little injury. How can you beat your sister?Wang Chen fell directly from the top of Mount Everest to the bottom of the valley in one fell swoop, and the strong drop almost suffocated him.

Wang Chen can now see that even if this corpse king has no combat experience, he is not something that a mere yellow-rank magician can solve. If he breaks through ten times with one effort, his little tricks can't touch his skin at all.Wang Chen hastily revealed his twelve emerald swords, arranged them in twelve formations, and blocked them in front of him.

The corpse king didn't even look at the twelve emerald swords, and rushed over with brute force, and the twelve emerald swords were broken into pieces.

"Your sister!" Wang Chen cursed angrily, desperately, and directly revealed the only high-grade magic weapon on his body, the blood emerald.As soon as the blood jade came out, it turned into a beam of blood and enveloped the corpse king. Now Wang Chen didn't care too much, and waved the only eleven Taoist talismans left behind him and smashed it.

boom!boom!boom!

Although these eleven Taoist talismans are powerful, Wang Chen is not so conceited that he thinks that these few pieces of paper alone can solve the opponent. As expected, when the gunpowder smoke clears, the corpse king is still intact even though he is a bit disgraced. stand there.Wang Chen was about to cry now, endless tears poured down, rolling down endlessly.

Under such historical conditions, any resistance is futile.Blood Jade Wang Chen didn't care about taking it back, he turned around and wanted to run away, if he didn't run away now, he wouldn't be a master, he would be a fool.

Just as Wang Chen turned around and wanted to run away, an incredible scene appeared, and Wang Chen's eyeballs almost fell out of shock.

I saw the corpse king squatting under the blood emerald and began to cry, his body shrank and shivered with exhaustion, looking extremely pitiful and tender.

Wang Chen was a little dazed, who can explain what's going on?Only then did Wang Chen notice that the corpse king who almost ruined his wealth and life here just now is actually a seven or eight-year-old little loli, wearing a dress with a round face, it is simply the deadly charm of those strange uncles. lure.

Little Lolita, the corpse king, raised her head pitifully, her face was full of tears, and she sobbed sobbingly: "Woooo! Big brother, you bullied Xiao Shuang, you stabbed Xiao Shuang with needles, and you bombed Xiao Shuang with firecrackers. He also beat Xiao Shuang with a stick, and tied Xiao Shuang up with a rope, woo woo, big brother, you are a bad person, Xiao Shuang won't play with you anymore."

Holy crap!

Wang Chen was dumbfounded. The Taoist talisman he cast with all his might turned into firecrackers, his demon-killing mirror and nine-character mantra turned into needles, twelve emerald swords turned into sticks, and, oh my god, his own blood Jade, the blood jade that was enough to drive the entire Jianghu crazy, turned into a rope in the eyes of this corpse king.

This……

Is there any reason for this shit?