The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-27

Wang Chen was quite aggrieved. He originally wanted to return the video, but it was as if he was interrupted by himself when he was sitting in love. Even on the phone, Wang Chen could feel a monstrous murderous aura towards him Diffuse over. www [~]

Wang Chen asked quite anxiously: "Is it not convenient for you now? Then I will call you later?"

"It's very convenient for me now, even more convenient than instant noodles. Are you calling to get back some porn? I'm a reasonable person. It's okay for you to get back the porn, but before getting back these porn, shouldn't we How about continuing to discuss the compensation issue last night?"

I didn't have sex with you last night, Wang Chen was quite aggrieved, it seemed that he couldn't hide from being ripped off, so he could only face it bravely.Thinking of this, Wang Chen didn't hide at all, he just gave a hand, and asked rather toughly: "Auntie, how do you make up for it, I will follow."

Li Suosuo's voice became cold: "Why, are you still a little reluctant to hear what you mean?"

"Willing, quite willing!"

Wang Chen was covered in cold sweat, and he dared not say he was unwilling to give him 1 guts under such historical conditions.

"Okay, since you are willing, then the matter will be easy to handle. Introduce me to discuss with my concubines."

Li Suosuo didn't hang up the phone either, he hung up the phone directly, turned his head and asked, "My concubines, the guy who sold the porn called us just now to apologize and is willing to compensate us, my concubines, what do you think we should do? "

"Let him kneel down and admit his mistake!" Yimei said rather fiercely. 【leaf*】【*】

"The ideal is very full, but the reality is too skeletal, and it is useful to say something."

"Otherwise, let him invite us to dinner. I think we can go to the 'Haowei Hot Pot Restaurant' next to the Berlin Temple to eat hot pot. I haven't eaten there for a long time, and my mouth is watering just thinking about it." Li Suosuo's dormitory A long, slightly plump sister drooled and said.

Li Suosuo said contemptuously: "Look at your talent, be careful, you will become an elephant in the future, do you have any other requirements?"

Another sister with long hair in the dormitory was probably a little excited to watch the movie just now, and she hasn't recalled it yet, so she interjected casually: "Also, let him provide us with pornographic movies for free. I can't do it anymore. I’m addicted to watching it, it turns out that the porn is so good. I’m going to call my boyfriend tonight, and then go out and get a room.”

"Damn! Can you give me some face?" Li Suosuo drew countless black lines on his forehead: "Are there any other requests?"

The sister curled her lips and said, "No, that's enough. You can't let him agree to anything else? Even if he wants to, sister, I still don't like him as a porn seller."

"Sao Fox, if you get angry again, be careful that I will serve you with a big punishment. Since it's gone, I'll tell him." Li Suosuo turned on the phone and asked, "Xiao, are you still there?"

"Yes, yes." Wang Chen obviously waited a little panicked, he was really afraid that these chicks would make some excessive demands.Wang Chen also paid attention to it, if the other party's conditions were too unacceptable, it would be a big deal for him not to want these pornographic videos.

Li Suosuo nodded slightly, and said in a voice full of queen color: "We have already discussed it. For your good attitude, our five sisters are going to give you a chance. The location of 'Haowei Hotpot Restaurant' Know? Know what to do?"

"I know, I know. []" Wang Chen let out a long sigh of relief. If he just ordered a hot pot meal, it would be within his tolerance. After all, girls generally eat less, and the price of goods in Zhaozhou City is not considered too much. Very high, 100 yuan should block it.

"and also……"

"What else?" Wang Chen was taken aback.

"Nonsense, do you think our five sisters will forgive you just by treating you to a meal? How can there be such a good thing in this world?"

"Okay, tell me, tell me." Wang Chen felt that he was living without dignity.

Li Suosuo stabilized his mood, and quickly compiled the language. His small face was a little red and he said: "Also, in order to prevent you from poisoning the next generation with these pornographic videos, we decided to randomly check two of them from you. Check to see if there is any bad content, it’s no problem.”

"No... no problem."

Wang Chen just felt his tears streaming down, your sister, go and check if there is any bad content in the porn, is it still called porn if there is no bad content?It was the first time Wang Chen saw a girl who wanted to watch porn for free, but could find such an awesome reason.

Say nothing, just wipe away the tears.

Hang up the phone, or else our protagonist Wang Chen is sometimes a little too naive. At this time, Wang Chen is not only not excited to have dinner with the five charming beauties, but rather depressed.The place where Wang Chen was staying was not very far from the Bolin Temple, so he walked there directly.

Everyone knows that the world is becoming more and more strange now. Ice cream is popular in winter, but hot pot is popular in summer.Unfortunately, Wang Chen came just in time for the rush hour, and the private rooms were all full, so he could only find a seat in the lobby.Not far from Wang Chen's seat, there happened to be two monks eating hot pot. Everyone knows that the monks now are not like before, abstaining from alcohol and meat, so it is not surprising to see monks in the hot pot restaurant.

When he came in, the two monks stared at him curiously, then looked at each other, and whispered their ears, not knowing what they were studying.Wang Chen was now focused on how to deal with those girls who came over later, so naturally he didn't notice that there were two bald heads observing him.

Not long after, Li Suosuo walked in with a few sisters from their dormitory, as if to show off his capital. This time, Li Suosuo was wearing quite airy clothes, a pair of suspenders and a pair of ultra-short jeans. Just like those pretty girls in the magazines.

The four younger sisters behind her, Su Yanhong and Han Wenwen wore relatively conservative clothes, while the remaining two younger sisters, whom Wang Chen had never seen before, wore more bold clothes.Nowadays, many college students don't go to college well, but they get bigger. These two girls should be a model of them.

One was wearing a denim apron with a denim miniskirt, and dyed a head of shit-yellow hair. The other was even more bizarre, wearing a rumored very fashionable hole suit, with pink underwear looming inside.As soon as these five delicate little flowers appeared, they immediately attracted the attention of all the male compatriots in the store.

There's no way, it's too shocking. With this outfit, Wang Chen's table was immediately upgraded to a super VIP. Countless animals wished to kill Wang Chen first, then cut into pieces, and then replace him.

Su Yanhong knocked on Wang Chen's table and said with a smile: "You who sell porn, let's talk about it first. This time, you took the initiative to invite guests, and we didn't threaten you. Oh, when our sisters order food later, you can Don't be stingy."

Wang Chen wanted to cry without tears: "Yes, yes, I took the initiative this time. You want to eat whatever you want later. If anyone is polite to me, you won't give me noodles. Be careful that I won't pay for it later. However, sisters, young lady It's just a porn seller, there are old and young, you should leave me some money to support my family when the time comes."

The beauty with feces-yellow hair curled her lips and said, "There are old people on the top, and young people on the bottom? Are you ignoring us Xiaobai?"

The sky has no eyes, let a thunder strike this yellow-haired girl to death!

Wang Chen just cried out in his heart, and before he could make a sound, Wang Chen realized what the real sky has no eyes.Because at this time, Bao Lulu led Liya and walked in.

This time, the male animals of the hot pot restaurant were quite feasting their eyes. First, there were five beautiful chicks, followed by two who were no less than, and even faintly higher than the first five first-line chicks.

But this time, Wang Chen has suffered eight generations of bad luck, because when Bao Lulu first came in, he found Wang Chen sitting among the beauties, and immediately frowned, just when Wang Chen wanted to When he got under the table, he saw that Bao Lulu had already appeared beside him.

To Wang Chen's surprise, this time Bao Lulu's target was not him but Su Yanhong: "Hey, isn't this Hongmei? It's really a coincidence that I came so early. I didn't expect to meet her in this small hot pot restaurant." To our red girl."

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