The Merry Man

Updated: 2012-12-07

Bao Lulu nodded and said, "Okay, you can sing, but if you don't sing well, be careful and I'll put you..." After finishing speaking, the girl made a "click" gesture. www ()

This posture made Wang Chen very terrified, what kind of world is this, to sing a song and still carry the risk of being a eunuch?Heavenly law, is there any natural law left?Wang Chen explained weakly: "This song was adapted by that cheap dragon in our dormitory, that is, the bastard who almost quit cooking today to protect me. If I can't sing well, you can't laugh at me." ah."

Bao Lulu wished she could kick Wang Chen off the bed and scolded: "Hurry up and sing, believe it or not, I'm going to kill you right now!"

Wang Chen was devastated, for the happiness of his lower body and the rest of his life, so this guy simply opened his voice and sang: "Welcome another beautiful woman, bring a brand new bed sheet, change the cover and keep the same, the fragrance is full of pure desire. I The crotch is always open, and the open jj is waiting for you. After hugging, there will be a child, and you will fall in love with me. Regardless of beauty or ugliness, you are a chick, please don’t be disgusted, we will make an appointment to get together, and we will love you.”

"My family hides a massage vibrator, open each frequency, shoot for beautiful girls, and leave children for you. Strange and familiar are all women, please don't be formal, it doesn't matter how many times you come, I guarantee your satisfaction. Hooligans welcome you, for You take off your shirt, the flowing fine characters are full of vigor, the rogue welcomes you, share the good show under the sun, and achieve the sunrise in the black chrysanthemum."

You can tell that Jianlong is very talented, and you can tell that Wang Chen is very coquettish. When he was asked to choose a song, he actually chose such a masterpiece, and opened his crotch to welcome you.You can imagine how a chick who just fucked would react after hearing this song, but the current situation is still very special, because before Bao Lulu can react, Wang Chen himself has reacted.

When Bao Lulu first heard the melody of the first song, she just felt very familiar with it, but she hadn’t realized what it was. How could Bao Lulu recognize the song under the lyrics behind Wang Chen? But the lyrics of that song have all changed, it has changed beyond recognition.

Bao Lulu couldn't help laughing out loud: "This is the first time I've heard that such a talented Beijing welcomes you."

Wang Chen smiled honestly and said: "This is what Qianlong changed. It's called Rogue Welcomes You. He also changed a song called Beijing Welcome, which is pretty good."

"So talented? No, you have to sing to me." Bao Lulu was full of girls.

Wang Chen was a little embarrassed and said: "This Beijing welcome song is simply too open. Its level of openness is comparable to that of Guan Xi. I'm afraid you, a girl, won't be able to stand it."

"Tch, I have never seen a hooligan when I grow up so old. If you dare to talk to me again, believe it or not, I won't listen to you, Beijing welcomes you to do it, so come directly to Lulu and do it right away?" Bao Lulu held He threatened with his little fist.

Wang Chen's complexion changed, and he immediately changed his position, and said very spinelessly: "Sister, I was wrong, you wait, let me brew it first."

Bao Lulu was a little dazed and said: "Damn it! You bully my old lady for being uneducated, and you still need to prepare for singing?"

Wang Chen scratched his head and said in embarrassment: "Actually, it's not necessary, but I accidentally forgot the lyrics. Let me recall the lyrics first."

Bao Lulu: "..."

Wang Chen recalled it for a few minutes, and finally finished recalling the lyrics. He filled in some words for those places that he couldn't remember clearly, and he barely managed it.After singing "Beijing Welcome to Engage", I don't know if Bao Lulu's pure desires have been brought up, but this girl's emotions have clearly been brought up.

Bao Lulu turned over directly, hugged Wang Chen's waist, and looked at Wang Chen eagerly, her voice was so sweet that people couldn't refuse it: "I still want to listen, I still want to listen. Good brother, from now on you will give me Would you like to sing this song?"

Wang Chen's bottom couldn't help softening. If he sang this kind of song every day, let alone whether his voice can hold on, he probably couldn't hold on first. Even if his bottom could barely hold on, Wang Chen Chen also wondered whether he could hold on to his virginity.

Wang Chen scratched his head and laughed, "After all, this kind of thing is not the mainstream route. It's enough to listen to it when you're bored. If you listen to it too much, you won't feel much. It's good to just taste it. You're used to hearing those things that conquer your nerves." It’s not bad to love when you die, listen to something Beijing welcomes, do it when you die, but if you listen to it every day, you won’t be able to bear it.”

"Hmph! Good brother, you are more and more good at making excuses now, and give the old sow a set of bras and another set!" Bao Lulu pinched Wang Chen fiercely, and said angrily: "Before You are not like this, why have you become so hypocritical now, it’s just a bunch of excuses at every turn. No, you have to sing today, and I still have to listen to the song you sang even if I die!"

Wang Chen was taken aback for a moment, he was not in a daze because Bao Lulu asked him to sing the song that he had to do it even if he died, but felt that what Bao Lulu said earlier was right, Wang Chen suddenly realized that he was really not like this before, but what When did you become so hypocritical?

Wang Chen was a bit at a loss. He used to speak straight to the point. Others said that he would hurt others if he didn't know how to adapt. Now that he finally managed to learn some flexibility, others called him hypocritical.Wang Chen didn't understand what he did was right, and he didn't understand whether he had become better or worse now.

Wang Chen used to think that his transformation was due to his maturity, but now he suddenly realized that the maturity of this stupid day is to let the honest people learn hypocrisy!Although Wang Chen has changed a lot now, he knows that there is one thing he has not changed, that is, he has not forgotten that he is still Wang Chen.

"Hmph, if you don't sing, I won't go to sleep." Bao Lulu played with a small temper, deliberately showing a savage look: "Hurry up and sing, or you will sing to me to death, or Just take off your pants now and let's do it right away."

Bao Lulu's angry words made Wang Chen a little bit dumbfounded, especially the threatening words, so Wang Chen didn't know whether to cry or laugh.He didn't have time to continue and nodded with emotion and said: "Okay, but this song has to be loved even if it changes or dies. The lyrics are quite cool, you have to be mentally prepared first."

"Yeah." Bao Lulu nodded hastily.

Wang Chen brewed the tune for a while, and then he opened his mouth with a very representative and seductive high-pitched voice from the Xin Orchestra: "If you die, you have to do it. If you don't fuck, it's not love. No matter how deep the hole is, only penetration is enough to call it hi." You have to do it even after you die, if you don’t intervene until you cry and cry, it’s as big as the universe.”

"Take every day as the end to sit in love, insert every minute and every second into the flow of lewd water, ignore other people's masturbation or watching movies, as long as you are brave enough to come with me, love, don't deliberately go to bed, just kiss and seduce according to your feeling It will be very real, enjoy the present, don’t be afraid of having a baby when you ejaculate, we need love to do it to exist.”

"If you die, you have to do it. It's not love if you don't have sex. Only a magic stick can go deep enough into the hole. If you die, you have to do it. It's not strong if you don't wait until dawn. The universe is destroyed, and I will do it."

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You can imagine that the current situation is quite weird. A lonely man and a widow are lying on the bed hugging each other. Nothing inappropriate for children happened, but they sang a bunch of songs that are not suitable for children. The abnormal index of the two people is outrageous.If this matter is found out by others, they probably don't know whether to scold them two Shabi or call them two strokes.