The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-11-29

Zhaozhou has been a land of geomantic omen since ancient times, and it is said that there are many generals and prime ministers in the place where tigers occupy. Otherwise, the Smiling Hades family would not have chosen to settle here. [~]

As a magician, Wang Chen naturally knows a little more than others. This Zhaozhou is actually wrapped by a huge pan spirit array, with the pear orchard as the spirit in the east and the five grains in the west. Then the evil spirit of the earth became more and more intense, so it was full of aura.

This is why Zhaozhou snowflake pear is cool and delicious, has the effect of removing fire and clearing irritability, and it can even make people immune to all diseases if eaten for a long time, because the place where it grows is the place where it absorbs the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.And Zhaozhou Bridge and Bolin Temple are the eyes of this big formation. If what these two monks said is true, once there is a problem with the formation, it will really be related to the rise and fall of Zhaozhou City.

"Then what can I do?" Wang Chen asked the crux of the matter.

The skinny monk took out a bronze token from his pocket and said, "Lord Wang Chen, this is the Berlin order of our temple. Now the abbot of my temple, Master Xuanjing, has reported the matter here to the Buddhist Association, requesting Support from the General Assembly. Master Xuankong of our temple has also issued a rescue order to Jianghu, and we will discuss countermeasures together when the personnel are gathered."

"Berlin Token?" Wang Chen was a little startled, he had heard of this token before, and it was said that this token would only be issued when it was related to the survival of the temple.Although today's society has made the world more and more hidden, the world has always existed. It is estimated that once this token is issued, it will not be long before the world becomes a sensation, and even more strange people gather in Zhaozhou City. [~]

Wang Chen took the token and nodded, "Okay."

"Namo Amituofo, Wang Chen's benefactor is compassionate and saves tens of millions of people from the edge of hell. On behalf of millions of Zhaozhou people, I thank Wang Chen's benefactor. Then we will not bother Wang Chen's benefactor anymore, and leave." The two monks clasped their hands together, said a flattery that seemed true and false, and then slowly retreated.

When the other party left, Wang Chen curled his lips and said with disdain: "Hypocrisy!"

These bald donkeys always like to put themselves on the commanding heights of morality, and every time something happens, they always look righteous.Wang Chen dared to bet that if the affairs of Zhaozhou Bridge were out of control, these bald donkeys would definitely run faster than anyone else, and in the end they would have to be sacrificed by the Jianghu people.

The Buddha spoke outside his body, but the demons kept in his heart, and each of these bald donkeys became more hypocritical.

However, this world will always need some guys who use justice as a cover to maintain this society. If the world is full of hypocrites, then it is better than all real villains.A hypocrite wants at least this face, but a villain doesn't even want this face.

After Wang Chen put away the Berlin order, he dialed Bao Lulu's phone number. The girl seemed to have expected that Wang Chen would make a call, and said on the phone: "Xiao Chen, you finished eating hot pot! Are you done?"

Wang Chen ignored the girl's scalp-numbing voice, and said with a wry smile: "The place you made a fuss about just now, everyone left, what else do you want to eat?"

Bao Lulu snorted coldly: "What's the matter, I blame you Lulu sister for interrupting your good business?"

"No! Definitely not!" Wang Chen replied decisively. ( ·~ )

"Hmph, it's better not to."

"Well, aren't you angry?" Wang Chen asked weakly.

"Not angry?" Bao Lulu raised her voice a few decibels, and said bitterly: "Little brother, you have let me down so much. Originally, Sister Lulu, I thought you were flirting with them because of something. Niu was eating together, now it seems that you have no purpose at all, say, tell me all those small calculations in your heart!"

"I..." Wang Chen wished he could slap himself a few big mouths, why did you mention this when you said you were fine and full?

"What's the matter? I told you that I'm in the heart, so I have nothing to say?" Bao Lulu said on the other end of the phone resentfully: "You have no conscience, sister, I have a deep love for you, but you are behind my back. Other sluts. You old-fashioned bastard, no, you are a bastard. You said that the old lady stripped naked and lay on your bed, and you didn't react. Those five chicks didn't know you for long, and you reacted so much gone?"

Bao Lulu complained bitterly on the phone: "It's not fair, it's so unfair! They are just a little bit more coquettish than me, and there are a little more people than me, but you didn't realize that my heart is bigger than theirs. Are all five pure? You, the one who doesn't love me, hurt me the most. "

Wang Chen felt that he was about to burst into tears, the words seemed to be stuck in his throat, but he couldn't say anything.It is estimated that when a girl like Bao Lulu talks to you about the purity of heart, if it were you, you would also cry.

The girl Bao Lulu was on the phone for half a minute, and seeing that Wang Chen still hadn't responded, she couldn't help being furious: "You heartless thing, are you only willing to let the old lady really cry? Don't you Don’t you feel any guilt in your heart? Don’t you know how to coax a gentle girl like me?”

"Sister Lulu, things are not what you imagined." Wang Chen said aggrievedly.

Bao Lulu said viciously: "Hmph! I know that things are not what I imagined, because things are dirtier, more obscene, and more shameless than I imagined!"

Wang Chen: "Okay, I'll confess." Wang Chen pondered for a while, and used the simplest words to explain the ins and outs of the matter. Anyway, he was not afraid of the shadow, so he simply confessed the whole thing.

After Wang Chen finished speaking, Bao Lulu's attitude immediately turned around 360 degrees, she was as excited as if she had won 500 million in a lottery ticket, and said in a very loud voice: "Good brother, you mean that Su Yanhong still has a hobby of watching porn? Wahaha, the surname Su finally let my old lady catch you again."

"Damn it!" Wang Chen cursed in his heart rather depressed, Wang Chen only felt that the top of his head was suddenly thundering, and after talking for a long time, this girl didn't want to misunderstand her, but took Su Yanhong to watch porn The key points are divided.Woman, can you be any more shameless?

Bao Lulu said with satisfaction: "My good brother, even if my sister misunderstood you this time, in order to make up for my sister's mistakes, what kind of compensation do you want now, as long as you dare to ask, I will definitely satisfy you, sister Lulu. Otherwise, we'll be in your den tonight, sister Lulu, how about I promise you with my body?"

Wang Chen said: "Forget it, as long as you don't get angry."

Bao Lulu's posture is like that of Queen Wu Zetian, and her voice is quite unrestrained: "How can this be counted, don't be so wordy, you said that you are going to open a house outside or in your little nest, give me some good words, my mother's Jiao Didi is a little girl If you are so active, you will die if you take the initiative?"

"It's really unnecessary." Wang Chen was about to cry.

"Tch, one day I will prove to the world that not only do women want to say 'no', but men also want to say 'no'!" Bao Lulu was full of spirits, and suddenly this girl's thinking turned again, and she began to talk about serious business : "Okay, Sister Lulu, for the sake of your good performance today, I will give you a chance to come to 'Ten Faces Burying the Belly Noodle Restaurant' to eat noodles with us."

"Eating noodles..." Wang Chen couldn't help but think about it, that night when he and Bao Lulu studied the following things, he almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

It was only after Bao Lulu reminded him that he was so bold and unrestrained that day.

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