The madman who eats all the money

Nine o'clock sharp the next morning.

Golden Bay Leisure Center held a staff meeting.

"I never hold an all-staff meeting. Why did the boss hold a meeting today on a whim?"

"What day is it today?"

"Is there any happy event in the leisure center today?"

"It's not about layoffs, is it?"

"Business has been good recently, is the boss going to give everyone red envelopes?"

"Bah! Isn't this iron cock so generous?"

"..."

The employees whispered and talked a lot.

The meeting officially started, and no employees in the venue dared to speak anymore.

The shop owner presided over the meeting in Mandarin with a Nancheng taste.

"Today, I have a short meeting. There is only one thing, but it is very important. It is to introduce a new vice president named Ding Dong. He was the president of a large group. He is an entrepreneur with a high IQ. With management experience, his arrival has brought vitality to our center and an opportunity to take off. I hope everyone will fully support his work and obey his command. He can speak on my behalf at any time and any place. .Did everyone understand?"

"I understand!"

Immediately, all the staff answered loudly in unison.

After hearing this, Ding Dong was elated.He hadn't felt like this for a long time.

Ah Si raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Next, please welcome our Vice President Ding to give you instructions with warm applause."

Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!

Suddenly, there was a burst of thunderous applause in the meeting room.

Amidst the applause, Ding Dong walked up to the rostrum with a smile on his face.

Although today is his first appearance in the leisure center, he has been the president of a large group for ten years, and he has appeared on countless stages. He has never seen any scenes. For him, a small venue like this is simply childish, just like Walking on the street by yourself is no different from shopping.

So, he didn't feel nervous at all.He raised his fat head, glared with mouse eyes, arched his pig's mouth, and raised his hand to wave to the employees in the audience.

At this moment, there was no sound in the venue.

Ding Dong said in a southern accent: "Comrades, hello everyone! You have worked hard! First of all, I would like to declare that I am not here to give any so-called instructions. I just take this opportunity to get to know you and make friends with you."

Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!

There was another thunderous applause in the conference room.

"Although I was appointed as the vice president today, I am very clear in my heart that I am only a primary school student here, a first-grade primary school student."

Ding Dong stopped, stared at everyone, and stared at everyone.

At this time, there was no more applause in the meeting room, but silence.

Ding Dong was surprised.

He rolled his eyes, and suddenly laughed loudly: "Comrades, do you think I am a great and humble man? No! Absolutely not! You must have heard the phrase 'advanced to the mountain gate as a teacher'?! I can't remember Which ancients said this sentence, but, I know, it has been proved by history, this sentence is absolutely true, it is an irrefutable truth, universal. My teacher, are you right?"

Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!

As soon as the voice fell, applause broke out.

Ding Dong smiled knowingly.

"Since everyone has agreed, you have to accept me as a primary school student..."

Everyone didn't think about it, and Ah Si didn't even think about it. Ding Dong shook his head and began to make a report.

He hadn't given a report for several months, and he was really suffocated. He had such a good opportunity today, so he naturally didn't want to give up.He thought, no matter what, today he must have his mouth full.

He had already given a report for an hour, and according to the content of the report, it was still early, and he only talked about the first paragraph, at best, only the middle paragraph.

This kid is really crazy. I just stated that it was a short meeting, and I just asked him to say a few sentences, but he talked endlessly. Listen, what are you talking about?It's just nonsense, it's not right.I'm new here, I don't understand anything, I don't understand anything, I say I'm a first-grade elementary school student, look, I even gave a report to the teachers, it's really cheeky, I really don't know the heights of heaven and earth.

Hey, Brother Qiang, why do you have such a friend?

Ah Si was very angry and anxious, but because of brother Qiang's face, he couldn't pull Ding Dong down in public.

"Comrades, do you know? Bathroom is a traditional industry in China, and it is also a sunset industry. The competition is extremely fierce, and there is no profit margin. However, the leisure center is different. It belongs to a sunrise industry with huge room for development..."

Ding Dong shook his head and tail, danced and danced, and spoke with relish, spitting straight out of his mouth.

God, he got carried away with it!Is he finished yet?

Ah Si was very anxious, thinking, his leisure center is open 24 hours a day, if this club continues to open endlessly like this, what should we do if the guests come?If a customer gets rejected, they may never come again.Now the leisure centers in Nancheng are springing up everywhere. Isn't this driving customers to other people's places invisibly?

Do not!

I want to stop him immediately!

But you can't drag him down the stage, can you?In that case, how can I explain to Brother Qiang?

then what should we do?

Ah Si rolled his eyes straight.

Got it!

Ah Si hurriedly walked up to Ding Dong and whispered, "Hey, Mr. Ding, a leader of the Public Security Bureau is coming here to relax. I think he is our patron saint, so we can't offend him. We have to end the meeting quickly and operate normally. Get up and wait for him any time, or he will be unhappy. Look?"

Ding Dong was still thinking about it, but he thought that the patron saint was coming soon, so he couldn't be neglected, so he nodded with great reluctance: "Okay, let's adjourn the meeting!"

The meeting finally broke up, and all the staff quickly took their places.

Ah Si finally breathed a sigh of relief, and a smile appeared on his face.

Back in the office, Ah Si made a cup of Mingqian Longjing tea for Ding Dong, sat down on the sofa, and pretended to sigh: "Hey, this guy didn't come early or late, but he chose to come at this time. It's really disappointing and disturbing." It's a good game for you."

"It's nothing to me here, the top priority is to receive the patron saint well."

Ding Dong said with a smile while drinking tea.

"Mr. Ding, your eloquence is really good. You are worthy of being the president of a large group. Today I really saw what it means to be full of economics, what it means to be full of witty words, what it means to spit out lotus flowers, what is the way to make money, what is a commercial aircraft carrier, what is it?" Call……"

Ding Dong was very proud in his heart, but he said, "I'm overwhelmed! I'm overwhelmed! I made a fool of yourself in front of your big boss."

Ah Si patted Ding Dong's thigh and said, "Brother, today is really a pity. I will arrange a special meeting someday, so that we can all have a good time listening."

Ah Si's kind words are even more refreshing than the Mingqian Longjing in the cup, Ding Dong's heart is suddenly gratified, and there is an indescribable intoxication.