The madman who eats all the money

After Cheng Abao left Nancheng Employment Agency, he did not go to school to pick up his children.He has no children to pick up. Although he entered the bridal chamber ten years ago, he has not yet become a father.His wife is a chicken that can't lay eggs.

He didn't go anywhere, but returned to his home excitedly.

After entering the house, as soon as he changed his shoes, he opened the kitchen door.

His wife is cooking lunch.Seeing the joy on her husband's face, she couldn't wait to ask: "Husband, seeing how happy you are, I guess you must have found a good job, right?"

"I found a job," Cheng Abao said with a smile, "However, it's not a good job."

"What job?" His wife stopped what she was doing and looked at Cheng Abao.

"Storeworker."

"What, warehouse worker?" His wife continued to wash the vegetables in the sink: "Isn't it just a warehouse worker, worthy of your happiness?"

"Hey, wife, guess who I met today?" Cheng Abao patted his wife's fat buttocks.

"Who?"

"you guess."

"Look at your excited look." His wife put down the green vegetables in her hand again, and looked at her husband: "Could it be that you met your first love?"

"I don't have any first love." He immediately put his arms around his wife's fat waist, and immediately changed his words: "Oh, I forgot, there is!"

"Who?" The wife grabbed her husband's cock: "Tell me, who is it?"

"Easy, easy, don't forget, I'm not a father yet." He grabbed his wife's hand: "She is far away in the sky, but close in front of me!"

"Okay, don't talk about pulling it down." The wife let go of the hand holding the penis, and continued to wash the vegetables in the sink: "I don't want to hear it yet."

"Today is also a coincidence. I ran into Ding Dong at the employment agency."

"What is he doing there?"

"What else can I do there, look for a job."

"Looking for a job? Finding a job for whom?"

"He looked for it himself, and like me, he also found a warehouse worker."

"Isn't he his own boss?"

"That's the old calendar."

"Aren't you always? What's so happy about meeting you?"

"I'm so happy today, you know, I humiliated him in front of the hundred and ten people today, you didn't see his embarrassment at that time, his face was white, red, blue... ..."

dinner's ready.

He never drank alcohol at noon at home, but today he drank alcohol for the first time.Although there was no food to go with the wine, but thinking about what happened in the morning, he poured it all by himself, shaking his head and enjoying himself.

He thought while drinking, he and Ding Dong will become colleagues in the future, the chance is great, I will continue to humiliate him...

After a while, he unconsciously drank a whole bottle of Erguotou by himself.

He has a drinking capacity of seven to eight taels, and in normal times, he would undoubtedly be drunk.But now, not only did he not appear to be in a state of high drinking, but his whole body was relaxed and extremely refreshed.

He wiped the oily mouth with his hand, ran to the kitchen, and dragged his wife out: "Stop washing the dishes, let's go, let's get down to business."

"Stop messing around, it's not my business to wash the dishes?" The wife said as she broke free, "What's your drunkenness, why don't you do it if I don't wash it?"

"I'm not drunk, it's quite normal." He pulled his wife away again: "Go, get down to business!"

"Tell me, what are you going to do?"

"Make a villain!"

"Be serious, go out, go out, don't interfere with my washing dishes."

"The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!"

"Okay, okay, you go out, there are people who do this in broad daylight, let's talk about it at night."

"Wife, do you know that at this moment, I am in a very good mood and in excellent condition. If I fire now, I must be at the 10th ring. Over the years, I have not been in such a good condition as I am today, so why don't you miss this opportunity? Do not come again."

"Really?" The wife felt that her husband was serious, and he wasn't getting drunk.

In fact, she is more eager to make a villain than her husband.

"Of course it's true." He looked at his wife with bright eyes: "Also, you know, if I hit the bull's-eye when I'm in a particularly good mood, I'm sure I'll get a good breed."

The wife completely believed her husband's words, and hurried out of the kitchen, said while taking off her clothes: "Okay, let's strike while the iron is hot. Let's start making a villain now, and we also want to create a villain with a handle."

He also quickly took off his clothes, as if he was comparing with his wife to see which one could take off faster.

Naked, he said to his naked wife: "Your requirements are too low. If I hit 10 rings, do you know what will happen?"

"What result?"

"The word '10' on the 10 ring is a pictograph, what do you think it looks like?"

"God, it's a male and a female." The wife threw herself into her husband's arms: "I want to have twins even in my dreams!"

"Then, what are you waiting for?"