The madman who eats all the money

25 years ago, on a sunny afternoon, five-year-old Ding Dong spread his legs apart in an empty playground, took out his penis with his small hands, and pointed at a small pile of dick in front of his feet, I took a long, long pee.

At this time, Hongxia, who was also five years old, looked at Ding Dong's little dick without blinking with her two beautiful little eyes.

After Ding Dong finished urinating, Hongxia realized that Huang Ni was still not thin enough, so she pulled down her pants with her small hands, squatted down, and urinated on Huang Ni in front of her feet for a long, long time.

I don't know if it was to watch Hongxia pee, or to squat with Hongxia, Ding Dong also squatted on the ground facing Hongxia across the pile of Huang Ni.

Relying on the imagination of their two little brains, the two of them made two little Ni people of the same size out of yellow Ni balls made of urine.

At first glance, the two little nips look almost identical, like a pair of twins, but judging from their peeing devices, one can still tell that one is a man and the other is a woman.

There is one more thing on the male body than the female body, which looks like a small peanut with a shell, which is the pee thing.The woman doesn't have that little peanut-like thing on her body, but she doesn't have any other shapes either, it's just plain.

Maybe they were both young at that time, and they didn't understand the structure of the peeing device.

When I was 12 years old, it was also a sunny afternoon. Ding Dong and Hongxia were happily chasing a group of chickens running with their wings spread.The two were sweating profusely after chasing.

Chasing, chasing, Hongxia suddenly changed direction and ran towards a small forest by the river.

Looking at Hongxia's back, Ding Dong felt puzzled, so he circled his hands into a loudspeaker and raised his voice, "Hongxia, what are you doing?"

"I want to pee." Hongxia replied loudly without looking back.

"Why do you have to run so far to pee?" Ding Dong wondered.

"I don't want you to see it."

"It's not like I haven't seen you pee."

"Pooh!"

For some reason, whether it was a conditioned reflex or some other reason, Ding Dong also wanted to defecate.But he was not as stupid as Hongxia, who ran so far just to urinate.He just stood there and took out the dick that had already grown fine hairs in twos and threes, and urinated on the group of chickens in front of him.

After urinating, Ding Dong's penis gradually hardened.At this time, for some reason, he suddenly wanted to see Hongxia pee.

He quickly put his still hard penis into his trousers, and ran up to Hongxia in one breath.But it was still a step, Hongxia finished peeing and put on her pants.

"What are you doing here?" Hongxia was puzzled.

"Oh, I'm here to accompany you." Ding Dong subconsciously stared at Hongxia's pants.

"How can a man accompany a woman to pee?" Hongxia scolded.

"Why can't I accompany you? I'm your husband." Ding Dong blurted out.

"Bah! You rascal!" Hongxia's face suddenly turned red, as red as a ripe red apple.

"I'm not a hooligan, have you forgotten? We've been married since we were five years old." Ding Dong spoke eloquently.

"Bah! That's a play, it's all fake." Hongxia covered Hongpingguo's face with her hands.

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I have always taken that play seriously." Ding Dong broke Hongxia's hands covering her face with his hands.

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Ding Dong was very disappointed when he didn't see Hongxia urinating.

However, he comforted himself in time, it's okay, there is next time, next time he must run faster.

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